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isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-1283502079538282139</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2015 17:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-11-11T11:50:26.611-06:00</atom:updated><title>50 Scenes That Do Not Appear in the Fox ‘X-Files’ Revival</title><atom:summary type="text">50 Scenes That Do Not Appear in the Fox ‘X-Files’ Revival
via Grantland, R.I.P.

Highlights:&amp;nbsp;

Scully absolutely does not order some trays on the Internet.&amp;nbsp;
I could tell you that this series explores the politics of mulch production, but I would be lying, because that is yet another thing that does not happen.
At the end of a dark alley, where the light from a lone streetlamp gleams </atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2015/11/50-scenes-that-do-not-appear-in-fox-x.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-3441170278486985007</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2015 12:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-11-10T06:25:04.110-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Black Sabbath</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">music</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">oddities</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Ukulele</category><title>Ukulele?</title><atom:summary type="text">Learning and/or listening to ukulele was never intriguing to me. Until now.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2015/11/ukulele.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkISQt-GNO7gTUiHZb-Ym1RHlEJUNzNbGehe_Qk8uZVcbWgQ15AGyRzQ8xjxgUE-6DaoNpQveOMTUjeEXLDJxxZYnGdW-TJr36H5a0kq8dPuB7nCm4zrkSS_hn0a-WT5JpqfvlQQ/s72-c/blogger-image-1137971800.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-8518776326643690926</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2015 20:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2015-11-09T15:13:05.718-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">andreas bourani</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">joy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">music</category><title>Andreas Bourani - Auf uns</title><atom:summary type="text">



This song oozes joy. I adore it.</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2015/11/andreas-bourani-auf-uns.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://img.youtube.com/vi/MYNLQjrBVPo/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-5502967449246562714</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2014 14:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2014-07-27T09:07:19.635-05:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type="text">For a reason I no longer remember, I started a new Sophzilla&amp;nbsp;blog on Tumblr. If you have financial counseling ideas or illegal downloads or anything else unrelated to the general nature of my posts, please do not follow me there.


</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2014/07/for-reason-i-no-longer-remember-i.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-7389032124425632141</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-01-14T15:36:24.739-06:00</atom:updated><title>Woman Seeking Crack Cocaine Calls Police After Drug Dealer Sells Her Sugar Instead | The Smoking Gun</title><atom:summary type="text">Woman Seeking Crack Cocaine Calls Police After Drug Dealer Sells Her Sugar Instead | The Smoking Gun


Really, how many times do we have to say this?

If your drug dealer shorts you, steals your money, or provides a substance other than the illegal one sought, do not call 911.


Suzanne Basham, 47, made that mistake yesterday morning when she 
dialed police in Springfield, Missouri to report that</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2012/01/woman-seeking-crack-cocaine-calls.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>11</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-877057234814488213</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-01-12T10:19:43.177-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fascinating</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">history</category><title>History of toilets. And toilet paper!</title><atom:summary type="text">The charming and animated Lucy Worsley on toilets through the ages. Fascinating! And a bit stomach churning.



You may have to watch this video in YouTube rather than here.

There is a great story on Dr. Worsley in the New&amp;nbsp; Yorker (abstract). And there are many more travels through history with her on YouTube. The Diet of Henry VIII and The History of Toilet Paper are a couple of great </atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2012/01/history-of-toilets-and-toilet-paper.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://img.youtube.com/vi/23JzUoU4vBM/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-6481058182095091020</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-01-04T09:24:55.439-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">happy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">wisdom</category><title>Exciting New Year</title><atom:summary type="text">Notes from the Universe is a great, inspiring read for the morning. Today&#39;s:If you were able to look back at your most brilliant successes, stunning comebacks, amazing catches, and smokin&#39; ideas, Maria, and you were to find that virtually all of them seemed to materialize out of thin air, when you least expected them, and that they had exceeded even your greatest expectations at the time, how </atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2012/01/exciting-new-year.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-1915457470664112068</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 13:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-04-19T08:58:48.172-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">TUT</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">vocation</category><title>All about the way you think</title><atom:summary type="text">Today&#39;s Note from the Universe slapped me upside the head. In a good way. 
It&#39;s the way you think. That&#39;s your purpose. It&#39;s never been about what work you choose, what gifts you develop, or what niche you fill - let these be for your pleasure.

Think as only you can think, which will lead to feelings that only you can feel, from which connections will be made, lives will be changed, and worlds </atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/04/all-about-way-you-think.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-7674403290235333934</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 19:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-04-08T14:57:32.784-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">logos</category><title>Full-Service Dental</title><atom:summary type="text">From Your Logo Makes Me Barf

I’ve gotta get to Village Family Dental Spa. There is no waiter at  my dentist’s office. There are no suits at my dentist’s office, they all  wear SCRUBS. How low brow.

Also, as Mina points out, what do they do, serve your rotten tooth  to you after they pull it out? For your dining pleasure? Yum. I’m  booking my appointment as we speak.

</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/04/full-service-dental.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-524251478173058281</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 12:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-03-20T07:45:00.707-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Silly graphs</category><title>Graphs! And sandwiches!</title><atom:summary type="text">GraphJam submissions give me no end of delight. 



see more Funny Graphs</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/03/graphs.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-5389304772716311269</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 17:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-03-16T12:03:03.354-05:00</atom:updated><title>A tournament worth following</title><atom:summary type="text">Finally a tournament -- other than the World Cup -- worth following.&amp;nbsp; Complete with brackets!



The Morning News Tournament of Books - Presented by Field Notes</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/03/tournament-worth-following.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8TV08bYjtEJ9uQVKE1wSGbf9bcTYw32hz_5tw50ClCLgGqKpdTrrbW_Eibm7mairqmDcPcCysYrYMyVCAq8Gd83ESYkpCMz56WJ89J1JU6xW8w7NhPWStK-W5tai4xSyUy_6x0g/s72-c/book_tournament.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-25821841585414551</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 13:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-03-10T08:53:19.499-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">silly</category><title>Pop culture for people in cubicles</title><atom:summary type="text">GraphJam&#39;s daily e-mails are a fabulous way to start the day. (Tagline: Pop culture for people in cubicles.)

The graphs aren&#39;t math or census-like, or about things that are &#39;important.&#39; They are about things like the ratio of people who eat oreos by scraping the white part off the cookie with their teeth vs. those who lick the center. Or, the process to get this party started.


</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/03/world-of-people-now-understood.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7u99YJ-n9bAtf3ao7N9Uuj0UNzAsFq306XBvNdMh27PxD8xnMUhBqrMJOj286e-r6g7wMcW3UGob4pUGza-8IfZioAJ_bt15QfU8m2popbSVwIE9GFEUo0ZngdKO7Kvjwsw0u_A/s72-c/venn_funny-graphs21.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-4466616421878421171</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-02-14T15:02:51.755-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">cake wrecks</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">unintentionally funny</category><title>Valentine&#39;s Day and spelling</title><atom:summary type="text">Cake Wrecks = pure delight. 

The Hardest Three Words To Say: &quot;Guys, I&#39;ve been wanting to say this for a while now, but...[deep  breath]...well, it&#39;s just never felt like the right time, you know? And  now here we are, just the two of us and the Internet, and I think...no, I  KNOW...that we&#39;re finally ready to take that next step.

Ok. Here goes:


Wait. That came out wrong. I mean...


Um, that </atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/02/valentines-day-and-spelling.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCtmxO-zb96D0o47jnCL1T-3dfT4LmSMlpd4KhspVz-n8YhBja7ctddBmdgRlJA4gODOHHcp04l3oiSBfHIV90wmrvqQ0bsEYWjq0GaWLSUfPT1A74a9Zf_iPrq6FingFF3dxlEA/s72-c/jared.ow.valentines+hearts.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-4984841176743975249</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 22:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-02-10T16:34:07.229-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">art</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">delight</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Mardi Gras</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Matt Rinard</category><title>Mardi Gras, dogs and art</title><atom:summary type="text">Matt Rinard is out with his annual Crewe of Barkus poster for Mardi Gras. His art absolutely delights me.

</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/02/mardi-gras-dogs-and-art.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKpBoDJQ9glFhtVaFyZL6BEHBnVxfM3fUdgR8kNPpUXCIFeRou2GWVuTUDPzMY6JgaIDSmWpe17L-AlHdbIpvLGo3wwAQfvUshGpn9jVCYmUwi2_c4LojRaDEwk6yt665SWSwO0w/s72-c/rinard_mardi_Gras.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-7580216720245260131</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 23:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-02-03T17:47:06.802-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">craziness</category><title>Donuts with sprinkles. Or else.</title><atom:summary type="text">If you are despairing at the state of your fellow humans, this is not the video to watch. I am a big fan of the sprinkles. I have a jar of emergency sprinkles in my desk.This, however, falls into a whole other type of fannage. 

Customer Gets Enraged Over Lack Of Sprinkles - News Story - WHIO Dayton
DAYTON, Ohio -- Police in Dayton were called to the Tim Horton&#39;s restaurant on Patterson Road </atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/02/donuts-with-sprinkles-or-else.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhObQafJvUueA8E9LNs_rgDOoof0tNMTZpv9pSrq5LxMVY8eXJLRlNJ4pwW6OqVc-R2RyD6wuh6ZbyM1o5XmCfcph_pcjC0CExq6zPY26k426eDmbHfqiP2z4ldyexphWZN6XceJQ/s72-c/sprinkles.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-7910241812563922555</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 19:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-02-02T13:18:16.468-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">inspiration</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">TED</category><title>Taking &quot;the other&quot; to lunch</title><atom:summary type="text">TED talks are mind and spirit candy. In this talk, Elizabeth Messer talks about the increasing polarity in our culture. Those of different religions, opinions, parties, etc. aren&#39;t just different, they&#39;re evil or stupid or wrong. We reduce the worth of those who think other than we do. 

This isn&#39;t any big revelation. But Messer&#39;s suggested antidote is. Take someone who doesn&#39;t share your </atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/02/taking-other-to-lunch.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-2641204845177119022</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-01-26T12:58:42.653-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">attitude</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">geography</category><title>Charty goodness</title><atom:summary type="text">Yipes! What happened to January?

This map made me giggle. I&#39;d like to see a chart of how Midwesterners see the rest of the U.S. Probably quite similar. Except, the east and west coasts are all uppity and they virtually ignore us.&amp;nbsp; 

</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/01/graphy-goodness.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCN0DJwGdxKXw-nxRXPNFR2rv82hIAfXLsfZRIKGL3Rrl8hWQ7HWlgjWkjev-P2A34Cyd4lNWeIQC2Ciqv8NhuG79_kLbaQroLt0Qc1Vc2EjSAhYMw5dLyAAFutgMhjW6UowXFnQ/s72-c/HowVisitorsSee_Graphjam-Californians.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-5121093023173557633</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 19:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-01-05T13:46:43.923-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">creativity</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">education</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">passion</category><title>Passion + Skill = The Element</title><atom:summary type="text">I&#39;m reading Sir Ken Robinson&#39;s fabulous book &quot;The Element.&quot; He defines The Element as the place where your passion and what you&#39;re good at meet. That&#39;s where we thrive. 

His argument: we need to move education from an industrial model to an agricultural one. Like agriculture, education at its best sets up the conditions for flourishing. He also emphasizes that we are all creative. It takes many </atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/01/passion-skill-element.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-2117978199808220429</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 23:13:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-01-04T17:13:00.266-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">annoying words</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">words</category><title>Words viral and epic consigned to college trash | Reuters</title><atom:summary type="text">Around my workplace, banned words include: computing in the cloud and web 2.0. 
Words &quot;viral&quot; and &quot;epic&quot; consigned to college trash
(Reuters) - This story might be epic, and could even go viral, but not if Lake Superior State University has anything to do with it. Just sayin.&#39;

The small college in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan, released on Friday its annual list of &quot;banished words&quot; -- terms so </atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/01/words-viral-and-epic-consigned-to.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgINh5AZ2nQNw0Ce7RclqIflbCMyMMjrVJGeCJsVVKBc2TrXVfKPhokDF9j7qHQWWJ4Q9Agb3wJuOCWZ8FBRBPpg25hadybFDpBUUztIjT5s8gttvNIeNIYPaQFQNnFmyRm98uICw/s72-c/words_cloud.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-5517077838300097692</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 15:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-01-01T09:27:36.268-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Borowitz</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">humor</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">mean people</category><title>Nicer New Year?</title><atom:summary type="text">Andy Borowitz was on NPR yesterday lamenting, with the host, on the nastiness run amok during 2010. Congressional intransigence, name calling and the best of the worst, Pat Robertson blaming Haitians for the earthquake. 

Andy is hilarious and his stories in the Borowitz Report are fiction. They&#39;re biting but, he doesn&#39;t demonize and doesn&#39;t scream. Or sound like a crazy person. At least in print</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2011/01/nicer-new-year.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-4535886285618137039</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 13:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-12-23T07:11:00.110-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">disturbing</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">silly</category><title>Disturbing food chain + Festivus</title><atom:summary type="text">Wow. I thought most of these old-school-like graphics had died and gone to someone&#39;s basement. From Your Logo Makes Me Barf. 
There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
Thanks to Barfer Nathrek for sending this to us from Sydney.
To obtain the most sustainable food, one must feed a lamb to a pig and a pig to a cow and stand the whole mess over a non-plussed chicken. Then the sustainability gods </atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2010/12/disturbing-food-chain-festivus.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-1317398457261968672</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 15:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-12-22T09:55:00.537-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">family</category><title>Reuniting families from AI</title><atom:summary type="text">A very powerful holiday message from Amnesty International. It grabs your heart.

</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2010/12/reuniting-families-from-ai.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-1449555555912800886</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 18:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-12-21T12:09:14.520-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">communication</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">silly</category><title>Manslator</title><atom:summary type="text">This made me bust out laughing. 

</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2010/12/manslator.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-403509684593512586</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 12:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-12-20T06:39:00.379-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Pooh Pooh the blues</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">The Onion</category><title>Pooh Pooh the blues: Hammurderer</title><atom:summary type="text">&quot;Homicidal imp.&quot; What&#39;s not to love with that moniker? Apologies in advance for any ad at the beginning of the audio. 

</atom:summary><link>http://sophzilla.blogspot.com/2010/06/pooh-pooh-blues-hammurderer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Sophzilla)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16748773.post-2855098198884826483</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 12:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-12-16T06:39:00.643-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">design</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jewelry</category><title>Housering</title><atom:summary type="text">One very interesting ring. Looks like it could be used as a weapon. Would also make a great napkin ring. j davis studios






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