The Rolly Marcial Blog

By Sir Marlon Advincula

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:31:00 +0000

I am at such a loss for words. Thank you very much Kuya Marlon for capturing these beautiful moments. :)

Candid shots of me & my bestfriend, Marylou.

And the solo shots. :)

Stripped from my INNOCENCE

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 06:58:00 +0000

And on this night I felt like I have been raped. Like I have been devirginized. Deflowered. Demoralized. Like I have been harshly decorticated from my unaffected charm. Would you believe me? Do I sound convincing?

This is exactly how I look like when people rape me. Like I try to warp my face in a very grotesque fashion. More like my own way version of a defense mechanism.

Although I do not, in any way (as I am very much convinced) appear horribly disheveled from the looks of these shots, deep inside and deep down there wreaked some tragic havoc as I lunged in that, ughck, drink. When again was the last time I took a sip from a stirring shot glass?

Last Monday? UGHk. Memories I would NOT like to remember. Thanksbutnothankssothankyouverymuch.

So anyway, on this night we all had fun. I somehow, partly, inexplicably enjoyed the alcohol since it's been months already (err, weeks cuz I cheated) since I have been steady on working out with my soberness. In essence I felt like I broke my promise but, gaaah, what the hell! It's not like I crawled at a snail's pace because I got drunk.

THE Lovebirds were also there! Paris & ~~Miley~~April! Felt like they formed in synergy to make me feel that I AM FRICKIN SINGLE DEMMET!!!

On my next post. Will still have to finish a case study. Wish me luck!

Moschino Spring 2011 Collection

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:45:00 +0000

GENIUS! MOSCHINO GENIUS!

I have never been smoothly oriented with anything Moschino. Seriously. And somewhere between the ages of ten to fifteen, I have been seeing their scents everywhere thinking they were bargain-priced drugstore products. NOT.

For this year's Spring collection, Moschino brags an assortment of lush, plush, and a much deeper definition of funky opulence brought to a higher level. With an exciting interweave of colors and impeccable Italian tailoring, Moschino has certainly gotten me craving for some more tasty clothing. :)

Now that's definitely no drugstore brand. ;)

Marylou Briones' 20th BIRTHDAY! Sooo FUN!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 10:33:00 +0000

So the pact that I made with myself - which I carved in wood, etched in stone, and taken by heart - is NOW broken. BROKEN. Like IN-MY-FACE broken. All because my bestfriend Marylou Briones talked me through her sweet "please" and puppy eyes. Nice.

So anyhoodles, this night of her 20th birthday was a blast! In Mary's belief that nobody got drunk, I lament. I got DRUNK. Again like IN-YOUR-FACE drunk! But definitely not like another March 2010 episode of my life, which I really, really don't like so I'll sort of skip on that.

I wish all my days were like this - when and where I have all my friends around me and we'd just have all the fun we could ever fathom like we don't have ACCOUNTING 222 to ever worry about, right Krizia?

AND THAAAA FRIENDS

Of course I can never go home from a party without. . .

On my next post!!!!

REUNITED by Marlon Advincula & Julius Fernandez

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 01:57:00 +0000

Last Monday, Kuya Marlon called us up and asked us if we could find some spare time from our schedule to squeeze in a photoshoot with him and a fellow photographer; and having been out of the cycle of shoots with him for the longest time, we all decided to show up on Wednesday. So by Wednesday we all got up before lunch (which would always appeal as "quite impossible" - taking in consideration the freedom of extended hibernation because of the inauguration holiday) and met up at the Lelis residence before 1pm.

The entire shoot was a blast! Not to sound like I'm polishing my own shoe but it certainly has been worthy of the long stretch of time spent for make-up and outfit changes. Here are the first set of the group shots:

Will definitely be posting the rest of the shots after everything has been uploaded. Waitersss for the solos. A big round of applause for THE unbelievable skill of Kuya Marlon to capture every emotion and every snap of the hip. Also to Kuya Julius who's equally as talented as our favorite photographer. Thank you, thank you!

Sober Saturday Part II

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 08:38:00 +0000

It's been almost four months since the last time I passed out - like completely sucked up by alcohol. Blame that cold bubbly drink.

Fast forward present time and my subdued clear-headedness from alcohol is still as prevalent as ever. It feels so liberating to be able to constrain myself from temptation, as well as sticking up myself to the kind of change I swore of in front of the mirror. Well at least the most that I have gone so far was a sip out of a cup of gin. LOL.

So last Saturday, I took pictures instead of shots.

And I felt the moment. The moment when fresh Davao air crawled up my leg up to my UPPER-EST thigh. Haha. Imagine the comfort that women get from those PEKPEK shorts that I happen to have worn last weekend. LOLness.

Earlier that day was a bonding moment between Ada & I. So fun to have finally caught up with each other after sooo long! Food mixed with laughter is just the best! Best way to encourage you to chew your food well. Haha.

Too bad we weren't able to take good quality pictures from our date but thanks to a handy phone camera I was able to post pictures of us in my Twitter. I really, really, really had fun with her!!! I'll promise to post pictures from our next date when it happens! :)

It has been totally a crazy night for me and the rest of us! Krizia and Kat (not in pictures) have finally been in the same rooftop with an approximately 2-meter radius away from each other but keeping in mind how they have been on quite a rough patch for some time, it almost felt like a MIRACLE to even hear Katrina talking to her! Amazeballs!

Milan Fashion Week: Dsquared² Spring 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:51:00 +0000

At first glance, my eyes wrapped up a squint and not soon after I drowned myself in envy, I literally wanted to grab my eyeballs out from their sockets and send it off to Milan Fashion Week.

Dsquared² racked up a successful fashion show that catered an explosion of bright colors and some little skin daring enough to give Zoolander a run for his money. Giving a much deserved glory for the signature Dsquared² swagger, the show encapsulated a tangle of retro, classic, and semi-formal silk wear that encouraged an up-beat vibe from the audience. Loves it!

WERK THEM FACE STRUCTURES! CHEEKBONES FESTIVAL!

Because my FIRST CLASS starts at 4pm

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 06:59:00 +0000

Man, I still can't believe this! For the first time EVER and for the longest time that I have been shedding tears of disbelief on a school printFUCKINGout, this one has definitely managed to shoot sparkle through my eyes. On my TTH schedule, my first class (read: first of a flying fuck class like can you ever believe this) starts at 4pm!!! AMAZEBALLS!!! For three straight years I always get the 7:45am class on my TTH sched and now I have been so blessed I could almost drown my head in a tub of boiling water! Sooo happy!!!

ANYTWERTLES, have any of you grasped the news of THE Charice Pempengco finally making it up on Glee? That she WILL BE REALLY SHARING A SPOTLIGHT with the brat-looking Lea Michele who also happens to have a Leno chin just like Montag's? This time, it's true. Screw that ex-manager's leak; Entertainment Weekly has already confirmed.

Meanwhile, as I hippity hopped the interwebs to murder time this morning, I landed on this. In fairness:

Odiba akala mo print ad? MAGKARIBAL, the first ever fashion teleserye in the history of Philippine television is starred by Gretchen Barretto, Bea Alonzo, Derek Ramsey, Erich Gonzales, and Enchong Dee. Philippine Fashion Industry's most-prized veteran, Angel Aquino, also plays her role as head of Vera Couture.

Wait, Vera what? Wang? Uck whatevs.

Enough of my guilty pinoy showbiz pleasure. So much of all that bogus it sometimes gets too discouraging. Gaaaah! NEXT!

SOBER SATURDAY

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 05:02:00 +0000

Last Saturday, I had two very important itineraries on my list: First was Tita Lalaine Kim's Birthday celebration at the Kim's residence (which sometimes feels like I'm globe trotting some BAGAZILLION miles away from our home like I could finish a personal memoir in between breaks from the stoplight) and the other was Hyku Desesto's despedida at Brewery. To make it sound surprising, I DID NOT...DRINK...AGAIN.

My lovely friends from heaven dispatched a memorandum down here on earth asking me to please stay sober up to the last drop of control in my mortal body and so far mine hasn't been totally drained out yet so I guess I could still manage to shoo away from the liquid crack. On the next three weeks I might finally surrender but not right after a 3-month Serena van der Woodsen soul-searching escapade do you ever expect to mug down a glass of beer so for the mean time I'd say ughck to that.

I felt SOOOOO over-the-top-in-seventh-heaven thrilled to have finally spent time with Hyku after I resorted to being a no-show for ages! So with RK who almost wrestled me down after giving me some of her heartfelt hug which I have also missed so much terribly! Same with Tuesday (not in the picture)! I will definitely have to spend more time with these girls! Too bad THE Hyku Desesto will be soon scramming out off the city to sweep her ass all over Dubai and get herself a dream job. :( I just feel like I'm having this lucky horseshoe stuck up my asshole for having been able to set-up a date with her before she leaves. :)

After some picture-taking, we flit back to the Kim residence to, uhhm, get some more picture-taking! HaHa!

Judging by the pictures, it looks more like JieYeun's birthday, not her mom's. LOL.

VISIT MY FACEBOOK FOR MORE SHOTS.

My, this has been too loaded with pictures! Haha. Let's end it there. Until my next post! Ja!

Washday Wednesday

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:21:00 +0000

The only thing I hate the most about Wash Wednesdays is when it gets melting hot during the afternoon that sometimes you would automatically feel like skipping class. It is such a tussle to step foot on the school premises in your best wednesday outfit only to lose your poise soon after sweat starts dripping all over your body. Such a waste of make-up and hair product. Ughck.

So anyhoodles, come mid afty we went straight ahead to have early dinner (which we weren't able to take pictures of, sorry) and then off we headed to Draft Pick for some drinks. Afternoon drinks so I'm talking about light drinks. AND LET ME PLEASE TAKE NOTE THAT I DID NOT DRINK AND WAS AT MY STURDIEST EGO TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SAY HELL NO LET THAT FLY A FUCK AWAY FROM ME TO A GLASS OF BEER. Thankyouverymuch.

Not much pictures but I might be posting more soon. On my next adventure! Ja!

Back In The Arms of The Russell Lelis

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 08:30:00 +0000

So on a Saturday afternoon I went to a nearby shopping center to once again reunite with the Queen - Queen of all Ferocious Calamities and Mental Illness, that is.

She is the fiercest woman I have ever known so far; always keeping in mind how she launched a thousand ships just by simply spreading her legs apart as she did some mean throbbing of her left butt-cheek all at the same time. It's crazy how not a long time ago she's also been sentenced to live in prison all her life for the accusation of "castrating all the sailors who rode those ships that she has launched" when all she really did was pluck pubic hair from their groin area to add up to the hair of her worn-out Barbie doll.

Okay seriously, I just missed her so much. It's been a hundred million lightyears since the last time I ANIMALISTICALLY glared at her bloody red puckers that she used up as an instrument to seduce the "sailors who rode the thousand ships that she has launched" which happened "not a very long time ago".

As usual, I was late. Yes, I know. I'm such a dilatory retard who never makes it on time but wouldn't anyone be willing to wait so they could catch up with a friend who's been away to soul-search for his inner Serena van der Woodsen on a lifeless summer vacation? And for them to finally get to hug and caress and roundhouse-kick-his-face for not showing up for the longest time that has ever been recorded in the archives of social absence's history?? I mean I'm sure you would right? So anyway we had a FroYo together and went straight ahead to a coffee shop to catch up.

It was fun. And to cover up everything we did, we just took up pictures and made fun of each others' faces as we sat down on a cup of coffee and a couple of cigarettes on the table.

After Karl's, we went straight ahead to the Lelis residence to have dinner specially prepared by Russell's brother, Endrew. He was the sweetest! He cooked fried Bangus which had me terribly salivating for more for the days that followed! It was just the bestest fried Bangus I have ever had for dinner in the longest time of my life! Sweet!

The remainder of the time we had was spent mostly on laughing, taking pictures, laughing, tweeting each other even when we just shoulders apart, and some more heartfelt laughing. I will definitely have to spare some more time from schedule to simultaneously make up with thiiiis gorgeous friend of mine!

See you next week! I LOVE YOU TONS!!!

Dinner with THE IYA ROJAS

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 10:05:00 +0000

. . .and the rest of her barkada. LOL.

Last Wednesday, Iya Rojas gathered her immediate cluster of friends (which technically does not include me because I happen to belong to a separate branch of half-witted goobers but since I have been away for the LONGEST TIME like as far as you can ever imagine, I got hitched for a free dinner so LOLs on that HAHA) to assemble for a dinner celebration of her June 9 birthday.

AND NO, it wasn't that Iya has finally catapulted her girl-is-liberated image LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN. As advised, the drinks, the girls-going-wild WITH their legs wide open, and the rest of the crazy birthday party antics will soon follow after a minor dispute has been settled. Wish them luck!

We went to BIGBY's.

Two other friends, Rolly and Danisa, skipped out immediately after dinner to rush back to classes. Boo on that cuz they weren't on the pictures. :(

It has been such a RUSH to have finally met up again with some of the people whom I haven't seen for the longest time! It felt over-the-top ecstatic! Also was a bonding moment with one of my closest friends, Ada Yamyamin, whom - in the days of the yore before I decided to get involved in a 3-month one-on-one date with myself - have already been soooo MISSING IN ACTION that it takes some life-long journey to unearth this little prima-donna from her secret sanctuary. We really had fun reuniting as we decamped into another cab to laugh our way off to the restaurant. Just imagine how we both giggled when we had it solo inside the cab. LOL.

Iya with Patrick the Boyfiiie

With Iya & Kayla.
And with thaaaaa BOYSSS

And thaaaa GIRLS

Will be posting more pics soon. Ja!

Nooka x Deviant Design Group Watch

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:05:00 +0000

Earlier today, as I browsed over the interwebs and landed on my favoritest men's fashion blog ever, I found this:

And I died.

"Nooka has teamed up with luxury jewelry designer, Deviant Design Group, in creating high valued Nooka watches. The custom design options for Nooka ZOT classic watch range from the addition of precious stones and diamonds, gold plating, inscription, unique strap materials, and special requests for even more personal styling.

The face plate on the ZOT classic was replaced with a 14K gold plate inscribed with the Nooka and DDG logo, while the exterior watch case is adorned with over 4 carats of SI1 F-G colored diamonds. Additionally, the piece received a rare white Crocodile strap. Similar upgrades and customizations will now be available starting at $2,500. Email ddg@nooka.com for more information or a price quote." - From The South Sider.

BABE, I LOVE YOU,

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 14:12:00 +0000

Not the movie, silly.

Last monday, I had the longest date EVER with THE JieYeun Kim in which we divulged over endless talk about her alarming interest on boys, rock bands, and boys from rock bands that somewhere in our conversation I badly fell asleep. LOLs on that but I was kidding. Haha LOL.

So it has been ten million lightyears ago since the last time we hung out at a decent coffee place since over the past year up to recent dates, we have been too affixed to slumping down on bed and drinking rhum in ragged clothes at her place - so this time around, we went somewhere else.

We went to Coffee Cat.

Unfortunately, we were both wearing uniformsssss and mad as hell we were both Helena-Bonham-Carter-DISHEVELED because, as I have always loved to recount it, enrollment sucked the glitter out of us that I almost declined to be officially seen in the public eye with a terribly rotten aura plus a humongous sty on my upperlids.

Surprisingly, although I haven't been put into a much better mood BECAUSE I REALLY FELT THE WORST OUT OF THE STY ON MY EYELIDS, I had one of the most magnificent times EVER spent with the loveliest Korean girl I have ever known in my entire life! It was extra FUN and we were able to parcel out the time we had to catch up on everything we have missed out on each other. I just KNOW that I super love her and I am soooo happy to have found a girlfriend / pet dog in her. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLGASMIC!

I love you JieYeunKim! You know it's yoooou babe! I told yooou!

Happy Birthday IYA ROJAS!

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 03:44:00 +0000

It felt really emotional!! Seriously! I didn't really break down into chicken tears prolly because I have been soooo drained out of water excretion from the rest of my entire human body but in my deepest roots I was sooo filled with emotions. She's been a very close friend of mine and not a very long time ago she declared departure from Davao for some long-winded reason and I was all downright upset from all of it. I was just sooooo happy to have finally seen her after I myself have sorted out to pull off a Serena van der Woodsen on a seering summer time and luckily, she decided to stay!!!! Haha LOLsome.

Anyway, here are some of her pictures. You must be very lucky because I'm posting up her tumblr! Visit http://iyarojas.tumblr.com for more pictures. Enjoy!

Georgina Wilson for Preview Magazine June 2010 issue

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:25:00 +0000

When fierce happens on lovely people.

Modeling industry's heavyweight Georgina Wilson graced the cover of Preview Magazine for its June 2010 issue and without a trace of doubt, Georgina has definitely carved out her own spot in the world of mainstream modeling. What the public brings forth unto us - the plethora of billboards, magazine covers, television appearances - is undoubtedly an imminent sign of a bigtime emergence of what we shall all look forward to.

Complimenting a McQueen ensemble, this cover's definitely a win-win for the discriminating taste of the fashion upper-hand. Loves!

Charice to join GLEE.

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Tue, 25 May 2010 16:39:00 +0000

HOLY SWEET SAUSAGES McMUFFINS I still can't believe it.

YouTube international singing sensation Charice who used to look like an exteriorized Pikachu incarnate in human form is now joining GLEE for the show's next season. And my, she's GORGEOUS!

I am not a big fan of Charice but lately I have been so moved and blown away with her achievements topping another achievement that sometimes I could might as well call her that - an achievement herself. After all, she is, indeed, an achievement, a prized possession, and a where-in-this-world-could-a-luck-like-that-possibly-ever-come-from historical success. For the Philippines, that is.

From Inquirer.net by Pocholo Concepcion.

"MANILA, Philippines--The Philippines' pride, international pop star CharicePempengco, will soon join the cast of the award-winning American musical comedy-drama TV series "Glee."

In a TV interview at her Glorietta show on May 23, Pempengco herself hinted at "a surprise" that will surely make her fans happy. "Basta in na in posiyangayon," she said.

The quote set off the Internet abuzz with rumors, which zeroed in on the possibility of Pempengco appearing on "Glee" because the show's theme and the cast's age group fits her.

"Yes, it's true, Charice will soon join "Glee," her Philippine manager, Grace Mendoza, confirmed to the Inquirer. "And not just as a guest, but as part of the cast in a new season."

The popular TV show won the 2010 Golden Globe Award for Best Television Series Musical or Comedy.

Pempengco's joining the "Glee" cast comes on the heels of her most recent triumph as the first Asian to break into the Top 10 of the Billboard album chart. Her self-titled US CD has debuted at No. 8 in its first week of release, selling 43,000 copies in America alone.

The album is at No. 4 in the Canadian music chart.

UPDATE: Unfortunately, this has not yet been confirmed. Her Philippine manager, Grace Mendoza, was probably on narcotics when she confirmed the rumor. Ughck, bad. Let's just hope that she still gets in! Or at least Nikki Gil!!!
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Sex & the City 2: New York Movie Premiere

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Tue, 25 May 2010 15:21:00 +0000

So what do we all expect from a movie starred by 40-something women who are more likely rooted to fashion that in actually putting some good piece of acting prowess into film?

Dresses! Shoes! Handbags! Designers! Botox-dependent women! Sarah Jessica Parker looking like a secret love-child of a paint spill and an orange colored self-tan spray-on!

I told you. Albeit I do not find anything extra-special with this dress, sometimes - less is really MORE and SJP has twerked it all her way with this well-played ensemble that caught the sights of non-television viewing bystanders who happen to have found a nice decent spot around the corner.

And let me never forget that once upon a time in terribly flaming weather, the first installment has totally encouraged me to get my ass off a lazyboy couch and queue-in in a chaotic heat-stricken enrollment day just because I felt like walking around as I imagined myself in the streets of New York.

Also spotted were Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Szchor, and other cast of the sequel. The outifts were very-classy, and there were basically no other atendees who crossed the "I'm sane, let me in" borderline and went all out with a crazy get-up. That's a whole lot of good lovin' coming from mid-aged women (Sarah Jessica Parker) who usually wore electrifying (read: INYOURFACE ELECTRIFYING) dresses with a big intricate mash of headband falling off her head and some giant shoulder pads thrown at her chest like she's not ever gonna get taunted by the public. UGHCK. Sometimes we shall all learn how to thank historical circumstances when SJP is on a lay-low mood and is not feeling like she's an 18-year old debutant who throws tanturms on anything that's not brightly colored. So for this one, I LOVE IT! All in all, I love the dresses, especially that of the four main stars who lead the cast of the movie. . .

Until all of the sudden you see Gabourey Sidibe. . .

Wearing a black long-sleeved dress that must have probably been borrowed from their neighborhood's law firm secretary.

Tomasz Pastyrczak for NEWS Magazine

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Sat, 22 May 2010 09:41:00 +0000

Seriously. I just felt the urge of literally crashing my hands against this monitor and wish I could grab some piece of clothing from these pictures. Ugh.

I have a long-sleeved shirt which is very, very similar to that of Tomasz. SO I am most likely to boot for his SHOES! I LOVE IT! Very cowboy-ish. I love how ROUGH it looks like.

Shot by photographer Norbert Kniat and styled by Martina Rogy, this catalogue of pictures offers an all-embracing assortment of tastes; from the "almost forbidden" fashion taboo of denim-to-denim to the inventive mix of tamed and striking colors to the simple frame of dandy.

Very, very DELICIOUS.

(Photo credits go to WienerModels. Click here for more pictures.)

In college, we wear uniform

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Sat, 22 May 2010 09:13:00 +0000

Did it ever, in your entire years of mortal existence, occur to you that apart from the exclusive upper-crust universities in the United States of America, STILL stand a conglomeration of college institutions that habilitate your four year academic survival with a SCHOOL UNIFORM? (?????)

Because in the seven thousand something islands of the Philippines, in a faaaaar far away land called Davao, a standard school regalia of white terno for women and blue shirt / khaki pants are being constrained.

I wish the college superiors, for the love and joy and betterment of everyone, allow no dress code whatsoever this coming semester.

...and then again I was reminded our school is run by priests. AMEN.

WVTYJ9MGFM2C

Lee DeWyze singing Hallelujah on American Idol Top 3

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Thu, 20 May 2010 13:40:00 +0000

By heavens above, I swear I could hear the angels sing!

And I can badly hear my friend Russell Lelis screaming on a high esplanade like she's only a hundred and five steps away from a Mrs. Russell L. DeWyze marriage certificate! Achieve!

Bravura, bravura! I am soooo gonna bid my entire closet on Lee! He has to win! People (Russell) are so gonna hammer down your pelvic bone if Lee goes anywhere between a runner up and uhh, loser. The last time Lee's fans (Russell) got frustrated on something, they tore down the rotten flesh of a 2 week old human relic and breached out it's jaw and made a headband out of it.

I warned you. Some people are merciless. Lee has to win.

Today, I stopped taking antidepressants

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Thu, 20 May 2010 05:51:00 +0000

I am totally out of words right now. Swear. Give me a second before I start talking.

There.

NOW FIRST OFF, please forgive me for relentlessly flooding my blog with video posts, Cable television companies in third world wilderness have decided to keep playing re-runs that sometimes I just feel like pulling out my eyeballs from their sockets and send them off to Universal Studios. SECOND, I KNOW - some computers don't recognize embedded objects because of PRIMITIVE software, BUT BELIEVE ME, it's either you are watching this video with me or you are losing ten times the fun that a hundred and fifty sniffs of dope can never equal. Okay, so here's the EPIC:

PHENOMENAL.

At some point while watching this video I felt tears in my eyes. His screen name is PhatGayKiD, he's on YouTube and he totally thinks he's famous. I do not have any idea whatsoever if he's under serious professional treatment or if he has medical prescriptions similar to that of Chris Crocker but my conclusive assertion on this one is that the U.S. Government shall definitely start working on the implementation of their drug-related programs - URGENT. . .THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN DIRE NEED OF HELP. And before you start thinking that THIS could just be some sort of a hoodwink, here's another:

I'm scared. I am not yet very certain if I shall consider this as a vehement reminder of an impending WORLD ANNIHILATION but it's better to be safe this early than to regret soon after. I'm taking this very seriously.

I'm really scared.

Greyson Chance is Trending!

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Thu, 20 May 2010 04:02:00 +0000

Lovely pizza grandmother! This sixth grader right here is some serious article of singing potential! Have you ever heard of him, like, seriously? The Ellen DeGeneres Show? Because he's been making big waves all over twitter and he's such a sweet piece of innocence! You gotta love him!

Err, a couple of flats, sharps, some long and steady bad falsetto which irked my eardrums to bleed but. . .who am I to judge? I ain't no voice teacher myself so I guess I'll sit down and appreciate. I love this kid! Very confident. He has to get a record deal URGENT! In fact, news ticked my ear that Queen Madge's and GaGa's handlers are talking. Woo, guess some new meat is fitting in. He could possibly be the next Justin Bieber!...or...OMG...Lady GaGa!!!

The Pretty Reckless: Taylor Momsen with Make Me Wanna Die

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Tue, 18 May 2010 18:31:00 +0000

OMG! OMG! Did Little Taylor Momsen Mistress of the Dark finally clinched the deal and sold half herself to the DIABOLICAL SUPERPOWERS of the smokey eye make up?!?!?! And do you think that in her 16 years of existence she has yet to discover the use of hair brush????

You gotta see the video! She looks ten times more of the barbaric person that she is and her eyes look like miniature septic tanks! Ferocious! CHECK! CHECK!

Now if only Little J has sorted out her options and chose to cling to a better manager, this song is sooo gonna be heard by millions. Surprisingly, she sounds good. What is much more surprising is, ohyourgosh, she has a song! Go Taylah!

Blake Lively for VOGUE June 2010 issue

noreply@blogger.com (Rolly Marcial) — Tue, 18 May 2010 16:20:00 +0000

VOGUE USA has teamed up AGAIN with Gossip Girl star Blake Lively to shoot a reviving compilation of carefree and lighthearted pictures - just in time for the up and coming entrance of the American summer. Unlike her debut cover for Vogue, her June issue is much MUCH more relaxed and has veritably passed through the overworked supermodel pose.

Now forgive me for playing a suspicious cat but. . .did they try to pull a take-off of Charlie's Angels Full Throttle: The Beach Scene when they decided to shoot Blake for Vogue the second time around? And do you think that Blake Lively really ~~needs to start opening her mouth when she's talking~~ looks like a Cameron Diaz 2010 mimeograph or was it just me?

Well, close mouthed open mouthed, fact remains that Blake Lively is now a Hollywood favorite, and Mischa Barton could never get more intimidated with this. And as much as I used to sink head over heels over Cameron Diaz's megawatt smile, we sometimes need an a younger meat devoid of the burgeon of the wrinkly crow's feet ughck for the viewer's sake (may the heavens above bless the invention of Botox).

Photographer Mario Testino together with world-renowned surfer Rob Machado and writer Hamish Bowles have all gone Dutch and grand in participation. Apart from my useless ramblings, I am definitely catching some satisfactory viewing of these pictures. This photoshoot's surfer sexy, I shall better get myself a copy!