Jatinder's Core

Assignment #26 - Where Children Eat and Sleep

2011-06-08T07:08:00.000-07:00

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in my country i want people to live in a house were walls are colored and the small houses are as big as a town house in Ottawa and the big houses as big as the 2-4 million house in USA so my country is made for big job cause of how mty counrty was made.

the food is is not grown there case there is no land to grow food cause it not good. so the food is all imported form places like Canada and USA and if you know my country it is mostly around water. fish are the main sours of food most eaten there or sea food and food that comes from other country's is alot of money.
the one child in the family is names jake and he is 14 teen. in my county there is a 1.4 child that is born in a family. his parents are at work cause it a deleping country he is an average kid with a ty and a laptop and has a bed to sleep on. the family national dishes are fish on the day the country was born.

i do not know what fish dishes are good cause i do not eat fish

Assignment #25 jatinder's Childhood Top Ten

2011-05-17T18:14:00.000-07:00

1.my plant there is one of the biggest stories about this that you out there well not believe in a way here is the start it happen about 8-9 years a go i had this plant i like for about a year it was when i move to may new big house well it looked big when a was small. so what had happen was i fell a sleep in a van to my new house and i put my plant some place in the van and when i got there i could not find it i asked what happed to it's and they said you life it in the old house so the next day it was not there and after a year in that same van i found it under the seat. so i asked and they said some-one stole it and gave it back an it looked bad so at home i watered it and my parents said it was dead but in a few days i saw a leaf growing and i still have it to day (somehow)

2.toy cars was one of the best toys i ever had i use to do a lots of things with it. I use to have a hole box of cars and i lost them one by one it was funny i used my money if i lost a car get 5 new ones from a store or ask my cousin to get them for me and today i only have 1 left and that i under my bed some how and my hands are to big i when i was small i said i well not lose you car.

3.kite i had a kite but i never fly it because my parents were at work all the time. but at one point i tryed to fly it inside but it did never work out on the other hand my couzes did.

4.bike i would ride every day. one day i was riding and the chin fell off and fixed it but i learned to ride a bike in my old house and there were big marks everywhere.

5.game boy advance sp my couz all ways had one and boy did it suck at playing. i would see him play win and i win some times but it was fun to play while there was nothing to do buy fun. but now its in my house lost.

6.book: up, up, down \by: robert munsch

7.book: smelly socks \by: robert munsch

8.book: we share every thing \by: robert munsch

9.book: zoom by: \robert munsch in my old old school was the 1st time i read a robert munsch book and i don't remember that but these books i do and zoom was the 1st robert munsch i buy when i was small and i loved the last page of that book and my mom was the 1st to read it to me up,up,down was funny, smelly socks weird and we share ever thing is what i do not do with my sister.

10. Nintendo 64 i would love to play but i never got to cause as a kid i would break every thing. It took a year be for i even got to play Super Mario 64 and banjo kazooie. so a year after they gave it to me and i gave it to someone. but when i had the Nintendo 64 it did not work for a year.

i would play Super Mario 64

robert munsch

Assignment #24: Canadian Political Parties

2011-05-03T17:58:00.000-07:00

I'm do task A so

Electric Train

2011-04-21T06:26:00.000-07:00

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of Loser's who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of loser's who are getting on, get your Buts in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the loser in the kitchen."

Billing

2011-04-18T09:00:00.001-07:00

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

Each man gives a story- joke

2011-04-14T06:32:00.000-07:00

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."

god will help

2011-04-11T08:45:00.001-07:00

There was a very religious man named Jim, who lived near a river. One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and Jim was forced to climb onto his porch roof. While sitting there, a man in a boat came along and told Jim to get in the boat with him.

Jim said, "No, that's okay. God will take care of me."

So, the man in the boat drove off.

The water rose higher, so Jim climbed onto his roof. At that time, another boat came along, and the person in that one told Jim to get in.

Jim replied, "No, that's okay. God will take care of me."

The person in the boat then left.

The water rose even more, and Jim climbed onto his chimney. A helicopter came along and lowered a ladder for him. The woman in the helicopter told Jim to climb up the ladder and get in.

Jim said, "That's okay."

The woman said, "Are you sure?"

Jim replied, "Yeah, I'm sure God will take care of me."

Finally, the water rose too high and Jim drowned. Jim got to heaven and was face-to-face with God.

Jim said to God, "You told me that you would take care of me! What happened?"

God replied, "Well, I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else did you want?"

the wall

2011-04-11T08:41:00.001-07:00

At the end of the funeral service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out. When they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking the husband cries out, "watch out for the wall!"

Dam fish

2011-04-11T08:34:00.001-07:00

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the dam potatoes!"

police station

2011-04-04T09:04:00.000-07:00

An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says " He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!" Officer says "Yes." Little Boy asks "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture.

Assignment #23: Canada and China

2011-03-28T18:49:00.000-07:00

Canada china

death rate death rate

7.03 deaths/1,000 population (July 2011 est.) 7.98 deaths/1,000 population (July 2011 est.)

HIV/AIDS - deaths HIV/AIDS - deaths

fewer than 1,000 (2009 est.) 26,000 (2009 est.)

Languages Languages

English (official) 58.8%, French (official) Standard Chinese or Mandarin (Putonghua, based on

21.6%, other 19.6% (2006 Census) the Beijing dialect) (official), Yue (Cantonese), Wu (Shanghainese), Minbei (Fuzhou), Minnan (Hokkien- Taiwanese), Xiang, Gan, Hakka dialects, minority languages.

As you know at the top is the thing i will be comparing china to Canada.
     So the first thing is death rate, is surprising because china has about 1billion and in Canada most people don't eat right which people are dieing at a faster rate than other but i was think that china would have a bigger death rate with all the people.
     HIV/Aids was not a shock to me for a lot of reason. this was not a shock because though china HiV and AIDS can spread out fast because there are a lot more people there. i talked about this because we were
talking about aids in a class so i include this.
     Now the last one, I picked this, because languages, i hear a lot of languages and it sounds weird to me and other but i china they have alot of languages spoken at ones at one time. english, french, and other languages and these languages are the most common you hear in Canada its mostly English.

joke (twins)

2011-03-24T17:35:00.000-07:00

A woman has twins, and they have to go a business trip. And it has been 2 years. One of them goes to a trip in USA and is named "Jake" also he want's to stay there. The other goes to a trip in Spain and he's named "Juan". and he stay there. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Jake. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jake."

Assignment #22 - Faces of the World

2011-03-24T16:51:00.000-07:00

A.globalization is the communication industry and by that I mean transportation, and trade.

B.description of how one would go about making these average faces well i say IT would be hard to make a average face but the computer today you can do alot like make a program that dose it for you. All you do is tell it what it need to do.

C. well the first thing i found out is that the image look's like it not stable and if i mix men and women it's like the women look like they cut there hair to look like a man, also if you look closer you can see the transparent.
D.

This is what it looks is. its a he-she. I think this is how the face around the world looks like because i try ed to use as many types of face and men and women is this is how i think a he-she should look like in the face of tomorrow.

I added this because i wanted to see a mix in culture but it looks ok to say multicultural.

i also added these types of people because i was wondering if i mix the colors which would show more.

also when i was going this i knowested that they don't really have hair on there face of tomorrow.

E.this is easy because of my head. yes i do think this represents your nationality because i know people can tell that i am Indian because of my family and me also i know this because when i was going to India some one ask for my parents because they had see me with my parents.

p.s. nothing

Pollock d

We All Fall Down Question Posting

2011-03-11T08:10:00.000-08:00

welcome group members to my blog. I will be posting the Question soon on March 11/2011
It's time to post my question my question is :

If you had to write the book's ending, how would you end it and why?

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Dumb monkey

2011-03-10T06:28:00.000-08:00

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was holding hands with the first monkey

why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

because it thought they were playing a game!

hahahahahahah

Delta flight

2011-03-09T16:16:00.001-08:00

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.
So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program.

So...it's time for a 4321! You know I hate it!

2011-03-07T08:52:00.000-08:00

well my projet was p.e.i confedee

4 well the first to i learned was that the confederation of p.e.i happen in 1873 because they needed money. when i was reaching that i found out Canada's 23rd largest island also with that all conference happed on July 1st and according to the 2009 estimates, Prince Edward Island has 141,000 residents.

3. that this time i had my speech with me and i had finshed every thing mybe not one thing.

2. will the first thing that helped me was not looking at who i am talking to but talk towards him. also have erey thing i need in front of me.

1. do not leave it for last hour.

joke 3 car trouble

2011-02-25T06:30:00.000-08:00

A Rabbi, a Monk, and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.

Spotting a farmhouse they walk over and tell the farmer they need a place to stay the night while they wait for a tow.

"I've got room in the house for two of you but someones gonna have to sleep in the barn." says the farmer.

The Rabbi says's, "I've no problem with that, I'll go." He leaves.

Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Rabbi is there.

He says, "Sir there is a pig in that barn; in my religion pigs are unclean, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a pig."

The Monk speaks up and says, "I have no problem with pigs I'll go sleep in the barn." He leaves.

Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Monk is there.

"Sir there is a cow in that barn; in my religion cows are sacred, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a cow.

The lawyer responds, "I'll go sleep in the barn, I've got no religion." He leaves.

Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the pig and the cow are standing there.

Joke 2 lipstick girls

2011-02-16T16:22:00.000-08:00

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.

the sometime daily or week joke

2011-02-15T17:59:00.000-08:00

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Assignment #20 - Posting your SOLE videos

2011-02-02T08:25:00.000-08:00

Assignment #20 - Posting your SOLE videos

what i also want you to know
1.to to the wed sit and I want you to play a game:

http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/koppel/interactive/interactive.html

2.i also want you to know if you are walking to school or biking to school cameras see you and your digital footprint will get bigger (it's not a bad thing).

3.oo and if your on the net on itunes google facebook every thing is be recorded so be careful what you white do not get in trouble and if you are on facebook stop writing down so much i can't read it all.

if i had a 100 dollars

2011-02-02T07:54:00.000-08:00

http://pollockdigital.blogspot.com/2011/01/assignment-19-if-i-had-100.html

If I had 100 dollars i would spend it on world vision because they have a lot of gets to give. Things some are really great gift like water, medication, art, and others. But the one i liked to spend 100$ on is Clean Water for a Family, this is the description they give :

Across the globe, unsafe water contributes to the deaths of 1.6 million children each year. Your gift provides access to clean water and helps protect children and families from guinea worm, cholera, typhoid, trachoma and other painful and deadly water-borne diseases. Give water. Give life.

But the reason I picked this is because I drink a lot of water and drinking dirty water and in movies if you drink water you die. Also my mom was watching Ty of how they get clean water from the ground but on the other side drink dirty water and dieing moms dads and kids.

Assignment #16 - Eric Walters Response

2011-01-19T18:38:00.000-08:00

Assignment #16 - Eric Walters Response

1.over drive- for this book i think some one did some thing wrong and is thing to run away from it.

2. the money pit mystery- i think this book is about this 1 mystery that has grandfather can't let go and finds some think cool.

3. I've got an idea-will on the website the info they give to make it easy to guess what i going to happen so i think they learn a important lesson buy don't make it to the concert.

part2

chapter 2 the issue

As you know my name is jatinder and i hate book but i love movies but my issue is that i want to be a hero like superman. i see my friends get bullied but i can't do something about it if i stand up i will fall back down and on the other side if i tell my friends and other think i a loser, i just can't do something. the next day we have another new student in the class room the day is going to go will cause the bullies are not here it kind of cool how this year the bullies are all in the other class. than at lunch it all begins the baddest bully come to school late he say he sleep in but every one laughed at him unit the new kid corrects them and says it slept in. but a few seconds late they know each other. there friend they huge and sit at a table and i am going to gusse he's going to be a bully in my class.

assignment17

2010-12-15T09:03:00.000-08:00

assighment from miss P's

a.) the 2 thing from Greg and Beth Ann are that a poem is a song or a writing with a beat. the 2th thing i learned was that is slam, it is a poety thing were who ever has the best poem wins.

b.) will the first thing was that we can do the same poem for the bully poem we had to do.
the 2th thing was watching Ty and playing games. and the last ting was the bug that i found dead.

c.) will the first was the poem being printed and the other thing was the thing i added at the end.

d.) before i will i was happy until i was picked and than i got scared.

e.) after i was happy and scared.

f.) will i would change the chair part and next time do some actions.

g.)the first thing is the words used but the best is every body tryed.

2.)

MY Chair

My chair is my best friend, all I do is sit and watch Ty ,play games and think about school.

Now that is what my parents think is useless, but I do it cause I like it. I turn my chair to a wall, and thinked but the wall tuned pink as a flower, but than it turn red anger at bullies who will steel others money and lunches but I say if I was bigger than them I would teach them a lesson but I'm just a bug to them, a bug about to get beat up. The wall turns white and I have know idea what to do. The next color is going to yellow and that is where I tell a teacher. Than wall turn blue time to go to sleep but now I not scared, to go out there like a Strong man. a Strong man who will fight for others and free them from chains holding them back, but my question is will they help, fight back and win or seek pay back.

Assignment #15 - Slam Poets Response

2010-12-10T08:01:00.000-08:00

3 things that you are looking forward to learning, developing or using in your poetry over the course of our Slam workshops.
2 things that Greg or Beth Anne reinforced that we have already been doing in class, or you are already using in your own writing.
1 poem that you wrote yesterday. Here is your chance to continue to work on step 1 of the 3 step poetry writing process (step 1 - write, revise, edit and proofread, step 2 - memorize, so you can connect with the audience, step 3 - perform!). Take some time to polish your poem from the 10 minutes of writing you did yesterday.
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3.) will a unfortunately have 3 things, the 1st thing is I want to learn how to use poetry to make more descriptive words.2 i want him to rap and sing. 3 i want them to tell us were we get our ideas from.

2.) 1 is that you can express your feelings in a poem. 2 is it would be what ever you want it to be also a poem is a song or a rap

1i am working on it on paper