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To δεκαήμερο

2008-04-13T15:00:00.002+03:00

1η μέρα,
Ι
Ser Ciappelletto cheats a holy friar by a false confession, and dies; and, having lived as a very bad man, is, on his death, reputed a saint, and called San Ciappelletto.
ΙΙ
Abraham, a Jew, at the instance of Jehannot de Chevigny, goes to the court of Rome, and having marked the evil life of the clergy, returns to Paris, and becomes a Christian.
ΙΙΙ
Melchisedech, a Jew, by a story of three rings averts a great danger with which he was menaced by Saladin. (Each of these peoples deems itself to have the true inheritance, the true law, the true commandments of God; but which of them is justified in so believing, is a question which, like that of the rings, remains pendent.)
IV
A monk lapses into a sin meriting the most severe punishment, justly censures the same fault in his abbot, and thus evades the penalty. ("Sir, I have not been so long in the order of St. Benedict as to have every particular of the rule by heart; nor did you teach me before to-day in what posture it behoves the monk to have intercourse with women, but limited your instruction to such matters as fasts and vigils. As, however, you have now given me my lesson, I promise you, if you also pardon my offence, that I will never repeat it, but will always follow the example which you have set me)
V
The Marchioness of Monferrato by a banquet of hens seasoned with wit checks the mad passion of the King of France.
VI
A worthy man by an apt saying puts to shame the wicked hypocrisy of the religious.
(I will tell you. Since I have been in attendance here, I have seen a crowd of poor folk receive a daily dole, now of one, now of two, huge tureens of swill, being the refuse from your table, and that of the brothers of this convent; whereof if you are to receive an hundredfold in the other world, you will have so much that it will go hard but you are all drowned therein)
VII
Bergamino, with a story of Primasso and the Abbot of Cluny, finely censures a sudden access of avarice in Messer Cane della Scala.
VIII
Guglielmo Borsiere by a neat retort sharply censures avarice in Messer Ermino de' Grimaldi.
IX
The censure of a Gascon lady converts the King of Cyprus from a churlish to an honourable temper.
X
Master Alberto da Bologna honourably puts to shame a lady who sought occasion to put him to shame in that he was in love with her.
2η μέρα
Ι
Martellino pretends to be a paralytic, and makes it appear as if he were cured by being placed upon the body of St. Arrigo. His trick is detected; he is beaten and arrested, and is in peril of hanging, but finally escapes.
ΙΙ
Rinaldo d'Asti is robbed, arrives at Castel Guglielmo, and is entertained by a widow lady; his property is restored to him, and he returns home safe and sound.
ΙΙΙ
Three young men squander their substance and are reduced to poverty. Their nephew, returning home a desperate man, falls in with an abbot, in whom he discovers the daughter of the King of England. She marries him, and he retrieves the losses and reestablishes the fortune of his uncles.
IV
Landolfo Ruffolo is reduced to poverty, turns corsair, is captured by Genoese, is shipwrecked, escapes on a chest full of jewels, and, being cast ashore at Corfu, is hospitably entertained by a woman, and returns home wealthy.
V
Andreuccio da Perugia comes to Naples to buy horses, meets with three serious adventures in one night, comes safe out of them all, and returns home with a ruby.
VI
Madam Beritola loses two sons, is found with two kids on an island, goes thence to Lunigiana, where one of her sons takes service with her master, and lies with his daughter, for which he is put in prison. Sicily rebels against King Charles, the son is recognised by the mother, marries the master's daughter, and, his brother being discovered, is reinstated in great honour.
VII
The Soldan of Babylon sends one of his daughters overseas, designing to marry her to the King of Algarve. By divers adventures she comes in the space of four years into the hands of nine men in divers places. At last she is restored to her father, whom she quits again in the guise of a virgin, and, as was at first intended, is married to the King of Algarve.
VIII
The Count of Antwerp, labouring under a false accusation, goes into exile. He leaves his two children in different places in England, and takes service in Ireland. Returning to England an unknown man, he finds his sons prosperous. He serves as a groom in the army of the King of France; his innocence is established, and he is restored to his former honours.
IX
Bernabò of Genoa, deceived by Ambrogiuolo, loses his money and commands his innocent wife to be put to death. She escapes, habits herself as a man, and serves the Soldan. She discovers the deceiver, and brings Bernabò to Alexandria, where the deceiver is punished. She then resumes the garb of a woman, and with her husband returns wealthy to Genoa.
X
Paganino da Monaco carries off the wife of Messer Ricciardo di Chinzica, who, having learned where she is, goes to Paganino and in a friendly manner asks him to restore her. He consents, provided she be willing. She refuses to go back with her husband. Messer Ricciardo dies, and she marries Paganino.
3η μέρα
Ι
Masetto da Lamporecchio feigns to be dumb, and obtains a gardener's place at a convent of women, who with one accord make haste to lie with him.
ΙΙ
A groom lies with the wife of King Agilulf, who learns the fact, keeps his own counsel, finds out the groom and shears him. The shorn shears all his fellows, and so comes safe out of the scrape.
ΙΙΙ
Under cloak of confession and a most spotless conscience, a lady, enamoured of a young man, induces a booby friar unwittingly to provide a means to the entire gratification of her passion.
ΙV
Dom Felice instructs Fra Puccio how to attain blessedness by doing a penance. Fra Puccio does the penance, and meanwhile Dom Felice has a good time with Fra Puccio's wife.

Vampire personality

2007-09-28T16:31:00.001+03:00

You scored as Marius, You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?

Marius

83%

Blade

75%

Louis

67%

Armand

67%

Angel

67%

Lestat

67%

Deacon Frost

58%

Dracula

58%

Akasha

50%

Spike

42%

Whose your Vampire personality? (images)
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Οι 8 λόγοι για τους οποίους δεν προοδεύει η Ελλάδα (αν θέλετε προσθέστε και άλλους)

2007-07-02T17:49:00.000+03:00

1) Κληρονομικότητα, α) ο Ελληνας πιστεύει ότι του χρωστάνε όλοι μια και είναι γνήσιος απόγονος των αρχαίων Ελλήνων (λες και οι δούλοι που ήταν τουλάχιστον πενταπλάσιοι στην αρχαία Ελλάδα δεν άφηναν απόγονους) που έδωσαν τα φώτα του πολιτισμού κ.λ.π. κ.λ.π. και θα πρέπει όλοι να του δίνουν από τα χρεωστούμενα.

2) Κληρονομικότητα, β) ο Ελληνας λόγω του ανώτερου θεωρεί ότι τα ξέρει όλα οπότε δεν χρειάζεται να διαβάσει ποτέ τίποτα για να μορφωθεί. Ετσι επιλέγει αυτός καλύτερα το οτιδήποτε (κυβέρνηση, βουλευτές, δήμαρχους) ασκεί κυβέρνηση πάνω του.

3) Κληρονομικότητα γ) ο Ελληνας θεωρεί ότι η δουλειά είναι για τους δούλους από τους οποίους προέρχεται άλλωστε και η λέξη. Ετσι επιθυμεί να γίνει δημόσιος υπάλληλος για να κάθεται και να πληρώνεται χωρίς να ελέγχεται.

4) Εξέλιξη της ψυχολογίας: ο Ελληνας αγνοεί παντελώς την έννοια της ύπαρξης του. Ετσι για το οτιδήποτε γίνεται ευθύνονται οι πολιτικοί, οι Αμερικάνοι, οι Εβραίοι, οι μασόνοι, τα σκοτεινά συμφέροντα, οι κομμουνιστές, οι νεοφιλελεύθεροι, οι φασίστες, ο Θεός, ο Αντίχριστος αλλά ποτέ ο εαυτός του.

5) Κόμπλεξ ανωτερώτητας: ο Ελληνας πιστεύει ότι είναι ο καλύτερος παντού, Γι'αυτό αφθονούν οι τσίφηδες και δεν υπάρχουν Ινδιάνοι. Ολοι πιστεύουν ότι αν αναλάμβαναν την εξουσία θα έκαναν θαύματα.

6) Εκπαίδευση του Ελληνα: ο Ελληνας εκπαιδεύεται στο να μην μαθαίνει τίποτα στο σχολείο (παρά μόνο να παίρνει βαθμούς και παρουσίες), στο δε πανεπιστήμιο να περνάνε καλά με τους γονείς να πληρώνουν και να περνάνε και κανένα μάθημα. Μετά στον Στρατό παίρνει το διδακτορικό του να μην κάνεις τίποτα και να φορτώνεις τις ευθύνες στους άλλους. Οι δε γυναίκες (που δεν πάνε στρατό) εκπαιδεύονται στο να βρουν τον άντρα στον οποίο θα φορτωθούν.

7) Συνέπεια λόγων και πράξεων. Στα λόγια ο κάθε Ελληνας κάνει τα πάντα, θέλει να αλλάξει η κατάσταση, λέει ότι πρέπει να μην συνεχιστεί αυτό κλπ. Βέβαια όταν "βολευτεί" ο ίδιος το ξεχνάει. Γιατί ειδικεύεται να φτιάχνει ομελέτες, αλλά αυγά δεν θέλει να σπάει.

8) Γιατί και οι λίγοι που ζητούν αλλαγή της κατάστασης (και όχι μέχρι να βολευτούν και αυτοί) είναι μια απειροελάχιστα μικρή μειοψηφία μπροστά στους υπόλοιπους. Οταν το 95% προτιμά την υπάρχουσα κατάσταση το 5% δεν μπορεί να επιβάλλει στους άλλους αλλαγή κατάστασης.

a test

2007-04-22T20:14:00.000+03:00

You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!

Goth

85%

Prepy

55%

Rocker, Mosher

40%

Emo

40%

Trendy

35%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

25%

Skater

10%

What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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Some tests...

2007-02-12T21:18:00.000+02:00

Your Personality is 47% Addictive