All types of sms here!!!

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 11:10:00 -0700

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,

when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,

did U understand the explination or

would U like a demonstration?

A husband was asked:

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 11:10:00 -0700

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?

His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 11:09:00 -0700

Utility of Mangalsutra?

Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Condom..

Whats the utility of a Condom?

Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra...

What is the difference

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 11:06:00 -0700

What is the difference When

A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &

A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?

Ans:

The Girl Will Look

SEXY

The Boy

A CHURCH BELL! ;)

Judge: you want to divorce

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 11:05:00 -0700

Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon?

Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon.

HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 11:04:00 -0700

HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL.

BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi..

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 11:03:00 -0700

BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi..
GIRL:Kyaaa??
BOY:Achhi film hai Naa..
GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe..
BOY:Wat??
GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na.

Na jane!

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 10:59:00 -0700

Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno.

Last DAte!!

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Mon, 30 May 2011 01:35:00 -0700

Important News..

My Heart

For Sale

100%

Discount.

Plz Inform

All Of Ur

GIRL FRIENDS.....!

Last Date Is

30th December 2099.. :-)

Hurry Up;)

Girlfrnd Chahe Jitne B

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Mon, 30 May 2011 01:34:00 -0700

Girlfrnd Chahe Jitne B Buri Ban Jaye,

Kbhi Us Se Dosti Mat Torna...

kyu ki

Pani Chahe Jitna Bhi Ganda Ho Jai,

Aag Bhujane K Liye Kafi Hota H;->

Love Is A Bird..

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Mon, 30 May 2011 01:19:00 -0700

'Love' Is A Bird You Hold Tightly ,It Dies......

If You Hold Lightly,It Flies............

You Hold It Nicely,It Shits In Your Hand......

Uhhh........

Soo..........

Forgot Love

And

Better Flirt.............

Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi..!!

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Sat, 28 May 2011 05:14:00 -0700

Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi...

Jawab Mere Salwal Ka..

Deti Hai To Khada Ho Jata Hai..

Rom Rom Jazbat Ka..

Khada Hota Hai To Dalne Ko Man Karta Hai....

Balo Me Fool Gulab Ka...

Dalta Hoon To Tapak Padta Hai..

Patta Patta Gulab Ka...

Ur Annual Dementia Test!!

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Sat, 28 May 2011 05:11:00 -0700

Ur Annual Dementia

Test! :)

Exercise Of Brain Is As Important As Of The Muscles.

Below Is A Very Important Private Way To Guage Ur Loss & Non-Loss Of Intelligence. :)

OK - Relax - Clear Ur Mind & Begin

Wat Do We Put In Toaster?

'Bread'

If U Said 'Toast,'

Give Up Now. Try Not To Hurt Urself. If U Said 'Bread,' Go To Next Question.

Say - 'Silk' 9 Times

Now - Spell 'Silk.' Wat Do Cows Drink?

Cows Drink 'Water'

If U Said 'Milk' Dont Attempt The Next One. Ur Brain Is Over-Stressed N May Even Overheat. Proceed If U Said 'Water'.

If Red House Is Made Of Red Bricks, Black House Of Black Bricks, Blue Of Blue Bricks, Yellow Of Yellow Bricks, Pink Of Pink Bricks, Brown Of Brown Bricks, What's A Green House Made Of?

Green House Is Made Of Grass :P

If U Said 'Green Bricks' -Y The Heck R U Still Readin? :P

There Iz Nothing Greater

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Sat, 28 May 2011 05:10:00 -0700

Beautiful Quote..There Iz Nothing Greater Dan Parents In Dis World.

So Go Get Married Fast And Bcome Parents.

Think Different

Do Different:-D..

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Sat, 28 May 2011 05:01:00 -0700

Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips.

Of Course You Know The First One... :-D

It's Keeping Ur Mouth Shut. :-P

But I Like The Way U Think! ;-)

Amazing part of life!!

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Thu, 26 May 2011 12:51:00 -0700

D Best n amazing part of Life is

whn your parents say..

. Padhna to tujhe hai nahin.

chal teri shaddi hi kara dete hain!!.... :-P

I love you too bye!

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Thu, 26 May 2011 12:27:00 -0700

Boy: may i go to sleep.??
Girl: ok
Boy: i love you
Girl: i love you too bye
*hangs up*
Girl sends text to boy saying "i dont want you to go"
Girl's phone rings
Girl: hello?
Boy: i decided you were more important than sleep :)

when someone needs u!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Jatin Batra) — Thu, 26 May 2011 12:25:00 -0700

A best relation is.!

When someone hurt u, u dont hurt back..
When someone hit u, u dont hit back..but,
When someone needs u, u always come back.