noreply@blogger.com (Ankit Shukla)Thu, 19 Sep 2024 15:36:21 +0530Blogger http://www.blogger.com67125http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/en-usnoankit shuklanoreply@blogger.comankit shuklahttp://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2011/07/humans-vs-donkeys.htmljokesSat, 16 Jul 2011 17:40:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-802745097091040646Equation 1  Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy  Donkey = eat + sleep  Therefore:  Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy  Therefore:  Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work  In other words,  A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.  ++++++++++++  Equation 2  Man = eat + sleep + earn money  Donkey = eat + sleep  Therefore: &3noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2011/01/documentary-of-discovery-of-lost-city.htmlSun, 23 Jan 2011 17:13:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-2064644099744480011 Documentary on the city founded by Lord Krishna and its remains found.. a MUST SEE Underwater Worlds 3 Ancient Aliens - Dwaraka Some artifacts about 32000 yrs. old. whereas the ocean covered the whole place about 9000 yrs ago. 0noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2010/10/my-new-minesweeper-score.htmlGamesHighest ScoreMinesweeperTue, 12 Oct 2010 12:56:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-7705906700064503558Ok this was well kindof luck.. Completed beginner of minesweeper in 4 secs. :) 0noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2010/05/just-made-facebook-page.htmlfacebookinternetNetworkingTue, 25 May 2010 15:17:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-8103424219495910629Hi guys if you like my page you can join the discussions on the Facebook pages. The official link to the Facebook page of this website is at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ankits-Page/129107313766892 See you there. Search Amazon.com for facebook1noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2010/05/kids-are-quick.htmlchildernjokesteacherTue, 25 May 2010 13:01:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-6315903204851656960I Got this e-mail from one of my friends..  :) ____________ _________ ______ _________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________ _________ _________ ______ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: 1noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2010/05/fraud-done-by-idea-cellular-guys.htmlConsumerCourtFraudIdea CellularTue, 18 May 2010 13:57:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-6078483095152823841Hi guys, this one is serious. How much time do you think a company takes to activate a data card? Well I believe a day or two... But in this case its not so. My aunt purchased an idea data card no 989195**** on 19th Feb, 2010 and guess what it’s not even activated till date. When I came to know about her grievance, I thought of blogging the whole scene. Well here goes the story... My aunt 1noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2010/04/my-pet-parrot-dancing-in-his-own-tune-d.htmlMy FavouriteparrotpersonalPetTue, 27 Apr 2010 15:27:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-1046721454552548846this vedio was taken by my brother.. :)2noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-new-minesweeper-score-intermidiate.htmlGamesHighest ScoreMinesweeperTue, 9 Feb 2010 15:18:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-580639231704158285New Minesweeper score intermediate lvl completed in 48 seconds. And yes beginner level my smallest ( i.e 6 sec) is from my other account.. :)0noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2010/01/word-idiot.html3 idiotsmoviesreviewsthoughtWed, 20 Jan 2010 17:56:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-2452145276734639604Wondering why i took this word! Its simple the meaning of this particular word has changed in modern English or better say Hinglish(Hindi + English) and that too after the release of a great hit movie of Amir Khan ( 3 Idiots)... Now! if you call someone an idiot then he/she really likes to be called an idiot! Don't believe me:- see this facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/3-Idiots/1noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2009/10/are-public-networking-sites-like.htmlfacebookinternetNetworkingorkutreviewsSitesthoughttipsuseThu, 1 Oct 2009 22:41:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-9088080490935479539I don't know why generally people guys say that these websites are a waste. Well me being an net savvy guy, I say it’s useful so I thought of some points to strengthen my point, so here this goes:- It’s a way to network and meet new people. Well don't expect me to keep a record of all phone numbers and calling all my long list of friends from various schools I have attended (I had many), college15noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2009/09/new-minesweeper-score.htmlGamesHighest ScoreMinesweeperWed, 16 Sep 2009 13:30:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-7095093019905433862This time i did it in 6 seconds... ;)0noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2009/09/new-initiative-of-govt-of-india.htmlConsumerCourtindiainternetSitesThu, 3 Sep 2009 23:33:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-2644745583922668357 Do you have any complaints against any government authority not doing their job!!!Now simply go to Link: http://www.pgportal.gov.in/ and lodge a complaint. ;) The govt. wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like 1) Railways 2) Posts 3) Telecom   Bharat Sanchar Nigam Limited (BSNL) Mahanagar Telephone 2noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2009/09/my-new-minesweeper-score.htmlGamesHighest ScoreMinesweeperTue, 1 Sep 2009 22:58:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-6420664142821207462This time i was able to manage it in 7 sec.. :)5noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2009/08/fwd-fw-precautionary-measure-swine-flu.htmlThu, 13 Aug 2009 22:20:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-3035389077698848729Hi, A homeopathic dose for swine flu. A precautionary measure. Please try and take it in order to avoid this dreadful disease. 1. Influenzinium – 1m This has to be taken only for 1 day – 3times. (morning, noon and night) 2. Gelsenium 200 This has to be taken for 5 days – 2 times (morning and evening) Please pass this information to all your known ones in order to put a halt to this 2noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2009/08/fwd-fw-important-info-emergency.htmlThu, 13 Aug 2009 22:19:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-4680240202517259150Dear All,With the first swine flu death being recorded in INDIA (Pune) day before yesterday, it will be all important to keep a ready reckon at hand. More so we need to be aware of the correct symptoms and the right place for treatment. So in case we have someone who is seen to have symptoms we could guide them to the right hospital. The presentation(LINK) would give you additional details0noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-can-survive-in-arctic.htmlSat, 25 Jul 2009 11:52:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-4110579875413922576Well found this thing interesting... :)This quiz was provided byMerchandize Liquidatorsa Wholesale Clothing Company0noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2009/05/my-emotional-quotient.htmlThu, 7 May 2009 21:50:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-2714111531710308456Ankit took the quiz What is your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)? and the result is Your EQ is 159Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.Seriously though, your whole "Don't Worry, Be Happy" philosophy is really what defines emotional intelligence.You're warm, open, and very optimistic. You know how to act appropriately, even if you don't feel 3noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2009/04/be-careful-in-use-of-cell-phone.htmlMy FavouriteFri, 10 Apr 2009 14:51:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-7386665214839988700A few days ago, a person was recharging his cell phone at home.Just at that time a call Came in and he answered it with the Instrument still connected to the outlet. After a few seconds electricity flowed into the cell phone unrestrained and the young man was thrown to the ground with a heavy thud.His parents rushed to the room only to find him unconscious, with a4noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2009/03/award-winning-indian-ad-for-cause.htmlCauseindiaMy FavouriteFri, 20 Mar 2009 22:53:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-3012627710971707625An award Indian winning add for a cause.The song is in Hindi and about Holi festival. See WIKI.Finally a MUST watch vedio. I bet you'll like it. :)2noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2008/11/new-discovery.htmlSat, 15 Nov 2008 17:00:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-4719917461572243144Well the area of a right angled triangle ie 0.5 * length * height is proved wrong..See below to know how-->Please indicate if you find any kindof error.. Hi please click to enlarge the image..0noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2008/09/that-bird.htmlpersonalstoryThu, 25 Sep 2008 00:00:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-4944552535535123161Well today I am writing about an event which was revolving my mind from the morning till eve.I was going to the bus stand at some distance from my house, and on the way saw 2 small children ( their height almost reached my knee) throwing stones in the small side drain which is just a few steps away from me, sort of clean one with little water in it and not at all deep.At first I just went on some5noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2008/09/another-big-reason-not-using-plastic.htmlenvironmentMon, 8 Sep 2008 11:22:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-8941280820461146153Well we all must have seen and even know that plastic is very harmful for the environment in which we live in. Simply stating it pollutes it because it does not and never degrades.A tortoise trapped in a plastic bangle when it was small---------------------->Why people are generally using plastics instead of cloth bags, jute bags or any other form of environment friendly bags:- Yes the answer is 4noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2008/08/play-10-ka-dum-online-for-fun.htmlGamesThu, 14 Aug 2008 08:55:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-5344593472902168302hi guys wanna play 10 ka Dum and see how much you are familiar with the indian masses..Click the link below: -This is a virtual game. Just for fun.. made by Zapak0noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2008/08/celebrity-blogs.htmlindiaWed, 13 Aug 2008 07:17:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-3748668791982296141HI guys, I was just surfing and accidently went into real Salman Khan's real blog. See this http://duskadum.blogspot.com/ and this website http://www.salmankhan.net/ . Its really cool.Then i went on searching for other Indian celeb's bloggers and this is what i found out so check them outAmitabh Bachchan blogAmir khan blog Ram Gopal Varma blogSalman Khan blogI went on searching for Shahrukh 0noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)http://ankitspage.blogspot.com/2008/07/adblock-plus-cool-plugin.htmldownloadssoftwarestipsFri, 25 Jul 2008 17:17:00 +0530tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4223439953845907765.post-6205682653534012105I installed firefox and was searching through its plugins where i found this one Adblock Plus.It just filters away the ads and banners on the internet thus increasing the browsing speed.. I really liked this one.Its very Simple..Right-click on a banner and choose “Adblock” from the context menu — the banner won’t be downloaded again. Maybe even replace parts of the banner address with star 3noreply@blogger.com (ankit shukla)