Reptillian Cartoons

Intergalactic Facebook

2012-12-02T13:34:00.001-07:00

Description: In this cartoon I drew, ALF a.k.a Gordon Shumway rejects Willie Tanner as a friend on Intergalactic Facebook. I was planning on redrawing it, because it's tough to read...but I've been busy with work.

Disaster Looms for Atlantis

2012-09-27T20:39:00.000-06:00

Description: In this cartoon I drew, a giant merman clips kelp and zones out while listening to music. The city of Atlantis is unaware that disaster is about to strike when the island's base is clipped. Also, three sailors battle a Kraken and the Loch Ness Monster.

Intelligent Design

2012-09-26T23:26:00.000-06:00

Description: In this cartoon I drew, an intelligent designer makes a wheeled snake, a gun toting armor plated tortoise, a jet powered eagle with binocular vision, helicopter insects, a flying ham, a hamburger flower, and living bacon.

Best Friends Forever

2012-09-20T17:26:00.000-06:00

Description: This cartoon I drew shows Bert and Ernie in the park holding hands. Elmo wants to know why they're holding hands, so Grover explains it to him. Big Bird and Mr. Snuffleupagus play football in the background.

Infamous Mario

2012-09-18T17:16:00.003-06:00

Description: This cartoon I drew shows a blooper explaining why they should stop Super Mario to another blooper. He describes a Giant Super Mario shooting a fireball at a flying turtle, destroying a kindergarten hospital, stepping on goombas, and attacking some shyguys with his mustache tentacles. Two lakitu try to fend off the assault.

Unpleasant Surprises

2012-09-16T21:49:00.004-06:00

Description: This cartoon I drew shows one of H.P. Lovecraft's Elder Things named Kevin Weinberg finding out from his parents that he his adopted at his Bar Mitzvah.

Tortoise vs. Hare

2012-09-03T15:24:00.004-06:00

Description: This cartoon I drew shows how the slow and steady won the race in the Aesop's fable of the Tortoise and the Hare. The tortoise shoots the hare in the back while the other animals watch. He then forces them to tell others that the hare lost.

Thimble Hears Ya But Thimble Don't Care

2012-08-30T19:06:00.001-06:00

Description: This cartoon I drew involves several monopoly pieces. The thimble is walking his dog at the intersection of Boardwalk and Park Place where Rich Uncle Pennybags has his home. The dog leaves a mess on his yard, so Pennybags wants to fine them for trespassing. The iron pushes a wheelbarrow down the street.

In Memory of Neil Armstrong

2012-08-27T17:53:00.001-06:00

Description: I drew this cartoon in memory of Neil Armstrong. In it, an oblivious astronaut collects Moon rocks while a second astronaut watches a giant three eyed space monster attack and eat Earth with it's tentacles. A small stalked eyed alien hides behind a rock and watches them. The Moon rover is made by Ford and the astronauts Self Contained Vacuum Breathing Apparatuses are radio controlled from the spaceship.

Blarney The Magenta Dinosaur

2012-08-26T12:37:00.000-06:00

Description: In this cartoon I drew, a cheap imitation of Barney the Purple Dinosaur called Blarney the Magenta Dinosaur meets with children. He imagines what it would be like if he was a tyrannosaurus with long arms instead of short stubby ones. If he could reach the children he would eat them instead of hugging them.

Gone Fishing

2012-07-22T10:28:00.003-06:00

Description: In this cartoon I drew a father and son are fishing in a row boat. The father reminds his son not to splash because he'll startle the fish. Meanwhile an interested giant squid, possibly a colossal squid, watches the boat with blood shot eyes and prepares to grab them with his tentacles. Two scared fish watch the squid.

Cyberwarfare

2012-07-22T10:27:00.002-06:00

Description: In this cartoon I drew Modern Cyberwarfare is compared to Future Cyberwarfare. Is it Cyber Warfare or Cyberwarfare? One word or two? Oh well, in the future it's a cyborg war against machines and man and in the present it's a professional hacker in his kitchen explaining to his cat that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad won't be able to check his email due to the malware he just installed.

First Contact

2012-07-22T10:23:00.003-06:00

Description: In this Halloween cartoon I drew, two aliens make first contact in a cornfield and one of the extraterrestrials mistakes a pumpkin headed scarecrow for an intelligent being. He commands the scarecrow to "take us to your leader".