Daily Jokes

Today is world's animal's day... Take a moment and think of ur ex plz!

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:45:00 +0000

Haha

What sort of key cant open a door - I dont Know - A monkey - HAHAHA - A monkey Appears and Say LIES lol

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:45:00 +0000

Long drives itself are gonna be the ultimate GIFTS for girlfriends now!

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:44:00 +0000

Lol

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:43:00 +0000

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put
$10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on
the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The blonde pinned the note to the kids shirt and sent him home to show it to
his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting
beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

My room mate ate a hotdog without a bun.. Now i have an uneven ratio of hotdogs to buns..

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:42:00 +0000

Lolsotrue No 187 - That mini heart attack you have when you realized you tipped our chair back just a little too far.

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:41:00 +0000

Once upon a time, every man wanted his wife to look like Aishwarya Rai !!

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:39:00 +0000

Now, Aishwarya Rai has started looking like every man's wife !!

Yeah, I'm gonna get stuff done today - Internet Says NOpe

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:38:00 +0000

Brotip Jokes No 1941 - Never let yourself be someones back-up plan. You are better than that.

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Wed, 30 May 2012 06:37:00 +0000

Man on a Date always wonders if he'll get lucky or not..

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Sat, 26 May 2012 21:44:00 +0000

But d woman always knows..

Exercise - I thought you said Accesorize

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Sat, 26 May 2012 21:43:00 +0000

I don't Always listen to Metallica... But when I do Nothing else Matters.

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Sat, 26 May 2012 21:43:00 +0000

You could'nt handle me even if I came with Instructions.

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Sat, 26 May 2012 21:42:00 +0000

If you love someone .. Set them free ..

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Sat, 26 May 2012 21:41:00 +0000

If they come back ..
No one else wants them ..

Future Generation will never know this unique Relationship.

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Sat, 26 May 2012 21:41:00 +0000

Not sure IF I should go out and Enjoy life... Or stay home and Not a poor Tommorow.

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Sat, 26 May 2012 21:40:00 +0000

Make your Own Luck

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Sat, 26 May 2012 21:39:00 +0000

Oh, you knew that song before it was Popular, You must be so Cool.

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Sat, 26 May 2012 21:39:00 +0000

Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my "M" back.....

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Sat, 26 May 2012 21:36:00 +0000

you know, since you're not using it. Sincerely, _usic.

How to tell if your contacts are Inside-Out - If you look closely, You'll see the sides flare out a bit like this. And if you put them in like that, they kinda fell like this.

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Sat, 26 May 2012 21:10:00 +0000

Wear unironed Shirt to work no one says anything

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Fri, 25 May 2012 12:39:00 +0000

This outfit makes me look fat - Yes - You are Right

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Fri, 25 May 2012 12:39:00 +0000

Husband is like a split Ac...no matter how loud he is outside...

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Fri, 25 May 2012 12:22:00 +0000

but inside he is designed to remain..silent..cool...and operated by a remote control.. :D

Oh my God this camera is amazing!! - It even has Auto Zoom!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Fri, 25 May 2012 12:20:00 +0000

Oh you drink Diet Soda, you must be so Healthy!!

noreply@blogger.com (Jo King) — Fri, 25 May 2012 10:59:00 +0000