<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2024 03:26:20 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>BP politics oil gulf</category><category>Clinton</category><category>Democrats</category><category>Obama</category><category>Politics Ford Luttrell ShelbyCounty mayor</category><category>comentary</category><category>politics</category><title>Babbling Boomer</title><description>Just a man trying to drive down life&#39;s road and keep it between the ditches on the right and the left.  As the Bellamy Brothers so aptly put it I&#39;m &quot;..just trying to find some balance in a world that&#39;s gone totally insane.&quot;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>45</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-5279236975666075519</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 16:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-03-17T09:46:14.257-07:00</atom:updated><title>Service, Can I Get Some Service?</title><description>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;I &amp;nbsp;became confused when I heard the word&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&quot;&lt;u&gt;Service&lt;/u&gt;&quot; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;used &amp;nbsp;with these agencies:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Internal &amp;nbsp;Revenue&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt; &amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&#39;Service&#39; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;lw_1300372381_2&quot; style=&quot;border-bottom: medium none;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;U.S. &amp;nbsp;Postal&lt;/span&gt; &amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&#39;Service&#39; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;Telephone&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&#39;Service&#39; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;Cable &amp;nbsp;TV&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c20000;&quot;&gt; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&#39;Service&#39;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #c20000;&quot;&gt; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;Civil&lt;/span&gt; &amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&#39;Service&#39; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;State, &amp;nbsp;City, County &amp;amp; Public&lt;/span&gt; &amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&#39;Service&#39; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;Customer &amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&#39;Service&#39; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;This &amp;nbsp;is not what I thought&lt;/span&gt; &amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&#39;Service&#39;&lt;/span&gt; &amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;meant.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;But &amp;nbsp;today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired &amp;nbsp;a bull to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;&#39;Service&#39;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt; &amp;nbsp;a few cows.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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BAM&lt;/u&gt;!!! &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #333333;&quot;&gt;It &amp;nbsp;all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to &amp;nbsp;us. &lt;br /&gt;
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I would hope that you are now just as enlightened &amp;nbsp;as I am.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2011/03/service-can-i-get-some-service.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-4541161372313865938</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 15:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-12-02T07:36:40.144-08:00</atom:updated><title>The Cat Says....</title><description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUjEaicIg3yUsPa0QC11SaY4ST_8b8kjEN0s78L4Xt54CK06WaguOLC-6pb0-bAPiJb6lgI1t_lQjWsxT0Tu9qaUN1RUOHs3UdwMqEty9Etd4jdwP2YIg9goyRfh6SBa_va5jqAwVhpPQ-/s1600/funny-pictures-cat-loves-coffee.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;320&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUjEaicIg3yUsPa0QC11SaY4ST_8b8kjEN0s78L4Xt54CK06WaguOLC-6pb0-bAPiJb6lgI1t_lQjWsxT0Tu9qaUN1RUOHs3UdwMqEty9Etd4jdwP2YIg9goyRfh6SBa_va5jqAwVhpPQ-/s320/funny-pictures-cat-loves-coffee.jpg&quot; width=&quot;285&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;AND THE CAT STAYS TOO!!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimGLPW9oNOsSZOL5VadGGlkVajtM67dXIuGwkQm8YO7efBAlthgxPeT-xpyBUda4-wO4cWKO0_a3MB2Nrh421JjqiK0GEwqxrbUNJHE1XKttHM1cSdYesY7gaW03rY8QE3sNk-56IMHhcG/s1600/___cat.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;320&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimGLPW9oNOsSZOL5VadGGlkVajtM67dXIuGwkQm8YO7efBAlthgxPeT-xpyBUda4-wO4cWKO0_a3MB2Nrh421JjqiK0GEwqxrbUNJHE1XKttHM1cSdYesY7gaW03rY8QE3sNk-56IMHhcG/s320/___cat.jpg&quot; width=&quot;238&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/11/general-public-notice.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv96thFVECrgpcj3Ck4Pt7flQc7VbFE8ze55TlHr8OKGWRucz6Pl_rJBCcxQsy9itGM5zhm99hc5gq7s5o9j7_cNlgQCucrsoIIqxJrnYnyfHPIwK3rqEJyhjwzfCOML_vq1feJtd8O57f/s72-c/___looks.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-3441051923651657120</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 05:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-11-06T22:11:37.123-07:00</atom:updated><title>Since the Left Wants to Copy Europe....</title><description>Why don&#39;t we do like the German Chancellor and tell immigrants. &quot;learn the language or leave.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Why not do like the French and ban traditional female Muslim dress?&lt;br /&gt;
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Since the left is so in love with the European way of doing things. why doesn&#39;t Nancy Pelosi have the same fate as a House Of Commons party leade, aka Prime Minister who&#39;s party had lost control in a similar beat down?  In Europe she would not only lose her governmental office, she would lose party leadership.</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/11/since-left-wants-to-copy-europe.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-8367466991012520402</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 02:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-11-06T19:12:44.869-07:00</atom:updated><title>What 11/2/10 Was All About</title><description>It wasn&#39;t the revenge of older white people, it wasn&#39;t a bunch of Tea Party wing nuts although, unfortunately they had some success.  It was about promises to the American people, the electorate, not the true believing party hack zombies of the left and THE RIGHT.  It was about the frustrated, independent voter, many of whom voted for President Obama with much hope of seeing bipartisan work in Washington.  What they got was closed door meetings, information black outs and come mid term elections a &quot;vote for us we know better than you&quot; attitude.&lt;br /&gt;
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It wasn&#39;t failure to communicate.  It was failure to make promises and folloe through on them.&lt;br /&gt;
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http://patdollard.com/2010/11/citing-obamacare-aarp-raises-health-insurance-rates-it-charges-employees/&lt;br /&gt;
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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/11/05/aarp-raises-costs-employees-insurance-plans/&lt;br /&gt;
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No wonder they shut down this Town Hall meeting.&lt;br /&gt;
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Your base did show up Tuesday Mr. President.  Unfortunately for you and the Democrats, swing voters who are not zombies of the Democrats or the Republicans have had enough.  (A note to the Republicans, if you don&#39;t take care of business you can be voted out also.) You are the leader Mr. President, so come up with some new ideas yourself.  As someone I know likes to remind me. &quot;The President proposes, Congress disposes.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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If we cut the budget to the point of crippling their ability to do their job, who will defend us?  The Yellow Berets?&lt;br /&gt;
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Attention John Boehner and Mitch McConnell  if you can&#39;t or won&#39;t get the job done, guess what will happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ignore the pernicious prognostications of pompous pontificating professional pundits. GO VOTE!!!!!.......&lt;br /&gt;
......Or I will further assault your senses with even more vivid alliteration.  &lt;br /&gt;
Don&#39;t make me pull out the Thesaurus. &lt;br /&gt;
Questions? Comments? Angry Exhortations? Anyone?</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/11/election-day-message.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-8592454580877716837</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 21:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-21T14:50:49.576-07:00</atom:updated><title>Where&#39;s the Rainbow Stew</title><description>Yes Mister President and Madam Speaker where is it?&amp;nbsp; And don&#39;t forget the Grape Bubble Up.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Questions? Comments? Angry Exhortations?Anyone?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/10/we-need-to-fully-embrace-marxism-now.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-4968990215201496544</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 11:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-01T04:44:29.685-07:00</atom:updated><title>U.S.A. Ten Poorest Cities</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Results are in make of the facts what you will. Atleast Memphis didn&#39;t make this one.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;1. Detroit , MI 32.5% &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;2. Buffalo , NY 29..9% &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8% &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;4. Cleveland , OH 27.0% &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;5. Miami , FL 26.9% &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;6. St. Louis , MO 26.8% &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;7. El Paso , TX 26.4% &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;8. Milwaukee , WI 26.2% &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1% &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;10. Newark , NJ 24.2% &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;U.S. Census Bureau, 2006 American Community Survey, August 2007&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in common? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn&#39;t elected a Republican mayor since 1961. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Buffalo , NY (2nd) hasn&#39;t elected a Republican mayor since 1954. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Cincinnati , OH (3rd) hasn&#39;t elected a Republican mayor since 1984. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Cleveland , OH (4th) hasn&#39;t elected a Republican mayor since 1989. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Miami , FL (5th) has never had a Republican mayor. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;St. Louis , MO (6th) hasn&#39;t elected a Republican mayor since 1949. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;El Paso , TX (7th) has never had a Republican mayor. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Milwaukee , WI (8th) hasn&#39;t elected a Republican mayor  since 1908. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Philadelphia , PA (9th) hasn&#39;t elected a Republican mayor since 1952. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Newark , NJ (10th) hasn&#39;t elected a Republican mayor since 1907. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Einstein once said, &#39;The definition of insanity is doing &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;the same thing over and over again and expecting different &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;results.&#39; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&quot;You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;payer down.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;class hatred. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;You cannot build character and courage by taking away &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;people&#39;s initiative and independence.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;they could and should do for themselves.&quot; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Abraham Lincoln&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: #fce5cd;&quot;&gt;Questions? Comments? Angry Exhorations? Any one? &lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/10/usa-ten-poorest-cities.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-2890514505394423347</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2010 02:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-18T05:22:17.767-07:00</atom:updated><title>Hoyt Axton Mountain Right</title><description>A Part of America the left and Washington, D.C. never have or will understand.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn&#39;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Going to church doesn&#39;t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;The last thing I want to do is hurt you But it&#39;s still on the list.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;If I agreed with you we&#39;d both be wrong.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;War does not determine who is right - only who is left.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Evening news is where they begin with &#39;Good evening&#39;, and then proceed to tell you why it isn&#39;t.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don&#39;t need it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says &quot;If an emergency, notify:&quot; I put &quot;DOCTOR&quot;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;I didn&#39;t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won&#39;t expect it back.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Hospitality: making your guests feel like they&#39;re at home, even if you wish they were.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Money can&#39;t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;I discovered I scream the same way whether I&#39;m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;There&#39;s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can&#39;t get away.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;You&#39;re never too old to learn something stupid.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Nostalgia isn&#39;t what it used to be.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: yellow;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #6fa8dc;&quot;&gt;Questions? Comments? Angry Exhortations?&amp;nbsp; Any One.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/09/paraprosdokian-sentences.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-6578992735248222576</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 03:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-11T20:30:42.380-07:00</atom:updated><title>Forgotten Heres of 9/11/01</title><description>&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/2e1mlwZYbyw?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/2e1mlwZYbyw?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/09/forgotten-heres-of-91101.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-7845153918851292866</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 14:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-11T07:54:22.574-07:00</atom:updated><title>Remembering 9/11/01</title><description>&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/AW8puRqE4Sc?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/AW8puRqE4Sc?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/d4lyjseJMG0?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/d4lyjseJMG0?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/09/remembering-91101.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-604807234627790620</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 23:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-09T16:53:42.995-07:00</atom:updated><title>This Explains Why....</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;background-color: white; color: #0b5394;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;ALL English speakers are a little crazy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;background-color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; font-size: small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span lang=&quot;EN-GB&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: navy;&quot;&gt;We&#39;ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,&lt;br /&gt;
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.&lt;br /&gt;
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,&lt;br /&gt;
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.&lt;br /&gt;
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,&lt;br /&gt;
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If the plural of man is always called men,&lt;br /&gt;
Then shouldn&#39;t the plural of pan be called pen?&lt;br /&gt;
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,&lt;br /&gt;
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?&lt;br /&gt;
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,&lt;br /&gt;
Why shouldn&#39;t the plural of booth be called beeth?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then one may be that, and three would be those,&lt;br /&gt;
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,&lt;br /&gt;
And the plural of cat is  cats, not cose.&lt;br /&gt;
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,&lt;br /&gt;
But though we say mother, we never say methren.&lt;br /&gt;
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,&lt;br /&gt;
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let&#39;s face it - English is a crazy language.&lt;br /&gt;
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;&lt;br /&gt;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.&lt;br /&gt;
English muffins weren&#39;t invented in &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;lw_1283958797_0&quot; style=&quot;border-bottom: 2px dotted rgb(54, 99, 136);&quot;&gt;England&lt;/span&gt; ..&lt;br /&gt;
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,&lt;br /&gt;
we find that quicksand can work slowly, &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;lw_1283958797_1&quot;&gt;boxing rings&lt;/span&gt; are square,&lt;br /&gt;
and a &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;lw_1283958797_2&quot;&gt;guinea pig&lt;/span&gt; is neither from &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;lw_1283958797_3&quot; style=&quot;border-bottom: 2px dotted rgb(54, 99, 136);&quot;&gt;Guinea&lt;/span&gt; nor is it a pig.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And why is it that writers write but fingers  don&#39;t fing,&lt;br /&gt;
grocers don&#39;t groce and hammers don&#39;t ham?&lt;br /&gt;
Doesn&#39;t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.&lt;br /&gt;
If you have a bunch of odds and ends&lt;br /&gt;
and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If teachers taught, why didn&#39;t preachers praught?&lt;br /&gt;
If a &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;lw_1283958797_4&quot; style=&quot;border-bottom: 2px dotted rgb(54, 99, 136);&quot;&gt;vegetarian&lt;/span&gt; eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English&lt;br /&gt;
should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?&lt;br /&gt;
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.&lt;br /&gt;
We have noses that run and feet that smell.&lt;br /&gt;
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.&lt;br /&gt;
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,&lt;br /&gt;
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a  language&lt;br /&gt;
in which your house can burn up as it burns&lt;br /&gt;
down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out,&lt;br /&gt;
and in which an alarm goes off by going on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And, in closing, if Father is Pop,&amp;nbsp; how come Mother&#39;s not Mop?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/09/this-explains-why.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-7858776188966737994</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-08-19T15:31:41.340-07:00</atom:updated><title>One Liners to Start the Weekend</title><description>&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #005696; font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;1) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #005696; font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #005696; font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;2) The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.&lt;br /&gt;
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3) Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them how to walk and talk. The next sixteen? Spent telling them to sit down and shut up.&lt;br /&gt;
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4) He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.&lt;br /&gt;
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5) My mother never realized the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
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6) Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
8)  Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. &quot;Yes&quot; is the answer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
9) If I agreed with you, we&#39;d both be wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
10) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
11) I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn&#39;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.&lt;br /&gt;
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12) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.&lt;br /&gt;
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13) We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
14) A &lt;span class=&quot;yiv1629815883ecxyshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;yiv1629815883ecxlw_1282241622_0&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;lw_1282247448_0&quot;&gt;bus station&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is where a bus stops. A &lt;span class=&quot;yiv1629815883ecxyshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;yiv1629815883ecxlw_1282241622_1&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;lw_1282247448_1&quot;&gt;train station&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
15) I should&#39;ve known it wasn&#39;t going to work out  between my ex-wife and me. After all, I&#39;m a Libra and she&#39;s a b#tch.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
16) How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
17) I didn&#39;t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a &lt;span class=&quot;yiv1629815883ecxyshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;yiv1629815883ecxlw_1282241622_2&quot; style=&quot;border-bottom: 2px dotted rgb(54, 99, 136);&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; id=&quot;lw_1282247448_2&quot; style=&quot;border-bottom: 2px dotted rgb(54, 99, 136);&quot;&gt;vegetarian&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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18) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
19) I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with &quot;Guess&quot; on it...so I said &quot;Implants?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
20) The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
21) Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
22) Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
23) Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
24) The main reason Santa is so  jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
25) Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
26) God must love stupid people. He made SO many.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
27) I didn&#39;t say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
28) Fighting Violence for Peace is like healing burn wounds with fire.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
29) Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #005696; font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #005696; font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #005696; font-family: &#39;Comic Sans MS&#39;; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;30) Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won&#39;t expect it back.&lt;br /&gt;
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31) Some people say &quot;If you can&#39;t beat them, join them&quot;. I say &quot;If you can&#39;t beat them, beat them&quot;, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.&lt;br /&gt;
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32) Never hit a  man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.&lt;br /&gt;
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33) We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.&lt;br /&gt;
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34) A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.&lt;br /&gt;
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35) Money can&#39;t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
36) Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others... whenever they go.&lt;br /&gt;
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37) I discovered I scream the same way whether I&#39;m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.&lt;br /&gt;
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38) War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/08/one-liners-to-start-weekend.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-1535293438909146978</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-22T10:08:12.531-07:00</atom:updated><title>Which Side of the Fence?</title><description>&lt;span id=&quot;role_document&quot; style=&quot;color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial,Verdana,Sans-Serif; font-size: 10pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit        on, this is a great test!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: medium;&quot;&gt;       &lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;If a Conservative doesn&#39;t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. &lt;br /&gt;
If a        Liberal doesn&#39;t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. &lt;br /&gt;
If a        Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for        everyone.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. &lt;br /&gt;
If a        Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his        situation. &lt;br /&gt;
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;If a Conservative doesn&#39;t like a talk show host, he switches channels.        &lt;br /&gt;
Liberals demand that those they don&#39;t like be shut down.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn&#39;t go to church. &lt;br /&gt;
A        Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping        for it, or may choose a job that provides it. &lt;br /&gt;
A Liberal demands that        the rest of us pay for his.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: white;&quot;&gt;Which side are you on?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #cfe2f3;&quot;&gt;Questions? Comments? Angry Exhortations? Any one.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/07/which-side-of-fence.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-4123050450151108059</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 11:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-10T04:43:29.066-07:00</atom:updated><title>Obma at the Bat</title><description>Came across this parody vid on youtube:&lt;br /&gt;
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One note for all the Super patriot Ultra Comservative Tea drinkers out there.&amp;nbsp; Beware of the sequel to the poem this was based on.&amp;nbsp; Casey did return and get redemption you know.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #006666;&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt;Casey&#39;s Revenge&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;color: lime;&quot; /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: lime; font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;h1 style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: lime; font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt; There were saddened hearts in Mudville for a week or even more;&lt;br /&gt;
There were muttered oaths and curses -- every fan in town was sore.&lt;br /&gt;
&quot;Just think,&quot; said one, &quot;how soft it looked with Casey at the bat!&lt;br /&gt;
And then to think he&#39;d go and spring a bush-league trick like that.&quot;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;All his past fame was forgotten; he was now a hopeless &quot;shine.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
They called him &quot;Strike-out Casey&quot; from the mayor down the line,&lt;br /&gt;
And as he came to bat each day his bosom heaved a sigh,&lt;br /&gt;
While a look of hopeless fury shone in mighty Casey&#39;s eye.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;The lane is long, someone has said, that never turns again,&lt;br /&gt;
And fate, though fickle, often gives another chance to men.&lt;br /&gt;
And Casey smiled -- his rugged face no longer wore a frown;&lt;br /&gt;
The pitcher who had started all the trouble came to town.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;All Mudville had assembled; ten thousand fans had come&lt;br /&gt;
To see the twirler who had put big Casey on the bum;&lt;br /&gt;
And when he stepped into the box, the multitude went wild.&lt;br /&gt;
He doffed his cap in proud disdain -- but Casey only smiled.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;&quot;Play ball!,&quot; the umpire&#39;s voice rang out, and then the game began;&lt;br /&gt;
But in that throng of thousands there was not a single fan&lt;br /&gt;
Who thought that Mudville had a chance; and with the setting sun&lt;br /&gt;
Their hopes sank low -- the rival team was leading &quot;four to one.&quot;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;The last half of the ninth came round, with no change in the score;&lt;br /&gt;
But when the first man up hit safe the crowd began to roar.&lt;br /&gt;
The din increased, the echo of ten thousand shouts was heard&lt;br /&gt;
When the pitcher hit the second and gave &quot;four balls&quot; to the third.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;Three men on base -- nobody out -- three runs to tie the game!&lt;br /&gt;
A triple meant the highest niche in Mudville&#39;s hall of fame;&lt;br /&gt;
But here the rally ended and the gloom was deep as night&lt;br /&gt;
When the fourth one &quot;fouled to catcher&quot; and the fifth &quot;flew out to right.&quot;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;A dismal groan in chorus came -- a scowl was on each face --&lt;br /&gt;
When Casey walked up, bat in hand, and slowly took his place;&lt;br /&gt;
His bloodshot eyes in fury gleamed; his teeth were clinched in hate;&lt;br /&gt;
He gave his cap a vicious hook and pounded on the plate.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;But fame is fleeting as the wind, and glory fades away;&lt;br /&gt;
There were no wild and wooly cheers, no glad acclaim this day.&lt;br /&gt;
They hissed and groaned and hooted as they clamored, &quot;Strike him out!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
But Casey gave no outward sign that he had heard this shout.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;The pitcher smiled and cut one loose; across the plate it spread;&lt;br /&gt;
Another hiss, another groan. &quot;Strike one!&quot; the umpire said.&lt;br /&gt;
Zip! Like a shot, the second curve broke just below his knee--&lt;br /&gt;
&quot;Strike two!&quot; the umpire roared aloud; but Casey made no plea.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;No roasting for the umpire now -- his was an easy lot;&lt;br /&gt;
But here the pitcher whirled again -- was that a rifle shot?&lt;br /&gt;
A whack! a crack! and out through space the leather pellet flew,&lt;br /&gt;
A blot against the distant sky, a speck against the blue.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;Above the fence in center field, in rapid whirling flight,&lt;br /&gt;
The sphere sailed on; the blot grew dim and then was lost to sight.&lt;br /&gt;
Ten thousand hats were thrown in air, ten thousand threw a fit,&lt;br /&gt;
But no one ever found the ball that mighty Casey hit!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;Oh, somewhere in this favored land dark clouds may hide the sun.&lt;br /&gt;
And some where bands no longer play children have no fun;&lt;br /&gt;
And somewhere over blighted lives there hangs a heavy pall;&lt;br /&gt;
But Mudville hearts are happy now -- for Casey hit the ball!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: lime;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;   Written By James Wilson - 1907&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #d9ead3;&quot;&gt;Questions? Comments? Angry Exhortations? Any one.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Times New Roman,Times;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Bookman Old Style;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/07/obma-at-bat.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-3641075396300200317</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-08T08:27:37.349-07:00</atom:updated><title>Selling Toothbrushes</title><description>Got this from a family member and thought it was worth sharing.  Thanks Susan.&lt;br /&gt;
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HOW TO SELL ... TOOTHBRUSHES&lt;br /&gt;
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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.&lt;br /&gt;
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on&lt;br /&gt;
productive salesmanship.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Little Sally led off: &quot;I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,&quot; she said&lt;br /&gt;
proudly, &quot;My sales approach was to appeal to the customer&#39;s civil spirit and&lt;br /&gt;
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I credit that approach for my obvious success.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;Very good,&quot; said the teacher.&lt;br /&gt;
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Little Jenny was next:&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;I sold magazines,&quot; she said, &quot;I made $45 and I explained to everyone that&lt;br /&gt;
magazines would keep them up on current events.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;Very good, Jenny,&quot; said the teacher..&lt;br /&gt;
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Eventually, it was Little Johnny&#39;s turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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The teacher held her breath ...&lt;br /&gt;
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Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of&lt;br /&gt;
cash on the teacher&#39;s desk. &quot;$2,467,&quot; he said.&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;$2,467!&quot; cried the teacher, &quot;What in the world were you selling&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;Toothbrushes,&quot; said Little Johnny.&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;Toothbrushes,&quot; echoed the teacher,&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;I found the busiest corner in town,&quot; said Little Johnny, &quot;I set up a Dip &amp;amp;&lt;br /&gt;
Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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They all said the same thing, &quot;Hey, this tastes like dog shit!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Then I would say,&quot;It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty that they&lt;br /&gt;
say is good, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your&lt;br /&gt;
mouth.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The teacher was speechless. . . . . . . .&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;When the government fears the people, there is liberty.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;When the people fear the government there is tyranny.&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: #f3f3f3;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;Thomas Jefferson&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: #444444; color: blue;&quot;&gt;Questions? Comments? Angry Exhortations? Any one.&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/07/selling-toothbrushes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-1079388176873690101</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-08-19T15:42:02.861-07:00</atom:updated><title>New Stimulus Package?</title><description>&lt;meta content=&quot;text/html; charset=utf-8&quot; http-equiv=&quot;CONTENT-TYPE&quot;&gt;&lt;/meta&gt;&lt;title&gt;&lt;/title&gt;&lt;meta content=&quot;OpenOffice.org 3.2  (Win32)&quot; name=&quot;GENERATOR&quot;&gt;&lt;/meta&gt;&lt;style type=&quot;text/css&quot;&gt;
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&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;color: #fce5cd; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Sometime this year, &amp;nbsp;we taxpayers will again receive another &#39;Economic Stimulus&#39; payment.&lt;br /&gt;
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This is indeed a very exciting program, &amp;nbsp;and I&#39;ll explain it by using a Q and A format:&lt;br /&gt;
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Q. &amp;nbsp;What is an &#39;Economic Stimulus&#39; payment ?&lt;br /&gt;
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A..&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.&lt;br /&gt;
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Q.. &amp;nbsp;Where will the government get this money ?&lt;br /&gt;
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A.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; From taxpayers.&lt;br /&gt;
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Q. &amp;nbsp;So the government is giving me back my own money ?&lt;br /&gt;
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A. &amp;nbsp;Only a smidgen of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Q. &amp;nbsp;What is the purpose of this payment ?&lt;br /&gt;
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A. &amp;nbsp;The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, &amp;nbsp;     &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;color: #fce5cd; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;thus stimulating the economy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Q. &amp;nbsp;But isn&#39;t that stimulating the economy of China ?&lt;br /&gt;
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A.. &amp;nbsp;Shut up.&lt;br /&gt;
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Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:&lt;br /&gt;
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If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China or Sri Lanka .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you spend it on gasoline, &amp;nbsp;your money will go to the Arabs.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you purchase a computer, &amp;nbsp;it will go to India , Taiwan or China . &lt;br /&gt;
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If you purchase fruit and vegetables, &amp;nbsp;it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala ..&lt;br /&gt;
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If you buy an efficient &amp;nbsp;car, &amp;nbsp;it will go to Japan or Korea .&lt;br /&gt;
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If &amp;nbsp;you purchase useless stuff, &amp;nbsp;it will go to Taiwan .&lt;br /&gt;
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If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, &amp;nbsp;it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instead, &amp;nbsp;keep the money in America by:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1) &amp;nbsp;Spending it at yard sales, or&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2) &amp;nbsp;Going to ball games, or &lt;br /&gt;
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3) &amp;nbsp;Spending it on prostitutes, ,or &lt;br /&gt;
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4) &amp;nbsp;Beer or &lt;br /&gt;
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5) Tattoos.&lt;br /&gt;
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(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )&lt;br /&gt;
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Conclusion:&lt;br /&gt;
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Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;color: #fce5cd; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;No need to thank me, &amp;nbsp;I&#39;m just glad I could be of help.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;color: #fce5cd; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;color: #d9ead3;&quot;&gt;Questions? Comments? Angry Exhortations? Any one &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://b-boomer.blogspot.com/2010/07/sometime-this-year-taxpayers-will-again.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Babbling Boomer)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141047030897107557.post-7290556554430091840</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 18:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-06-28T15:17:27.538-07:00</atom:updated><title>What Can We Do When Coporations Go Bad?</title><description>&lt;meta content=&quot;text/html; charset=utf-8&quot; http-equiv=&quot;CONTENT-TYPE&quot;&gt;&lt;/meta&gt;&lt;title&gt;&lt;/title&gt;&lt;meta content=&quot;OpenOffice.org 3.2  (Win32)&quot; name=&quot;GENERATOR&quot;&gt;&lt;/meta&gt;&lt;style type=&quot;text/css&quot;&gt;
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&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;color: white; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;What can we do?  After all most major coproations in the U.S. At least keep up a pretense about being good coporate citizens.  So did Al capone in his own way.  Is seizing assets called for? Possibly, except the unintended consequnce of that could be the loss of several thousand jobs wiht good pay and benifits.  Does that REALLY help any one?  A dwbatable point at best.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;color: white; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;color: white; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Actually a former President has already given us a guide on what to to do:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogger.com/post-create.do&quot; name=&quot;status_text&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogger.com/post-create.do&quot; name=&quot;profile_status&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;color: black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span lang=&quot;en&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;	&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: cyan; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;I believe that the officers, and especially, the directors, of 	corporations should be held personally responsible when any 	corporation breaks the law.&quot;  &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;color: cyan; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;	-Theodore Roosevelt &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;color: white; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;TR had the right of it.  Let the BP CEO be a cellmate for Mr. Sabford.  If you fine Coporate officers, they no doubt will be reimbured by the company.  I don&#39;t think you&#39;ll see to me members of the bord of directors or stok holders volunteering to do time in Federal Prison for them.  And no “Club Feds” for these cretins.  Send them to Atlanta.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div lang=&quot;en&quot; style=&quot;font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0in;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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