tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50482282590411052662024-10-31T23:41:59.975-07:00A lot's of jokes Hindi, English , Engineer, Medical, Special, Husband-wife, Teacher-student jokes. latest jokes,latest sms, Jokes, AwesomeJokes.in, shayari, shareable short jokes, friendship jokes, girls boys jokes, holi SMS, Diwali, Funny Jokes, Share-able Jokes, girls-boysUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger172125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-13447873007525390472013-11-06T08:33:00.000-08:002013-11-06T08:33:02.010-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">A Taxi Passenger Touched The</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Driver On The Shoulder To Ask Him</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">a Question.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">The Driver Screamed, Lost Control</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Of The Car, Nearly Hit a Bus, Went</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Up On The Footpath &amp; Stopped</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Few Centimeters Far From a Shop</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Window.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">4 a Second, Everything Went Quiet<br />In The Cab. Then, The Driver Said:<br />"Look Buddy! Don't Ever Do That<br />Again, u Scared Me.</span><br /> <a name='more'></a><br />The Passenger Apologized And<br />Said: "I Didn't Realize That a Little<br />Touch Would Scare You SoMuch...<br /><br />Driver Replied: "Sorry, It's Not<br />Really Your Fault. Today Is my 1st<br />Day As a Cab Driver. I've Been<br />Driving a Van Carrying Dead Bodies<br />Frm The Last 25 Years, so i thought that dead body iz touching me</div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-19859706608691529202013-07-31T10:38:00.000-07:002013-07-31T10:38:40.356-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.<br /> Lady Next To Him- What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher.<br /> <br /> Man- I'm Celebrating.<br /> <br /> Lady- Me too.<br /> <br /> Man- What A Coincidence.<br /> <br /> Why are you Celebrating?<br /> <br /> Lady- My Husband &amp; I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby..<br /> <br /> Today I'm Pregnant.<br /> <br /> Man- What A Coincidence<br /> <br /> I Am A Farmer From 4 Yrs My Hens Were Infertile, Today All Laying Eggs<br /> <br /> Lady- Wow How Did That Happen?<br /> <br /> Man- I Used A Different Cock .<br /> <br /> Lady SMILED &amp; Said<br /> <br /> WHAT A COINCIDENCE !</div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-69814302991039081982013-07-05T07:31:00.000-07:002013-07-05T07:31:00.296-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhnachor<br /> diya...<br /> Wah Wah..<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne parna chor<br /> diya..<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> CID KA ACP tha toilet me..<br /> Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod diya..<br /> Hahahahah Thoko Lyk.....</div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-55489507449983662562013-07-03T02:25:00.000-07:002013-07-03T02:25:00.375-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Why does needle of magnetic<br /> compass always point towards<br /> North??? . .<br /> Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the<br /> South and no one has guts to point<br /> at him!!!</div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-17564310935369398192013-06-29T02:08:00.000-07:002013-06-29T02:08:00.167-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Once Rajnikanth joined the Indian Army.<br /> Guess what happened....?<br /> ....<br /> ........<br /> ...<br /> .......<br /> ..........<br /> ............<br /> He was screwed by his CO.<br /> Yeh boss fauj hai,mauj nahi.<br /> Chaahe ghajini ho ya Rajni, yaha sabki hai bajni !<br /> <br /> Salute to Indian Army</div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-28028132284970450722013-06-27T06:18:00.000-07:002013-06-27T06:18:00.018-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...<br /> Wah!<br /> Wah!<br /> Wah!!<br /> Wah!!<br /> Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...<br /> Phirrrrr...?<br /> <a name='more'></a><br /> Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aay</div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-47326335138136270662013-06-24T09:35:00.000-07:002013-06-24T09:35:00.293-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum<br /> mujhe dhundna.<br /> <br /> Agar dhund liya to hum shoping<br /> chalenge.<br /> <br /> <br /> Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu<br /> main<br /> darwaze ke piche hi chupungi..!!? :P :D</div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-51385595105827859102013-06-23T02:06:00.003-07:002013-06-23T02:06:49.415-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> CID ROCKS:<br /> Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai,<br /> ,<br /> ,<br /> ,<br /> ,<br /> ,<br /> Itne saal<br /> hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai,<br /> ,<br /> ,<br /> ,<br /> ,<br /> <br /> Acp: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin GAY to nhi hai!<br /> <br /> <br /> hihihihihi</div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-70745453946171298992013-06-22T06:54:00.000-07:002013-06-22T06:54:00.108-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking:" Solve any 100 questions"<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> He solved all 150 and wrote,<br /> "Yanna Rascalla!,<br /> CHECK ANY 100!"</div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-16755825983207390102013-06-21T06:50:00.000-07:002013-06-21T06:50:00.458-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Question in exam:"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Define love and explain in details (16 marks)</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">MBA students ans:" ''love is</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">life''(marks 1/2 out of 16)</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Medical student ans:''love is pain''(marks1/2 out of 16)</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">.<br />.<br />Engineering students ans:<br />DEFINATION:" A serious disorder of heartdue to relationship between men and women that can cause death of 1 or bothdepending upon resistance associated..!!<br />.<br />.<br />-&gt;TYPES:" 1 side &amp; 2 sides<br />-&gt;AGE:" Usually occurs in teenagers but now a days can be found in any age<br />-&gt;SYMPTOMS:<br />tension, day dreaming, is omnia, phone adiction...<br />-&gt;DIAGNOSIS BY:"<br />diary, photos, mobile<br />-&gt;TREATMENT:" anti-love theorapy by father's shoe or mother's sandal<br />(16/16 marks)<br />MORAL:" dont play with engineers they can do anythng for 16 marks</span></div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-359295139869005112013-06-20T06:43:00.000-07:002013-06-20T06:43:00.036-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Batao?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">China : Mazak Mat Karo.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Japan : Namumkin</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Amrican : Sawaal Galat</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Hai. .</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">UK : Net Par Nhi Hai.<br />.<br />.<br />Indian : Easy… F(IV)E.<br />.<br />India has all<br />"JUGAAD".</span></div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-69536320470030059442013-06-19T06:36:00.000-07:002013-06-19T06:36:00.375-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki Dukan par jata or<br /> kehta..<br /> "GAJAR"hai ??<br /> Lohaar inkar kar deta..<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Ek din Lohaar ko bahut gussa aaya or us ne<br /> khargosh K daant torr diye..<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Aur kaha K ab tu "GAJAR" kha K dikha Phir<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Phir kya ??<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Agley din khargosh Aaya or bola GAJAR KA<br /> HALWA HAI..???</div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-81130201611066886902013-06-18T06:35:00.003-07:002013-06-18T06:35:34.088-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Santa Beach Par Leta Hua Tha,<br /> &nbsp;Wahan Se 1 Angrez Guzra or Santa Se Pucha:<br /> "R U Relaxing?"<br /> <br /> Santa: No, I'm Ranjeet Singh.<br /> Fir Dobara 1 Angrez Guzra or Usne b Yehi Pucha:<br /> "Q U Relaxing?"<br /> <br /> Santa Gusse Se: No, I'm Ranjeet Singh.<br /> Ye Keh K Wo Utha or Apne Se Kuch Door Letey Angrez Se Bola:<br /> "R U Relaxing?"<br /> <br /> Angrez: Yes, I'm Relaxing.<br /> Santa thappad Maar K Bola:"Abey! Tu Idhar Leta Hua He<br /> or Wahan Tujhe Sab Log Dhoond Rahe Hain.</div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-25639669166481529132013-05-17T08:31:00.000-07:002013-05-17T08:31:00.135-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Andheri Raat..</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Toofani barish..</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Girl-Come on dear get in2 my umbrlla</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Boy-its ok sistr thanx</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">&amp; runs away</span></div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-48174506554348862172013-04-25T09:11:00.000-07:002013-04-25T09:11:00.685-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Maths Teacher:Jab main tumhare jitna tha</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">,</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">mere maths me 100 marks aate the</span><br /> <br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Student:ate honge SIR,</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />AP<br />ko koi achha teachr padhata hoga</span></div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-73224888565511006232013-04-15T09:15:00.000-07:002013-04-15T09:15:00.260-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Gal to a boy: u shuld nt drink n drive...</span><br /> <br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Lots of accidents r happening....pls take care yaa... :(</span><br /> <br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Boy to gal: yaa baby I knw...</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">how sweet of u ...&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">U so caring...</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">bt I don't drink n drive...&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Love u baby...Muuaahh h :</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">boy to boy:u shuld nt drink n drive...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Lots of accidents r happening....</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">pls take care man.......</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">boy replies: pata hai....&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 17.99715805053711px;">Apne Baap ko mat sikhaa...</span></div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-64701803438252751642013-04-12T07:39:00.002-07:002013-04-12T07:39:48.292-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">1 Sachhi Ghatna: <br /> Jise soch kar insan ki ruh tak kaanp jaayegi<br /> Magar zalimo k hath tak nahi kaanpe<br /> <br /> Dehradun Me 17 sal ki MasooM ladki,<br /> jisne abhi 12th pass kiya<br /> tha....<br /> aur abhi jo din uske enjoy<br /> karne k the..<br /> .<br /> uske sage baap or bhai ne<br /> behla fusla kr<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> usse engineering ka form bharwa diya..!!! <br /> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-66454838933840958742013-04-12T07:36:00.002-07:002013-04-12T07:36:44.520-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P<br /> Girl: kitna seedha h..!<br /> boy: kya maal h..!<br /> .<br /> .<br /> girl: nice behaviour..!<br /> boy: kash pat jaye..!<br /> .<br /> .<br /> girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!<br /> boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi seshadi krungi..!<br /> Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni<br /> hai.<br /> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-8532350635735627192013-04-12T07:34:00.002-07:002013-04-12T07:34:47.407-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Smart Boy+Bevkuf nari=paw bhari<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki<br /> tayari<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy<br /> bhikari...<br /> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-27707606024573277712013-04-11T05:43:00.002-07:002013-04-11T05:43:53.083-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Professor in Hindi Class : "gaali<br /> ki<br /> paribhasha batao.."<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Student: "atyadhik krodh aane per shaaririk<br /> roop se hinsaa na kerte huye,<br /> maukhik<br /> roop se ki gayi hinsaatmak<br /> kaaryawaahi ke<br /> liye chune huye shabdon ka samooh jiske<br /> uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann<br /> ko aseem<br /> shaanti ka anubhav hota hai,<br /> use hum gaali<br /> kehte hai..!!'' .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> . <br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Professor: Aapke CHARAN<br /> kahan hain<br /> prabhu.<br /> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-13180231114076446422013-04-11T05:42:00.002-07:002013-04-12T04:30:09.009-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">School:" A place where papa<br /> pays & son plays :D<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Life insurance:" A contract that keeps you poor<br /> all your life so that<br /> you can die rich ;-))<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Marriage:" its an agreement in which a man looses his<br /> bachelors degree and a women<br /> gains her masters;-))<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Dictionary:" A place where success comes before work:))<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Smile:" A curve dat can set alot<br /> of<br /> thngs straight :)) ..<br /> <br /> Doctor:" A person who kills ur<br /> ills by<br /> pills, n kills U by bills...<br /> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-86022275991579795752013-04-11T05:39:00.000-07:002013-04-11T05:39:27.975-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi<br /> table pr rakha mobile baja Boy- Hello<br /> .<br /> Gf-main market me hu kya me<br /> 50<br /> hazar wala gold set le lu<br /> . <br /> Boy-Ha lelo<br /> .<br /> Gf-Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka h<br /> .<br /> Boy-Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo<br /> . <br /> Gf-Thik h tumhara credit mere<br /> paas h<br /> usi se le rahi hu<br /> .<br /> Boy-Thik hai All Friends-Tu pagal h ya tujhe<br /> chad gayi h Boy- abe wo sab<br /> chodo aur ye batao<br /> ye mobile kiska hai..?? :p=DD<br /> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-82055477162721018812013-04-11T05:37:00.002-07:002013-04-11T05:37:35.960-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">An EGYPTIAN girl asked an<br /> INDIAN boy: What can u do for me? <br /> <br /> The boy replied: .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> . <br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> come behind the PYRAMID.<br /> <br /> I will make u MUMMY. <br /> <br /> Hahahahhahahahaha Indians<br /> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-19766322022790510532013-04-11T05:36:00.000-07:002013-04-11T05:36:20.955-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Wife:" Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi<br /> Lag Rahi Hai.. <br /> .<br /> .<br /> Husband: Ohhh, Par Me To<br /> Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha<br /> Tha... <br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Wife:" Me Mazak kar Rahi<br /> Thi... :)) <br /> .<br /> .<br /> Husband:" Mai Bhi Mazak kar<br /> Raha Tha... <br /> <br /> Chal uth k Roti Paka...:p :O :D <br /> <br /> Hahaha Husband Rocks<br /> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5048228259041105266.post-17733414936122769212013-04-05T02:27:00.000-07:002013-04-18T03:02:37.005-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Girl:"Ye pyar kaise hota hai..??<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Boy:"Jab time kharab chal raha<br /> ho.. <br /> <br /> Shani ki dsha kharab ho..<br /> <br /> Aapka mangal bhari ho or.. <br /> <br /> Bhagwan maza lene ke mood<br /> me ho Tab pyar ho jata<br /> hai..<br /> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1