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Hard To Believe It's Been 15 Years Since This Classic Orioles and Yankees Fight

2013-05-20T08:52:00.001-07:00

These were the good old days. When everybody was all hoped up on steroids and pitchers weren't afraid to throw inside.

Granted the Orioles Armando Benitez deserved a beating for hitting Tino Martinez intentionally with a straight 98 mph heater to the middle of the 2 and 4 but you don't see brawls like this anymore. The Orioles and Yankees hated each other. There was still bad blood over the whole Jeffrey Shitface kid robbing the Orioles of a playoff victory. Daryl Strawberry was still a cocaine sniffing douche who couldn't land a punch to save his life even when it would have been a sucker one from behind. Tino Martinez had no intention of fighting Benitez (who can blame him and it's only after the benches clear that Tino tries to fight) but it's funny that Bill Nye the Science Guy aka Graeme Lloyd comes all the way from the bullpen to start throwing awful haymakers at Benitez's mug.

Now that I think about it maybe Brady Anderson wasn't on steroids. He's one of the few not even trying to fight. He's calm and collected. Of course so is Rafael Palmeiro and Chad Curtis and we know they were roiders. Robby Alomar didn't even spit on anybody. Hall of Famer Eddie Murray screaming at Strawberry in the dugout is the basically the ending to this classic. It just sucks that it took the Orioles another 15 years to be relevant in the AL East because we could have had some classic showdowns instead of those overhyped ESPN fueled Yankees-Red Sox garbage games.

Shay Maria Dancing in a Bikini Looks Athletic

2013-05-20T07:33:00.001-07:00

I have no idea who Shay Maria is but I don't care. She just made Monday a lot more interesting. I'm clearly talking about that awesome back tattoo. Well done Shay.

Johnny Manziel Reenacts Famous Bama Play With First Pitch in San Diego

2013-05-17T07:56:00.001-07:00

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I think it goes without saying that Johnny Football is living the high life. The Heisman winning QB got to take batting practice yesterday at PetCo Park before doing an impressive impression of his famous Alabama play. Mark Kotsay caught the ball behind his back but that isn't even the story. Kotsay still plays ball? I thought he retired years ago.

By the way the Heisman patch on the right arm is a little over the top right? We get it you won the Heisman. Maybe it's an automatic panty dropper patch. That must be it.

Russian Youth League Hockey Fight Now Has Over 400k Views

2013-05-14T08:33:00.001-07:00

Vitali and Sasha would be so disappointed in these kids. You rip off the helmets first before you punch kids. It's basic fighting 101.

An Epic Catfight at Steeplechase

2013-05-14T06:56:00.006-07:00

This is what happens when rich white kids have too much to drink. They get smacked around in their loafers and tucked in pink shirts. Thugs.

I might have to attend Steeplechase one of these days. I just can't imagine dressing up like these assholes. This isn't a board meeting you fucking losers. It's a horse race with tailgating. Unless you actually own one of the horses there is no reason to be dressed like Patrick Bateman.

PS-Nice pantyless shot by the girl in white who went down quickly.

Double PS-The Blonde in pink is one of those angry drunk chicks who starts crying and bitching about her life after two glasses of wine. Just do yourself a favor and shut it.

Bryce Harper vs Dodger's Outfield Wall

2013-05-14T05:44:00.000-07:00

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The wall always wins. I'm not sure why Bryce Harper ran into the wall so directly with his face. The warning track is there for a reason. To give you a fucking warning that a metal wall is right in your face. Harper could be seen asking if he made the play. Not exactly Bryce. The Nationals would go on to win the game 6-2 and Bryce will be ok. His dignity not so much.

Ever wonder what a pitcher's elbow looks like in slow motion? Yeah...it's gross

2013-05-06T14:02:00.003-07:00

Mommy make it stop!

The Ray's Joel Peralta's elbow is not suppose to look like Kevin Ware's busted ass leg but it does. Just think how uncomfortable Tommy John is right now looking at this while he fiddles with his soft scar.

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Saturday Night Live's Michael Jordan's Wedding Sketch Was Saved By Dikembe Mutombo's Finger Wag

2013-05-06T10:38:00.002-07:00

You can't go wrong with a Dikembe Mutombo finger wag. Otherwise this was just another pitiful SNL attempt at humor. Why is the Good Burger kid on there? Has he ever been remotely funny?

New Irish Chocolate T-Shirts

2013-05-05T21:15:00.002-07:00

We are taking pre-orders now on the brand new IRISH CHOCOLATE AND THE SACK FACTORY T-Shirt. Comes in two colors: Irish Green and Dark Chocolate. These tagless tees are 50% cotton / 50% polyester to give it a soft vintage feel. Comes in adult sizes Small-3XL. If you would like a different size not available please email us and we will do our best to meet your needs.

Shipping starts this week so get your orders in quickly. This will be a limited edition shirt and once they sell out that is it.

It Was That Time Of The Month For Umpire John Hirschbeck, Throws Out Bryce Harper Because He Disagrees With His Shitty Umpiring

2013-05-05T17:35:00.000-07:00

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Good lord. Can you be anymore of a pussy there John Hirschbeck? So what if Bryce Harper disagreed with your bullshit check swing call. You don't throw the guy out of the game. Some of these umpires need to realize that people don't come out and pay good money to watch their fat asses throw out star players for shit like this. If anybody needs to be investigated by Major League Baseball for game fixing it's Hirschbeck. I'm going to say he had big money on the under and/or Pittsburgh Pirates winning and figured the best way to win his bet was by throwing out Bryce in the first inning. Clown move bro!

In my opinion Hirschbeck needs to serve an unpaid suspension for this. I'm not saying the ballplayers should have free reign to shit all over the umpires but to throw out somebody for simply arguing that it was a bad call is not a good reason for an ejection.

What do you think?

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Celtics Scrub Jordan Crawford Told Carmelo After The Game: "Dat Muhfucka Fucked Yo Wife!"

2013-05-02T07:50:00.001-07:00

Classy HoneyNut Cheerios move by Jordan Crawford. I got $100 that says Melo snaps out of his funk and goes off on the Celtics in Game 6. You don't talk about someone's wife like that. Even if she does taste like HoneyNut Cheerios which are delicious by the way.

I Miss Hockey

2013-05-02T07:36:00.001-07:00

This Stanley Cup Playoff promo video brought back a flood of memories. There is no better team sport to watch in person than hockey. It's electric. There is no taking plays off like baseball players do running down the first base line. It's pure grit and determination to get the ultimate prize: Lord Stanley's Cup. When the Atlanta Thrashers moved to Winnipeg because of their dipshit owners and GM I gave up on hockey. I was too pissed off and hurt to even bother watching it anymore. But now after seeing this video it makes me want to watch again despite not having a team allegiance. I got to pick a team to root for though so with my Maryland roots I'm going for the Washington Capitals, the former hated Southeast division rivals of the Thrashers. I've always liked watching Alex Ovechkin. The guy has a personality to match his enormous talent. Plus he fucking loves to mess with Sidney Crosby so that is cool. Go Caps!

NBA Player Jason Collins Is Gay And Can Still Bang With Shaq According To Obama

2013-05-01T08:20:00.002-07:00

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In all seriousness congratulations to Jason Collins for coming out of the closet. Not because he is a hero or anything but because of his timing we weren't succumbed to constant talk about some other closeted third-string quarterback in New York who was released the same day. Thank you Jason Collins.

New Atlanta Falcons Stadium Looks Insane

2013-05-01T08:02:00.000-07:00

I will be the first to admit I wasn't on board at all with building a new stadium for the Atlanta Falcons. I've always thought the Georgia Dome was a great place to watch a football game especially when it gets cold in December and January. Call me a pussy but the last thing I want to do is freeze my ass off while shaking uncontrollably while trying to enjoy a sip of a beer.

But now after seeing these designs I say fuck the 20-year-old Georgia Dome. I want my impact rumble seats! I want to know what it feels like to be Michael J. Fox watching a football game while drinking $15 beer to pay for the cost of the stadium. Do they massage you as well? They sure as hell better!

I also want a blimp above the new stadium so every time they open up the roof it looks like a giant asshole releasing a heavenly fart of NFL goodness. I mean after all if we are going to ignore our horrible schools, roads, traffic and infrastructure in metro Atlanta for a shiny new stadium toy I want it to represent something bigger. It just makes sense. Right Tommy Boy?

Frank Caliendo's Mel Kiper Impersonation

2013-04-29T07:51:00.001-07:00

"TODD, TODD, TODD, TODD, TODD, TODD!"

The Best Yu Darvish Gif

2013-04-25T09:58:00.004-07:00

Just when you think the hitters have caught up to the pitching Texas Rangers starter Yu Darvish breaks out 5 pitches. Yu Nasty!

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2013 NFL Mock Draft

2013-04-25T08:32:00.002-07:00

This is just for shits and giggles. Plus I wanted to see how my mock NFL Draft would compare to Mel Kiper and Todd McShay when all is said and done tonight.

1. Kansas City - Eric Fisher. Everybody has the Chiefs taking Luke Joeckel so I'm going with a mild upset pick here in Fisher. Both of them graded out the same according to scouts and I've heard head coach Andy Reid wants Fisher more than Joeckel. We will see. 2.

2. Jacksonville - Luke Joeckel. The Jags will go with the future left tackle only because KC didn't take him.

3. Oakland - Sharrif Floyd. Oakland would love to get their hands on either one of Fisher or Joeckel but since they are gone they go with the defensive tackle from Florida.

4. Philadelphia - Geno Smith. The Eagles need a QB in the worst way. Geno appears to be the best guy in a horrible QB draft class.

5. Detroit - Lane Johnson. Gotta protect Matthew Stafford.

6. Cleveland - Dion Jordan. Overrated in my opinion he should be a great fit in Cleveland for that god awful franchise.

7. Arizona - Star Lotulelei. This is the one guy in this draft who is a can't miss prospect if he stays healthy. Star is a dominant force and is a great pick for the Cardinals.

8. Buffalo - Matt Barkley. Even though I don't think Barkley is a first round talent I can see Buffalo taking him. Mark Sanchez 2.0.

9. New York Jets - Ezekiel Ansah. He had a great Senior Bowl performance and has shot out of nowhere to get drafted top 10. I'm sure the boo's will be loud and plenty with this pick.

10. Tennessee - Dee Milliner. Once considered a top 5 lock Milliner slides down to the Titans because of the 5 surgeries he has already had. This pick has bust written all over it.

11. San Diego - Jarvis Jones. SacMan Jones reminds me a little bit of Shawne Merriman.

12. Miami - Jonathan Cooper. The Dolphins need inside blocking help and Cooper seems to be the best available.

13. New York Jets - Tyler Eifert. Eifert is the best tight end to enter the draft in a couple of seasons. The only question is who will be throwing it to him?

14. Carolina Panthers - Tavon Austin. Just a gut feeling the Panthers make a risky pick here to get someone for Cam to throw it to.

15. New Orleans - Barkevious Mingo. The Saints need a DE for their new 3-4 defense. The local product should be a fan favorite.

16. St. Louis - D. J. Fluker. Gotta protect Sam Bradford. They could also go Chance Warmack here.

17. Pittsburgh - Kenny Vaccaro. Vaccaro will eventually replace the hair guy in the secondary.

18. Dallas - Chance Warmack. The Cowboys offensive line is in shambles.

19. New York Giants - Xavier Rhodes. The Giants need corners in the worst way. Rhodes is the best one in this class in my opinion.

20. Chicago - Alec Ogletree. Ogletree has many off the field issues but his talent outweighs it. He should be a great fit in Chicago.

21. Cincinnati - Eric Reid. They should take Matt Elam with this pick but from all indications the Bengals staff loves Reid.

22. St. Louis - Sheldon Richardson. Big time steal here for the Rams with Richardson who should start right away.

23. Minnesota - Ryan Nassib. I know this pick makes little sense but does anybody honestly think Christian Ponder is the answer in Minnesota? The Vikings go out on a limb again and pick a QB.

24. Indianapolis - Datone Jones. The Colts need defensive line help and Jones appears to be the best one left on the board.

25. Minnesota - Manti Te'o. Pretty much everybody has the Vikings taking Te'o here and I agree with it. Te'o will be a great fit in Minnesota with a locker room already filled with Golden Domers.

26. Green Bay - Tank Carradine. The Packers need to get younger on the defensive line. Tank should work out just fine.

27. Houston - DeAndre Hopkins. The Texans should take Robert Woods here but instead go with Hopkins.

28. Denver - Sylvester Williams. The best defensive lineman available and the Broncos lost Elvis Dumervil so this kind of makes sense.

29. New England - Desmond Trufant. The Patriots are old in the secondary and Trufant should start right away at the very least in nickel coverage.

30. Atlanta - Jamar Taylor. If the Falcons don't trade up to get either one of Rhodes or Milliner at CB then they settle for one of either Trufant and Taylor at #30 pick.

31. San Francisco - Bjoern Werner. The 49ers add some depth to the defensive line with an underrated beast.

31. Baltimore - Matt Elam. The biggest steal of the first round goes to the Ravens with Ed Reed's replacement in Matt Elam. Elam is a ball hawk who should turn into a star defender for the Super Bowl Champs.

Evan Gattis Mashes Homer In Front of Friends Dressed In White Bear Costumes

2013-04-24T08:07:00.000-07:00

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The legend continues to grow faster than an El Oso Blanco swing. And now Evan Gattis has his own fan club dressed up in white bear costumes. Viva El Oso Blanco!

Lie Witness News - Coachella 2013

2013-04-24T07:56:00.001-07:00

As a noted Notre Dame fan I really have my fingers crossed that Regis and the Philbins will be coming to Atlanta for Music Midtown. This has to happen so I can hang out with my fellow hipsters and talk about stupid shit that nobody cares about.

Nate Gioacchini Destroys Terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

2013-04-23T07:00:00.000-07:00

Yeah I know it's high school wrestling but who gives a shit. It's another dominating American performance vs terrorism. This is just further proof you don't mess with the US of A. Poor little terrorist almost got skunked losing 15-3 to Nate Gioacchini at a Mass high school invitational back in 2009. America! Fuck Yeah!

North Dakota Sports Anchor A.J Clemente Starts Off His Career Right With Some Profanities

2013-04-22T08:13:00.001-07:00

Good job kid. There is nothing more satisfying than starting off your broadcasting career in front of say 400-500 live North Dakotans watching with a "FUCKING SHIT!" comment before completely shitting the bed. I feel worse for Van Tieu. She looked like she just walked into her parent's bedroom on a late Saturday night. Pure fright in those little eyes. The good news for A.J Clemente is it can not get any worse. He was suspended for the cursing on his first day of work. All uphill from here buddy. Plus he graduated from West Virginia University and is used to being from the east coast so he has that going for him.

David Ortiz Eloquently Proclaims "This Is Our Fucking City!" To The Fenway Faithful

2013-04-22T08:05:00.001-07:00

Words of poet I tell you. Big Papi didn't beat around the bush Saturday afternoon when addressing the Fenway Park crowd after a tumultuous 5 days in Boston. "This Is Our Fucking City!" will go down in history as one of the most iconic sayings in Boston history. And before all you jackwagons start screaming "Big Papi isn't even from America!" it doesn't matter. The guy got his American citizenship along with his steroids right here. God bless him.

Matt Wieters and El Oso Blanco With Game-Winning Home Runs

2013-04-19T08:41:00.000-07:00

The Orioles and Rays were all locked up at 6-6 in the bottom of the 10th when Orioles catcher Matt Wieters walked up to the plate with the bases loaded. Orioles Magic would happen on the next pitch...

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Meanwhile in Pittsburgh just moments earlier the Braves and Pirates were all tied up in the top of the 8th when former janitor/ski lift operator/El Oso Blanco stepped up in pinch hitting duty to hit the go ahead bomb for the Bravos. This would be Evan Gattis' 5th homer of the season... Your browser does not support iframes.

Two catchers. Two moments. Two heroes for the respective ball clubs. One a can't miss prospect from Georgia Tech. The other a feel good story about redemption. Gotta love baseball.

Boston Bruins National Anthem Brings Chills

2013-04-18T07:34:00.003-07:00

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Now that is how you do a stirring National Anthem. You got to give it to hockey fans. They get into the National Anthem more than any other fans. The passion is insane. I remember going to an Atlanta Thrashers game right after Dan Snyder died in the Dany Heatley car wreck and they were playing "Amazing Grace" with the bagpipes and then they did the National Anthem. It's the only time I've openly cried my ass off at a sporting event. If I was in Boston last night I would have done the same exact thing.

Now if only I could get Braves fans down here to scream "BRAVES" at the end of the national anthem. I've been doing it for over two decades and still people at the Ted look at me like I'm a crazy person.

Alexander Polli Has Huge Balls of Steel

2013-04-17T14:52:00.000-07:00

I'm actually shocked his balls could even fit through that hole. Any sense of accomplishment in my life pales in comparison to what this batshit crazy person named Alexander Polli pulled off in this insane stunt. I get weak-kneed just standing on a ten-foot diving board. I'm almost positive Polli parks his balls in the Grand Canyon. Where else could he fit them?