halls of macadamia

Where are all the eco-freaks...

2012-01-24T12:00:00.001-05:00

...on Dalton McGuinty's repeatedly broken promises to shut down the coal-fired generating stations?

"If you’re worried about climate change, stop ranting about the oilsands, which account for one-10th of 1% of global carbon dioxide emissions, and start worrying that you generate almost half your electricity from coal, which has an impact on the planet up to 70 times greater than the oilsands."

On the ironic/tragic side of the equation... it's the compassionate, intellectual big city lefty sheeple who are golluting the very air their children breathe.

Well... along with everyone else.

When law enforcement fails

2012-01-24T10:45:00.000-05:00

As the New York Post put it, telling the NYPD "I'm in an elite military unit, you can't arrest me," doesn't help much when the city's draconian gun laws are at issue.

Twenty-nine-year-old Shaun Day was on a leave from his duty as a Navy SEAL when cops nailed him for running a red light in Manhattan, New York on Thursday.

I just don't get it

2012-01-23T00:01:00.003-05:00

The Liberal Party of Canada spent 2 billion dollars to keep track of farmers, deer hunters & skeet shooters and their murderous long guns... and we still have all this violence...

• TORONTO • Investigators have determined 23-year-old Anthony Spencer, an aspiring rap artist, who died after friends dumped him at a Scarborough hospital early Saturday, was gunned down at a recording studio.

But exactly what prompted the murder of yet another GTA rapper remains a mystery because his friends refuse to tell the truth about what happened, Det.-Sgt. Gary Giroux alleged Sunday.

A group of men and one woman disappeared after driving Spencer to Scarborough General Hospital around 5 a.m. Saturday, leaving police no witnesses and no murder scene.

“They know exactly what happened inside,” Giroux said. “And I think if everybody came back to us and told us what they heard or know ... we could resolve this case very quickly.”

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THE COMPASSIONATE, INTELLECTUAL LEFT REPLIES:

"The costs were increased by foreign money from the American NRA. Disgusting."

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RELATED: Paging Bob Rae...

...where's the Liberal's shiny new Knife Registry?

Ottawa police are investigating the city’s first homicide of the year after a local man was fatally stabbed outside a Byward Market nightclub.

The man was found suffering from stab wounds on Dalhousie Street near Rideau Street at about 2:30 a.m. He was rushed to hospital where he died of his injuries.

Police have identified him as Navid Niran, 24, of Ottawa.

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LAST WORD: Thank you, St Pierre of Montreal

Oh, c'mon... you were expecting, what?

2012-01-22T00:30:00.001-05:00

This just in...

• CAIRO • Egyptian authorities confirmed Saturday that a political coalition dominated by the Muslim Brotherhood, the 84-year-old group that virtually invented political Islam, had won about 47 percent of the seats in the first Parliament elected since the ouster of Hosni Mubarak.

An alliance of ultraconservative Islamists won the next largest share of seats, about 25 percent.

And that democratic wave that was supposed to sweep across the Middle East?

A coalition of parties founded by the young leaders of the revolt that unseated Mr. Mubarak won only a few percent of the seats, as did a handful of offshoots of the former governing party.

Nonetheless, the struggle continues...

• RABAT, Morocco • Five unemployed Moroccan men set themselves on fire in the capital Rabat as part of widespread demonstrations in the country over the lack of jobs, especially for university graduates.

An ill wind blows

2012-01-21T11:45:00.002-05:00

• LONDON, Ont. • In a major blow to Dalton McGuinty government’s controversial green energy plan, the largest farm lobby group in Ontario has pulled the plug on its support for wind turbines.

The Ontario Federation of Agriculture, which represents 37,000 farm families, issued a call Friday for the province to suspend wind turbine development.

Or, as it's known...

2012-01-20T11:15:00.001-05:00

...to the rest of the population... "leadership"...Ah, yes, the inevitable "seizing." You can almost picture the Prime Minister's rough dirty hands closing around some completely inoffensive treehugger's throat.

Funny how, if you're a "professional" journalist and it involves Stephen Harper... events inevitably have that sharp, merciless, bloody edge...

"Natural Resources Minister Joe Oliver came out guns blazing... Mr. Harper really put the premiers on defence".

Good grief... seems those evil, controlling Conservatives are always perpetuating (if only figuratively) violence on the hapless, well-meaning Opposition...

"a storyline that sticks helped the Conservatives sink two successive Liberal leaders... Critics and stakeholders were left struggling".

Yes, my children... if only we still had the soothing touch of a wise, compassionate Laytonesque healer to soothe our fevered collective brow.

I've gotta ask... do these folks ever listen to themselves? They apparently just don't know when to turn down the volume. No wonder the print media is going down the shitter.

Bring it, you dumb bunnies. It's why, in no small part... we have a Conservative majority government.

Just something to consider...

2012-01-19T14:45:00.000-05:00

...as you're filling out your tax return this spring...

The C.D. Howe Institute says the pension plan that secures retirement benefits for members of Parliament and senators is underfunded by up to $1 billion.

The institute's plea for reform echoed a similar call issued Wednesday by the Canadian Taxpayers Federation, which exhorted MPs to surrender their pension plan and adopt a more modest system..

Like that magical, "free" healthcare... somebody actually does have to pay the freight here...

The federation contends the existing plan is the best-funded in the world, but lamented that taxpayers foot the bill for most of its perks at a rate of $23.3 for every dollar contributed by an MP.

Yeah... I know... dreamin'.

The unfailing wisdom of Saint Suzuki

2012-01-19T11:30:00.004-05:00

The compassionate, intellectual left just wants to have a conversation... but, as usual, the question seems to be... are the hateful, conspiratorial, dumb as dogshit Conservatives willing to listen?

• "Their increasing attacks on charitable organizations and Canadians from all walks of life show that if they can't win with facts, they'll do everything they can to silence their critics." •

Yikers... that doesn't sound good... "everything they can." And "silence their critics"? C'mon, Doc... don't leave us hangin'. A staged car crash, poison darts... c'mon, give it up.

Say, David... those charitable organisations the Conservatives are increasingly "attacking"... that wouldn't include DavidSuzuki.org, would it? "Cos, forgive me for being so bold, but you seem to be doin' just fine these days... multiple familes, multiple homes... your apparent status as an "eco-saint".

But, heck, let's not be too hasty here... what other indisputable proofs does Canada's most famous eco-priest/scientist have to offer?

Here we go... and brace yourselves... the rhetoric is positively biblical.

It seems the Harper cabal is...

"sacrificing our environment to a corporate-controlled economy... suicide"

And...

"willing to sacrifice its manufacturing industry, its opportunities in the green-energy economy, its future, and the health of its people"

Oh boy, that's a whole lot of "sacrificing"... which, incidentally... the Conservatives manage to accomplish, while cozying up to...

"the repressive government of China."

Mr Suzuki goes on, not to offer up any evidence for this thesis, but simply to make further accusations...

"a government that hurls insults at its citizens... more attacks and more attempts to silence those who believe."

I swear, you get to the end of this screed... it's Libby Davies storyboarding a John Grisham novel.

The important thing, though... is to go out with a bang...

"government and its "ethical oil" and media supporters don't tell the truth, but it's worse when they don't even offer rational arguments."

Unlike, of course... your esteemed self... the Fresh Green Prince of the Great White North.

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RELATED: In other "Do as I say" news...

"Mr. Suzuki was this year caught running his cross-country climate-change tour from a diesel-powered "rock-star" bus, built for 54, for an eight-man entourage."

"And the CBC host has two sizeable homes, despite calling it "disgusting" that the average Canadian's home (most have just one) is larger than that of our grandparents."

More here and here.

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THE COMPASSIONATE, INTELLECTUAL LEFT REPLIES:

"neo figures he'll be dead by the time the climate really comes home to roost. He figures if his kid inherits his arsenal, kid will survive in the mad max world neo is working hard to create. I'm sure he'll thank you as he pisses on your grave, asshole."

Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 12:31 AM, January 20, 2012

Inarticulate rage... the hallmark of a true believer.

I almost feel sorry for you, nonny.

Forget about bilingual...

2012-01-18T15:45:00.000-05:00

...perhaps future Prime Ministers of Canada should have a mandatory degree in economics...

With a certain amount of sullen resentment, Canada's premiers agreed Tuesday to do pretty much exactly what Prime Minister Harper wants them to do: Continue working on innovation in health care to drive costs down, or at least, keep the rate of growth from rising.

But they made it clear they're still unhappy at the prospect of being forced on the cost-saving front.

They set up another working group to keep the argument going over the new funding arrangement, and how it was imposed.

Of course they did.

Less than conspicuous consumption...

2012-01-18T11:45:00.001-05:00

...and proud of it...
Call me wacky... but, perhaps... harnessing your ego to all your shiny new possessions isn't really a prudent financial strategy.

Fwiw... my two vehicles are older than my teenage son.

Shshhh... it's a secret

2012-01-18T08:30:00.000-05:00

"Anyone saying it doesn’t happen in Canada or happens in ridiculously low numbers is just wrong,” Dr. Rajendra Kale said. “I’m convinced we need to do something."

When being a Canadian...

2012-01-17T23:15:00.002-05:00

...simply isn't enough...

"As the spouse of a French citizen, Mulcair, who was born in Ottawa, was entitled to apply for French citizenship himself."

And, predictably... Mulcair & company turn this into a diatribe against the PM.

More malarkey from those same folks who apparently can't differentiate a medical clinic from a seedy Chinatown bordello.

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RELATED: A little bit of Hi-Jacking?

The New Democrats unleashed what former party member Lise St-Denis has called an "immoral" robocall campaign that last week paralyzed her parliamentary and constituency office phone lines for two days.

So much for all that talk of a new civility.

Perhaps the actual headline should be...

2012-01-17T07:00:00.001-05:00

...what reasonable person wouldn't be?Raving madman at the wheel... imminent nuclear weapons capability... what's not to like, huh?

"In my judgment, these are people who have a particular, you know, fanatically religious worldview, and their statements imply to me no hesitation of using nuclear weapons if they see them achieving their religious or political purposes."

Sounds pretty straightforward to me.

Of course, what does the mainstream media do?

That's right... turn it into a shot at the PM.

Yet again, the Libertine Party of Canada...

2012-01-16T00:01:00.003-05:00

...lays claim to the "higher" ground...Just something else to ponder the next time you're sitting anxiously on the edge of the living room couch at two in the morning... waiting for your teenager to waft through the door...

"And after the resolution on marijuana today, it’s going to be a group of even happier people in the Liberal party," said Mr. Rae.

I guess it's a liberal thing... remember Dalton McGuinty's foray into primary school sex education?
Say... doesn't Dalton also have some pretty enlightened drug policies?

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RELATED: Ghost of "liberal values" past

Are you an eco-gourmand?

2012-01-14T15:45:00.000-05:00

Pest controller Paul Parker moved from Newcastle to the south of England to trap grey squirrels to provide restaurants.

"If I was getting 100, they would take 100 each and every day, the demand is so high."

"They are sold as soon as they hit the counter."

So what's next...

2012-01-14T00:30:00.002-05:00

...seizure of any Dodge Neon... that sports a wing or hood scoop?

Just before Christmas, owners of certain firearms were informed by letter that their rifles had been reclassified as prohibited weapons in Canada and they must be turned over to police officials.

Failure to comply would mean the weapons would be taken by force and the owners thrown in jail. The reason for the change: The rifle looks scary.

The Armi Jager AP-80 is a .22-calibre rimfire rifle that looks like the AK-47, the Soviet-era military rifle. The fact is the AP-80 doesn’t work like the AK-47, fires a vastly smaller round than the AK-47 and has no parts that are interchangeable with the AK-47.

I guess throwing more resources at chasing actual criminals is just too much work.

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RELATED: Land of the brave...

...home of the... wait a minute...

She was handcuffed, arrested, and now faces three and a half years in jail for firearms possession – for the crime of being unaware that the Second Amendment does not apply in New York City.

(via ffof)

Owww, owww, owww...

2012-01-13T08:00:00.000-05:00

...my head hurts...

Ask a Liberal Cabinet Minister

2012-01-12T10:45:00.000-05:00

Look who wouldn't recognise the "high road" if they had to plow it themselves...Making Daddy Dalton proud... yet again...

" • TORONTO • Ten people – most of them teenagers – die within 10 days on northern highways."

"And apparently, it’s all Mike Harris’s fault."

I can't believe Chiarelli didn't toss in a reference to Dick Cheney or the CIA.

Now, I'll admit I'm no religious scholar...

2012-01-12T06:00:00.004-05:00

...but please, somebody show me that shura... you know... where the Prophet doesn't give a cockroach's crap about teenage girls having pre-marital sex..."Not a big concern", huh?

Seriously?

Thing is, Toobs, call me a prude... and hey, never mind religion... I find condoms littering my teen's domestic landscape, I'm guessin' the only phrase I'm NOT gonna be wearing out is... "Hey, sweetie... no big deal".

Like findin' a stash of pills in your kid's sock drawer... this is something most parents (Muslim, Christian, vegetable, mineral...) are gonna address a little more seriously than, say... eating all your greens before we pull out the Ben & Jerrys'.

Say, wait a sec... where's dear ol' dad in all this? He's cool with it too, right? 'Cos there's that special bond between... wait a minute...
Okay... I guess we're calling that a "no".

And, you know... I'm not having any trouble knowing exactly what's in the man's heart.

Then again, Tooba... it's not like you're actually fooling anyone.

Well... besides yourself.

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RELATED: Always nice to see...

...multiculturalism in full bloom...

"Chilling Allegation made by Mama Shafia that the police threatened to torture her son if she didn't fess up!"

Another little tactic straight out of the captured terrorist handbook.

I'm shocked.

I get Clinton & Marc Rich... a huge payoff

2012-01-11T15:45:00.001-05:00

But, seriously... somebody explain this to me...

Altogether, Gov. Haley Barbour of Mississippi granted 203 full pardons over his two terms, including 17 to convicted murderers.

The news that another five had gained full pardons, and were released on Sunday, angered victims’ families, who said they were not consulted beforehand.

Friends like this... who needs the IMF?

2012-01-11T07:45:00.000-05:00

Our modern world...

While Italy's new prime minister sweats to fix Italy's dire economic situation and Italians are hit with increased taxes, there are some in Italy who are doing just fine in the country.

A report released today by an Italian employers association states that organized crime is the biggest business in Italy generating an annual turnover of 140 billion Euros.

Ask a Liberal Cabinet Minister

2012-01-10T15:45:00.000-05:00

Obscene, out-of-control spending of three successive McGuinty governments... where you gonna start?

• QUEENS PARK • “It really came down to priorities,” Brad Duguid, Minister of Economic Development and Innovation, said in an interview on Monday.

Priorities, Brad?

You mean like...

"Crack addicts in Ottawa will continue receiving clean, free crack pipes next year. The Ontario government agreed to fund the program even though the city doesn't support it anymore."

Or...

The Canadian Human Rights Commission... CJOH, the CTV affiliate in Ottawa... is reporting that Ontario Health Minister George Smitherman is going to re-establish taxpayer funded sex-change operations.

Don't look at me... I didn't vote for him.

In other "Don't need a Weatherman" news...

2012-01-10T11:45:00.002-05:00

Yeah, lemme look into my crystal ball...

Asked if constituents in her riding voted for her or the NDP leader, Ms. St-Denis replied bluntly: • "They voted for Jack Layton. Jack Layton is dead." •

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UPDATE: Changing headlines midstream...

...yeah, let's hold that Mulcair thing...

Mr. Rae said he is unaware whether Ms. St-Denis’s defection is the start of a movement or an isolated event.

I dunno, Bob... I'm just wondering whether the people of St-Maurice–Champlain might want an MP who actually lives in the area.

The 71-year-old said she has yet to decide whether she will take up a permanent residence in St-Maurice–Champlain, the riding long held by former Liberal leader Jean Chrétien.

I do get it, though... I guess Ms. St-Denis doesn't want to be too far from her oncologist.

And Audie Murphy wept

2012-01-10T07:45:00.000-05:00

"However, if the charges against King are true — that she was a shabby paper tiger who never should have gotten the job — the MSM will work tightly with the Army to keep this story out of the public eye."

"For the Army, the appointment is an embarrassing example of stupid; for the media, it’s a glaring failure in their affirmative action world view."

From the folks who brought you...

2012-01-10T00:01:00.000-05:00

...Emperor Iggy the First...