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IT'S WAY PAST TIME TO GO FULL 'ROOFTOP KOREAN'...

2026-11-01T13:00:00.000-05:00

-- "Shopkeepers in Paris are stocking up on iron bars, batons, tear gas canisters, pepper spray, and baseball bats, in anticipation of more mob violence and looting as they no longer trust that the police will adequately protect them." --

SORRY KIDS... PHYSICS JUST DON'T GIVE A F@CK ABOUT YOU...

2026-11-01T12:45:00.000-05:00

-- "Ontario Provincial Police say no seatbelts was a factor in the deaths of two 19-year-old men and two younger girls. The single-vehicle crash came after the vehicle left the roadway, struck a guardrail and entered a ravine outside of Guelph early Saturday morning." --

This didn't have to end up this way... an object lesson for all of their friends.

THE NEW NORMAL...

-- "A 40-year-old woman who has two previous DUI arrests, is facing another impaired driving charge following a three-vehicle crash in Etobicoke on Sunday." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #31/2026...

2026-11-01T00:01:00.000-04:00

-- "A woman was killed during a stabbing in North York on Saturday, according to Toronto Police. The suspect and victim were known to each other and that the suspect took his own life at the scene. No other details were released." --

I'm so old, I remember when people just got divorced.

NO BIGGIE... I'M SURE THE CARNEY LIBERALS ARE ON TOP OF IT...

2026-10-31T17:00:00.000-04:00

-- "Nunavut Education Minister David Akeeagok said he isn’t worried about the number of unqualified teachers in classrooms, even though it has almost doubled in five years. Akeeagok attributes the steady increase to the teacher shortage across the country." --

Also Nunavut.

NEED AN ARGUMENT AGAINST INTER-GENERATIONAL COUSIN MARRIAGE?

2026-10-31T12:30:00.000-04:00

-- "Ihab Jamil Abu Taqiya, a squad commander in Hamas’s military wing who held 8-year-old Irish-Israeli girl Emily Hand hostage was eliminated by an IDF airstrike on the Nuseirat area in Gaza. The same wave of strikes also k!lled platoon commander Ibrahim Gihad Muhammad Abu Oshaiba." --

WHILE MARX CARNAGE IS STILL CONFISCATING OUR LEGAL, REGISTERED GUNS...

2026-10-31T10:45:00.000-04:00

-- "Toronto Police have identified 23-year-old Daijohn Anthony Richards as one of three suspects wanted on a Canada-wide warrant in the violent Bridle Path home invasion that left members of the Morton family with life-altering injuries. Police also revealed that Richards had been shot in the right shoulder by one of his accomplices." --

Hmmm, that srrms like a clue... dumped at an ER minutes after the home invasion...

-- "Officers did not arrest Richards because they had not yet established reasonable grounds linking him to the home invasion. He was discharged from hospital 'late Thursday morning' and remains at large." --

Meanwhile... no gun, no problem...

-- "A woman was seriously injured during a stabbing at Bathurst Street and Finch Avenue in North York on Saturday." --

THE USUAL, WELL...YOU KNOW...

2026-10-31T00:01:00.000-04:00

-- "Toronto Police have arrested and charged 34-year-old Kadeem Anderson-Binns in connection with an aggravated assault in Scarborough that left the victim with life-threatening injuries. Police had previously Vincent Lewis, 31, in the same case." --

Yup... the guys with the way-cool names.

MOVE TO A SMALL TOWN THEY SAID...

2026-10-30T14:00:00.000-04:00

-- "A 66-year-old male in Clarington was injured during a violent carjacking in broad daylight on Thursday at approximately 3 pm involving 'five to six masked males' brandishing handguns." --

The guys with the way-cool names strike again.

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE... RECLAIMING BRITAIN...

2026-10-30T13:00:00.000-04:00

-- "Hampshire and Isle of Wight Constabulary estimated that between 500 and 550 people attended across the two events. The demonstrations passed without incident and no arrests were made." --

KORANIMAL KRACKERS... THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'B.C.' MEN...

2026-10-30T12:05:00.000-04:00

-- "Abdul Aziz Kawam, who was 31 at the time, has been sentenced to more than 16 years in prison for slashing a bus passenger's throat in Surrey, B.C., in 2023. RCMP said Kawam had 'pledged allegiance to Abu Al-Hussaini Al-Quraishi — leader of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria at the time.'" --

Whoa... somebody's been swigging the Koranic Koolade...

-- "George Dolhai, the federal prosecution service's Director of Public Prosecutions it was 'an attack on all Canadians, including Canadian Muslims.'" --

Someone please explain to me why this terrorist nutjob ever gets to see the light of day again.

SEEMS IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

2026-10-30T12:01:00.000-04:00

-- "Kadeem Francis, 36, who hails from Toronto’s Jane and Finch neighbourhood is accused of killing fellow inmate Devon Paskimin at the Beaver Creek jail in Gravenhurst jail last weekend. Francis has an extensive criminal background including beating a Mississauga man to death in a park near Belleville in 2010 and a violent home invasion robbery in Kingston." --

In other tales of diversity/strength...

-- "Mohamed Khalif Jire, 27, of Toronto, has been charged with the sexual assault of a minor and forcible confinement in a Dixon Road and Wincott Drive underground underground garage." --

And there's this guy.

NORK PORK

2026-10-30T10:00:00.000-04:00

-- "'An attacker moved approximately USD 6.36 billion out of Binance wallets on ten blockchains, most of it in about 20 minutes,' TRM said. That would make the hack the largest cryptocurrency theft on record — surpassing the massive $1.5 billion that was stolen when the Bybit exchange was targeted last year, also pinned on North Korea." --

WHEN TORONTO COPS SAY 'NO SHOOTER DESCRIPTIONS'... THEY ARE FLAT OUT LYING...

2026-10-30T00:05:00.000-04:00

-- "Mac Group CEO David Morton, wife Doriana Zohil-Morton, and daughters Cristina and Maggie, suffered 'life altering injuries' in the Bridle Path home invasion. David, Cristina and Maggie were shot by intruders while Doriana received wounds from a hammer. The family did have security cameras in the house and the footage was handed over to Toronto Police." --

All four Mortons are involved in the family business.

NOTA BENE: Behold the state of Olivia Chow's socialist paradise...

-- "So far this year Toronto Police have investigated more than 115 home invasions." --

UPDATE SHOCKER: Toronto cops just used the 'B' word

THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'WOODBRIDGE' MEN...

2026-10-30T00:01:00.000-04:00

-- "Mother, grandmother and popular teacher at an Africentric Alternative school in Toronto, Estella Wheeler was found by police on March 6, 2024 at her residence, suffering from more than 60 stab wounds. 'Estella was the problem, not me,' her husband testified when asked by the Crown what happened." --

It's apparently all about courtesy...

-- "Keona Hampton, 23, will spend the next 30 years in the slammer for fatally shooting a woman who had accused her of not saying thank you for holding the door." --

In other diversity/strength news.

And there's this.

WHY CAN'T WE BE MORE LIKE AFRICA... SAYS NO ONE, EVER...

2026-10-29T09:30:00.000-04:00

Two community health workers in the eastern Congo were attacked mob armed with clubs and machetes on Friday. One of the health workers, a well-known and experienced male nurse, was killed in the machete attack. The other, a teacher, was seriously injured but escaped. Mobs in the eastern Congo have become violent when hospitals refuse to give back the infected corpses of dead Ebola victims for traditional burials.

It gets better... by which I mean worse.

Meanwhile... back in Nelson Mandela's socialist paradise.

NOBODY'S LAUGHING AT PREPPERS ANYMORE...

2026-10-29T09:00:00.000-04:00

-- "Around the world, governments are increasingly advising their citizens to have provisions in the case of an emergency such as war, extreme weather and cybersecurity threats." --

You know what they say... we're all 'Nine meals away from anarchy.'

ISN'T THAT NEAR WHERE THAT AUBREY GRAHAM DUDE LIVES?

2026-10-29T06:45:00.000-04:00

-- "Two people are in critical condition and two others were hospitalized following a shooting at a a residence on Hyde Park Circle in Toronto’s Bridle Path neighbourhood. Three suspects fled in an SUV, but no suspect descriptions were provided." --

According to Toronto Police data, there have been 112 home invasions in 2026. That is a 47.4 per cent increase compared to the same period last year.

UPDATE: 'Professional' journalist Codi Wilson teases her readers...

-- “The current owner of the house is a lovely lady. She is so community-minded, so pleasant, affable, with two daughters." --

Police say it is being investigated as a home invasion. A father and two of his adult daughters were shot during the struggle.

UPDATE2: That's some coincidence...

-- A few minutes later, at 4:19 a.m., a man attended St. Joseph’s Hospital at The Queensway and Parkside Dr. with non-life-threatening gunshot wounds. Police have not said if there is a relation between this and what transpired at the Bridal Path." --

Just watched the Toronto Police press conference which featured not one,the but two male Black officers standing directly behind the woman speaking. The TPS has a habit of matching the ethnicity of any offenders with a proverbial 'good guy' in their dog & pony shows, as some sort of good guy offset.

So, in the absence of physical suspect descriptions, take from that what you will.

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

2026-10-28T14:45:00.000-04:00

-- "Toronto man Randy Mills, 45, is wanted on a total of 21 charges, including assault with a weapon, two counts of break and enter, four counts of assault, two counts of mischief, uttering threats, theft under $5,000 and 10 counts of disobeying a lawful court order. Police allege Mills broke into a person’s residence at Kingston Road and Woodbine Avenue and assaulted them on Wednesday." --

Meanwhile... in other diversity/strength news.

"IF WE TOLD YOU THEIR NAMES... YOU'D SAY WE WERE RACIST, SO NO"...

2026-10-28T12:05:00.000-04:00

-- "Toronto Police say they have arrested 44 people, laying 187 charges, and seized a large quantity of ammunition, firearms, and drugs following a months-long investigation dubbed Project Matrix." --

Yup... it's a big hairy-ball secret...

-- "'As these cases are before the courts, further identifying information is not being released,' 55 Division’s Major Crime Unit said in a news release." --

Meanwhile... in other diversity/strength news.

HONESTLY... THAT'S GOTTA BE THE MOST INEFFICIENT GENOCIDE I'VE EVER SEEN...

2026-10-28T12:01:00.000-04:00

-- "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's bloc is currently expected to enter the Knesset with 53 seats, the Central Elections Committee announced on Wednesday morning after almost five million votes were counted." --

Say... how many Israelis are running in Palestine elections?

-- "The latest results by the CEC put 19 seats in the Arab parties, with the Joint List having 12 seats and Ra'am having seven seats in the next Knesset." --

Muslims around the world... an ongoing series...

-- "Serbian police said the unidentified man, a minor, who shouted Allahu Akbar, or 'God is great' in Arabic, was shot dead just after midnight." --

And...

-- "Mohammed Tauseef Mumtaz, then 25, who helped his family murder his six-month pregnant wife because they believed she was possessed by an evil spirit has been released from prison. Mumtaz claimed Naila had tried to strangle herself after becoming 'possessed' and had suffocated herself by putting her hand into her mouth." --

YOUR CBC ONCE AGAIN EXPOSES THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE...

2026-10-28T10:00:00.000-04:00

-- "Indigenous academics say a difficult work environment, poor treatment and racism at the University of Ottawa, and a lack of effort to address those problems, has led multiple promising Indigenous scholars to quit. The year-long CBC investigation revealed one long-serving Métis professor who called himself 'a wounded soldier' and the environment 'toxic.'" --

Apparently the colonial oppressor university slave-master agrees...

University President and Vice-Chancellor Marie-Eve Sylvestre called the complaints 'a reminder that we have so much more to do.'" --

Big Aboriginal gets it's 'Lawyer On.'

Hey, whatever you do... don't bring up SCHRÖDINGER’S GRAVES ™.

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN CANADA HAD A MORAL COMPASS...

2026-10-28T00:05:00.000-04:00

-- "Qatar and Turkey are two of the world’s only countries to maintain diplomatic relations with the terrorist group Hamas. Both countries have problems with modern slavery. And the newest thing Qatar and Turkey now share in common is that in 2026 they both received their first bilateral visit from a sitting Canadian Prime Minister." --

CANADA'S 'NEW ENTREPRENEURS' ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE THOSE WAY-COOL NAMES...

2026-10-28T00:01:00.000-04:00

-- "Durham Regional Police officers arrested Cambridge man Terran Miller, 23, after he made gold jewellery purchases with counterfeit money. Victims suffered a combined financial loss of more than $27,000. Investigators say Miller faces similar offences in eight other regions across the province." --

But he's out on bail anyway.

Seems they're always looking for the easy way.

It could be worse, I suppose.

NOTHING A LITTLE SWEATLODGE WON'T FIX... RIGHT?

2026-10-27T23:45:00.000-04:00

-- "Justice Steven Bilodeau sentenced Shaye Riley Bird, 23, to 18 months in jail — 14 months for the assault and another four months for the bail breach to be served consecutively — tripling the recommendation from defence and Crown lawyers, while noting 'it is no small thing' to reject their joint submission." --

SOMEONE REMIND ME... WHAT DID MARK CARNEY SAY ABOUT 'MUSLIM VALUES?'

2026-10-27T13:00:00.000-04:00

-- "A CBC News investigation has pinpointed a dozen politically-motivated gun-for-hire shootings that targeted synagogues, a school and businesses in the Greater Toronto Area that appear to have been financed by the Iranian government. The gun-for-hire model, where shootings are arranged via encrypted apps and intermediaries, provides several layers of separation between the client and the criminal." --

And in other diversity/strength news.