The Elderly Gamer

Skyrim the "How Do I?" Mini Walkthrough

2012-01-26T20:28:00.001Z

Sometimes the apparently simple things are the hardest, and seeing as it took me over 7 hrs to find a wood axe to chop wood with, the following I hope will be of some use to you. How Do I Join the Dark Brotherhood? The Dark Brotherhood are the most secretive of all the factions in Skyrim and not the nicest company you could keep, but if your a cold blooded killer of innocents, you'll feel

Arkham City Fan video Daughtry "Drown in You"

2012-01-25T20:24:00.002Z

Well the dust and hype have now settled on Batman Arkham City, but if like me you need a little distraction from the eternal addiction that is Skyrim, then this fanvideo may do the trick and revive your interest in what is in truth a brilliant game. To accompany the original Arkham City game score, (composed by Nic Arundel and Ron Fish) WaterTower Music also published "Batman:

Bargain Bin: Super Mario Galaxy Wii Review Summary

2012-01-24T22:50:00.000Z

We're going back, back in time, back to November 12th 2007 and the release of the game that saw the Nintendo hero take the ultimate step ... out into space. Now availabubble for your Wii at a bargain bin near you. The game follows the protagonist, Mario, on a quest to rescue Princess Peach from the principal baddy "Bowser". Levels are galaxies filled with minor planets and worlds, while

Assassin's Creed Revelations Forum Avatar

2012-01-23T19:45:00.002Z

right click, save image, for 400x72, open link in new window/tab for 550x100 Released November 2011 for Ps3 and Xbox 360, featuring Ezio, Altair, and Desmond the three principal characters from the previous games. The last we'll ever see of Ezio Auditore da Firenze though and the final game to be set in the Renaissance era. Rumours abound as to the setting of the next game,

Mass Effect 3 Art Patryk Olejniczak

2012-01-21T16:47:00.000Z

Extraordinary fan artwork from the supremely talented Patryk "Garrett" Olejniczak. Low res images only, full resolution images and eyepopping wallpaper from his deviantart page his personal blog Alf the Helper: Stunning! Elderly: yup! see all "fanart" posts See all "Concept Art" posts See Mass Effect 3 Wallpaper on Eyesurfing

Movie Poster Underworld Awakening Kate Beckinsale

2012-01-20T22:36:00.002Z

Underworld: Awakening (also known as Underworld 4) is an American 3D action horror film directed by Måns Mårlind and Björn Stein. Set Six months after the events of Underworld: Evolution, Kate Beckinsale reprises her role as Selene. It will be release in Digital 3D, IMAX 3D and 2D theatres on January 20th 2012. Reviews: .. it's got Kate Beckinsale in it. :) Underworld Awakening Movie

Retro Game: Valkyrie Profile Playstation

2012-01-15T23:26:00.000Z

"Smooth sprite animation, screen-filling spell effects, 2D backgrounds as good as the PlayStation can muster, and superb character art." Yup even the reviews sounded different back when...... Valkyrie Profile ヴァルキリープロファイル is a role-playing video game, released for original Playstation on December 22, 1999 in Japan. An enhanced port of the game was later released

Game Wallpaper and Websites edition #7

2012-01-14T16:59:00.002Z

1024x768 1680x1050 1024x768 1680x1050 Well here we are on the 7th edition of Wallpaper and Websites, the eternal and thankless search to find some game wallpaper from the past and with a bit of luck the original websites. Admitedly I may have been a little the worse for wear when I started this theme, but it's proved popular with at least four of you, so without ado, fanfair,

Neverdead Preview xbox 360, Ps3

2012-01-14T15:53:00.001Z

Set for release on Xbox 360 and Ps3 on January 31st Us and Feb 3rd in EU. Neverdead faces stiff opposition, sandwiched as it is alongside the release for Final Fantasy xiii-2 and the Metal Gear Solid HD collection. Even the game's Megadeth soundtrack may not be enough to boost initial sales. You play a wise cracking demon hunter called Bryce Boltzmann, an immortal, able to survive

Amy, The Game Review Summary

2012-01-09T20:04:00.000Z

From the creator of Flashback, a survival horror, set to launch on PlayStation Network and Xbox Live Arcade on Wednesday 11th January 2012. Amy Official Website Plot: A comet strike has brought havoc on humanity, unleashing a deadly virus that has infected almost everyone. Lana regains consciousness in the midst of chaos, roads have been destroyed, walls crumbling,

Trine 2 Review Summary and Game Trailer

2011-12-16T01:35:00.001Z

Online and local co-op for up to three players. A side-scrolling action platform and puzzle video game developed by Frozenbyte. The adventure begins when the three heroes, the thief, the knight and the wizard, rediscover the Trine which brings them back together. They then decide to travel on a journey to save the kingdom from evil goblins and other fiends. Alf the Helper: fiends!...

Just Lyrics: Bruce Springsteen Devils and Dust

2011-11-30T20:28:00.001Z

Right click, open link in new window/tab for wallpaper size 1024x768 "We're just trying to survive what if what you do to survive kills the things you love" See all "Just Lyrics" posts

Blood Elf Cosplay Lena Lara

2011-11-28T22:25:00.001Z

Character: Blood Elf from World of Warcraft Cosplayer: Lena-Lara Photographer: Christoph Gerlach Full size images and more from their respective websites. Is it any wonder it takes me ages to get round to a proper game post. But at least it's game related! See all "Cosplay" posts Elderly: Psttt! Alf! do you think I got away with the excuse? Alf The Helper: Ahhh, just checking,

Demi Lovato Skyscraper

2011-11-27T18:08:00.001Z

A career defining song from Demi Lovato, American singer, songwriter, musician, and actress, pushing her voice to the point of breaking. No pyrotechnics here, none needed, as the song builds to a spine tingling final chorus. Official Website See all "Music Video" posts

Batman Noel Lee Bermejo

2011-11-26T16:01:00.001Z

Batman Noel is an 112 page hardcover graphic novel written and illustrated by Lee Bermejo and published by DC Comics on November 8, 2011. Inspired by Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, the Dark Knight must come to terms with his rogue's gallery of the past, present, and future, while exploring what it means to a hero. While most assuredly a stretch for both Dickens and Batman fans,

Screenshots, Xiba, Kung Fu High Impact, Sherlock

2011-11-18T19:44:00.001Z

Soul Calibur VXbox 360 and Ps3 Due US January 31, 2012, EU February 3, 2012 New Character "Xiba" from Soul Calibur V and news Ezio (Assassin's Creed) will be a guest character. Kung Fu High Impact Xbox 360 Kinnect Exclusive Due November 2011 ?? A side-scrolling brawler, in which your likeness is scanned in by the Kinect camera to act as the hero. More screens on eurogamer The

Skyrim Vampire Cure

2011-11-17T15:29:00.001Z

Disease to some, to others a way of life, in the never ending story that is Skyrim. People keep saying I look sick! Thankfully Bethesda inform you when you've contracted Sanguinare Vampiris, however if you've missed it then off to the "Magic" menu with you (press b, then left on your controller), once there select the last option "Active Effects" and see what ails you. You may not have

Saints Row The Third Review Summary

2011-11-15T16:58:00.001Z

On release with an 18 certificate, in US and Australia, set for Eu release on 18th November 2011, for xbox 360, Ps3, and Windows. You control the leader of the Third Street Saints in the city of Steelport, with the story focusing on the gang war with The Syndicate, a rival criminal group. The game blends third-person action and driving sequences through an open-ended storyline, with freedom

Assasin's Creed Revelations Which Edition?

2011-11-14T17:42:00.001Z

Release for Xbox 360, Ps3 on November 15th 2011 To ensure you walk out of the store with exactly wanted, I hope the following is of some use. Verifed at the time of posting, things change, so be sure to check content before you purchase. As your aware there are several different limited editions of Assassin's Creed Revelations. The Animus, Collector's and Special editions are available on all

Post your Skyrim Character Photo

2011-11-12T13:51:00.001Z

It's the middle of Winter, but she insists she isn't cold, and with her current tally of slain bandits and Draugr I'm not going to argue. To post your own photo, simply Click Here! (opens a new tab) and leave a link in the comment box. I'll add them right here. Thanks in advance :)

A WTF Gaming Moment, Dark Souls

2011-11-12T13:24:00.001Z

Big Bird!!! a WTF moment from Dark Souls on xbox 360, luckily I had no bird seed on me. If you got your own WTF gaming photo and would like to share.. just click HERE (opens a new tab) and I'll post a handful of them together.

Online Game Magazines November 2011

2011-11-11T16:32:00.001Z

Okay I admit it, I'm a late comer to the world of online gaming magazines, ebooks, and pdfs, until now, I always felt more secure with the feel of paper on flesh than mouse pointer on screen. But I've been won over!! First change of heart came from an essential free pdf and ebook listing on Gnomeslair, maintained by an quite industrious and often kindly Gnome. And more recently by the

Porn for Leprechauns Bayonetta Dance scene

2011-11-09T19:24:00.001Z

Greetings fans, The Leprechaun here, ahhhh I see you've been busy, three of my posts have ended up in the elderly gamers top ten. Thank you! thank you! of course only goes to prove what a more superior blogger I am than that decripid wind bag. For your delectation therefore another instalment , the title says it all, take it away there Bayonetta! See all "Porn for Leprechaun" posts

Arkham City Forum Avatars

2011-11-08T20:29:00.001Z

right click, view image, for 400x72, click image for 550x100 Fresh from the vaults of the elderly gamer, take it away there Alf!! See all "Avatar" posts

Space Battleship Yamato Movie DVD

2011-11-07T20:19:00.001Z

A film adaptation of the 1974 anime TV series Space Battleship Yamato. The year is 2199 and after five years of attack by an alien race known as Gamilas, Earth lies ravaged by radiation bombs. The remnants of humanity have fled underground with only 73 days until the radiation will drive humanity to extinction. But the Earth Defense Force plan a counter-offensive and the crew of