I Just Saw Things And They Are Weird!

Job Vacancy

2014-02-19T22:51:00.000+05:30

While some people make tons of money people like me hunt for jobs and most of the time end up in situation like this.

I will just go home and buy my own pizza..

Love Your Pet

2014-02-14T22:12:00.000+05:30

Sure who doesn't love pets. Cats, Dogs or any other animal they have their own charm.But do we express out love adequately for them? Do we take good care of them?
Here is a good story that sums it up. Follow the link below for the complete story.

Courtsey: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox

Read the full story here.

How to make your dating profile

2013-12-20T21:20:00.001+05:30

Dating profile tutorials.

It was not that difficult eh!

The Difference

2013-12-20T21:16:00.001+05:30

We all try to be unique our whole life and then we fail and imitate celebrities, models and fall for other stupidities. Lets not make a fool out of our selves. Go out, you are beautiful, and those men who have not told their women today, go tell them, they are beautiful.

Argument Winner

2013-12-20T21:05:00.000+05:30

Now there is one problem that most of men deal with! How to win an argument with wife, girlfriends or women in general. I am not being sexist here but concerned about them. While they end up having endless debate with no conclusions, here is a simple solution.

I guess silence is the answer.

Easy Philosophy

2013-12-20T20:59:00.000+05:30

Now here is an easy philosophy to living, while scientists keep cracking the string theory.

Learn from the Daddy of Pirates

2012-01-24T20:35:00.000+05:30

I love the site piratebay Not only they have made my life easy, they also yell at people.
Yeah! I mean they yell at guys like Microsoft, Dreamworks and like that.

Here is their love for them!

As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States
of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe.
Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here.
For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.

Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium,
will result in
a) a suit being filed for harassment
b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for
sending frivolous legal threats.

It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and
that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.

Please also note that your e-mail and letter will be published in full on
http://www.thepiratebay.org.

Go fuck yourself.

Click below to read more responses

Ain't their response AWESOME!!!?

How COOL is that!

Clean your screen!

2011-10-18T13:34:00.000+05:30

Do you wish to clean your dirty screen? Don't know how to do it or just too lazy?
Don't worry now you have got the best way to do it and the best part is you don't have to move an inch. Its all on your finger tips!

Presenting to you: The Screen Cleaning Dog!

Don't believe me?

Visit the link Screen Clean and get your screen cleaned up too!

How awesome is that!

Coke bottles to replace bulbs!

2011-10-18T13:15:00.000+05:30

Were you paying electricity bills too?? Damn it was free!

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Great!!!

Ad Ideas, Bad Ideas

2011-06-10T21:41:00.001+05:30

Even your dumb television set is wise enough to summarize the ad themes Mr. Corporates have put.
I would call them The 21st Century Ad Themes. Sounds cool, eh? Follow the list!

1. We can get you the most sizzling, hottest, steamy girl of the universe. (As if we are so goddamn dumb, stupid, ass and illiterate to believe you.)

2. If you use this product and apply it on your body, girls would come in bunches and like would not be able to resist their temptation to touch you, lick you, kiss you and god knows what! (What the fuck do you people want to sell?)

3. Loose your hard earned money just like that. BECAUSE shopping is cool! (Only if i can buy your butt to kick, i will.)

4. If you don't eat pizza, burger or goddamn fried chicken you are not eating delicious, nutritious food and might end up with malnutrition, possible polio! (Shut the fuck up! Ain't that called junk food. What do you think i am stupid?)

5. Because it's made from your mother recipes. (You don't know an iota of my mothers recipes. And don't you dare insult it!)

6. Because diamonds make relationships stronger. (Fuck it if that is what it takes to be in relationship.)

7. Non sense theme. Yes these are particularly everywhere. Have a bunch of hot girls lower their dresses almost trying to hide their *parts* and make them do anything. It doesn't matter what the product it! (Well just enjoy the ad never mind the product! :D)

8. Rest! I am not dumb enough to waste my time writing all the stupid themes. Now go and stare the stupid television yourself for more shit.

Worst Cement Ad...Ever!

2011-06-10T21:12:00.002+05:30

Please watch this video. It's so damn sexy!
Winners of the worst cement ad in the history of television.

That's just SUPER! Ain't it?

By God, i just hope that their cement works!

:D :D

Best French Fries Art

2011-06-05T23:44:00.001+05:30

This picture is probably the best French fries art ever. May be it also shows where you are going and that too very fast.

Accidents Happen

2011-06-02T17:58:00.002+05:30

The road sign below probably conveys a lot message than it usually should.
Accidents Happen..
:P

It pays to be a super hero

2011-05-24T21:20:00.001+05:30

If you were is 80s and if you had a superhero dress, may it it was good in those days, the following picture says so.

The Essence Of Self Help Books

2011-05-24T20:32:00.001+05:30

Have you been wondering what all self help books have wanted to teach you??
Roughly 90% of Self Help books contain the same advice repeated over and over. Don’t believe me? Stop by your local bookstore sometime and read the Table of Contents of a dozen or so Self Help books. The advice may be worded differently or geared toward a specific target audience (eg. men, women, various enthnic and social groups), but the underlying message is pretty much always the same. Here’s a list of that advice:
1. You Create Your Own Life
You are not a victim. You are 100% responsible for the life you have right now. If you are unhappy, you have the power to change your attitude and actions to begin making your life better. Always remember, whether you think life sucks or you think life is great, either way, you’re right.

2. You Make Yourself Feel The Way You Feel
Ever notice how some people are able to brush off insults, while others get furious and start throwing punches? Realize that nobody can “make” you feel anything. You are the one that “chooses” to feel good or bad about a particular event or action that occurs.

3. Fake It Until You Make It
If you want to be more confident, happy, or positive, then “pretend” that you already are this way. Eventually, after practicing this long enough, you’ll realize that you’re no longer “pretending”.

4. Follow Your Purpose
A purpose is what you enjoy doing that you never get tired of and you will do for the rest of your life. Is your purpose to write screenplays? Is it to help sick people? Write down on index cards a list of purposes and choose the one that speaks to you the most.

5. Set Goals And Schedule Your Day
List out 5 to 10 goals that you want for your life. Break each goal up into smaller sub-goals and then break those sub-goals into individual tasks and action steps. Every night, plan the next day in advance. Create a daily “to-do list” with those tasks that you need to do to accomplish your goal.

Facts to know about Mastrubation

2011-05-24T20:23:00.000+05:30

Yes! There are a lot of things that you didn't know about your daily activities.
Though I can not verify the below data in any ways, but there are few interesting things that you will come to know about Mastrubation. Here are some facts.

A place you want to be

2011-05-24T20:16:00.001+05:30

There are many places you will keep wondering when will you go to, The below picture is one such placing giving same thoughts to me..

Don't you want to be there too?

Can you beat this guy?

2011-05-08T00:35:00.000+05:30

This guy should be hired as professional camera tester.

Now Prove yourself you can go this far! Can you?

The Judgement Day Donation!

2011-05-07T14:11:00.003+05:30

According to Bible the world is ending on 21 October 2011 and 21 May is the Judgment day.
The institution of religion is cashing in, doesn't matter the world might be ending but sure you can still donate!!
What propaganda!

This comes from Family Radio

How STUPID is that?

The Urban Yoga For Youngsters

2011-05-07T01:48:00.000+05:30

Either you are having a bad morning, or if you have had a wasted night. Urban Yoga is here for you to practice, anywhere anytime. Check the images for demo.

The Art of BreastFeeding

2011-05-07T00:54:00.000+05:30

Some times its difficult for the New Moms to learn exactly how to breastfeed. I can't demonstrate for them exactly how to do it. But here is an image to show how not to do it.

Probably You won't realize anything until you notice the legs of baby hanging out of her sweatshirt. :D
But all you ladies who were searching for real, I will not disappoint you Click Here for a good tutorial on breastfeeding.

Whats better than Boyfriend?

2011-05-07T00:41:00.001+05:30

All you single ladies who question what is better than a boyfriend, here is the answer finally.

If you are a single lady and avoiding relations or not able to find a boyfriend try this highly recommended but on your own risk. And for you girls who have got over a relation recently, don't be sad try the break up recovery kit :P

The Break Up Recovery Kit

2011-05-07T00:32:00.001+05:30

Just had a break up and still have wet pillows? Not able to get over your Ex?
Presenting to you something that your local doctor or Hakim Usmani can't.
Break Up Recovery Kit!!!
Buy one and say bye bye to your money and may be you'll get over your Ex later.

And if in mean time you get serious about buying this stuff visit here. And buy on your own risk because they don't make recovery kits for money loss yet :D

And How STUPID is that?

10 Myths and Facts about Introverts.

2011-05-06T16:44:00.000+05:30

Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.

Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of people. What they need is a reason to interact. They don’t interact for the sake of interacting. If you want to talk to an Introvert, just start talking. Don’t worry about being polite.

Myth #3 – Introverts are rude.
Introverts often don’t see a reason for beating around the bush with social pleasantries. They want everyone to just be real and honest. Unfortunately, this is not acceptable in most settings, so Introverts can feel a lot of pressure to fit in, which they find exhausting.

Myth #4 – Introverts don’t like people.
On the contrary, Introverts intensely value the few friends they have. They can count their close friends on one hand. If you are lucky enough for an introvert to consider you a friend, you probably have a loyal ally for life. Once you have earned their respect as being a person of substance, you’re in.

Myth #5 – Introverts don’t like to go out in public.
Nonsense. Introverts just don’t like to go out in public FOR AS LONG. They also like to avoid the complications that are involved in public activities. They take in data and experiences very quickly, and as a result, don’t need to be there for long to “get it.” They’re ready to go home, recharge, and process it all. In fact, recharging is absolutely crucial for Introverts.

Myth #6 – Introverts always want to be alone.
Introverts are perfectly comfortable with their own thoughts. They think a lot. They daydream. They like to have problems to work on, puzzles to solve. But they can also get incredibly lonely if they don’t have anyone to share their discoveries with. They crave an authentic and sincere connection with ONE PERSON at a time.

Myth #7 – Introverts are weird.
Introverts are often individualists. They don’t follow the crowd. They’d prefer to be valued for their novel ways of living. They think for themselves and because of that, they often challenge the norm. They don’t make most decisions based on what is popular or trendy.

Myth #8 – Introverts are aloof nerds.
Introverts are people who primarily look inward, paying close attention to their thoughts and emotions. It’s not that they are incapable of paying attention to what is going on around them, it’s just that their inner world is much more stimulating and rewarding to them.

Myth #9 – Introverts don’t know how to relax and have fun.
Introverts typically relax at home or in nature, not in busy public places. Introverts are not thrill seekers and adrenaline junkies. If there is too much talking and noise going on, they shut down. Their brains are too sensitive to the neurotransmitter called Dopamine. Introverts and Extroverts have different dominant neuro-pathways. Just look it up.

Myth #10 – Introverts can fix themselves and become Extroverts.
A world without Introverts would be a world with few scientists, musicians, artists, poets, filmmakers, doctors, mathematicians, writers, and philosophers. That being said, there are still plenty of techniques an Extrovert can learn in order to interact with Introverts. (Yes, I reversed these two terms on purpose to show you how biased our society is.) Introverts cannot “fix themselves” and deserve respect for their natural temperament and contributions to the human race. In fact, one study (Silverman, 1986) showed that the percentage of Introverts increases with IQ.

As mentioned in the comment: Courtesy of: http://www.carlkingdom.com/10-myths-about-introverts (Thank you for writing a beautiful piece.)

Skype Facebook Look

2011-05-06T12:49:00.002+05:30

If rumors are true then Facebook is in talks with Skype to acquire it. If this deal happens then i suppose this is how Skype's new look will be. Yes Skype will be less cool and more spam from now onwards :(

Presenting the Skype Faecebook Look

How STUPID is that?