tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33926972024-03-09T11:52:23.586-05:00Adam's Crappy AttemptAdamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12240061814394737650noreply@blogger.comBlogger975125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-45006298614335640622007-12-12T10:35:00.001-05:002007-12-12T10:44:23.024-05:00Figured this is the kind of time-wasting gold that was worth blowing the dust off my ACA account.<br /><br /><a href="http://virtualnes.com/">Virtual NES</a> - play just about any Nintendo game online. This is one step easier from when I put a Nintendo emulator on my PC in college, and No-op kept beating me at Ice Hockey. But I did have a Baseball Stars team for the ages.Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606426077181575633noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-44565657229760549642007-09-27T10:57:00.000-04:002007-09-27T10:57:51.821-04:00Overheard in New York | The Voice of the CityYuppie on cell: "I think because of the mental state I was in that really doesn't count as cheating. Plus, it was my birthday, so technically it never happened, therefore I didn't fuck up or do anything wrong, therefore nothing ever happened to begin with, therefore you have no reason to complain, therefore you are still my girlfriend."<br /><br /><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York | The Voice of the City</a>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12240061814394737650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-14524773956469251702007-09-20T20:02:00.000-04:002007-09-20T20:02:38.432-04:00YouTube - Erin AndrewsJust like Kramer on the Merv Griffin set, we've reached rock bottom. So its time for a new format. I bring you ESPN reporter Erin Andrews.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIP7a9Z-YBM">I wonder what she could do with that microphone</a><br /><br />Love the kid from Iowa at the end of the vidBob Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361277344866614170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-72097209145182022342007-09-14T13:26:00.000-04:002007-09-14T13:33:36.378-04:00I know. I know. No one even remembers the ACA anymore.<br /><br />I just couldn't think of a better place to post <a href="http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/articles/2007/09/13/on_and_off/">this article </a>on what is accepted as art today.<br /><br />I'm pretty sure that we could give Adam $22 and he could develop 143 exhibits with this sort of "artistic talent" (read as: mockery of everyone that pays to view art).Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09240461170795214460noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-1323901766021848232007-07-18T21:04:00.000-04:002007-07-18T21:08:04.099-04:00The ACA lives! As proved by the fact that I, once again, performed cardiac caths in my ACA tshirt.<br /><br />Plus, this:<br /><br />Newsday was doing this thing called <a href="http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/KBQB_blog/2007/06/mustache_madness.html">Mustache Madness</a>. <br /><br />Basically, you can see what it came down to<a href="http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/KBQB_blog/2007/07/mustache_madness_the_champions.html"> here</a>.<br /><br />And, <a href="http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/KBQB_blog/2007/07/keith_hernandez_wins_mustache.html">the winner </a>got into it.<br /><br />And, then <a href="http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/KBQB_blog/2007/07/the_madness_never_stops.html">this</a>...Rishihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13092084967331191637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-75309716139547794692007-06-21T00:38:00.000-04:002007-06-21T00:38:21.813-04:00www.myspace.com/kristalynnlandolfiThis is no joke. Burlington has a serious prostitution problem. We're infested. I have attached the myspace of <a href="http://www.myspace.com/kristalynnlandolfi">This Hookah!</a> to the once proud ACA website.<br /><br />Whats the big deal you say? She was an actress in holiday 10 years ago having small parts in The Truman Show and Breast Men.Bob Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361277344866614170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-87845727140483656962007-05-25T14:00:00.001-04:002007-05-25T14:24:22.686-04:00Some more examples of the ridiculous lawsuits that exist in this country: <a href="http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/suing_americas_favorite_pastime.htm">Suing... America's Favorite Pastime</a>. Hopefully the parents involved in these lawsuits got hit by a truck.<br /><br />As a side note, the front page of the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">ACA</span> on today's click said that the CD release of "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Stayin</span>' True to Selling out" got pushed back from 2005 to late 2007. Does that mean we can expect the release in the next few months?Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606426077181575633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-72152592123410013652007-05-17T14:31:00.000-04:002007-05-17T14:31:54.560-04:00Robert Goulet's Official WebsiteJust digging through the ol' ACA archives. I don't care if this is old... it's still funny. <br /><br />25 magical years of <a href="http://www.robertgoulet.com/galleries.php">Robert Goulet's Christmas cards</a><br /><br /><br />ps. no, the ACA is not dead. you're dead. welcome to the afterlife. if you're not seeing any new posts... you must be in hell.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12240061814394737650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-58625026474774873882007-04-15T08:55:00.000-04:002007-04-15T08:55:12.059-04:00NewsDaily: Entertainment -- Don Ho turns 76Sadly, Don Ho has died. He died on 4/14/07. While trying to find the story, I came across an article from August 2006 celebrating <a href="http://www.newsdaily.com/Entertainment/UPI-1-20060813-20393200-bc-us-donho.xml">his birthday</a><br /><br />Read a bit of the article but then glance at the sidebox for the "related headlines".<br /><br />That is allBob Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361277344866614170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-61429558221565670842007-04-12T10:52:00.000-04:002007-04-12T10:52:11.768-04:00FOXNews.com - Snoop Dogg 'Clarifies' Use of the Word 'Ho' - John Gibson | Judge Napolitano | John Gibson | Big Story WeekendThere's so much to appreciate about this headline. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,265445,00.html">FOXNews.com - Snoop Dogg 'Clarifies' Use of the Word 'Ho'</a>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12240061814394737650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-34657672587234280822007-04-04T14:53:00.000-04:002007-04-04T14:53:54.911-04:00LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD on Yahoo! MoviesI dont care if it sucks. I cant wait to see <a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/livefreeordiehard.html">This Movie!</a><br /><br />I think the only movie I would want to see more would be Back to the Future IV.<br /><br /><br />And by the way, where are all you people?!?!Bob Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361277344866614170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-5462880875539437132007-03-28T09:17:00.000-04:002007-03-28T09:17:24.324-04:00Home is where the heart is for world's tallest man - Yahoo! NewsCan you say....<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070328/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_tallest">...Bite Height</a>Bob Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361277344866614170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-53691782488749646492007-03-16T01:06:00.000-04:002007-03-16T01:06:52.799-04:00EBAUMSWORLD - Funny Pictures, Hilarious Videos, Flash Games and JokesSometimes ya just gotta<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/watch/15845">Take matters into your own hands</a><br /><br /><br />WoofBob Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361277344866614170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-15854142139587242082007-03-08T13:36:00.000-05:002007-03-08T13:36:54.072-05:00Report: Bundchen pregnant by Brady? - The Boston Globe<a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/articles/2007/03/08/report_bundchen_pregnant_by_brady/?p1=MEWell_Pos1">The Man!</a><br /><br />At least his kids will get to grow up togetherBob Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361277344866614170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-41076356249880191762007-02-27T23:25:00.000-05:002007-02-27T23:25:33.362-05:00YouTube - Police Answering Machine<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL5P4tkOpTA">Not That Funny</a><br /><br />I'm just posting this out of principle....and the site has been dead.Bob Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361277344866614170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-14313419036247413892007-02-27T18:39:00.000-05:002007-02-27T18:43:20.005-05:00The new sensation hitting the interweb!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMWO7HTLlhQ">Bodhi Wars</a> is coming!Rishihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13092084967331191637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-2297358290719431332007-02-27T15:27:00.000-05:002007-02-27T15:27:05.902-05:00Web Site Report For adamscrappyattempt.comYou never know when a little thing will pay off big! That's what I realized last night when I hung up the phone after telling a disappointed somebody that the ACA won't be having BINGO night anymore because it's been discontinued due to poor turnouts. <br /><br />Let me just say... no one on the other end of the phone has ever asked, "Um, hello... Is this ACA??". <br /><br />and then followed that up with... "Are you doing BINGO tonight??"<br /><br />But that's what happened. Apparently if you google/maps BINGO in this state the ACA comes up first. Apparently I set that up once. oh yeah... <br /><br />um, there were categories too.<br /><br /><br />Search Query <br />1. dim sum <br />2. buffet <br />3. buffets <br />4. bingo hall <br />5. aca boston<br />6. bingo <br />7. bingo woburn ma <br />8. reading massachusetts buffet <br />9. aca <br />10. buffet near stoneham ma <br />11. buffet restaurants <br />12. danvers ma dim sum <br />13. buffet restaurant weston ma <br />14. psychics <br />15. dim sum near arlington ma <br />16. bingo games <br />17. dim sum somerville ma <br />18. china buffet <br />19. bingo danvers ma <br />20. bingo games in watertown ma <br />21. bingo in boston ma <br />22. bingo halls <br />23. dim sum buffet <br />24. woburn ma buffet <br /><br />I guess no one's looking for pony rides.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&q=bingo&near=Massachusetts,+United+States&ie=UTF8&z=10&ll=42.43562,-71.078796&spn=0.402371,0.877533&om=1">Search for "BINGO"</a>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12240061814394737650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-87658211219879621442007-02-19T17:05:00.000-05:002007-02-19T19:13:40.318-05:00This is going to be a little hard to believe... but in lieu of any new posts I'm breaking out a little ORIGINAL content.<br /><br />All part of the ACA's big plan to be as all over the place as possible. <br /><br />Some might argue that this kind of Flash stuff seems WAAAY too snappy for the ACA... <br />not even close to "Crappy". <br /><br /><br />To that I say... give it time.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.adamscrappyattempt.com/trivia_page.html">Flash Trivia Game</a><br /><br />max score = 340... see what you can do.<br /><br /><br /><br />oh... and there's a hidden easter egg in there, if you can find it.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12240061814394737650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-26720141404272103592007-02-06T20:54:00.000-05:002007-02-06T20:55:54.306-05:00<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=602493616">Never happened to me</a><br /><br />There will be sound, just hang in there. I love the song playing on the radio in the background.Bob Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361277344866614170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-50352145618334444612007-01-30T08:18:00.000-05:002007-01-30T08:20:28.694-05:00I know that everyone out there is feeling great sadness about the passing of Barbaro (BTW... I will be out of the ACA office for a few weeks on bereavement leave), but at least you can leave your thoughts and prayers in the <a href="http://www.legacy.com/philly/GB/GuestbookView.aspx?PersonId=86211889">Barbaro guestbook</a>.Davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606426077181575633noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-84553840652191760912007-01-25T21:43:00.001-05:002007-01-25T22:06:39.561-05:00I don't know why, but somewhere along the line i must have clicked the wrong button or pissed off the wrong I.T. guy because the ACA got changed to some fancy "NEW" blogger version and now i don't know how to get it back. A few things that suck about this is that you have to have a gmail account now to be an intern and post. (Don't worry... you can still wax my escalade without the account). The other thing is that there's like a million bugs with this thing, unless i'm just doing it wrong... so there's gonna be some weird looking stuff here and there that will, for once, make the ACA look like a less than professional operation. I'd like to say that's just a temporary thing, but you know better. Also.. it would seem that the old version of comments doesn't really jive with this new stuff they got going on. so i'm forced to default to blogger comments, which... are more or less the same thing... just a little more annoying in no particularly specific way. <br /><br />a couple possible good things, though... if i can get them to work. apparently you can categorize posts meaning that if you actually were to post something... it would be something like: "HEY! here's my post, here's the link, and oh.. by the way... this is a [SNAPPY] post". or maybe more like "Hey! Steve Buschemi is watching me poop! <a href="http://stevebuschemiiswatchingmepoop.com">stevebuschemiiswatchingmepoop.com</a> - Category: [CELEBRITIES WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH POOP]. i see amazing probability of for all kinds of user abuse with this thing, and... yeah, i'm fine with that.<br /><br />other than that... sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you for choosing the ACA.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12240061814394737650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-91940759623983040752007-01-25T21:43:00.000-05:002007-01-25T21:43:01.119-05:00I think this is what it's like to be inside Mike's brain. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.ironicsans.com/2007/01/every_ad_in_times_square.html">Ironic Sans: Every ad in Times Square</a>Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12240061814394737650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-1169748528419124012007-01-25T13:08:00.000-05:002007-01-25T13:08:48.656-05:00ACA Ray GunThanks to the ACA's new <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,246499,00.html">ray gun</a>, we are now the ultimate power in the universe! If you happen to feel a funny sensation like you're about to burst into flames while you're walking in my line of sight, don't worry... they say it's non-lethal.Adamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12240061814394737650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-1168551547510587542007-01-11T16:39:00.000-05:002007-01-11T16:39:07.786-05:00Whew<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/rah/news?slug=ap-barbaro-setback&prov=ap&type=lgns">I didnt read this, but seriously.....whew</a>Bob Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361277344866614170noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3392697.post-1168319811554819092007-01-09T00:16:00.000-05:002007-01-09T00:16:51.733-05:00Best Laugh Ever - ebaumsworld.comThe guy in the middle steals the show<br /><br /><a href="http://ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/best-laugh-ever.html">What a laugh</a>Bob Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00361277344866614170noreply@blogger.com0