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A gothic hack and slash developed by Ninja Theory for Ps3, Xbox 360 and Microsoft windows.  Set in an alternative reality to the Devil May Cry series. Plot: Born of a demon father and an angel mother, You play  Dante (sporting a black haired alternative reality hairdo) as he makes his way through the demon infested Limbo, aided by enigmatic guide Kat. An astonishing 5 levels of

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As silently as agent 47 this one snuck up on me and if this IGN Trailer is to believed it also appears to  have snuck up on the Square Enix'a Press squad as well. Set for release on 29th January US and 1st February EU, for Ps3 and Xbox 360. Featuring 40 missions across 3 classic Hitman games, High Definition Trilogy includes: 2002's Hitman 2: Silent Assassin 2004's Hitman 3:

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    Fancy a Free gaming magazine, in state of the art PDF format, full of the same quality content you'd expect to find in your newsagent, then look no further than Gamerzines.com Each magazine comes enhanced with multimedia, animations and video, meaning they’re far more interactive than print equivalents. With magazines covering Xbox 360, Ps3, PC and MMO gaming, you'll look

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        right click open inages in new window/tab for fullsize 851x315   Ahhhh... the alternate reality goodliness of the new Devil May Cry offering developed by Ninja Theory.  One of the most frustratingly difficult game series to complete, but so worth the effort.  In honor of the game I have no chance of ever finishing and it's predecessors,

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Heavy Rain Madison Paige Ps3 2010 1600x900   Clive Barker's Jericho Ps3, Xbox 360 2007 1600x900   Jade Empire Xbox 2005 1600x900   Yakuza Ps2 2005 1024x768   Another questionable expedition across the vast interweb to discover some game wallpaper gems of yore and  how gentle the hands of time have been on the original websites. Heavy Rain - Madison

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Elderly: okay Alf on my signal.. this has got to be done in one take.. remember now enthusiasm.. Hi, this is Alf The Helper here with another extraordinary console thingy available for purchase.. whilst stocks last of the... Vault. The Vault is a three dimensional lightweight casing for your cherished Xbox 360 in specially chosen Spring colours featuring Gundam White, Vampire Red,

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    Remember Me is a cyber punk action themed release developed by Dontnod Entertainment, published by Capcom and due May 2013 for xbox 360, Ps3 and Windows.  You play Nilin, a Welsh Actress, with the.. Alf The Helper: ahhh boss you'ved skipped a line... ..yes yes.. sorry, you play as Nilin a memory hunter with the ability to tap into people's minds and steal or

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  Okami HD is an action adventure released via Playstation Network in October 2012.  Essentially the ummph version (supporting Playstation's Move) of the critically acclaimed (IGN's Game of the Year 2006) but poorly selling Ps2 game developed by the now defunct Clover Studio  and published by Capcom. The game draws on Japanese myths to tell the story of how the land

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  From the noteworthy video editing talents of manllamaking, featuring the track "Radioactive" from the US Rock band Imagine Dragons and the epic battlefield assassination brought to life by those obscenely talented Ubisoft wizards. Official Game Website See all "Fan Video" posts

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1600x900   1600x1000   1600x900     Hi! this is Alf the Helper here... :) Mr.Elderly is indisposed at present and I can confirm, still without a copy of this console gem.  To cheer him up I put together this selection of Far Cry 3 Wallpaper as found on the wubternet. Get well soon mr.Elderly (Mr. Elderly has asked me to relay that rumours of

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Twitter regulation icon sized 250x250 Yes still without a copy, and don't even mention the Ps3 exclusive DLC...  containing two new story chapters with four to five missions each and four character skins. So in an effort to ease my fast depleting patience, these latest twitter icons from Alf The Helper.

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    A launch title for the Wii U, ZombiU is survival horror first person shooter developed by Ubisoft Montpellier.  Plot: A great plague has descended upon London, infecting the human race with a deadly disease. How long will you survive in the labyrinth of London streets and underground as the infected close in around you? As you Assume the roles of various survivors

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Jack by ruthiee Kasumi by TheBoyofCheese Liara T-Soni by Tiara-Owl Miranda by Patryk "Garrett" Olejniczak. Tali and Legion by BoyGTO Miranda by Spiritus These stunning images inspired by the epic that is Biowares' Mass Effect series, realised with some extraodinary talent by the artists mentioned above.  Patrick Garrett has featured here before. The artist's

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all sized 851x315   With the holidays in full swing and the incredible demand for this Ubisoft gem leaving local stores without stock, even Santa had difficulties getting me a gift wrapped copy.  With a red Porche also on the missing pressi list I'm begining to think that perhaps Santa prioritises his younger clients at Christmas. A most unfortunate development I'm sure

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Given that applying a plastic decal and changing my xbox 360 faceplate is the complete extent of my console modding experience I'm constanly amazed at the lengths that a rare breed of gamers go to, to create their dream console. Take design student Zachariah Perry Cruse, who integrated a blue LED for the power button, mounted a raised shield on one side and embellished the

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10 minutes plus, with it's own chapter selection list. Thanks to the skinning abilities of a certain Mr.Bickle on Gaming Ales, I may have found my last game purchase of 2012.  So having watched the 10 minute trailer, an unhealthy number of times, I  dug a little deeper and found the outlandishly talented Mr. Nicolas Collings Lead/Supervisor Character Modeler

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Featuring key artwork from some of 2012's blockbusters, and the perfect present for my blog helper Alf, who tells me he wrote to Santa looking for "Uncharted 3".... cruel but practical given our austere times. Mass Effect 3 Game Poster Halo 4 Game Poster Assassin's Creed 3 Game Poster    Uncharted 3 Game Poster

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1600x900     Whilst salivating at the prospect of Santa's arrival, I decided to take a peak at some of the delights awaiting us for 2013 and came across this offering from Insomniac Games (creators of Ratchet & Clank and Resistance). A reworking of the four-player co-op game once known as "Overstrike",  published by Electronic Arts for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 and due

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  Following on from their  succesful "Adventure" and "Deep Space" bundle offerings the now near legendary peoples at Kytarro Games present their third "Eclectic Delights" Bundle in a Box.    Nine rather extraordinary indie games in a bundle that goes further than any other indie game bundle known to man. For a limited time only..... Not alone do you get 9 awesome

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For those who didn't manage to grab the Assassin's Creed III limited edition figure. From UBICollectibles comes this Connor aka Ratonhnhaké:ton pvc pre-painted figure. Depicting Connor in all his glory as the Master Assassin, the figure is detailed using Ubisoft's CGI models as reference. The statue stands approximately 9" tall and comes in a window box container.

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    Wii U Release Date: US November 18th, EU and Australia November 30th, Japan December 8th Well you can't get more authorative than this, Mr. Satoru Iwata, complete with white gloves, as he unveils Nintendo's great hope. Alf The Helper: There's no optical audio support... Elderly: What!? Alf I wish you'd stop doing that.. Alf The Helper: Just sayin, jeezh!! .... Elderly: Wait.

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      All sized 1600x900 Folowing on from his mildly successful and quite frankly heinous abuse of some radical game wallpaper designs, it is with distinct distaste that I have agreed (for a fee) to upload the latest of Alf's Game Wallpaper Mashups for your critique.  No doubt with enough adverse comment, Alf will abandon his Mashup pursuit and 

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The latest collection of awesome gaming tattoos direct to you from the Wuberternet.  When I started this series of posts back in 2006 finding even a game tattoo image on the net was nigh impossible.  Now finding the images is easy enough but blast me if it's just as difficult to find the owner.  So imagine my delight when, in a first for the Elderly Gamer,

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Wallpaper 1600x900 Worldwide Trailer   Facebook Cover 851x315   Hitman Absolution is an upcoming stealth game developed by IO Interactive, and if my count is right, the fifth outing for agent 47.  Set for release for Xbox 360, Ps3 and Microsoft Windows on November 20th.  Hunted by the police Agent 47 finds himself the centre of a dark conspiracy and must "

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Timer and Score   Luxury Decks   Changeable Backgrounds   Taking a break from the rat infested wonderment that is Dishonored or perhaps cleaning the Xcom Alien goo from your carpet you could do worse than spend a few moments with these 50 beautiful free web based Solitaire games from WorldofSolitaire. Klondike, Spider, FreeCell and more. No installs, no plugins, no

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