The Daily Grime

Stick to Chicken Fingers

2009-10-13T13:45:00.000-07:00

photo courtesy of k.rodriguez

"Dickfingers, get your dickfingers!" This graffiti art makes us cringe. The aged and skinny image looks like that of a 90 year old. Looks like the Hopeless Graffiti Artist has moved up from sharpies to graffiti pens but still hasn't gotten over that weird penis obsession. Give it up!

Banana & Split

2009-10-12T10:40:00.000-07:00

photo courtesy of v. diez

Sometimes you just don't have enough time in the day to sit down for a meal. It saddens us to think that this person did have enough time to sit down for a meal (even if it was at the library), but didn't have the time to take it to the garbage can. Not only is it gross that this person had a banana and split, but it is disgusting to think of how long that banana has been there for (see brown marks on banana skin). The photographer of this picture also claims that there were bugs flying around. Gross..enough said.

The American Dream

2009-10-08T19:43:00.000-07:00

photo courtesy of f.manes

We are literally obsessed with this picture. There are too many ridiculous, tacky things going on for us to comment on so we are just going to make a list of things for you to take notice of:

-girl in the black bikini doing her sexy dance & raising her cup, showing us she is drinking

-the girl to the left of the bikini babe who volunteered to be the only contestant in a wet shirt contest

-the sleeze hosing her down and biting his lip

-the girl to the right showing moral support and offering words of encouragement

-the crowd of guys in the foreground enjoying the show

-the American flag waving proudly

This picture made The Daily Grime's favorite submission along with Too Old, Too Grimey!

Sad Saturday

2009-10-05T08:11:00.000-07:00

photo courtesy of a.del valle

There is nothing like getting wasted, surrounded by good company at a college apartment complex's pool party on a beautiful Saturday. It is too bad for this guy that he only accomplished the getting wasted part and couldn't make\find any friends to complete the perfect day. It pains me to write that not a soul at the pool knew this wasted Willy. It is possible that he decided to drink away his problem of not having any friends which resulted in him being passed out, alone. Who do you think has a better chance of making a new BFF: Paris Hilton or this guy? We'll let you decide..(see poll to the right)

Curb Side Pick Up

2009-10-02T10:47:00.000-07:00

photo courtesy of a.pantin

This photo gives new meaning to the phrase "dine and dash." Apparently someone just couldn't start their morning without their bowl of Wheaties. And what goes best with Wheaties? a cigarette, of course. This person definitely knows how to get a healthy start to their day. They were even kind enough to leave the bowl, spoon, and half smoked cigarette for a homeless to enjoy. This just goes to show you that one man's trash is most certainly another man's treasure.

Grimey with a Hint of Class

2009-09-30T12:44:00.000-07:00

photo courtesy of c.diez

We've given you various pictures of people walking around without shoes, but this girl takes out foot fetish to new heights. We realize that fun, bright colors are in style this season but this is unacceptable. Not only is green a horrendous color to use as nail polish but when placed on feet it gives the illusion of toe fungus. We have to commend this girl for not having them chipped though because if you're going to for goblin green polish, keep it fresh. As for describing that lovely toe ring, we'll leave that to your imagination..

2 girls, 1 bar

2009-09-29T13:34:00.000-07:00

What is better than a drunk girl dancing on a bar? Two drunk girls dancing on a bar. What is better than two drunk girls dancing on a bar? Two drunk lesbians grinding on a bar. These girls definitely look like they're ready for some action. One of them even got a head start and took her shirt off. She better find her shirt quick though, because someone is going to have to call 911 ASAP..not because these two girls are steamy hot, but because the girl in red is about to choke on that lollipop that (she thought) made her oh-so-sexy. So much for that..

Mini Miami Heat Stroke

2009-09-28T11:01:00.000-07:00

I was in Miami a couple weekends ago and discovered this lady catching up on sleep in her Mini Cooper. There's nothing wrong with sleeping but when you're sleeping in your car on a hot Miami day with the engine off is when this dreaming damsel becomes material for The Daily Grime. Without a single window creaked open, I'm daring to say she is going to be one soggy pup when she gets out of the car. "The Miami heat can't be beat" doesn't only pertain to the basketball team, and this girl is about to find that out when she sees her pancake pits.

Clean Shoes, Dirty Feet

2009-09-24T10:21:00.000-07:00

Not only was this girl drunk out of her mind, but she decided to take her shoes off. Ok, so someone walking around without shoes isn't something new to us but what is is the fact that she decided to take them off and stand in the dirt! Let me make it clear that there was a paved sidewalk directly in front of her. I only wish I was able to capture the rocks, dirt, rusty nails, wrist band tape, and cigarette butts between her toes. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say those were some new shoes she didn't want to get dirty. Congrats girl, your shoes are clean but that may have come at the cost of Hepatitis. Bummer..

Condolences to the Custodian

2009-09-23T09:11:00.000-07:00

photo courtesy of a.pantin

If you have ever been to a bar in a college town then you know things can get pretty wild and when things get wild, they get messy. Apparently no one cared to pass the message on that this toilet was broken. I'm not going to go and describe the contents of the toilet because I may end up taking a picture of the vomit that came out of my mouth onto computer. This is just nasty and the so-called "girls" who used this bathroom should be ashamed of themselves! My condolences go out to the custodian who has to clean this...Stay in school kids because having to clean this mess is definitely not cool.

No Potatoes on this Couch

2009-09-22T11:53:00.000-07:00

This may be the grossest couch I have ever laid eyes upon. The once beautiful beige color it had is completely gone and has been replaced with black stains and marks. I don't know what happened to this couch but I almost feel bad for this inanimate object. How does something that was once an exquisite piece of furniture end up looking like this? I guess there is no wondering why this couch is on the side of the street next to a garbage can. Ps. Which do you think is filthier\has more diseases: this couch or a prostitute? I may have to go with the couch on this one..

Men's Bathroom Bore

2009-09-21T21:05:00.000-07:00

Being a grime seeker isn't easy and quite often requires going to great lengths to discover material. I ventured into the men's bathroom at a bar one night after asking if it was empty. I was expecting to find some urine on the floor or some repulsive site. The most I found was large print spelling out "PENIS." This could be the lamest word to be written on the wall of a men's bathroom and is probably the product of some drunk,frat guy that thinks his doing was "fucking hilarious, bro." And if this picture were taken in the same city as the Hopeless Graffitti Artist, I'd venture to say that this fray boy still hasn't learned his lesson about penis drawings and sharpies :(

Driving Dirty

2009-09-17T11:03:00.000-07:00

No matter how dirty your car is, there is always a dirtier one out there cruising the streets..and here's the proof. This car is so dirty that the owner left the door open to air out the cabin! So the next time you think you're driving dirty,don't feel bad about yourself..chances are, it's probably not this bad(and if it is, get to the nearest car wash asap)!

Couldn't Get Enough of Gag Girl?

2009-09-16T09:09:00.001-07:00

Here is a picture of GG (gag girl) prior to her bar nap. This time her friend seems to be somewhat concerned. Looks like GG not only lost her sobriety, but those sunglasses on her head and her purse as well. If you take a glance at the previous post (Door Gag Girl Found) you can see that her purse and sunglasses are nowhere in site. I'm sure she doesn't have to worry about someone stealing them though. Who wants a purse filled with vomit? Not any one I know and most certainly not me..and I am a grime seeker. As for the sunglasses, I think it is safe to assume that those are way too close to her mouth to be clean. So no worries G.G., your glasses and bag are safe so long as they're barfy.

ps. sweet dreams

Door Gag Girl Found

2009-09-15T13:38:00.000-07:00

This girl was completely passed out on the bar for a good 5-10 minutes. I typically don't like to point fingers, but I think it's safe to say we found the culprit of the disgusting door handle act. I almost felt bad for her and I was going to help her until I realized that she very well could have been the gag girl. This picture should serve as a lesson to girls around the world: don't take naps on the bar and keep your food and alcohol intake to a sustainable level or you'll end up like this girl...alone on a bar and the scapegoat for a gross door handle.

Disgusting Door Handle Ahead

2009-09-14T08:12:00.000-07:00

I was at a bar on Saturday night and headed for a quick bathroom break when I encountered this door handle. At first glance it may look like an ordinary handle, but you're wrong. As I pulled my arm out of my pocket and reached for the door handle I heard a girl scream "STOP! Don't touch that!" I was a little confused because she had her arm stretched out all the way with a disgusted look on her face. She proceeded to to say "some drunk bitch threw up on the door handle and I touched it!" As I squealed at the site of vomit on the door handle I could only think of two things: 1) thank you random girl for saving me from the horrible experience you just had and 2) thank you God for sending me this marvelous piece of grime.

Grimey Grammar

2009-09-11T14:49:00.000-07:00

This may not be a picture of a floozy forty year old or of some grotesque graffiti, but the grammar on this billboard is so idiotic that it made the cut. Apparently the hicks of this antique mall spent all their money on advertising and couldn't spare a couple extra bucks for a spell check. They may be Marion County's largest antique mall, but they also take the cake for Marion County's largest typo.

Parent's Worst Nightmare

2009-09-08T15:49:00.000-07:00

This girl is a prime example of why parents shouldn't keep their kids locked in a closet all of their high school career. She is so drunk that she doesn't even realize those two guys she is grinding on, are not grinding on her. It is almost as if these two guys don't even notice the girl and are having a conversation. I bet that went something like, "damn this bitch is faded" while the other one just laughed at this girl's too tight dress and not so tight dance moves. Regardless of what these two men are actually doing, it is probably safe to say that this girl should practice her dancing facials in the mirror prior to heading out.

Hopeless Graffiti Artist

2009-09-03T10:51:00.000-07:00

There is not much I can really say about this piece of "art." I snapped this picture while walking home from school today. I'm not really sure why this penis has FSU tattooed on it or why that poor, little stick figure man is its target. All I can say is that this graffiti artist isn't going to prevail in the graffiti game if he keeps drawing penises everywhere with a sharpie...gross!

Too old, too grimey

2009-09-02T17:50:00.000-07:00

Some girls love the thrill that comes with dancing on a bar. This lady, who was well over 40, decided to get in touch with her younger,wild side and do just that. Dancing on a bar not grimey enough for you? No worries, her good friend was right behind her making sure we got to see the middle aged woman's no-panty-wearing legs spread over the bar. This just goes to show us that no matter how old you are, you're never too old to get grimey..

Take notes, not naps

2009-09-02T16:00:00.000-07:00

Seems like FSU has a lot of these barefoot bandits prowling all over campus. Honestly, I feel bad for this girl. I have a feeling she is going to have a pretty bad day being that she had to wake up for an 8AM class, decided to take a nap in class, and will eventually be woken up with a dirty foot to the face that most likely has some sort of crusty bottom or stench. Best wishes to you snoozing seminole..

Chili's Canoodlers

2009-09-02T15:55:00.001-07:00

I was finishing my meal at Chili's when I saw this couple at the bar going at it. I realize that sometimes you want to show some love to your significant other but the Chili's bar is NOT the right place.. I guess for some, nothing says 'i love you' more than a make out on a sticky bar counter. cheers, love birds!

Barefoot Bus Boy

2009-09-02T11:56:00.001-07:00

I caught this boy catching a ride on the FSU bus barefoot.. I guess I'd hop on the bus too if I didn't have shoes but nonetheless, unacceptable and gross!