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&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Without century (yy) string date conversion - convert string to datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, 'Oct 23 12 11:01AM',     0) -- mon dd yy hh:mmAM (or PM)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, 'Oct 23 12 11:01AM') -- 2012-10-23 11:01:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Convert string to datetime sql - convert string to date sql - sql dates format&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- T-SQL convert string to datetime - SQL Server convert string to date &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '10/23/2016',          101) -- mm/dd/yyyy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '2016.10.23',          102) -- yyyy.mm.dd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '23/10/2016',          103) -- dd/mm/yyyy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '23.10.2016',          104) -- dd.mm.yyyy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '23-10-2016',          105) -- dd-mm-yyyy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- mon types are nondeterministic conversions, dependent on language setting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '23 OCT 2016',         106) -- dd mon yyyy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, 'Oct 23, 2016',        107) -- mon dd, yyyy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2016-10-23 00:00:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '20:10:44',            108) -- hh:mm:ss&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 1900-01-01 20:10:44.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- mon dd yyyy hh:mm:ss:mmmAM (or PM) - sql time format&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, 'Oct 23 2016 11:02:44:013AM', 109)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2016-10-23 11:02:44.013&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '10-23-2016',          110) -- mm-dd-yyyy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '2016/10/23',          111) -- yyyy/mm/dd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '20161023',            112) -- yyyymmdd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2016-10-23 00:00:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '23 Oct 2016 11:02:07:577', 113) -- dd mon yyyy hh:mm:ss:mmm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2016-10-23 11:02:07.577&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '20:10:25:300',             114) -- hh:mm:ss:mmm(24h)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 1900-01-01 20:10:25.300&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '2016-10-23 20:44:11',      120) -- yyyy-mm-dd hh:mm:ss(24h)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2016-10-23 20:44:11.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '2016-10-23 20:44:11.500',  121) -- yyyy-mm-dd hh:mm:ss.mmm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2016-10-23 20:44:11.500&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Style 126 is ISO 8601 format - international standard&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '2008-10-23T18:52:47.513',  126) -- yyyy-mm-ddThh:mm:ss.mmm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2008-10-23 18:52:47.513&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Convert DDMMYYYY format to datetime - sql server to date / datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, STUFF(STUFF('31012016',3,0,'-'),6,0,'-'), 105)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2016-01-31 00:00:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL string to datetime conversion without century - some exceptions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '10/23/16',          1)                  -- mm/dd/yy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '16.10.23',          2)                  -- yy.mm.dd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '23/10/16',          3)                  -- dd/mm/yy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '23.10.16',          4)                  -- dd.mm.yy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '23-10-16',          5)                  -- dd-mm-yy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '23 OCT 16',         6)                  -- dd mon yy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, 'Oct 23, 16',        7)                  -- mon dd, yy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '20:10:44',          8)                  -- hh:mm:ss&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, 'Oct 23 16 11:02:44:013AM', 9)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '10-23-16',          10)                 -- mm-dd-yy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '16/10/23',          11)                 -- yy/mm/dd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '161023',            12)                 -- yymmdd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '23 Oct 16 11:02:07:577', 13)        -- dd mon yy hh:mm:ss:mmm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '20:10:25:300',        14)           -- hh:mm:ss:mmm(24h)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '2016-10-23 20:44:11',20)            -- yyyy-mm-dd hh:mm:ss(24h)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert(datetime, '2016-10-23 20:44:11.500', 21)       -- yyyy-mm-dd hh:mm:ss.mmm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Datetime Data Type: Combine date &amp; time string into datetime - sql hh mm ss&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- String to datetime - mssql datetime - sql convert date - sql concatenate string&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE @DateTimeValue varchar(32), @DateValue char(8), @TimeValue char(6)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT      @DateValue = '20120718',&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            @TimeValue = '211920'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT @DateTimeValue =&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            convert(varchar, convert(datetime, @DateValue), 111)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            + ' ' + substring(@TimeValue, 1, 2)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            + ':' + substring(@TimeValue, 3, 2)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            + ':' + substring(@TimeValue, 5, 2)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      DateInput = @DateValue, TimeInput = @TimeValue,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      DateTimeOutput = @DateTimeValue;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DateInput   TimeInput   DateTimeOutput&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20120718    211920      2012/07/18 21:19:20&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;/* Datetime 8 bytes internal storage structure&lt;br /&gt;   o 1st 4 bytes: number of days after the base date 1900-01-01&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   o 2nd 4 bytes: number of milliseconds since midnight           */&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL convert seconds to HH:MM:SS - sql times format - sql hh mm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE  @Seconds INT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET @Seconds = 20000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT HH = @Seconds / 3600, MM = (@Seconds%3600) / 60, SS = (@Seconds%60)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/* HH    MM    SS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  5     33    20   */&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server 2008 convert datetime to date - sql yyyy mm dd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT      TOP (3)  OrderDate = CONVERT(date, OrderDate),&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Today = CONVERT(date, getdate())&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FROM AdventureWorks2008.Sales.SalesOrderHeader&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ORDER BY newid();&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/*          OrderDate   Today&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            2003-07-09  2012-06-18&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            2003-09-26  2012-06-18&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            2004-02-15  2012-06-18 */&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL date yyyy mm dd - sqlserver yyyy mm dd - date format yyyymmdd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT CONVERT(VARCHAR(10), GETDATE(), 111) AS [YYYY/MM/DD]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/*  YYYY/MM/DD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    2015/07/11    */&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT CONVERT(VARCHAR(10), GETDATE(), 112) AS [YYYYMMDD]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/*  YYYYMMDD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    20150711     */&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT REPLACE(CONVERT(VARCHAR(10), GETDATE(), 111),'/',' ') AS [YYYY MM DD]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/* YYYY MM DD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   2015 07 11    */&lt;br /&gt;-- Converting to special (non-standard) date fomats: DD-MMM-YY&lt;br /&gt;SELECT UPPER(REPLACE(CONVERT(VARCHAR,GETDATE(),6),' ','-'))&lt;br /&gt;-- 07-MAR-14&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL convert date string to datetime - time set to 00:00:00.000 or 12:00AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PRINT CONVERT(datetime,'07-10-2012',110)        -- Jul 10 2012 12:00AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PRINT CONVERT(datetime,'2012/07/10',111)        -- Jul 10 2012 12:00AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PRINT CONVERT(datetime,'20120710',  112)        -- Jul 10 2012 12:00AM          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- String to date conversion - sql date yyyy mm dd - sql date formatting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server cast string to date - sql convert date to datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT [Date] = CAST (@DateValue AS datetime)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2012-07-18 00:00:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL convert string date to different style - sql date string formatting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT CONVERT(varchar, CONVERT(datetime, '20140508'), 100)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- May  8 2014 12:00AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server convert date to integer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE @Date datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET @Date = getdate()&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT DateAsInteger = CAST (CONVERT(varchar,@Date,112) as INT)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Result: 20161225&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server convert integer to datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE @iDate int&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET @iDate = 20151225&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT IntegerToDatetime = CAST(convert(varchar,@iDate) as datetime)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO&lt;br /&gt;-- 2015-12-25 00:00:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Alternates: date-only datetime values&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server floor date - sql convert datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT [DATE-ONLY]=CONVERT(DATETIME, FLOOR(CONVERT(FLOAT, GETDATE())))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT [DATE-ONLY]=CONVERT(DATETIME, FLOOR(CONVERT(MONEY, GETDATE())))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server cast string to datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server datetime to string convert&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT [DATE-ONLY]=CAST(CONVERT(varchar, GETDATE(), 101) AS DATETIME)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server dateadd function - T-SQL datediff function&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL strip time from date - MSSQL strip time from datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT getdate() ,DATEADD(dd, DATEDIFF(dd, 0, getdate()), 0)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Results: 2016-01-23 05:35:52.793 2016-01-23 00:00:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- String date  - 10 bytes of storage&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT [STRING DATE]=CONVERT(varchar,  GETDATE(), 110)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT [STRING DATE]=CONVERT(varchar,  CURRENT_TIMESTAMP, 110)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Same results: 01-02-2012&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server cast datetime as string - sql datetime formatting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT stringDateTime=CAST (getdate() as varchar)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Result: Dec 29 2012  3:47AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL date range between&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL date range select - date range search - T-SQL date range query - sql date ranges&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Count Sales Orders for 2003 OCT-NOV&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE  @StartDate DATETIME,  @EndDate DATETIME&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET @StartDate = convert(DATETIME,'10/01/2003',101)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET @EndDate   = convert(DATETIME,'11/30/2003',101)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT @StartDate, @EndDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2003-10-01 00:00:00.000  2003-11-30 00:00:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT DATEADD(DAY,1,@EndDate),&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       DATEADD(ms,-3,DATEADD(DAY,1,@EndDate))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2003-12-01 00:00:00.000  2003-11-30 23:59:59.997&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- MSSQL date range select using &gt;= and &lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT [Sales Orders for 2003 OCT-NOV] = COUNT(* )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FROM   Sales.SalesOrderHeader&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHERE  OrderDate &gt;= @StartDate AND OrderDate &lt; DATEADD(DAY,1,@EndDate)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/* Sales Orders for 2003 OCT-NOV&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   3668 */&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Equivalent date range query using BETWEEN comparison&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- It requires a bit of trick programming&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT [Sales Orders for 2003 OCT-NOV] = COUNT(* )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FROM   Sales.SalesOrderHeader&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHERE  OrderDate BETWEEN @StartDate AND DATEADD(ms,-3,DATEADD(DAY,1,@EndDate))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 3668&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;USE AdventureWorks;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL between string dates&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT POs=COUNT(*) FROM Purchasing.PurchaseOrderHeader&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHERE OrderDate BETWEEN '20040201' AND '20040210'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Result: 108&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- BETWEEN is equivalent to &gt;=...AND....&lt;=&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT POs=COUNT(*) FROM Purchasing.PurchaseOrderHeader&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHERE OrderDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BETWEEN '2004-02-01 00:00:00.000' AND '2004-02-10  00:00:00.000'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Orders with OrderDates&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'2004-02-10  00:00:01.000'  - 1 second after midnight (12:00AM)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'2004-02-10  00:01:00.000'  - 1 minute after midnight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'2004-02-10  01:00:00.000'  - 1 hour after midnight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;are not included in the two queries above.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- To include the entire day of 2004-02-10 use:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT POs=COUNT(*) FROM Purchasing.PurchaseOrderHeader&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHERE OrderDate &gt;= '20040201' AND OrderDate &lt; '20040211'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;----------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Date validation function ISDATE - returns 1 or 0 - SQL datetime functions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE @StringDate varchar(32)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET @StringDate = '2011-03-15 18:50'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IF EXISTS( SELECT * WHERE ISDATE(@StringDate) = 1)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    PRINT 'VALID DATE: ' + @StringDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ELSE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    PRINT 'INVALID DATE: ' + @StringDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Result: VALID DATE: 2011-03-15 18:50&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE @StringDate varchar(32)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET @StringDate = '20112-03-15 18:50'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IF EXISTS( SELECT * WHERE ISDATE(@StringDate) = 1)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    PRINT 'VALID DATE: ' + @StringDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ELSE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    PRINT 'INVALID DATE: ' + @StringDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Result: INVALID DATE: 20112-03-15 18:50&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Selected named date styles&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE @DateTimeValue varchar(32)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- US-Style&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT @DateTimeValue = '10/23/2016'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT StringDate=@DateTimeValue,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[US-Style] = CONVERT(datetime, @DatetimeValue)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT @DateTimeValue = '10/23/2016 23:01:05'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT StringDate = @DateTimeValue,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[US-Style] = CONVERT(datetime, @DatetimeValue)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- UK-Style, British/French - convert string to datetime sql&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- sql convert string to datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT @DateTimeValue = '23/10/16 23:01:05'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT StringDate = @DateTimeValue,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[UK-Style] = CONVERT(datetime, @DatetimeValue, 3)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT @DateTimeValue = '23/10/2016 04:01 PM'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT StringDate = @DateTimeValue,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[UK-Style] = CONVERT(datetime, @DatetimeValue, 103)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- German-Style&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT @DateTimeValue = '23.10.16 23:01:05'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT StringDate = @DateTimeValue,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[German-Style] = CONVERT(datetime, @DatetimeValue, 4)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT @DateTimeValue = '23.10.2016 04:01 PM'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT StringDate = @DateTimeValue,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[German-Style] = CONVERT(datetime, @DatetimeValue, 104)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Double conversion to US-Style 107 with century: Oct 23, 2016&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET @DateTimeValue='10/23/16'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT StringDate=@DateTimeValue,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[US-Style] = CONVERT(varchar, CONVERT(datetime, @DateTimeValue),107)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Using DATEFORMAT - UK-Style - SQL dateformat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET @DateTimeValue='23/10/16'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET DATEFORMAT dmy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT StringDate=@DateTimeValue,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Date Time] = CONVERT(datetime, @DatetimeValue)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Using DATEFORMAT - US-Style&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET DATEFORMAT mdy&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;-- Convert date string from DD/MM/YYYY UK format to MM/DD/YYYY US format&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE @UKdate char(10) = '15/03/2016'&lt;br /&gt;SELECT CONVERT(CHAR(10), CONVERT(datetime, @UKdate,103),101)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 03/15/2016&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- DATEPART datetime function example - SQL Server datetime functions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT * FROM Northwind.dbo.Orders&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHERE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      DATEPART(YEAR, OrderDate) = '1996' AND&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      DATEPART(MONTH,OrderDate) = '07'   AND&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      DATEPART(DAY, OrderDate)  = '10'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Alternate syntax for DATEPART example&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT * FROM Northwind.dbo.Orders&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHERE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      YEAR(OrderDate)         = '1996' AND&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      MONTH(OrderDate)        = '07'   AND&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      DAY(OrderDate)          = '10'&lt;br /&gt;GO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Extract string date from text with PATINDEX pattern matching&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Apply sql server string to date conversion&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;USE tempdb;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;go&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CREATE TABLE InsiderTransaction (&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      InsiderTransactionID int identity primary key,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      TradeDate datetime,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      TradeMsg varchar(256),&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      ModifiedDate datetime default (getdate()))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;go&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Populate table with dummy data&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INSERT InsiderTransaction (TradeMsg) VALUES(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'INSIDER TRAN QABC Hammer, Bruce D. CSO 09-02-08 Buy 2,000 6.10')&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INSERT InsiderTransaction (TradeMsg) VALUES(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'INSIDER TRAN QABC Schmidt, Steven CFO 08-25-08 Buy 2,500 6.70')&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INSERT InsiderTransaction (TradeMsg) VALUES(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'INSIDER TRAN QABC  Hammer, Bruce D. CSO  08-20-08 Buy 3,000 8.59')&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INSERT InsiderTransaction (TradeMsg) VALUES(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'INSIDER TRAN QABC Walters,  Jeff CTO 08-15-08  Sell 5,648 8.49')&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INSERT InsiderTransaction (TradeMsg) VALUES(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'INSIDER TRAN  QABC  Walters, Jeff CTO   08-15-08 Option Execute 5,648 2.15')&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INSERT InsiderTransaction (TradeMsg) VALUES(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'INSIDER TRAN QABC Hammer, Bruce D. CSO 07-31-08  Buy 5,000 8.05')&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INSERT InsiderTransaction (TradeMsg) VALUES(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'INSIDER TRAN QABC Lennot, Mark B. Director  08-31-07 Buy 1,500 9.97')&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INSERT InsiderTransaction (TradeMsg) VALUES(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'INSIDER TRAN QABC  O''Neal, Linda COO  08-01-08 Sell 5,000 6.50') &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;go&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Extract dates from stock trade message text&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Pattern match for MM-DD-YY using the PATINDEX string function&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT TradeDate=substring(TradeMsg,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       patindex('%[01][0-9]-[0123][0-9]-[0-9][0-9]%', TradeMsg),8)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FROM InsiderTransaction&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHERE  patindex('%[01][0-9]-[0123][0-9]-[0-9][0-9]%', TradeMsg) &gt; 0&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/* Partial results&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TradeDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;09-02-08&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;08-25-08&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;08-20-08 */&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Update table with extracted date&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Convert string date to datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UPDATE InsiderTransaction&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET TradeDate = convert(datetime,  substring(TradeMsg,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       patindex('%[01][0-9]-[0123][0-9]-[0-9][0-9]%', TradeMsg),8))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHERE  patindex('%[01][0-9]-[0123][0-9]-[0-9][0-9]%', TradeMsg) &gt; 0&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT * FROM InsiderTransaction ORDER BY TradeDate desc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/* Partial results&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;InsiderTransactionID    TradeDate   TradeMsg    ModifiedDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1     2008-09-02 00:00:00.000 INSIDER TRAN QABC Hammer, Bruce D. CSO 09-02-08 Buy 2,000 6.10      2008-12-22 20:25:19.263&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2     2008-08-25 00:00:00.000 INSIDER TRAN QABC Schmidt, Steven CFO 08-25-08 Buy 2,500 6.70      2008-12-22 20:25:19.263&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3     2008-08-20 00:00:00.000 INSIDER TRAN QABC  Hammer, Bruce D. CSO  08-20-08 Buy 3,000 8.59  2008-12-22 20:25:19.263 */&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Cleanup task&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DROP TABLE InsiderTransaction&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;go&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;VALID DATE RANGES FOR DATETIME DATA TYPES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SMALLDATETIME (4 bytes) date range:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;January 1, 1900 through June 6, 2079&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DATETIME (8 bytes) date range:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;January 1, 1753 through December 31, 9999&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- The statement below will give a date range error&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT CONVERT(smalldatetime, '2110-01-01')&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Msg 242, Level 16, State 3, Line 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The conversion of a varchar data type to a smalldatetime data type&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;resulted in an out-of-range value.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;************/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL CONVERT DATE/DATETIME script applying table variable&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server convert date&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Datetime column is converted into date only string column&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE @sqlConvertDate TABLE ( DatetimeColumn datetime,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                DateColumn char(10));&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INSERT @sqlConvertDate (DatetimeColumn) SELECT GETDATE()&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UPDATE @sqlConvertDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET DateColumn = CONVERT(char(10), DatetimeColumn, 111)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT * FROM @sqlConvertDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server convert datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- The string date column is converted into datetime column&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UPDATE @sqlConvertDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET DatetimeColumn = CONVERT(Datetime, DateColumn, 111)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT * FROM @sqlConvertDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Equivalent formulation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server cast datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UPDATE @sqlConvertDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET DatetimeColumn = CAST(DateColumn AS datetime)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT * FROM @sqlConvertDate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/* First results&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DatetimeColumn                DateColumn&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2012-12-25 15:54:10.363       2012/12/25 */&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/* Second results:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DatetimeColumn                DateColumn&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2012-12-25 00:00:00.000       2012/12/25  */&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL date sequence generation with DATEADD &amp; table variable&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server cast datetime to string - SQL Server insert default values method&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE @Sequence table (Sequence int identity(1,1))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE @i int; SET @i = 0&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHILE ( @i &lt; 500)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEGIN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      INSERT @Sequence DEFAULT VALUES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      SET @i = @i + 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;END&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT DateSequence = CAST(DATEADD(day, Sequence,getdate()) AS varchar)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FROM @Sequence&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/* Partial results:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DateSequence&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dec 31 2008  3:02AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jan  1 2009  3:02AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jan  2 2009  3:02AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jan  3 2009  3:02AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jan  4 2009  3:02AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jan  5 2009  3:02AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jan  6 2009  3:02AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jan  7 2009  3:02AM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Last Week calculations&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL last Friday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Implied string to datetime conversions in DATEADD &amp; DATEDIFF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECLARE @BaseFriday CHAR(8), @LastFriday datetime, @LastMonday datetime&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET @BaseFriday = '19000105'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT @LastFriday = DATEADD(dd,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                     (DATEDIFF (dd, @BaseFriday, CURRENT_TIMESTAMP) / 7) * 7,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                        @BaseFriday)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT [Last Friday] = @LastFriday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Result: 2008-12-26 00:00:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL last Monday (last week's Monday)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT @LastMonday=DATEADD(dd,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                     (DATEDIFF (dd, @BaseFriday, CURRENT_TIMESTAMP) / 7) * 7 - 4,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                        @BaseFriday)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT [Last Monday]= @LastMonday &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Result: 2008-12-22 00:00:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL last week - SUN - SAT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT [Last Week] = CONVERT(varchar,dateadd(day, -1, @LastMonday), 101)+&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                               ' - ' +&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                     CONVERT(varchar,dateadd(day, 1,  @LastFriday), 101)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Result: 12/21/2008 - 12/27/2008&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-----------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Specific day calculations&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- First day of current month&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT dateadd(month, datediff(month, 0, getdate()), 0)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; -- 15th day of current month&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT dateadd(day,14,dateadd(month,datediff(month,0,getdate()),0))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- First Monday of current month&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT dateadd(day, (9-datepart(weekday, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       dateadd(month, datediff(month, 0, getdate()), 0)))%7, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       dateadd(month, datediff(month, 0, getdate()), 0))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Last Friday of current month&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT dateadd(day, -7+(6-datepart(weekday, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       dateadd(month, datediff(month, 0, getdate())+1, 0)))%7, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       dateadd(month, datediff(month, 0, getdate())+1, 0))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- First day of next month&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT dateadd(month, datediff(month, 0, getdate())+1, 0)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 15th of next month&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT dateadd(day,14, dateadd(month, datediff(month, 0, getdate())+1, 0))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- First Monday of next month&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT dateadd(day, (9-datepart(weekday, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       dateadd(month, datediff(month, 0, getdate())+1, 0)))%7, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       dateadd(month, datediff(month, 0, getdate())+1, 0))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Last Date calculations&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Last day of prior month - Last day of previous month&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert( varchar, dateadd(dd,-1,DATEADD(mm, DATEDIFF(mm,0,getdate()  ), 0)),101)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 01/31/2019&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Last day of current month&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert( varchar, dateadd(dd,-1,DATEADD(mm, DATEDIFF(mm,0,getdate())+1, 0)),101)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 02/28/2019&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Last day of prior quarter - Last day of previous quarter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert( varchar, dateadd(dd,-1,DATEADD(qq, DATEDIFF(qq,0,getdate()  ), 0)),101)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 12/31/2018&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Last day of current quarter - Last day of current quarter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert( varchar, dateadd(dd,-1,DATEADD(qq, DATEDIFF(qq,0,getdate())+1, 0)),101)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 03/31/2019&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Last day of prior year - Last day of previous year&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert( varchar, dateadd(dd,-1,DATEADD(yy, DATEDIFF(yy,0,getdate()  ), 0)),101)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 12/31/2018&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Last day of current year&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT convert( varchar, dateadd(dd,-1,DATEADD(yy, DATEDIFF(yy,0,getdate())+1, 0)),101)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 12/31/2019&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL Server dateformat and language setting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- T-SQL set language - String to date conversion&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET LANGUAGE us_english&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT CAST('2018-03-15' AS datetime)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2018-03-15 00:00:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET LANGUAGE british&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT CAST('2018-03-15' AS datetime)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/* Msg 242, Level 16, State 3, Line 2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The conversion of a varchar data type to a datetime data type resulted in&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;an out-of-range value.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT CAST('2018-15-03' AS datetime)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- 2018-03-15 00:00:00.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SET LANGUAGE us_english&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- SQL dateformat with language dependency&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SELECT name, alias, dateformat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FROM sys.syslanguages&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHERE langid in (0,1,2,4,5,6,7,10,11,13,23,31)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/* &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;name        alias             dateformat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;us_english  English           mdy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Deutsch     German            dmy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Français    French            dmy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dansk       Danish            dmy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Español     Spanish           dmy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Italiano    Italian           dmy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nederlands  Dutch             dmy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suomi       Finnish           dmy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Svenska     Swedish           ymd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;magyar      Hungarian         ymd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;British     British English   dmy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arabic      Arabic            dmy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;------------&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-2817968398419415225?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/aIMDf89Daws" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/2817968398419415225/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=2817968398419415225" title="Комментарии: 2" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/2817968398419415225?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/2817968398419415225?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2010/03/dnf.html" title="dnf" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0YDQXg4eyp7ImA9WxBWFkg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-8509331354861844302</id><published>2010-02-08T14:29:00.005+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T19:46:10.633+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-02-08T19:46:10.633+02:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fuck" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="work" /><title>неисповедимы пути .NETa</title><content type="html">&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Error:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Validation of viewstate MAC failed. If this application is hosted by a Web Farm or cluster, ensure that &lt;machineKey&gt; configuration specifies the same validationKey and validation algorithm. AutoGenerate cannot be used in a cluster.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Solution:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=" http://aspnetresources.com/tools/keycreator.aspx"&gt;http://aspnetresources.com/tools/keycreator.aspx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ValidateRequest="false" ViewStateEncryptionMode="Never" EnableEventValidation="false" EnableViewState="true" Language="C#" AutoEventWireup="true"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-8509331354861844302?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/OIAC2krN3To" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/8509331354861844302/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=8509331354861844302" title="Комментарии: 0" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/8509331354861844302?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/8509331354861844302?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2010/02/neta.html" title="неисповедимы пути .NETa" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUQHQXY9eip7ImA9WxBQFEo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-1509998551298737045</id><published>2010-01-14T14:47:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T14:48:50.862+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-01-14T14:48:50.862+02:00</app:edited><title>Девушкам нельзя программировать</title><content type="html">Очень часто хочется что-то сказать недоброе, а иногда даже взять и уебать - уебать с локтя&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. сука&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-1509998551298737045?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/6A_wz8O9HPQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/1509998551298737045/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=1509998551298737045" title="Комментарии: 0" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/1509998551298737045?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/1509998551298737045?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2010/01/blog-post.html" title="Девушкам нельзя программировать" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0MASXYycSp7ImA9WxBTFks.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-2772166551231956354</id><published>2009-12-13T01:42:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T01:44:08.899+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-12-13T01:44:08.899+02:00</app:edited><title>Вирусы сцуко</title><content type="html">NOD хуйня, DrWeb решает. Оказывается что первый козёл обнаруживает только наружные объекты и последствия вирусов. На удивление веб съел эту триспичуху, что пропупустил NOD. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Но день всё говно испортило&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-2772166551231956354?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/BwuPnGbMZvs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/2772166551231956354/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=2772166551231956354" title="Комментарии: 0" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/2772166551231956354?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/2772166551231956354?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2009/12/blog-post_13.html" title="Вирусы сцуко" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUMHRnk8cSp7ImA9WxBTFU8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-1330917204036260143</id><published>2009-12-11T12:29:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2009-12-11T12:30:37.779+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-12-11T12:30:37.779+02:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="lol" /><title>=))</title><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://s45.radikal.ru/i109/0912/85/d5778b81cb7b.gif"&gt;Тыц тыц&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-1330917204036260143?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/d418TvmRqfI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/1330917204036260143/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=1330917204036260143" title="Комментарии: 0" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/1330917204036260143?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/1330917204036260143?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2009/12/blog-post.html" title="=))" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DEEMRnk4cCp7ImA9WxBTFEo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-3449790247671027823</id><published>2009-12-10T22:22:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2009-12-10T22:24:47.738+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-12-10T22:24:47.738+02:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="lol" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="ICQ" /><title>icq</title><content type="html">kshatriy (21:00:48 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;хим &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Отошел, уехал, нету. &lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:00:54 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;хим&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:00:55 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;давай ченж делать&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:01:04 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;ченж?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:01:07 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;меняю пачку чипсов на сахар ))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:01:17 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;бльооо&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:01:20 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;=))))))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:01:20 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;да&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:01:26 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;тащи сахер ))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:01:40 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;скоко нуно&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:01:48 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;грамм 100-200 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:01:50 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;как обычно ))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:01:53 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;:D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:01:57 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;доза)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:02:05 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;чай не с чем пить бльоо )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:02:14 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;я аж чхнул&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:02:15 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:02:18 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:02:44 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;надеюсь ты не на салтовке&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:02:52 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:03:08 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;не, я у лены&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:03:16 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;бльо&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:03:28 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;это там же?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:03:34 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;на конном рынке&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:03:38 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;давай тащи на 5 ))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:03:46 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;пока чипсы не погли по рукам )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:03:56 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;сча)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (21:07:54 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;побежал в магазин за сахаром ? ))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (21:09:11 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;ищу&lt;br /&gt;=================&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (22:19:38 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;почему я акции не выграл?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (22:20:08 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;)))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (22:20:18 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;я бы яйца отрезал себе&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; kshatriy (22:20:26 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;если бы ты еще выиграл на моих чипсах ))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; xumuk (22:21:47 10/12/2009)&lt;br /&gt;:))))))))))))&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-3449790247671027823?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/cBRaptlQ5aw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/3449790247671027823/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=3449790247671027823" title="Комментарии: 3" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/3449790247671027823?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/3449790247671027823?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2009/12/kshatriy-210048-10122009.html" title="icq" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0ECQXk9eyp7ImA9WxNaFUU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-6213723567731251310</id><published>2009-11-30T13:45:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-30T13:47:40.763+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-11-30T13:47:40.763+02:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="work" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hate" /><title>Писюны</title><content type="html">"Люблю" блядь людей, которые называют поля в базе одним названием, поля в объекте другим названием, поля на фронтенде третьим названием и держи эту хештаблицу в башке.&lt;br /&gt;Сука, твари, горите в аду!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-6213723567731251310?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/ChVBP32kI60" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/6213723567731251310/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=6213723567731251310" title="Комментарии: 1" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/6213723567731251310?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/6213723567731251310?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_30.html" title="Писюны" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CE8AQ3Yyfip7ImA9WxNaFU4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-230585382438441973</id><published>2009-11-29T23:57:00.007+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-30T00:14:02.896+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-11-30T00:14:02.896+02:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fun" /><title>Smack down</title><content type="html">Бывают такие дни, когда не хочется одевать белое или танцевать,а хочется бить рожи и жестоко ломать кости!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Очень нравится мне эта передача, пусть тут наиграно, но зато как.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Решил вот посмотреть недавно настоящий 8 угольник, но это совсем не то. Настоищие бои - это бой в купальниках в 8 угольнике, пусть даже не наигранно, но совсем не весело, люди платят деньги приходят и смотрят, как двое здоровых, накачанных и техничных мужика, зная почти все виды боёв в совершенстве, падают в партер и начинают бороться пока судья не крикнет хватит блять и они становятся опять в стойку и опять в партер, где здесь что-то такое, за что стоит приходить и тратить своё время? Я думал будут кости выбитые зубы, сломаные локти или что-нибудь другое интересное, но совсем этого не заметил. Совсем другое - это Smack down show, вот это отличный рестлинг + с озвучкой куйТВ вообще хорошо можно провести время.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/SxLwMplC6BI/AAAAAAAAAOc/uhEc-evNsRM/s1600/%D0%92%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B0__%D0%B6%D0%BC%D0%B8_%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%B5%D0%B5_.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 232px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/SxLwMplC6BI/AAAAAAAAAOc/uhEc-evNsRM/s320/%D0%92%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B0__%D0%B6%D0%BC%D0%B8_%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%B5%D0%B5_.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409650202535716882" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/SxLwILJytMI/AAAAAAAAAOU/nhBC3D2sMek/s1600/4_show.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 231px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/SxLwILJytMI/AAAAAAAAAOU/nhBC3D2sMek/s320/4_show.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409650125648868546" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;П.С. Барселона : Реал Мадрид - великолепнейший матч. По игре вспоминается фильм Брат:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— А мне здесь нравится. В Америке вся сила мира.&lt;br /&gt;— А в чём сила, брат?&lt;br /&gt;— В деньгах вся сила, брат! Деньги правят миром, и тот сильней, у кого их больше.&lt;br /&gt;— Ну хорошо, вот много у тебя денег. И что ты будешь делать?&lt;br /&gt;— Куплю всех!&lt;br /&gt;— И меня?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Покупая самых лучших игроков реал всасывает уже почти 3й год подряд, смешно)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-230585382438441973?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/V_yC-0qJRU8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/230585382438441973/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=230585382438441973" title="Комментарии: 0" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/230585382438441973?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/230585382438441973?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2009/11/smack-down.html" title="Smack down" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/SxLwMplC6BI/AAAAAAAAAOc/uhEc-evNsRM/s72-c/%D0%92%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B0__%D0%B6%D0%BC%D0%B8_%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%B5%D0%B5_.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUIASHs8eip7ImA9WxNaEUg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-2134798583380859147</id><published>2009-11-25T14:52:00.005+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-25T15:59:09.572+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-11-25T15:59:09.572+02:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fun" /><title>Забавно</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/Sw03691719I/AAAAAAAAAOM/pvqsJRHKmus/s1600/5624d544c5d6ab68df4cafe58ac3f04f.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 520px; height: 279px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/Sw03691719I/AAAAAAAAAOM/pvqsJRHKmus/s320/5624d544c5d6ab68df4cafe58ac3f04f.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408040213714556882" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-2134798583380859147?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/NW7nKY5ehcQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/2134798583380859147/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=2134798583380859147" title="Комментарии: 1" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/2134798583380859147?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/2134798583380859147?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_25.html" title="Забавно" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/Sw03691719I/AAAAAAAAAOM/pvqsJRHKmus/s72-c/5624d544c5d6ab68df4cafe58ac3f04f.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Ck8HQn0-eip7ImA9WxNaEE0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-7223404294972702149</id><published>2009-11-23T20:23:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T20:27:13.352+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-11-23T20:27:13.352+02:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="study" /><title>Замена темы на диплом</title><content type="html">Конченная система совдепии, надо подписать заявление (руководителем, зав. кафедры, деканом, проректором), после чего делается приказ, который надо же опять пройти по этим же людям и подписать. А не проще бы блять первый шаг пропустить тогда. Долбоёбы конченные, горите в аду!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-7223404294972702149?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/TE3TVYkhpNo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/7223404294972702149/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=7223404294972702149" title="Комментарии: 0" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/7223404294972702149?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/7223404294972702149?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_23.html" title="Замена темы на диплом" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkUNRn48fSp7ImA9WxNbGU0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-2128534021539815627</id><published>2009-11-22T17:35:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-22T17:38:17.075+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-11-22T17:38:17.075+02:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="live" /><title>КЭП держи и врубаться в "очевидное"</title><content type="html">Я не архилюбитель попиздить и попостить всякие фразочки, аля я Боря Акунин, но блять:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Если не хочешь делать то, что "надо", значит это надо не тебе.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-2128534021539815627?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/hbAZ2WdSYX0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/2128534021539815627/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=2128534021539815627" title="Комментарии: 0" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/2128534021539815627?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/2128534021539815627?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_22.html" title="КЭП держи и врубаться в &quot;очевидное&quot;" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkQHQHozcCp7ImA9WxNbF0Q.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-3033369468805094243</id><published>2009-11-21T12:07:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-21T12:12:11.488+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-11-21T12:12:11.488+02:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="musique" /><title>НеБезДари</title><content type="html">Давно слушал с ними фиты, но сейчас вышел альбом и реально прокачал. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/Swe839_6moI/AAAAAAAAAOE/BBWxVVBLPY8/s1600/1258719397_front.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/Swe839_6moI/AAAAAAAAAOE/BBWxVVBLPY8/s320/1258719397_front.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406497547403041410" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://dump.ru/file/3792580"&gt;Скачать альбом 90мб&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-3033369468805094243?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/aqtqsM5EFd4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/3033369468805094243/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=3033369468805094243" title="Комментарии: 0" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/3033369468805094243?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/3033369468805094243?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_21.html" title="НеБезДари" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/Swe839_6moI/AAAAAAAAAOE/BBWxVVBLPY8/s72-c/1258719397_front.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0IDQHY7eip7ImA9WxNbFkk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-6904487026767801379</id><published>2009-11-19T16:37:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-19T16:39:31.802+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-11-19T16:39:31.802+02:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="snowboard" /><title>Грэбы мамамия</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/SwVYi7TIaLI/AAAAAAAAAN8/fpud9w8MGvY/s1600/19_2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 204px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/SwVYi7TIaLI/AAAAAAAAAN8/fpud9w8MGvY/s320/19_2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405824284784879794" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/SwVYeSkToDI/AAAAAAAAAN0/IxOZrw06EPw/s1600/19_1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 198px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/SwVYeSkToDI/AAAAAAAAAN0/IxOZrw06EPw/s320/19_1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405824205131587634" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://extremez.spb.ru/extreme_zone/tricks/t_snowboard/2246/"&gt;и тут&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-6904487026767801379?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/-ErGpwsCC2Q" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/6904487026767801379/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=6904487026767801379" title="Комментарии: 0" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/6904487026767801379?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/6904487026767801379?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post_3122.html" title="Грэбы мамамия" /><author><name>Jk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09512559258155100140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BJLICzr9QZg/SwVYi7TIaLI/AAAAAAAAAN8/fpud9w8MGvY/s72-c/19_2.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A0EGQHs_fCp7ImA9WxNbFk8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5465151168203438093.post-4276101143875870891</id><published>2009-11-19T13:19:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-19T13:20:21.544+02:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-11-19T13:20:21.544+02:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="live" /><title>Ага</title><content type="html">За долбали заходить только для того, чтобы поздороваться. Такое впечатление, что я как полотенце всем руки вытираю.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5465151168203438093-4276101143875870891?l=bboyjk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/bboyjk/~4/Y6P-7Emow54" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://bboyjk.blogspot.com/feeds/4276101143875870891/comments/default" title="Комментарии к сообщению" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5465151168203438093&amp;postID=4276101143875870891" title="Комментарии: 0" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/4276101143875870891?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5465151168203438093/posts/default/4276101143875870891?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" 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