tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630Thu, 26 Dec 2024 08:20:24 +0000Random ShiteCrack On Tour RadioAndy's PostsTuesdays With Cory NewsPud's PostsApathy Man StuffJust ShiteA Quote To Live By...Crack On Tour NewsEarly Morning RantsHoliday StuffPersonal ShiteTech Shiteteh intarwebsA Place To Put Verbal Sexual Chocolate.http://twcory.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Cory)Blogger46125en-usyesTuesdays,With,Cory,Apathy,Man,Andy,Warycka,Cory,Nels,JacobsenTwo people that you do not know making with the funny. Sometimes.Two people that you do not know making with the funny. Sometimes.cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-2777349803142163317Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:08:00 +00002008-01-16T02:47:08.401-06:00Random ShiteWell, folks, Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Mary Jo Pehl and Frank Conniff from MST3K are back. The new project is called Cinematic Titanic. Below is the trailer for the first offering: The Oozing Skull.That means that with this, The Film Crew and Rifftrax - you can get all of the MST3K happiness that you want. It sure is a good time to be a fan, man."Cat Stevens, NO!!!",The http://twcory.blogspot.com/2008/01/always-look-your-best-thats-my-motto.html1cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-5328231113103664703Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:08:00 +00002007-08-30T01:11:55.373-05:00Crack On Tour RadioBecause every badass internet radio station needs a nifty graphic. And it's my day off and I'm bored.http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/08/now-with-581-more-cool-logo.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-1279803492254855825Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:33:00 +00002007-08-27T12:35:38.935-05:00Crack On Tour RadioI have just, um, obtained the complete set of Billboard Top 100 singles from 1980-1989 and intend to play pretty much the entire show from them tonight.8pm PSTClick here to tune in.Be there, aloha.http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/08/crack-on-tour-radio-presents-i-love-80s.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-4888221023843094746Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:38:00 +00002007-08-16T22:45:37.170-05:00teh intarwebsI'm sure all of you are no doubt familiar with Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain" at this point. This interweb is a funny thing. Only on YouTube can a guy with a ludicrously deep voice sing a mediocre song with terrible backing music and end up on Jimmy Kimmel as a result. Anyway, I've seen just about every parody of it at this point and actually am sort of working on my own as well... in the http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/08/chocolate-fame.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-7035555183725285963Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:41:00 +00002007-08-16T10:12:01.706-05:00Crack On Tour NewsSo, I log into Feedburner today and - lo and behold - this site is actually being read. Not only that, but people are subscribing to the feed. That just boggles my mind. It makes me feel like crawling into the corner and singing "Jesus Loves Me" quietly to myself while rocking back and forth to the sounds of Billy Ocean's "Caribbean Queen". To put it more succinctly: I am excited and a little http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/08/i-should-get-my-ass-in-gear-man.html2cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-7229590326783445086Sun, 12 Aug 2007 17:08:00 +00002007-08-12T12:12:18.210-05:00Crack On Tour RadioCrack On Tour Radio WILL BE ON Monday, August 13th!8pm PST9pm MST10pm CST11pm ESTYou will want to click here in order to tune in.Be there. Aloha.http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/08/nappy-headed-hos-take-note.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-1242079139521222208Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:01:00 +00002007-08-07T03:07:22.003-05:00Crack On Tour RadioI just thought I would share with all you hoopy froods that Crack On Tour Radio will still be going on, though the days and times may vary with my work schedule. Since I've taken a new job that will often involve me being at work by 5am... yeah. If I have to get up at 4 I'm not running the show till midnight the night before.But fear not the show, of course, will go on. I will try to give as http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/08/radio-free-los-angeles.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-3963706127051755942Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:22:00 +00002007-08-05T07:02:05.847-05:00Random ShiteWell, my dear friends, I am back.After much soul searching and climbing of mountains, I have come to realize that I need Crack On Tour. You need Crack On Tour. We all need Crack On Tour. It is real. It is life. It is America.Stay tuned for more posts.http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/08/i-can-see-clearly-nowor-something.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-3166498866624048340Mon, 28 May 2007 08:49:00 +00002007-05-28T03:54:09.717-05:00Crack On Tour RadioThat's right folks... CRACK ON TOUR RADIO is back!!! From the all new 69SMA Studios in Los Angeles, CA...8pm PDT (11pm EDT) Monday, May 28th!Now with SIXTEEN listener slots! Yeah! This means a new address, so update your bookmarks:You'll want to clickHEREto tune into the stream.I'm thinking about making Monday nights the permanent home for Crack On Tour, so let me know what you think about http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/05/holy-shit-were-back.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-6810529428739360583Fri, 27 Apr 2007 19:40:00 +00002007-04-27T14:44:50.164-05:00Crack On Tour RadioTune in tonight, 8pm Central for what will be the last Crack On Tour Radio broadcast...Well, the last one before the 69SMA Studios relocate to sunny Southern California.You know what to do. Yeah.http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/04/one-more-time.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-675875728164091865Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:25:00 +00002007-04-24T20:20:09.875-05:00Andy's PostsCrack On Tour RadioFear not, folks... though Cory may be pulling the ejection handle on blogging here I will continue to post random verbal diarrhea.Additionally: Crack On Tour Radio will still continue to air on a regular basis, though the times and dates may vary.Speaking of which... how bout tonight at 9pm CST? Sounds good to me!You know what to do.http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/04/show-must-go-on.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-2895356828132310824Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:06:00 +00002007-04-22T01:23:53.570-05:00Tuesdays With Cory NewsI knew that this day would come; I just did not know when. I am closing up shop on the old "Tuesdays With Cory"/"Crack On Tour" blog. I just do not have the time to devote to it, and it is not as much fun as I thought that it would be. I will keep it open for the other two people that post, but I will no longer post here.I will still post on my MySpace blog, though. Here is the link.Keep it real,http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/04/jim-morrison-said-something-about-this.html2cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-7641131773174850485Sat, 14 Apr 2007 00:09:00 +00002007-04-13T19:15:55.461-05:00Crack On Tour RadioFrom the folks that bring you this fine website, we present LIVE TONIGHT at 8pm CST... Crack On Tour Radio!!!If you've never used Shoutcast before, no worries. All you need to do is have an MP3 player on your computer (like Winamp or iTunes) and click here, then click "Listen".Once again, that's Crack On Tour Radio, 8pm CST. Be there. Aloha.http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/04/crack-on-tour-radio-tonight-8pm-cst.html2cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-3208923630766099501Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:20:00 +00002007-04-12T01:00:21.395-05:00Random Shite“Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae." - Kurt VonnegutSo, um, Kurt Vonnegut died. If I were feeling a bit better - I would write more. What a damn shame.So it goes. So it goes.http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/04/smoking-is-classy-way-of-committing.html23cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-8668744381404529289Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:28:00 +00002007-04-06T16:43:55.691-05:00Tuesdays With Cory NewsSo, I was formatting my hard drive today and I decided to change another thing: I have decided to re-name the site. The site will now be called Crack On Tour.Ever since I have taken on two other partners in this endeavor, the name Tuesdays With Cory has not fit very well. I do not post on Tuesdays and the name has worn out its welcome, as far as jokes go. Plus, I do not want to be associated withhttp://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/04/be-gone-evil-demon.html4cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-1820946281526698325Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:22:00 +00002007-04-05T16:24:58.219-05:00Andy's PostsYou know what I'm talking about. Yeah.http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/04/leonidas-show-em-your-o-face.html2cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-1135312114422396836Wed, 04 Apr 2007 00:21:00 +00002007-04-06T16:07:58.792-05:00Pud's PostsI recently discovered a medium called the internet. You can actually get on a computer, and look at different pages of incredible information and pornography. I have decided to use this medium to broadcast my second greatest creation - Uncle Frank. I am keeping the rest under wraps, which is kind of pointless since 2 of the 3 people that read this blog heard basically the first 10 episodes in http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/04/uncle-frank-coming-sometime-in-2007.html2cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Paul)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-4263359471935356765Mon, 02 Apr 2007 18:19:00 +00002007-04-02T15:40:53.510-05:00Random ShiteSo, um, there is a trailer online, at FirstShowing.net, for a new movie entitled "Gros..." um, "War, Inc.". Here is the link. (I am fully aware that the previous two statements rhyme. Stupid brain.)I did not even know that this was in production, but I also do not check imdb as much as I used to.Use the section below to voice the fact that your minds have been blown.UPDATE: Well, I think that http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/04/i-have-blank-look-on-my-face.html1cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-1520688928863935560Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:36:00 +00002007-03-31T03:22:30.695-05:00Random ShiteADVISORY: In this post, there are some words and concepts that you may find objectionable. Don't read this if you have a problem with blow jobs, killing mothers, cannibalism, kiddie porn, punching the wonderful mounds of glory that are women's breasts, or Kurt Russell laughing at any of the aforementioned activities. You have been warned, bitches.Well, there is an early "Grindhouse" review over http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/03/wells-dear-sirs-and-madams-we-have-new.html11cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-3467433453525741491Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:36:00 +00002007-03-31T01:19:10.708-05:00Andy's PostsSo I intend to fork over my $16.50 to find out.Ton-Loc at... The Sports Page in Tea???http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-cant-decide-if-this-is-awesome-or-sad.html1cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-4740161888697140587Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:44:00 +00002007-03-29T09:58:03.837-05:00Tuesdays With Cory NewsWell, my dear readers, some things are gonna change. I have decided to change some things on this site and also on my other three sites. This will make everything look more professional and make Cory a happy boy.So, in the next few days, if you go to one of my blogs or Mspace pages-things may be in a bit of upheaval. This is normal. It is akin to voice changes or growing female-happy-parts. This http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/03/my-little-babies-are-all-grows-up.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-6218808414534969104Sat, 24 Mar 2007 20:33:00 +00002007-03-24T15:46:52.489-05:00Random ShiteWell, I usually do not post YouTube videos to this blog, but this just makes me laugh. I still do not know why. Just enjoy the happiness. That is all.http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/03/mac-me.html1cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-842346920511534891Fri, 23 Mar 2007 23:54:00 +00002007-03-31T01:19:24.780-05:00Andy's PostsDo you watch "Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator"?From here on out, I shall answer only to "DJ Slideways".http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/03/to-catch-mixmaster_23.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (andy)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-4296066901238339120Wed, 21 Mar 2007 16:20:00 +00002007-03-21T11:57:06.896-05:00Random Shite"Abraham Lincoln was bipolar and what did he do: He freed the slaves." -Sgt. Kabuki Man N.Y.P.D.Hey there, dear readers. Things have been a little hectic, in the last few days. Whatever.Anyway, Twitch Guru has a pretty good interview with George A Romero. You can read it here. It contains some good http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/03/you-need-to-know-how-to-use-hammer.html0cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6083024910885436630.post-9071455581852058421Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:01:00 +00002007-03-18T04:17:20.945-05:00Apathy Man StuffHey there. I just wanted to let everyone know that your Apathy Man and cartoon needs will be taken care of over at the 12 Inches Productions blog. There I will debut all of the things that I, and the other 12 Inches people, create. Go over there and taste the magic.http://twcory.blogspot.com/2007/03/where-magic-happensor-something.html3cnjacobsen_913@hotmail.com (Cory)