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Why fire brigade color is red

2014-01-05T12:07:00.001+05:30

Why FIRE BRIGADE'S color is RED?
Ans: FIRE engine has a LADDER. LADDER has STEPS. STEPS r to b climbed by FOOT. FOOT is to b measured by a RULER. RULER can b a KING or QUEEN. ELIZABETH is the QUEEN of ENGLAND. ELIZABETH is also the name of a SHIP, SHIP sails on WATER. WATER has FISHES. FISHES hav FINS. The people of FINLAND r called FINS. The national flag of FINLAND is RED. So fire engine is RED.

Mercedes smashed with scooter

2014-01-05T12:06:00.001+05:30

In Delhi, A Mercedes smashed into a scooter.

Mercedes Guy : Salle jaanta hai mera baap DSP hai .. !!

Scooter wala : Bhai mein Delhi ka naya Chief Minister hoon........

Mercedes smashed with scooter

2014-01-05T12:05:00.001+05:30

In Delhi, A Mercedes smashed into a scooter.

Mercedes Guy : Salle jaanta hai mera baap DSP hai .. !!

Happy new year 2014

2013-12-28T23:27:00.001+05:30

2013 Tezi se Guzar raha hai...

Agar maine apko koi dukh diya ho ya meri wajah se apko koi takleef hui ho to.....

Plz

zara sochiye..
Pehle aap ne hi koi panga liya hoga..
warna aisa to ho hi nahi sakta k mere jaisa... Masoom
Samajhdar
insan aap ke saath kuch bura kare

Agar aap samajhdar hain to mujh se sorry bol dain..
Dil ke hum bohot achhe hai shayad maaf ker den...

Batana mera farz tha Baqi aap ki marzi.....

Mom And Son

2013-10-16T22:39:00.001+05:30

Son : Mummy aap papa ke upar baith kar jump Q karti ho?
Mom :papa mote ho gayen hain na.... Unke pet ki hawa nikalti hoon.
Son : Kya fayda, kaamwali aunty papa ki pant utarkar muh lagakar phir se hawa bhar deti hai...

Hot And Sexy

2013-08-27T09:08:00.003+05:30

Koi Bhi Girl Hot And Sexy Ho Sakti
Hai
Bas
Dekhne Vaale Insaan Ki Neeyat Gandi
Honi Chahiye

Adult

2013-08-27T09:08:00.001+05:30

Jodha ke bade boobs dekh kar
tansen ne birbal se kaha : yar ek bar jodha ke boobs chuswa de , 1000 asharfia dunga.
Birbal ne jodha ke bra me 2 boond khujli ki dawai daal di.
Jaise hi jodha ne bra pehni, khujli suru ho gayi.
Akbar ne birbal se ilaaj pucha.
Birbal : agar kisi surile gane wale se chuswa do to zeher nikal jayega.
Akbar ne tansen ko boobs chusne ka hukm diya.
Tansen ka kaam ho gaya. Next day birbal ne asharfia mangi, Tansen taal gaya.
Birbal : mujhe pata tha madarchod ki tu aisa hi karega isliye dawayi ki 4 boond akbar ki chaddi me bhi daal di hain.
Bhen ke lode, taiyaar reh, abhi bulawaa aata hi hoga..

Fashion Craze

2013-08-27T09:07:00.005+05:30

Fashon Ka Zamana Hai
Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
Amul ? The Taste Of India.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush
Hua,
Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
Kurkure ? Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

Santa And His Neighbour

2013-08-27T09:07:00.003+05:30

MULLA: Tera Birthday kab hai?
SARDAR: Next week, Why?
MULLA: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
SARDAR: Tera Birthday kab hai?
MULLA: Next month, Why?
SARDAR: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai.
(Har baar sardar chutya nahi hota)????.

Wife Saying I Am Pregnant To Santa

2013-08-27T09:07:00.001+05:30

Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..

A Heart Touching Story

2013-08-27T09:06:00.003+05:30

A very heart touching story.....

Kutte ka bachcha apni maa se.....

"Maa... Pitaji dikhne mein kaise the?"

Maa boli..."Pata nahi beta...pichhe se aye the...pichhe se hee chale gaye."??

Delhi Belly Spirit

2013-08-27T09:06:00.001+05:30

Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah msg sabko sunao
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka.
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka?
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.

A Girl And Santa

2013-08-27T09:05:00.001+05:30

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
"Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha"
Santa ne Hosla diya
"Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab
dekh lena".

An Advocate And A Girl

2013-08-27T09:04:00.003+05:30

Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha?
1st usne Muje Giraya?
Fir behnji,
Fir Blous Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Petikot Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Apki Behn Chud gayi vakil sahib.

Mona And Rema

2013-08-27T09:04:00.001+05:30

Mona-subah subah doodhwala bahut dabata h

Rema-kya?
Mona-Doorbell.

Rema-Isse accha toh mera paperwala h niche se daal k chala jata h

Santa With His Wife

2013-08-27T09:03:00.001+05:30

Santa apni biwi se :~ 1 glass doodh dena.
Biwi :~ 'bra'upar kar ke boli muh laga kar peelo.
Santa : ~kamini, teri isi harkat k karan main pani nahi mangta ..??

Difference Between Girls And Boys

2013-08-27T09:02:00.003+05:30

Girl 1: ?I am in love
Girl 2:? who is he??
Girl 3: ??how does he look?
Girl 4: ??wat color?
Girl 5: ?how tall is he??
Girl 6:?? wat is he doing?
Girl 7: ??who r his frnds?
Girl 8: ??total wealth?
After full inspection
All Girls:? Be careful he might be a bad guy.
Girl1: ??OK.
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Same situation
Boy 1: ?I am in love

Boy 2:?Thoka?
Boy 3:?Thoka?
Boy 4:?Thoka?
Boy 5:?Thoka?
Boy 6:?Thoka?
Boy 7:?Thoka?
Boy 8:?Thoka?
Boy 1: nahi sirf dabaye
??????

Santa In Love

2013-08-27T09:02:00.001+05:30

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

Teacher Asking What Love Is

2013-08-27T09:01:00.003+05:30

Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
'L' ko hath me lekar
'O' ko dabate hue
'V' me dalte waqt jo
'E' ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!

It Is Said That...

2013-08-27T09:01:00.001+05:30

Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Teacher And Student

2013-08-27T09:00:00.003+05:30

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

What Is Love

2013-08-27T09:00:00.001+05:30

Definition
What is Love???
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Answer by a boy - Love is the 7th sense of human which destroys all 6 senses n make the person nonsense..

Eyes

2013-08-27T08:58:00.001+05:30

Read it twice you will know the fact of life..
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God has given us
REAL EYES to
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REALISE the
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REAL LIES..

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2013-02-23T18:27:00.000+05:30

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Haryanvi joke

2013-02-18T17:11:00.001+05:30

Haryanvi Jhatka :
Husband apni anpadh wife se-Darling,Honeymoon k liye chalen?
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Wife- Main to ibe kapde dhou su maa ne le ja...