Crazy Limericks 4 U

There was a young shopper with a till

2013-03-18T03:11:00.000-07:00

There was a young shopper with a till

Who wanted one heck of a thrill

So he ran out the door

As he let out a roar

And hes probably still running still

There was a young drunk on the street

2013-03-18T03:09:00.000-07:00

There was a young drunk on the street

Who really had smelly feet

They where that bad

Even the rats where glad

He went to the shop for his treat

There was a young clock on the wall

2013-03-18T03:06:00.000-07:00

There was a young clock on the wall

Who really wanted to be tall

So he reached out his hands

With many demands

And turned into the grandfather of them all

There once was a man named McGill

2013-02-04T00:55:00.000-08:00

There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
Involving white rabbits,
And a bird with a flexible bill.

Al the Pal

There once was a girl named Madonna

2013-02-04T00:51:00.001-08:00

There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
Called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.

Tom Maguire

There was a lady who triplets begat

2013-02-04T00:47:00.000-08:00

There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.

Krishna Jayaraman

There was a man called Dave

2013-02-04T00:42:00.000-08:00

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".

Krishna Jayaraman

There was a man from Ghent

2013-02-04T00:35:00.000-08:00

There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

Krishna Jayaraman

There was a young drunk on the street

2013-01-31T04:33:00.000-08:00

There was a young drunk on the street

Who had really smelly feet

They where that bad

Even the rats where glad

When he went to the shop for his treat

There was a young woman so fine

2013-01-31T04:05:00.000-08:00

There was a young woman so fine

Who liked to drink bottles of wine

No matter the day

She'd do it anyway

And then she would want to drink mine

There was a good cue with chalk

2013-01-30T04:51:00.000-08:00

There was a good cue with chalk

That liked to really talk

When along came his master

Oh what a disaster

And gaged him with his sock

There was a young man so kind

2013-01-30T04:47:00.000-08:00

There was a young man so kind

He left his possessions behind

When along came a cat

At the drop of a hat

And robbed the poor man blind

There was a young man in a suite

2013-01-30T04:37:00.000-08:00

There was a young man in a suite

Who really liked his fruit

So he went on the rob

And did a good job

Until he got caught with all the loot

There was a young tramp so sweet

2012-11-23T01:01:00.000-08:00

There was a young tramp so sweet

Who lived out on the street

With holes in his shoes

Reading the news

Because he couldn't stand the heat

There was a big coat on a doll

2012-11-23T00:54:00.000-08:00

There was a big coat on a doll

Which didn't have far to fall

When along came a pig

Wearing a pink wig

And used it to clean the hall

There was a young ant in a million

2012-11-22T02:48:00.001-08:00

There was a young ant in a million

Who liked to go to the pavillion

To see many an act

With a big cheque

Which was worth a billion

There was a young bear so wild

2012-11-22T02:38:00.000-08:00

There was a young bear so wild

Who roared at many a child

Then went in for the attack

Make no mistake

And had to have his teeth filed

There was a banana in a tree

2012-11-22T02:35:00.000-08:00

There was a banana in a tree

Who thought he was lucky you see

When along came a monkey

On top of a donkey

And ate him quickly for tea

There was a fast car on the road

2012-11-22T02:29:00.000-08:00

There was a fast car on the road

Which was carrying a really big load

When hitting a hole

It careered up a pole

And decided to really explode

There was a young woman with tits

2012-10-09T06:18:00.000-07:00

There was a young woman with tits

Who liked to show her bits

When along came a snake

And jumped in her sack

And gave her the bloody well shits

There was a young woman so dumb

2012-09-05T03:52:00.000-07:00

There was a young woman so dumb

Who took it right up the bum

Who screamed out loud

In the middle of the crowd

And her face got covered in cum

Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (5) limericks

2012-06-19T15:09:00.001-07:00

Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (4) limericks

2012-06-19T15:07:00.001-07:00

Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (3) limericks

2012-06-19T15:05:00.001-07:00

Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (6)

2012-06-17T03:00:00.001-07:00