Jack of All Trades

Stealth Fighting Technique #1 - The Belgian Takedown

2011-06-28T14:55:00.000-07:00

After the recent post about fighting, I would like to show you all another way of fighting:stealth. It's very effective, but can only be used in certain occasions (in which the opponent is particularly vulnerable). Luckily, right after performing the fighting technique I published earlier would be a pretty good time to use this. Here's a simple move that works quite well:

Good luck!
I do not endorse or support any forms of violence or law breaking, and do not intend this information to be used in an illegal manner. I do not take responsibility for any crimes or injuries done regarding this.

Fighting Technique #1

2011-06-28T14:44:00.000-07:00

So let's say you're in a low-grade fight, no lives at stake, no master fighters involved, just one-on-one normal fighting. Most people think the winner is the one who is the the strongest, the fastest, etc. This is not true. The winner is the one who is the smartest. A weak man with a strategy will almost always beat a strong man with no mind. Though most effective fighting must be done instinctively, here is one technique to fall back on if need be.

Wait for the first punch, DO NOT STRIKE FIRST. This leaves you both accountable and open for counterattacks. Just wait. Aggravate them if necessary, but be patient. They will strike.
When the punch come grab the wrist of the opponent on the arm he is punching you with. You may also grab the fist itself, since it is easier to grab, but it is harder to hold on to (especially if you have smaller hands).
Keep a firm grip, and twist the arm back around the person, and, while moving behind the person, move the wrist to the back. Do this in a fast but controlled motion.
If you can hold on, pull them closer, and knee them behind their kneecaps. If done right and with enough force, it will bring them down. DO NOT LET THEM DROP YET. They will recover faster than needed.
Quickly move both arms to their stomach (where their diaphragm is, if you are familiar), and press down towards your body with as much force as you can.
LET GO. They will drop to the ground and will not get up for quite some time if done right.
They are now in the most vulnerable position they can be in. Take advantage of that. If they are knocked out and you are done, leave them alone. If not, improvise. At this point, it'd be pretty hard to screw up.

Following this guideline should give you a good basis on how to fight effectively. You may need to change your plan on the go depending on the situation, and this is not guaranteed to work every time, especially if you do not practice this.
I do not endorse or support any forms of violence or law breaking, and do not intend this information to be used in an illegal manner. I do not take responsibility for any crimes or injuries done regarding this.

How To Hide Your Files

2011-06-28T13:21:00.000-07:00

Got some "embarrassing" pictures on your laptop? Have a family-shared computer, but still want you privacy? Are you the kind of guy that does things not strictly legal? It's fine buddy, Uncle Jack understands. And I'm here to make sure no one ever finds what you've got stashed on your rig. In short, this method will combine a .rar file with an image file that is still fully viewable.

You'll need:

a decoy image file (it doesn't matter what it is) (for this, we'll call it "image.jpg")

a .rar containing files to hide (we'll call it "secret.rar")

command prompt (we'll call it "command prompt")

Steps:

Put your decoy image (image.jpg) and the .rar file you want to hide (secret.rar) in the some folder. In this case, we'll use c:\
Open up a command prompt (go to start>run, type cmd, and press enter)
On the black screen type cd c:\ and hit enter (if using another folder, replace c:\ with the full path)
Type: copy /b image.jpg + secret.rar new.jpg and hit enter (new.jpg is the output file with the hidden .rar file in it. you should type it in the same format as the decoy (.jpg). if it was a .png, you would use .png for both)
Done! If you double click new.jpg, the image will show up like normal, but if you right click it and open it with winrar (or another .rar program), you can get to your hidden files.

Happy hiding!

How To Make a Paper Look Longer

2011-06-28T12:53:00.000-07:00

We all want to do as much as we can, while working as little as possible. It's human nature. But what about those pesky papers? Those essays won't write themselves, and I sure don't want to do it. But I suck it up, and start typing. Of course, that doesn't mean I can't type smarter than everyone else and put no effort into it! And now, you can too, using these simple methods:

Increase you font size to 12.5. You'll have to manually go to the font size number, type 12.5, and hit enter.

Move your left and right margin in 1/8 of an inch.

Increase the font size of your punctuation to font size 14.

Change the spacing from 2 to 2.1 (or more, if you think you can get away with it)

Write out every word you can manage. (Write "I am" instead of "I'm")

It's simple stuff, but it works like a charm. As long as you don't get too cocky, no one will ever know. Except me, but we got each others' backs, right?

Don't Touch "system32!"

2011-06-28T12:30:00.000-07:00

I'd like to start this blog with something most of us have come across, and at least half of you have somehow screwed up. You know who you are. I'm sure you have some grand excuse, like "Oh, I was just trying to speed up my computer!" or "Everyone said it was useless!", but please, for the love of God, DON'T TOUCH SYSTEM 32! Don't even look at it! If you so much as delete one thing, YOUR COMPUTER WILL DIE. If you really want to speed up your computer, clear some space, or get a good antivirus (Malwarebytes), but LEAVE SYSTEM 32 ALONE.