tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17546832085054846462011-11-28T01:27:49.481+02:00Pam pam :x miau miau :DBadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-26181424224003783432010-03-10T18:40:00.002+02:002010-03-10T18:40:15.944+02:002010-03-10T18:40:15.944+02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2ah82Z20N-89LaWsZr81XyFCYhI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2ah82Z20N-89LaWsZr81XyFCYhI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2ah82Z20N-89LaWsZr81XyFCYhI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2ah82Z20N-89LaWsZr81XyFCYhI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Badea Gheorghe in tren, in acelasi compartiment cu doi tineri foarte pisicosi.<br /> - Dragul meu, dar ce ma doare gatul.<br /> - Pot sa te pup, draga mea? Si o pupa. Te mai doare, draga mea?<br /> - Nu, puisor, multumesc.<br /> La Cluj, fata spune: <br /> - Dragul meu, ce ma doare capul.<br /> - Pot sa te pup draga mea? Si o pupa. Te mai doare, draga mea?<br /> - Nu ma mai doare, puisor.<br /> La Brasov, badea Gheorghe, dupa ce-si aduna ideile il intreaba pe baiat:<br /> - Auzi domnule, dar la hemoroizi nu te pricepi?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-2618142422400378343?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/gE2VhNQ63dw" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2010/03/probleme-cu-hemoroizii.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-20856990184404085682010-03-10T18:38:00.003+02:002010-03-10T18:38:42.717+02:002010-03-10T18:38:42.717+02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FTDHj8XYOavUiJHhDsvbZ2pWLnA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FTDHj8XYOavUiJHhDsvbZ2pWLnA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FTDHj8XYOavUiJHhDsvbZ2pWLnA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FTDHj8XYOavUiJHhDsvbZ2pWLnA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Adam si Eva se plimbau prin Paradis. Eva il intreaba:<br /> - Adam, ma iubesti?<br /> Adam rabufneste:<br /> - Am vreo alternativa? <a href="http://support.acasa.ro/track_link.php?p=Q2FtcGFpZ25JRD0xMzU5fHx8fEF1dG9SZXNwb25kZXJJRD18fHx8U3Vic2NyaWJlcklEPTM3Nzg4fHx8fExpc3RJRD0yOHx8fHxMaW5rVVJMPWFIUjBjRG92TDJKaGJtTjFjbWt1WVdOaGMyRXVjbTglM0R8fHx8TGlua1RpdGxlPXx8fHxQcmV2aWV3PQ%3D%3D" rel="nofollow" style="color: #448b6e; font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; padding: 5px; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><b><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1268239087_12"></span></b></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-2085699018440408568?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/mZwfWRFelfc" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2010/03/adam-si-eva.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-81793032338468310112010-03-10T18:38:00.001+02:002010-03-10T18:38:01.761+02:002010-03-10T18:38:01.761+02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tHV3fXNZ_WKZoVebRBCYH38qwd8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tHV3fXNZ_WKZoVebRBCYH38qwd8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tHV3fXNZ_WKZoVebRBCYH38qwd8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tHV3fXNZ_WKZoVebRBCYH38qwd8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Un studiu sociologic arata ca barbatii, in general, ies la baut din doua motive:<br /> 1. N-au nevasta.<br /> 2. Au nevasta.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-8179303233846831011?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/UCcgPUOygFw" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2010/03/stiudii.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-75294459013915838102010-03-10T18:37:00.002+02:002010-03-10T18:37:15.129+02:002010-03-10T18:37:15.129+02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-AdjQYiMjx99UymoGioa3_3MfsM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-AdjQYiMjx99UymoGioa3_3MfsM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-AdjQYiMjx99UymoGioa3_3MfsM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-AdjQYiMjx99UymoGioa3_3MfsM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Doi nemti discuta intr-un showroom: <br /> - Ce-i asta, Dacia Duster? <br /> - Duster...da, se pare ca e o masina ... <br /> - Romaneasca, nu? <br /> - Da, cred ca e romaneasca.<br /> - Buna, nu? Garda inalta, cauciucuri groase, 4x4 ... <br /> - Mda ... <br /> - Maaa, ce ti-e si cu romanii astia, ar face orice numai sa nu-si repare drumurile!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-7529445901391583810?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/9FAOKh0AyVs" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2010/03/dacia-duster.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-70003797626345851792010-03-10T18:35:00.000+02:002010-03-10T18:35:47.431+02:002010-03-10T18:35:47.431+02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wstOREkGYXHzlIynznGr64e9ibE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wstOREkGYXHzlIynznGr64e9ibE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wstOREkGYXHzlIynznGr64e9ibE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wstOREkGYXHzlIynznGr64e9ibE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>- Prietene, n-am avut noroc cu nicio nevasta!<br /> - Cum asa?<br /> - Prima a fugit cu un italian....<br /> - Si a doua?<br /> - Nu vrea sa fuga! <a href="http://support.acasa.ro/track_link.php?p=Q2FtcGFpZ25JRD0xMzgzfHx8fEF1dG9SZXNwb25kZXJJRD18fHx8U3Vic2NyaWJlcklEPTM3Nzg4fHx8fExpc3RJRD0yOHx8fHxMaW5rVVJMPWFIUjBjRG92TDJKaGJtTjFjbWt1WVdOaGMyRXVjbTglM0R8fHx8TGlua1RpdGxlPXx8fHxQcmV2aWV3PQ%3D%3D" rel="nofollow" style="color: #448b6e; font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 12px; padding: 5px; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><b><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1268238840_12"></span></b></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-7000379762634585179?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/2DNFTyWjtG8" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2010/03/ghinion-in-casnicii.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-16115879673314774102010-03-10T18:33:00.001+02:002010-03-10T18:33:33.129+02:002010-03-10T18:33:33.129+02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L-Bq-XGEEoFNhbjlXl_wM8V9jAw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L-Bq-XGEEoFNhbjlXl_wM8V9jAw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L-Bq-XGEEoFNhbjlXl_wM8V9jAw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L-Bq-XGEEoFNhbjlXl_wM8V9jAw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Un tip intra intr-un bar tot zgariat pe fata, pe maini, pe picioare si cu hainele sfasiate. Vazandu-l astfel, prietenii il intreaba ce i s-a intamplat.<br /> - Tocmai am ingropat-o pe soacra-mea.<br /> - Si ce legatura are asta cu zgarieturile alea?<br /> - Nu vroia...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-1611587967331477410?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/8Cb6ZZx9otE" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2010/03/soacra-si-ginerele.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-91676071071716355422010-03-10T18:32:00.002+02:002010-03-10T18:32:29.763+02:002010-03-10T18:32:29.763+02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BHSmu-6ZDQ9hPkdPjRYuqbpMHQE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BHSmu-6ZDQ9hPkdPjRYuqbpMHQE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BHSmu-6ZDQ9hPkdPjRYuqbpMHQE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BHSmu-6ZDQ9hPkdPjRYuqbpMHQE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Sotia: Ai facut cumparaturile?<br /> Sotul: Bad command or filename.<br /> Sotia: Dar te-am rugat de dimineata.<br /> Sotul: <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1268238684_12" style="-moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; -moz-background-origin: padding; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;">Syntax Error</span>. Abort?<br /> Sotia: Nici macar noul televizor?<br /> Sotul: Variable not found.<br /> Sotia: Bine, da-mi cartea de credit, merg eu la cumparaturi!<br /> Sotul: Sharing Violation. Access denied!<br /> Sotia: Tu vorbesti serios, glumesti sau incerci sa ma enervezi?<br /> Sotul: Too many parameters...<br /> Sotia: Cum de m-am maritat eu tocmai cu tine?<br /> Sotul: Data type mismatch.<br /> Sotia: Dar salariul cand il iei?<br /> Sotul: <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1268238684_13">File</span> in use. Try later.<br /> Sotia: Ma faci sa ma intreb... ce insemn eu pentru tine?<br /> Sotul: Unknown Virus.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-9167607107171635542?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/UwC4WDzk5O0" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2010/03/discutii-in-casnicie.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-38285060404025343142010-03-10T18:31:00.000+02:002010-03-10T18:31:06.471+02:002010-03-10T18:31:06.471+02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rTr6l3_XztXsC7l7JjmExU2W8Fg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rTr6l3_XztXsC7l7JjmExU2W8Fg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rTr6l3_XztXsC7l7JjmExU2W8Fg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rTr6l3_XztXsC7l7JjmExU2W8Fg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>O pereche sarbatoreste nunta de argint si in acelasi timp si 60 de ani de viata. In timpul celebrarii apare o zana si le zice: <br /> - Ca premiu pentru fidelitatea voastra timp de 25 ani, as vrea sa va implinesc cate o dorinta.<br /> Sotia entuziasmata exclama:<br /> - Vreau sa fac o calatorie in jurul lumii cu sotul meu!!!<br /> Si imediat dupa ce zana a atins-o cu bagheta magica apar doua bilete de avion.<br /> Sotul se gandeste putin si dupa aceea, adresandu-se sotiei zice: <br /> - Atmosfera asta este foarte romantica dar am aceasta sansa doar o singura data in viata asa ca, scuza-ma draga, dar dorinta mea e aceea de a avea o sotie cu 30 de ani mai tanara decat mine.<br /> Sotia ramane socata dar dorinta e dorinta asa ca zana il atinge cu bagheta magica si pac! Sotul devine de 90 de ani!<br /> <br /> Morala: Toti barbatii sunt niste nenorociti, dar zanele sunt femei...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-3828506040402534314?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/enn9Sjmuamk" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2010/03/nunta-de-argint.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-81959777736699408722010-02-19T13:30:00.000+02:002010-02-19T13:30:56.276+02:002010-02-19T13:30:56.276+02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YrnIehGzOKpBAAQB2uP-xUVBahs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YrnIehGzOKpBAAQB2uP-xUVBahs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YrnIehGzOKpBAAQB2uP-xUVBahs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YrnIehGzOKpBAAQB2uP-xUVBahs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Sotul vine acasa hotarat sa isi tapeze sotia de niste banuti, asa ca-i spune:<br /> - Draga mea, daca vrei sa mai facem dragoste, trebuie sa te gandesti si la mine, asa ca, de azi inainte, pentru o partida de sex normala, tariful pe care va trebui sa-l platesti este de 10.000 de lei. Pentru 50.000 poti avea o partida super, iar pentru 100.000 de lei, una ca-n filme.<br /> Zis si facut. Seara, sotia se aseaza in pat, gata dezbracata.<br /> Sotul, un pic nedumerit, da sa o intrebe ce are de gand, cand aceasta ii arata pe noptiera o bancnota de 100 de mii de lei.<br /> - Ei, smechero, zice sotul, vrei direct una ca-n filme!!!<br /> - Nu iubitule, zece normale.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-8195977773669940872?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/jUcIrq_eI0I" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2010/02/sotie-desteapta.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-19443716322955770522010-02-18T16:42:00.005+02:002010-02-18T16:49:00.532+02:002010-02-18T16:49:00.532+02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Xwm6r0TGyMc3tl67QH7phveeMU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Xwm6r0TGyMc3tl67QH7phveeMU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Xwm6r0TGyMc3tl67QH7phveeMU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Xwm6r0TGyMc3tl67QH7phveeMU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/S31TU9pW1UI/AAAAAAAAAF8/4O4BHN2_kDU/s1600-h/WelcomeBack1-1.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 334px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/S31TU9pW1UI/AAAAAAAAAF8/4O4BHN2_kDU/s400/WelcomeBack1-1.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439595544543941954" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br />Multi dintre voi stiti ca, o perioada destul de scurta, m`am ocupat de un blog de divertisment. Din diferite motive blogul nu mai exista asa ca m`am hotarat sa continui lucrul aici.<br />Blogul il am de mult. Este primul meu blog la care am renuntat cand m`am mutat pe subdomeniu, iar apoi pe domeniu propriu.<br />Sper sa il fac si pe acesta cunoscut si sa va binedispun cu ce voi posta.<br /><br />Sa ne citim cu bine :*.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-1944371632295577052?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/A-BxYzqwNRI" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com1http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2010/02/am-revenit.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-3419755310132941392009-06-01T13:29:00.006+03:002010-02-18T16:49:56.098+02:002010-02-18T16:49:56.098+02:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XI7VWJ0098kon3cpO43k8ou6rSA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XI7VWJ0098kon3cpO43k8ou6rSA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XI7VWJ0098kon3cpO43k8ou6rSA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/XI7VWJ0098kon3cpO43k8ou6rSA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>În curând adresa blogului va fi alta .. revin cu detalii când va fi gata :P ..<br /><br />PS: Noua adresă .. <a href="http://www.badpisi.ro"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">http://www.badpisi.ro</span></a>.. see u there :D<br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-341975531013294139?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/PwxpZ9ZWxvM" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/06/hey-yo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-71002162951624051352009-05-29T14:56:00.005+03:002009-05-29T15:04:00.098+03:002009-05-29T15:04:00.098+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iRdp7O95Zbv9MBWY3Zc3qLPomLY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iRdp7O95Zbv9MBWY3Zc3qLPomLY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iRdp7O95Zbv9MBWY3Zc3qLPomLY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iRdp7O95Zbv9MBWY3Zc3qLPomLY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/Sh_OACoYjZI/AAAAAAAAAEs/ZBZUwMsBbqU/s1600-h/Picture+110.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 284px; height: 214px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/Sh_OACoYjZI/AAAAAAAAAEs/ZBZUwMsBbqU/s400/Picture+110.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341214183186271634" border="0" /></a><br />Hehe :D .. maimutsica mea din Bulgaria ..<br />Mersi celui care mi`a adus`o :D.<br />Poze cu maimutsa .. care vrei ?! :))<br />Ieftin :)) ...<br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-7100216295162405135?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/wjNkGKkplKU" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com1http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/hehe-d.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-13155196376192623472009-05-28T21:43:00.004+03:002009-05-28T21:50:21.239+03:002009-05-28T21:50:21.239+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LDbdb1FHKSzTNT6S46c48s76HAo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LDbdb1FHKSzTNT6S46c48s76HAo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LDbdb1FHKSzTNT6S46c48s76HAo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LDbdb1FHKSzTNT6S46c48s76HAo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>P: -Bulă, e a cincea oară când întârzii săptămâna asta, ştii ce înseamnă?<br />B: -Da, probabil este vineri.<br /><br /><br />A: Ştii bancul cu statuia?<br />B: ?????<br />A: Statu ia tot.<br /><br /><br />Bulă îi spuse tatălui:<br />- Astăzi profesorul m-a pus să găsesc cel mai mic multiplu comun.<br />- Nu l-au găsit nici acum? Păi asta se cauta şi când mergeam eu la şcoală..<br /><br /><br />Ce gândesc un optimist şi un pesimist despre criza economică mondială?<br />Optimistul: Vai, vom ajunge cu toţii să cerşim...<br />Pesimistul: De la cine?<br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-1315519637619262347?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/0rOrhy13UNo" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/bancuri-scurte.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-1242339171182458852009-05-28T19:49:00.007+03:002009-05-28T21:33:05.472+03:002009-05-28T21:33:05.472+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/syDauYO51jlJtlsHD123GWN2cUs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/syDauYO51jlJtlsHD123GWN2cUs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/syDauYO51jlJtlsHD123GWN2cUs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/syDauYO51jlJtlsHD123GWN2cUs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/Sh7WUWUnZJI/AAAAAAAAAEk/x0soljoHMCM/s1600-h/Barcelona_Man_Utd_CL.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 321px; height: 228px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/Sh7WUWUnZJI/AAAAAAAAAEk/x0soljoHMCM/s400/Barcelona_Man_Utd_CL.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340941853185762450" border="0" /></a><br /> Am ieşit aseară într`o terasă să văd meciul cu nişte prieteni.. Sincer, am ieşit că mă plictisisem în casă nu pentru meci .. Noi fetele nu ne omorâm cu meciurile.<br />Însă ăsta mi`a plăcut mult, recunosc. Golul lui Messi a fost incredibil :D.. Barcelona a jucat superb, cei de la Manchester probabil erau obosiţi, cu capul în nori de n`au făcut nimic .. Ăştia da jucători, nu ca ai noştri care zici că joacă bambilici în loc de fotbal. Dar asta e .. nu avem ce să facem, decât să ne mulţumim cu ce avem.<br />Felicitări Barcelona !!<br />Şi sper să ajungă şi Dinamo în Champions League, ca să le închidem gura steliştilor :D :D ..<br />Hai DINAMO!! :x :"> ..<br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-124233917118245885?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/n6KhN2Pmq4Y" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com1http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/barcelona-manchester-united.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-12325255364568843252009-05-26T17:54:00.003+03:002009-05-28T20:03:17.924+03:002009-05-28T20:03:17.924+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxOB0GgWwNzsbT7a_KKRASzbZdQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxOB0GgWwNzsbT7a_KKRASzbZdQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxOB0GgWwNzsbT7a_KKRASzbZdQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hxOB0GgWwNzsbT7a_KKRASzbZdQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Un hoţ intră într-o casă şi începe să fure. Fură el cât fură şi aude o voce:<br />- Iisus te priveşte...!!<br />Se uită în jur, nu vede nimic. Mai fură ce mai fură şi iar aude aceeaşi voce. Se uită mai bine, vede un papagal care-i zice:<br />- Eu sunt Moise, iar Iisus te priveşte!<br />- Care-i boul care şi-a botezat papagalul Moise? întreaba hoţul.<br />- Acelaşi bou care şi-a botezat dobermanul Iisus!<br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-1232525536456884325?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/tWtUS4xTynk" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com2http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/hotul-si-papagalu.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-70401419486800439992009-05-25T16:50:00.005+03:002009-05-28T20:03:31.963+03:002009-05-28T20:03:31.963+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Q_SNAwNFvYtoqCILwcWw6PIA-wI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Q_SNAwNFvYtoqCILwcWw6PIA-wI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Q_SNAwNFvYtoqCILwcWw6PIA-wI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Q_SNAwNFvYtoqCILwcWw6PIA-wI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><p style="text-align: left; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Zece membri de partid</span><br />Visau viaţă nouă<br />Unul a vorbit în vis,<br />Şi-au rămas doar nouă.</p><p face="trebuchet ms" style="text-align: left; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><br /></p><div style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> </div><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">Nouă membri de partid<br />De marxism s-au copt!<br />Unul s-a răscopt din ei,<br />Şi-au rămas doar opt!</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><br /></p><div style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> </div><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">Opt membri de partid<br />Au trecut la fapte …<br />Unul a trecut la Tito!<br />Şi-au rămas doar şapte!</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><br /></p><div style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> </div><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">Şapte membri de partid<br />Fac afaceri grase,<br />Unul a intrat la zdup<br />Şi-au rămas doar sase!</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><br /></p><div style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> </div><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">Sase membri de partid<br />Au strigat lozinci,<br />Unul a strigat greşit<br />Şi-au rămas doar cinci!</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><br /></p><div style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> </div><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">Cinci membri de partid<br />Cînd au fost la teatru,<br />Unul n-a aplaudat<br />Şi-au rămas doar patru!</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><br /></p><div style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> </div><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">Patru membri de partid<br />Şi cam toţi evrei,<br />Unul a plecat în Eretz<br />Şi-au rămas doar trei!</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><br /></p><div style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> </div><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">Trei membri de partid<br />Vorbeau de război!<br />Unul a vorbit cam mult,<br />Şi-au rămas doar doi!</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><br /></p><div style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> </div><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">Doi membri de partid<br />Mîndri ca păunul.<br />Unul a înnebunit,<br />Şi-a rămas doar unul!</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><br /></p><div style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> </div><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">Un membru de partid,<br />Cel mai lămurit.<br />A plecat cu Onete-ul<br />Şi n-a mai venit!</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><br /></p><div style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> </div><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">ZERO membri de partid,<br />Luptă pentru pace.<br />Că partidul nostru drag<br />Ştie el ce face!</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><br /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-family:trebuchet ms;" >via </span><a style="font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);" href="http://bodega.ro/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bodega</span></a></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;"><br /></span></p><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-7040141948680043999?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/cGbUYhHNfU8" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com1http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/zece-membrii-de-partid.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-21279391738132872822009-05-25T15:00:00.015+03:002009-05-28T20:03:57.351+03:002009-05-28T20:03:57.351+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8WtSwYzJBRPTH8elUwgp8kOqZUE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8WtSwYzJBRPTH8elUwgp8kOqZUE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8WtSwYzJBRPTH8elUwgp8kOqZUE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8WtSwYzJBRPTH8elUwgp8kOqZUE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>1. Banana Therapy (London, UK)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/ShqLVn8XAwI/AAAAAAAAAEU/2UnoA3Kx9sY/s1600-h/30-Stencil-Graffiti-Artworks-banana-therapy.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/ShqLVn8XAwI/AAAAAAAAAEU/2UnoA3Kx9sY/s400/30-Stencil-Graffiti-Artworks-banana-therapy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339733511816807170" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">2. Ribcage (Paris, France)<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/ShqI88EQQVI/AAAAAAAAAD8/0sVcv9Mromg/s1600-h/30-Stencil-Graffiti-Artworks-ribcage.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 257px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/ShqI88EQQVI/AAAAAAAAAD8/0sVcv9Mromg/s400/30-Stencil-Graffiti-Artworks-ribcage.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339730888698642770" border="0" /></a><br />3. Just do it!! (Lisbon, Portugal)<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/ShqI4CHGivI/AAAAAAAAAD0/_4orCVKNMso/s1600-h/30-Stencil-Graffiti-Artworks-just-do-it.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/ShqI4CHGivI/AAAAAAAAAD0/_4orCVKNMso/s400/30-Stencil-Graffiti-Artworks-just-do-it.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339730804421855986" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">4. Girl Slide (London, UK)<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/ShqIzo1NiiI/AAAAAAAAADs/tWC6SDosekc/s1600-h/30-Stencil-Graffiti-Artworks-girl-slide.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/ShqIzo1NiiI/AAAAAAAAADs/tWC6SDosekc/s400/30-Stencil-Graffiti-Artworks-girl-slide.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339730728916453922" border="0" /></a><br />5. What are u lookin` at?! (London, UK)<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/ShqIvt7CCGI/AAAAAAAAADk/c_6CrysP_pY/s1600-h/30-Stencil-Graffiti-Artworks-camcorder.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 255px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/ShqIvt7CCGI/AAAAAAAAADk/c_6CrysP_pY/s400/30-Stencil-Graffiti-Artworks-camcorder.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339730661563566178" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Mai multe <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://villageofjoy.com/30-stencil-graffiti-artworks-that-are-worth-seeing/">aici</a> .. Enjoy whatchin` :P.<br /><br /><br /></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-2127939173813287282?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/nbuXEwaHcyg" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/graffiti.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-81652967027632588412009-05-24T19:10:00.004+03:002009-05-28T20:04:12.325+03:002009-05-28T20:04:12.325+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/08NRHeD9UFCeSUubGYBVSRx3gZw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/08NRHeD9UFCeSUubGYBVSRx3gZw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/08NRHeD9UFCeSUubGYBVSRx3gZw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/08NRHeD9UFCeSUubGYBVSRx3gZw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>1. Lucrezi în ture ciudate (de noapte)...<br />Întocmai ca şi o prostituată.<br /><br />2. Te plătesc pentru a face clientul fericit...<br />Întocmai ca şi o prostituată.<br /><br />3. Clientul dă mulţi bani, dar angajatorul păstrează aproape fiecare leu...<br />Întocmai ca şi o prostituată.<br /><br />4. Eşti răsplătit pentru împlinirea viselor clientului...<br />Întocmai ca şi o prostituată.<br /><br />5. Ţi se destramă prieteniile şi ajungi să-ţi petreci timpul cu oameni care au aceeaşi profesie ca a ta...<br />Întocmai ca şi o prostituată.<br /><br />6. Când ai o întâlnire cu clientul, trebuie să arăţi foarte bine îngrijit...<br />Întocmai ca şi o prostituată.<br /><br />7. Dar cînd te întorci acasă ţi se pare că ai venit din Iad...<br />Întocmai ca şi o prostituată.<br /><br />8. Clientul vrea să dea mai puţin întotdeauna, dar se aşteaptă la lucruri incredibile din partea ta...<br />Întocmai ca şi o prostituată.<br /><br />9. Când eşti întrebat despre jobul tău, îţi este greu să dai explicaţii...<br />Întocmai ca şi o prostituată.<br /><br />10. În fiecare dimineaţă când te trezeşti îţi spui: "Îmi voi petrece toată viaţa făcând asta."<br />Întocmai ca şi o prostituată.<br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-8165296702763258841?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/iCnw2sIz17Q" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com1http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/adevarul-despre-munca-intr-o-banca.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-79346280134018686702009-05-16T16:21:00.005+03:002009-05-28T20:04:29.856+03:002009-05-28T20:04:29.856+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A-1_sDH3t6RO8UID3p9YI3A34hw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A-1_sDH3t6RO8UID3p9YI3A34hw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A-1_sDH3t6RO8UID3p9YI3A34hw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A-1_sDH3t6RO8UID3p9YI3A34hw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/Sh6U6Z2oVoI/AAAAAAAAAEc/fBUMpKx4NBk/s1600-h/House-MD-Gregory-House-1479.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 177px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/Sh6U6Z2oVoI/AAAAAAAAAEc/fBUMpKx4NBk/s400/House-MD-Gregory-House-1479.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340869939201332866" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"> Păcat.. Era serialul meu preferat, de fapt era singurul<br />serial pe care`l urmăream.<br /> Abia aştept să apară sezonul 6 şi sper să apară cât mai curând.<br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"> La capitolul răbdare nu stau bine deloc ..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"></div></div><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-7934628013401868670?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/osFhzKOILPE" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com1http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/sa-terminat-sezonul-5-din-house.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-78421042045403461572009-05-13T21:21:00.003+03:002009-05-28T20:05:13.017+03:002009-05-28T20:05:13.017+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uWcmPmucC2lYRcaoKQ35q04qnAY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uWcmPmucC2lYRcaoKQ35q04qnAY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uWcmPmucC2lYRcaoKQ35q04qnAY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uWcmPmucC2lYRcaoKQ35q04qnAY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><central><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-5b5f4063d2d29834" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"> <param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"> <param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v7.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D5b5f4063d2d29834%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329483628%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4D5BD746C29E16A4B8BC34114E132B48DA6F3EFB.1E8F568CAD0ACE620A762D48336D456C115669FD%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D5b5f4063d2d29834%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DiZTOmxl8QSMs_GRjIIsMZmAQUrA&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="flvurl=http://v7.nonxt3.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D5b5f4063d2d29834%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1329483628%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4D5BD746C29E16A4B8BC34114E132B48DA6F3EFB.1E8F568CAD0ACE620A762D48336D456C115669FD%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D5b5f4063d2d29834%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DiZTOmxl8QSMs_GRjIIsMZmAQUrA&autoplay=0&ps=blogger" allowFullScreen="true" /></object> <br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Luaţi exemplu` de la copilul ăla :)).<br /></div><br /><br /></div></central><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-7842104204540346157?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/SGydbbSg9nw" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com2http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/crying-game.htmlhttp://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=5b5f4063d2d29834&type=video%2Fmp4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-8594766915375713422009-05-13T19:25:00.001+03:002009-05-28T20:05:28.022+03:002009-05-28T20:05:28.022+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pxDpKQnmhLWM9N-qWzSdfRRJE6k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pxDpKQnmhLWM9N-qWzSdfRRJE6k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pxDpKQnmhLWM9N-qWzSdfRRJE6k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pxDpKQnmhLWM9N-qWzSdfRRJE6k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>În Satu Mare un tip intră într-un bar cu un crocodil în lesă şi întreabă barmanul:<br />- Nu vă supăraţi, aici serviţi unguri?<br />- Da, cum să nu, luaţi loc! Ce vă aduc?<br />- Mie o bere şi lui 2 unguri!<br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-859476691537571342?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/qsXUxdRXW2c" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com1http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/2-unguri.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-64123500908687907492009-05-13T17:58:00.007+03:002009-05-28T20:05:43.223+03:002009-05-28T20:05:43.223+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tzXa9dZcGMYMNOqIBBbk6Rcs_6Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tzXa9dZcGMYMNOqIBBbk6Rcs_6Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tzXa9dZcGMYMNOqIBBbk6Rcs_6Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tzXa9dZcGMYMNOqIBBbk6Rcs_6Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: justify;">Valentin Gabrielescu (liderul de vârstă al Senatului):<br />"Deci hotărâm că e foarte urgent şi, prin urmare, amânăm".<br /><br />Nicolae Văcăroiu<br />Noi suntem puţin cu capul pătrat...<br /><br />Florin Georgescu, ministrul finanţelor<br />Lumea are voie să aibă 2 conturi: un cont în lei, un cont în valută şi un cont de investiţii. Mai mult nu.<br /><br />CV Tudor<br />...nu-mi intra capul printre gratiile înaltelor porţi, aşa că am sărit gardul.<br /><br />Victor Surdu, preşedinte PDAR<br />Nu ne vom relansa decât prin muncă, bani, bani şi iar bani.<br /><br />Siliviu Somincu, deputat PSM<br />Europa va trebui să-şi adapteze structurile, ca România să se poate integra.<br /><br />Viorel Cataramă, lider PNL<br />Sunt aicea printre noi, în această sală, tinerii care au murit în revoluţia din decembrie 1989.<br /><br />Constantin Popescu, vicepreşedinte PS<br />Daca tranziţia a reuşit putem spune că operaţia a reuşit şi pacientul a murit.<br /><br />Sergiu Nicolaescu, senator PDSR<br />Acestea sunt întrebări care trebuiesc puse celui întrebat.<br /><br />Adrian Năstase, preşedinte PDSR<br />Ceea ce este dramatic pentru un om ca mine este că semnează mai mult decât citeşte.<br /><br />Radu Berceanu, deputat PD<br />Problema homosexualilor trebuie privită bărbăteşte, în faţă...<br /><br />Ioan Gavra, deputat PUNR<br />Am o vilă mare cu 70 de apartamente, care se cheamă şi bloc, în care stau şi eu.<br /><br />Antonie Iorgovan, judecător curtea constituţională<br />La noi, şefii de partide sunt ca vacile în India.<br /><br /><br />Menţionez că funcţiile pot fi de domeniul trecutului..<br /><br /><br /></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-6412350090868790749?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/tPlYNE-mT70" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com1http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/perle-politice.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-79035144363111862092009-05-13T13:34:00.005+03:002009-05-28T20:06:09.548+03:002009-05-28T20:06:09.548+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aTzjmXL22XmUPsZNWdZiZ4uvHZ4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aTzjmXL22XmUPsZNWdZiZ4uvHZ4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aTzjmXL22XmUPsZNWdZiZ4uvHZ4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aTzjmXL22XmUPsZNWdZiZ4uvHZ4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Băiatul</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">ciobanului</span> se <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">hotărăşte</span> să <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">îi</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">zică</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">tatălui</span> său că e <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">gay</span>.<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Într-o</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">dimineaţă</span> se <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">ambiţionează</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">şi</span> zice:<br />- Auzi, tată!! Sunt <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">GAY</span>...<br />... <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Ciobanul</span> stă, se <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">gândeşte</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">şi</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">îl</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">întreabă</span>:<br />- <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Băiete</span>!! Ai costum <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Armany</span>?<br />- ... Nu...<br />- <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Foloseşti</span> parfum <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Boss</span>?<br />- ... Nu...<br />- Dar <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">maşină</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Porsche</span> ai?<br />- <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">Ştii</span> bine că nu am....<br />- Măi <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">băiete</span>! Tu nu <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">eşti</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">gay</span>, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">eşti</span> un <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">poponar</span> de <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">rând</span>..<br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-7903514436311186209?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/bB98XxQOalQ" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com1http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/sunt-gay.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-4566291779786670262009-05-12T23:54:00.014+03:002009-05-13T13:41:56.608+03:002009-05-13T13:41:56.608+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3-CKWFmfRnqV-2GhwGOL4FYbeL4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3-CKWFmfRnqV-2GhwGOL4FYbeL4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3-CKWFmfRnqV-2GhwGOL4FYbeL4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3-CKWFmfRnqV-2GhwGOL4FYbeL4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div style="text-align: center;"><br />1. Cathedral of Brasilia – Brazilia<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/SgnlYvYC_qI/AAAAAAAAADE/9xLY-Wh32c8/s1600-h/20-unusual-churches-p1-brasilia-cathedral.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 248px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/SgnlYvYC_qI/AAAAAAAAADE/9xLY-Wh32c8/s400/20-unusual-churches-p1-brasilia-cathedral.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335047446794010274" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br />2. Atomium -Belgia<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/SgnkPBxu20I/AAAAAAAAACs/YvmxHWaeG1Y/s1600-h/30+atomium.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/SgnkPBxu20I/AAAAAAAAACs/YvmxHWaeG1Y/s400/30+atomium.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335046180423260994" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">3. Guggenheim Museum-Spania (Bilbao)</div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/Sgnj_FBfl_I/AAAAAAAAACc/F1z3BkFcD3M/s1600-h/27-dongatonheimmuseum-thumb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/Sgnj_FBfl_I/AAAAAAAAACc/F1z3BkFcD3M/s400/27-dongatonheimmuseum-thumb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335045906416769010" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">4. Stone House-Portugalia (Guimaraes)<br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/Sgnj4hLLDNI/AAAAAAAAACU/5LUZKX5F-sM/s1600-h/18-stonehouse-thumb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qY1jWXsdSuY/Sgnj4hLLDNI/AAAAAAAAACU/5LUZKX5F-sM/s400/18-stonehouse-thumb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335045793714474194" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> Mie sincer astea mi`au plăcut cel mai mult..<br />Păcat că nu avem şi noi aşa clădiri ciudate, dar în acelaşi timp superbe.<br />Mai multe găsiţi <a href="http://villageofjoy.com/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">aici</span></span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span> Vizionare plăcută!!<br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-456629177978667026?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/QjDgobo0CQY" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com3http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/cele-mai-mari-ciudatenii-arhitecturale.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754683208505484646.post-60504408349795089592009-05-12T17:59:00.006+03:002009-05-28T20:06:34.683+03:002009-05-28T20:06:34.683+03:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hn0P6jb5fkrWgCBWDS8EPBcEyvk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hn0P6jb5fkrWgCBWDS8EPBcEyvk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hn0P6jb5fkrWgCBWDS8EPBcEyvk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hn0P6jb5fkrWgCBWDS8EPBcEyvk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Well, după unele încercări eşuate de a posta pe două bloguri, m`am decis să`mi fac eu singură unul. De ce ?! Pentru a nu mai avea surpriza că am rămas fără cont iar posturile mele au fost trecute sub un alt nume .. Mdea, grădina Domnului e plină de idioţi cu mult tupeu. Exemple n`are rost să dau ..<br />So.. let`s see what i can do or say :) ..<br /><br /><br /></span></span><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1754683208505484646-6050440834979508959?l=badpisi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/ddJu/~4/AQXwr31d28o" height="1" width="1"/>BadPisihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12404013229825802879noreply@blogger.com0http://badpisi.blogspot.com/2009/05/miau-miau.html