MAKING OFF

♥ Si Comel Ini Girlfriend Saya ♥

2011-11-13T23:55:00.000-08:00

TREND OHH TREND ::

2011-11-12T20:44:00.000-08:00

Budak ohh budak , mereka sangat suka guna caption yang bajet bajet style konon konon mcm dia punya caption tuu style laaa kot. haih. sayur sayur. Setelah aku mengkaji , melihat , mengutip dan menapis di beberapa social network seperti FACEBOOK+TWITTER+MCM2LAGI ( sebab aku selalu guna FB dgn Twitter je kot ), aku berjaya dapat beberapa caption yang memang selalu korang akan jumpa punya , and mybe korang guna. ~~HAHAHAHA~~

1. Cool = kewl

2. awesome = ohhsemmm ( yang neh aku baru belajar semalam )

3. damn = demmmm ( neh favourite aku neh , HAHAHA )

4. OMG = homaiigod !! ( budak perempuan cukup suka guna benda neh , haih )

5. okay ,bye = okayBaii ?

6. ada ke = ada keww ? ( demm , ayat mat REMPIT , and demmm aku guna demmmm )

7. f*** u = fak u ( dah jadi mcm sopan sket pulak words neh , HAHAHA )

demmm. terbukti , aku pon ada guna certain caption neh. ingat budak budak je. haih. ANDA RASA ?? kehhkehkeh !!

Few Words ::

2011-11-12T04:44:00.001-08:00

Kalau kita tidak dapat menjadi pensel untuk menulis kegembiraan dan kebahagiaan orang lain , jadilah pemadam untuk menghilangkan kesengsaraan dan kesedihan mereka.
Bukan sebaliknya kita menjadi kita menjadi pensel mencoretkan kesakitan dan menjadi pemadam menghapuskan kegembiraan mereka.

Facts About Guy That We Rarely Know ::

2011-11-12T03:44:00.000-08:00

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what? Uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate nice boy!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

THANK YOU FOR READING :")) ♥

What I Want ::

2011-11-12T02:40:00.000-08:00

BUAL bicara si askar dan si raja

2011-05-29T12:04:00.000-07:00

#POND yang RAJEN : aku kena keja kuat baru aku boleii cepat cepat jadi raja

#KING yang BUNCIT : aku bagi keja susaa susaa kat askar neh , nty lagy lama aku jadi raja. bia sampy ke tua askar neh jadi askar je.

#### WTF. agak agak , nty kalo dah abes belaja. dah keja. BOSS yang gampang gampang ada pemikiran macam KING neh ta. =="

si KUCING.

2011-05-28T23:35:00.000-07:00

aku baru lepas membantai kucing kucing yang bising macam haram kat tepi bilik aku yang buat tdo aku tak lena. aku nak bantai betul betul ta sampai hati sebab anak kucing. so aku te paksa lhaaa senyum je tengok kucing tuu. senyuman yang be sertakan tanduk RED DEVIL at atas kepala aku. HAHA.
NASIB kau lhaa kucing. sapa suruh beranak kat tepi bilik aku. DESERVE YOUR RIGHTS.

TERIMA KASIH !

2011-05-26T05:12:00.000-07:00

TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH ! TERIMA KASIH BANYAK BANYAK LAAHH!

Keperluan Untuk Menarik Perhatian Awek

2011-01-11T20:17:00.000-08:00

Aku balik dari kelas tadi. Then aku tengok sorang mamat neh bersama awek dye yg agak mantap dan hot. Mamat tuhh tade ah hensem pon. Badan pon lagy bagak pada aku kot. Apa agaknya yg aku tade ade kt mamat tuhh. Lalu aku perasan. Mamat tersebut ada keperluan yg penting di universiti untuk mengorat awek. :::::))

1# GAYA

2.# DUIT

3# KERETA

aku baru sedar. DEMM !! aku tade kereta. haha

kisah PRIA kesepian

2011-01-08T13:18:00.000-08:00

aku tengah lepak gn loki kt dataran.

then loki tunjuk kt aku sorg pakcik yg begayut tengan tangan sendiri sambil pegang signboard no entry.

aku pon terfikir. pakcik tuu mesti pria kesepian.

sebab kenapa wujudnya kisah pria kesepian :

1. patah hati 

( ditinggalkan cinta )

2. bertepuk sebelah tangan 

3. tak jumpa pilihan hati

4. jual mahal

5. long distance relationship

6. secret love
( suka dalam diam )

jadi. ini laa antara sebab yg terlintas kt kepala aku kenapa wujudnya pria kesepian.
p/s : kalo anda pria kesepian. jgn sampai jadi macam pakcik tuu dahh r. HAHA. (",)

EYES

2010-12-23T23:15:00.000-08:00

you have pair of beautiful eyes.

with those cold-harted inside.

while i clinging there asking.

why you staring me with those eye.

kisah pacik polis yg baik

2010-12-22T08:55:00.000-08:00

lepas aku lepak gn kodok td

Polis : bagi lesen dengan ic.

aku : ni die pacik.

Polis : emm. Lesen kamu dah mati la.

aku : yeke. saya nga renew lesen. tak amik lagi kt jpj.

Polis : ish3. tengok roadtax kamu.

aku : ini dia.

Polis : nasib baik hidup lagi. dah. jalan.

aku : tq pacik.

p/s : dem. aku baru pasan lesen aku dah mati.esok kne renew. ty pacik polis.

cerita gergasi

2010-12-22T04:54:00.000-08:00

badan aku besar. tapi aku kene ikat.

dem. kantoi perut buncit aku.