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WYSU Celebrates It's One Year Blogaversary!

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:48:00 +0000

I can't believe an entire year have flown by! Even after 1,267 post in, I still feel like I just started spreading my opinions all across the e-streets. *tears* The transition from The Red Report to Watch Your Setup has been a fun one. I've learned a lot and really enjoyed what I do. I met a lot of cool people along the way and dropped a lot of spineless snakes. You live and you learn folks. Trust I watch my setup! LOL

Special thanks to my "twin" with the thousand names JT, Justin Time, The One (hell just call him Sybil) for all his help. This place was going through a html recession before he offered his services. He moved me from my section 8 housing to something a lot more presentable. And as always he has more in store! I appreciate all you do JT and it wouldn't have been as fun without you. We've been the Bonnie and Clyde of the blogging world and it's time to take it to another level.

I big thank you to my oldest blogging pals Sane and Free2Bee. Talk about "the last man standing." LMAO You already know what it is! Real recognize real and you've held us down.

To all my readers and lurkers, Y'ALL ARE THE BEST! You've made WYSU what it is and I hope we've held up our end of the bargain and kept you entertained. Please drop us a comment and let us know what you love about us, what we need to change, or just let us know you're out there. To all my regular commenters, thanks for the feedback and keep it coming!

Now grab some cake! The first slices go out to Ms. Niqua, A. Smith, Fashionably Late, and Lane for being here the longest and holding us down. If I forgot about you...my bad.

Preparing For Changes...(and VIDEO INSIDE)

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:15:00 +0000

Hey Peeps! Dropping you a quick note to let you know you'll have to go without posts for the next two days. *collective AHHHH MAN* WATCHYOURSETUP.COM is on the verge of a few new things. You may have noticed a lot of wonky things going on with the url and a lot of you have expressed you can't even access the site. Rest assured its only because of the updates we're doing. We pay our bills people! lol

We also have our one year anniversary *tears* on Friday! So make sure you're here bright and early to help us celebrate! We appreciate all of you for your patience and your continued support. See you on Friday!

Oh here's a little something to tide you over until Friday....

Y'all don't see this trick with WEAVE EYEBROWS?! Looking like a ghetto ass, tatted up My Pony. I swear these rats are coming up with the dumbest mess EVER. Even madder her lacefront looks like it's made out of sewing thread. I promise her ass is shedding like a cat. Not that hood booty version of Goldilocks. I VOTE NO!!!

Dude on the video was a straight send off! Haiti?! I quit!! Her name should be Cabrini Green if anything.

Nobody Else Noticed This?

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:36:00 +0000

Denzel should have told his daughter Olivia to do something about that head of hers before she came on stage with him to present at the MTV awards. She's channeling Cousin it in the head/face area and it's unfortunate because her outfit is banging.

I'd love to see what she looks like without her face covered. It appears she has her dad features.

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Florida Tried To Cause A Riot...

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:20:00 +0000

... by giving away 75 cent gas for 75 minutes. Forget what you heard, I would've had my car at a pump and filled up at least 5 gasoline cans. Stuff like this never happens in the Chi. And for good reasons; we would have made the national news after they called in the national guard. You know it would have went down. LOL

It was a good marketing strategy for a grand opening though.

Sexy Spec Grinds Us Into Oblivion....Take 2

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:59:00 +0000

I'm over him. He's really trying to milk this thang to the end. I don't give a damn if he grinds in a Sunday's Easter suit and Holy Bible in his hand, nigga your gay! I'm a female and I'm not going. Never have, never will.

Where are his band mates to stop him from doing this mess?! I know they cant' all be co-signing his performances. I won't believe that. I am super dead @ him taking off his jewelry piece by piece and attempting to talk sexy. FAIL! I'd much rather see Otis stripping out of his security uniform.

"GIVE IT TO ME NOW!"

Attention All Smokers!

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:23:00 +0000

You've been officially treated. There was a million dollar weed bust so prepare for the drought. And we're going into summer...it's about to be a MESS. Y'all better find something else to do for the time being. lol

Lil Mama Is Just TRAGIC

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:20:00 +0000

I've come to the conclusion that there is absolutely NOTHING she can do to look cute...or like a woman. She has on a Forever 21 prom dress, with Rainbow shops pumps, but she still looka like-a man. SMH This is really a tragic situation. It would help if she stopped giving the Waymon from "A Low Down Dirty Shame" face.

I need her enrolled in some college courses immediately because her time is definitely almost up.

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Boy You So Extra

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:06:00 +0000

I always go in on females, so imagine my excitement when I ran across pictures of the fool above. How appropriate the name of this party "ISLAND FEVER" because homeboy is giving me nothing but! *snaps for the kids* Red capri's on a man is never okay.

"Something is BROKE" with that entire group, but eraser head is obviously the biggest queen out of the three. I know he would have got his life treated if I was trying to get my "get down lil mama" on and his colorful ass was hogging the dance floor like he's the only one who paid to juke. Can you say EXTRA? Sheesh.

I'm giving away T-Boz weave bang and Chris Brown brass knuckles to whoever can name his facial expression. It's a MESS.

Christina and The Dream Engaged?

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:27:00 +0000

Rumor has it Christina Millian and The Dream are engaged. They supposedly let the news fly last night in Washington, DC at Keyshia Cole's concert. *sighs* Either this is the sham of the century or they really are in ~~lust~~ love. Hopefully Dream will continue to "put it down" and make her hit some notes that will make us think she can sing.

Is it me or is Dream's peen equivalent to some Island d*ck? You see what he did to Nivea. Good luck Christina. lol

Seen at the homie placek, STRAIGHT OUTTA NYC

New Video: Day 26-Stadium Music

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Fri, 29 May 2009 14:11:00 +0000

Day 26 dropped their second single "Stadium Music" off of their sophomore album Forever. The video is aight. It would have been dope if they kept the black and white gritty affect throughout the entire video. That part was kinda hot. The green screen and video girls were pretty pointless.

Hell Nawl Files: Taraji Edition

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:20:00 +0000

I'm a little disappointed in Taraji for this photo in Instyle Magazine. This almost nekkid picture is sooooooo unnecessary. And to top it off, it's rather unflattering. I guess she's really trying to get that Oscar. Since her acting didn't snag it she believes her snatch will. I vote no. Why must people always revert to sex to sale themselves? I'm over it.

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New Video: The Dream ft. Kanye-Walking On The Moon

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Thu, 28 May 2009 14:54:00 +0000

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This song has definitely grew on me. The video is giving me the MJ and Janet "Scream" steez which is cool. Add that with Diddy and Nicole Slajdkajkehaklej scene in "Come to me" and you pretty much have the video.

This Is What I Have To Deal With Part 8

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Thu, 28 May 2009 14:22:00 +0000

In the words of Martin, this chile looks, "crazy, deranged." LOL I'm going to need the cowardly lion to hop her nutty arse out of that cage and follow the yellow brick road to find some business. You're not going to stand there with that smug look on your face and you're dressed in a horribly cut up t-shirt and some leggings. And correct me if I'm wrong, but she's wearing a possum on her head.

But lets get down to business....WHY IS HER SNATCH SWEATING LIKE THAT?! I know she was up in the cage dancing and all but she shouldn't look like she did a Chinese split in a puddle of water. Plus she looks like she's expecting a baby or a burger...regardless SOMETHING is in there. Dude in the pic looks as puzzled as I feel. Chicago needs to do better!

Get her!

This is what happens....

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Wed, 27 May 2009 15:37:00 +0000

...when you don't listen to what your wife says. All he had to do was take out the trash or warm himself up a Hungry Man Meal. But noooooo! He wanted to talk out the side of his neck and that's probably how his ass landed up outside using a wheelchair as his luggage carrier/vehicle. It's a damn shame.

Once again we have another seemlingly broke person with a cigarette in their mouth. And don't give me that shat talking about he found it on the ground. IT'S BRAND SPANKING NEW! *Stares at the WENDY'S bag* I'm not even about to go there....

Caddy is gonna burn in hell for sending me this early in the morning!

Wednesday W's

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:43:00 +0000

Why would a guy allowed himself to be called LINGERIE? Pretty Ricky is a complete FAIL! No wonder they can't keep a lead singer.
Why does Kate of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" hair look like she got a quick weave from Teenesha on 63rd?
When will Beyonce find another theme for her videos?
Who thinks Que from Day 26 will take Sexy Spec's challenge? Yellow speedos here he COME!
Who was dumb enough to make it rain in Pitbull's face and consequently get knocked thee eff out?
Why am I really sad about Nas and Kelis divorce?
Who thinks Rihanna will be paired up with Samwell for publicity in the next few months?
When will Jennifer Hudson finally admit she's pregnant?
Why is Rick Ross ~~cum catcher~~ baby momma still reaching for attention?
Will Elektrik Red's album go aluminum? It's in stores now...
When will Missy Elliot lose the bedazzle sweat suits?
Why are The Dream's clothes so gawdy? Christ...

Sexy Spec just got CHALLENGED (Video Inside)

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Wed, 27 May 2009 03:32:00 +0000

*FAINTING AND REVIVING MYSELF OVER AND OVER*

Sexy Spec just started a grind war all over the e-streets and I can't believe the zestiness it's bringing out. If I was Bow Wow or any of the other guys he named I'd be on a plane to fold his cupcake butt up like a lawn chair.

Did you see the grinding on a headstand?! I would stay P-Popping but we all know he don't have...contrary to what HE believes.

*Goes to write my own eulogy*

I have one question....

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:21:00 +0000

How does Shaq's ass taste? *Sorry I had too*

Watch Your Setup Video Of The Day

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:34:00 +0000

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You've got to be a damn fool to get knocked up by someone with 8 kids, let alone 21! Are you freaking kidding me?! This fool is making a good $8 something an hour. He can't afford a car note, let alone 21 kids. Stuff like this SICKENS me. How does 21 kids "just happen." Dumb ass...

Get mad if you want, but I don't feel an OUNCE of pity for any of them except the first one. Even she should have learned his character but I'll give her a freebie. You won't catch A. Red out here getting pregnant by the popular peen. NOT.ON.DUTY.

WATCH YOUR SETUP LADIES!

This is NEVER Okay...(Geigh Alert Video Inside)

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:36:00 +0000

This is the reason my hate for Pretty Ricky stems so deep...especially Spectacular camera whoring arse. I don't EVER wanna see a man grinding in some red PANTIES! Nope, there is nothing sexy about his ostrich looking self wiping himself down Lil Boosie style. I know one thing, he needs to hit up his sock drawer before pulling a stunt like this again. I'm just saying...

And since when have Bow Wow, Day 26, or Trey Songz EVER did a pointless grind session the way those fools do them? Pretty Ricky is the reason these young boys think being borderline queer as hell is cool.

^See what I'm saying?! Did anybody else feel as uncomfortable as I did? All this to sale a record that won't go sugarcane.

Blame my girl Fashionably Late via watching and consequently passing out while on Mediatakeout.com

There Goes The Neighborhood

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:15:00 +0000

I had a longggggggggggg day on Thursday. I was in dire need of a drinky drank so I left my crib to go get a bottle of wine. I just wanted to relax and chill. However, the cards weren't in my favor. I pulled into the parking lot, cut the wheel hard to the right because I needed to reverse into my parking space, and hard a loud CRACK!

Oh I was ready to LOSE IT! I started making up curse words I was so pissed. But when I looked and saw my bottle of wine I calmed down. After gathering my things I felt a lot better. So much better, I forgot I had just rolled over some bs. I locked my doors and started walking toward my house until my feet connected with the item I ran over.

It wasn't a bottle, or a rock....it was a GUN!!!

I was beyond through. I stood there for a minute and contemplated what to do. I WAS NOT on getting involved in some mess, but when I saw the kids riding their bikes around my building I knew I had to do the right thing. I watch CSI so I knew what NOT to do.

I took my wine out of the bag and kicked the gun, then bullets into it. You weren't about to frame me! Consequently I went upstairs and called the police. I neglected to tell you a live in a really nice neighborhood in Illinois, right outside of Chicago. Before I could click "end" call on my phone the police had my building SURROUNDED. I was too done.

I'm not trying to be known as the neighborhood snitch! We all know snitches get stitches. But I figured the police would have a little tact....NEGATIVE.

My doorbell rang so I went to the intercome.

Me: "Who is it?
Officer Evans: THIS IS OFFICER EVANS RESPONDING TO A CALL ABOUT SOMEONE FINDING A GUN!"

Did this fool just put me on blast for my entire building to know?! I caught an INSTANT attitude. They came upstairs asked a few questions and then left. I told them I didn't want my names used but he told me he still needed it. SEOD. Anyway, they finally left and I exhaled in relief and went to get me a glass of wine. Before I could sit my wine class on my cocktail table I heard, then saw 4 more cars pull up. Three of those cars had police dogs. I had made my block HOT!

They were stopping all the young boys questioning them. My first thought was please don't randomly start bothering guys because they're young and black.

But then I was like that's THEIR issue. I closed my blinds, cut the television up loud, and proceeded to try and get my relaxation on. HELL I DESERVED IT. But noooooooooooo!

My phone rang....

Me: "Hello?"
Officer Evans: "This is Officer Evans. May I speak with A. Red?"
Me: (sighs) Yeah...
Officer Evans: "What time did you say you found the gun?"
Me: I don't recall. Can't you get the time from when I called in? I called as soon as I found it.
Officer Evans: I need you to recall for me.
(ALARMS GO OFF IN MY HEAD)
Me: Well according to MY CALL LOG I called you all at 9:26 so I had to find it at about 9:20.
(Damn that, I watch my setup)
Officer Evans: M'am, do you know of any drug activity in the area?
Me: "I don't know why I would. I'm never here. I work all day and I'm never around here."
Officer Evans: "So you never see anything strange?"
Me: Like I said, I'm never around. This is the first time I've seen some "strange" and I called you all."

The pointless conversation continued for a minute and then he hung up. Nonetheless, I've been getting that SAME CALL everyday since Thursday. I'm wondering if they're trying to solve the case and break me because they think I had something to do with it. See what happens when you do the right thing?! Complete bs. This kinda stuff only happens to me....SMH

Good Ol' College Days (Video Inside)

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Thu, 21 May 2009 15:08:00 +0000

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I've never been this scummy in college. I'm had some bad morning afters but cot dammitttttttttt it was NEVER like this. You've gotta love technology. I wish we had all this kinda stuff back when I was in college a few years ago. I'd be rich off the fools I kicked it with....well and myself. LOLOL

Watch Your Setup Video

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:54:00 +0000

I'm not shocked in the least. Most hotels are used for "busting down" purposes only, but knowing that SEMEN and URINE were found on these remotes is disturbing. That's some nasty ish. But I know good and well the cleaning people are NOT about to take time out and disinfect a remote control. Watch your setup when you traveling folks!

*proceeds to wipe down my keyboard with Clorox wipes just in case*

Caption This

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:39:00 +0000

The homeless kill me. You can't afford food, but you KEEP a cigarette or some likka. Priorities all wrong. I'll tell you one thing, they're creative as hell. He's made a screen tee out of a sheet, cardboard, a leg warmer. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD,

Please Caption This!

Keyshia Cole Is NOT On That (Video Inside)

watchyoursetup@yahoo.com (A. Red) — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:07:00 +0000

Keesh said down with Jamie of Sister 2 Sister magazine and said she wasn't really feeling the idea of Frankie and Neffie getting their own show. You can pretty much tell she's been over the reality show thing, but did it to please them. I feel on her on wanting to be the Executive Producer on that joint and have full control over what is shown because you know networks will make a fool out of you for ratings. Obviously Keyshia didn't get her wish because word on the wire is this show is a go. Prepare to be embarrassed beyond belief Ms. Cole. SMH