Blibble Blabble

It's finally come to this

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 06:35:00 +0000

Words Escape Me

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:00:00 +0000

STEP 1: First Cut a Hole in Bottom of Box

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:57:00 +0000

Internet Photo Meanings Revealed

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:27:00 +0000

CHA CHA on the iPhone

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:42:00 +0000

There's this new thing called frozen water....

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:40:00 +0000

What do you mean I've been REJECTED?

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:31:00 +0000

From FAILBLOG.ORG

Silly Kitty

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:45:00 +0000

I think this cat is a little slow on the uptick...

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:56:00 +0000

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

Fuck Oklahoma!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:26:00 +0000

I swear I live in a state filled to the brim with god-damned retards! Is it something in the water? In the air? I simply don't get how there could be this many stupid people living in one area. What's worse is the fact that they are PROUD that they are stupid. They are stupid and they KNOW that they are stupid, yet choose to remain ignorant rather then get a clue and educate themselves.. OKLAHOMA, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Off 'till the start of November

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:17:00 +0000

I'm in the process of moving, so no new updates until I get settled. Moving sucks.

Hollywood Remakes Films That They Shouldn't

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:16:00 +0000

There's a big list of classic movies getting ready to be remade or re-imagined. One of my biggest pet peeves is seeing an old favorite destroyed by the current Hollywood machine. A prime example is Death Race (2008) directed by Paul WS Anderson. Death Race 2000 from 1975 is a certifiable cult classic and as such shouldn't be tampered with. The current incarnation completely changed the story and sucked all of the fun and humor out of the film in the process. Same goes for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre from 1974. The 2003 version removed EVERYTHING that made the original good. Genuine shock and horror was replaced by over the top gore and t&a. I'm all for t&a adding value to a flick, but don't use it as a substitute for competent film making. Here's my list of films that should NOT get a remake.

#1 - The Evil Dead (1981)
Sam Raimi created a low budget masterpiece that is now up for a remake by - Sam Raimi. Sam- don't try to improve on your past. The original film couldn't be any better than it already is. You're turning into George Lucas by doing this.

Here' s a clip of the original - you can't improve on perfection:

#2 - Logan’s Run (1976)
The story of a utopia set in a shopping mall. just don't plan on living past 30, and don't let your sandman partner find out you're leaving. The remake is set for 2010. Whatta you bet the character Jessica (played by Jenny Agutter in the original) gets replaced by Jessica Simpson or some other bubble headed bimbo with big boobs and no acting ability whatsoever?

#3 - Friday The 13th (1980)
Set to be released in 2009 by the Same doofus that remade Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Marcus Nispel) - I'm sure this movie will suck compared to the original. Come on Marcus, you've already ruined one classic. Are you really trying to be the next Uwe Boll?

#4 - Hellraiser (1987)
Due out next January and sure to suck. Who knows if Doug Bradley will return as Pinhead or not? I hope it tanks.

#5 - TRON (1982)
Rumor has it that in 1982, many of the Disney animators refused to work on the movie TRON for fear that it would render their classic hand drawn artistry obsolete. The movie still has a look and style that is compelling today. Let's see how the 2010 version screws it up.

#6 - Clash of the Titans (1981)
The classic Ray Harryhausen visual masterpiece is scheduled for a 2010 remake by Stephen Norrington of Blade and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen fame. All of that cool claymation will probably be replaced by cheap looking CGI.

#7 - Akira (1988)
The classic anime is being slated for a two part renovation, possibly starring Leonardo DiCaprio of all people. Sorry. I won't be attending this one.

#8 - A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
Please, I'm begging you Hollywood. Leave my classic horror films alone! Since it's going to be from Michael Bay, you know it will be a snooze fest! A totally CGI one at that. I'm so sorry Freddie.

#9 - Escape From New York (1981)
There's simply no way, NO WAY that this movie could possibly be made any better. The Caddy with Chandeliers on the front? Irreplaceable. The release is supposed to be scheduled for 2009.

#10 - Near Dark (1987)
I LOVE THIS MOVIE! If you can find this film you owe it to yourself to give it go. The mood and backdrop is totally like the area I live in. Perfect atmosphere for this Midwest vampire flick. The remake is to be made by music video director Samuel Bayer, so you know it will only be watchable by the current generation of a.d.d. afflicted MTV viewers. I love this movie so much that I may just do a separate write up about it.

That's all the time I have for now, but be sure to check back as I will be continuing this list in the future. I recently found out there is a remake of Blade Runner coming and I surely have something to say about that! If you know of any films that should be added in a future installment, or disagree about a particular film, be sure to leave a comment!

McDonald's gone bad

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:29:00 +0000

Apparently McDonald's has turned into a creepy place since I was a child.

Check this out:

- Look at those evil eyes. She looks like she's a zombie about to assault you with that burger.

Also this:

- I'm not quite sure I'm ready for an emo, punk, junkie Ronald. I was waiting for him to pull his kit from his pocket to tie off with. That or some sort of dildo.

Need more proof? OK here you go:

How about a little truth in advertising? Lke this:

The examples above, plus the virus infected MP3 players from 2006 proves beyond a doubt that McDonald's is evil. I always knew there was something off about Ronald and those burgers. Speaking of zombies:

When Snake Heads ATTACK!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:59:00 +0000

Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:15:00 +0000

From Daily Kos

Brain Piercing

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:40:00 +0000

From tattooique

They drill small holes in your scull, then pass a metal (gold or silver) ring through them. The trick is that the ring presses the brain tissue and invokes euphoria. The whole procedure is carried under an anesthesia and after the ring is passed, it does not cause any pain.
So they will cut you hair first, then bore in your scull two tiny foramens with a drill, then drag the ring through them with the bent needle. The foramens will be done on your nucha - there is an especially sensitive range of a brain. The ring will easily massage it and keep you in the state of euphoria. The only problem you can face is that you will have to try hard to find a piercer. There are very few persons capable. And the price is $1000 for the whole procedure.

$1000 to be happy all the time? Sounds like a bargain to me!!! I think I should do this...

A couple of funnies

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:48:00 +0000

from The FAIL Blog

Fixed Comments

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:51:00 +0000

Fixed comments, missed a step setting them up. all is well now.

Traffic Cops - Swedish Girls run onto Motorway Highway hit by lorry and survive

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:47:00 +0000

Now that's hardcore - I want to reproduce with these women.

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:35:00 +0000

ARRRRRR! Today be international talk like a pirate day! What are ye planning for September 19th?

Go ye here, and abandon all hope!

Thousands mob funeral of slain Hells Angels leader

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:39:00 +0000

From The National Examiner:

The funeral of Mark "Papa" Guardado, the 46-year-old president of the San Francisco chapter shot down after a barroom brawl, brought about 2,000 Hells Angels to Duggan's Serra Mortuary in Daly City, most driving the biggest, baddest, loudest Harleys ever.

Police are looking for a member of the rival Mongols Motorcycle Club, whom they believe to be a suspect in Guardado's shooting.

I thought all the motorcycle clashes ended in the late 70's / early 80's - guess not.

The Bush Years

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:53:00 +0000

The only thing missing at this point, is people jumping out of windows on Wall Street...

Dumbest Criminal Ever

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:33:00 +0000

Stealth Cat

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:24:00 +0000

(un)TRUE quotes by John McCain - caution: Very Raw

noreply@blogger.com (Jeff) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:29:00 +0000

"At least I'm okay." - John McCain on 9/11

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene." -John McCain on free trade

"One time a pipe in my sink burst so I can relate to what they're going through" - John McCain on Hurricane Katrina victims

"It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something." - John McCain on holocaust deniers

"Joe Lieberman can suck a mad cock." - John McCain on how well Joe Lieberman sucks the cock.

"he looks like an educated chimp. I can't see why anyone with half a brain would want to vote for that stink-ape" - John McCain on Barack Obama

"If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises." - John McCain on Women

"Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the non-fiction section." - John McCain on religion

"I mean, they lost both parents. That's just careless." - John McCain on orphans

"My family is just like any American family. I teach my children the values of compassion, dedication, and annihilating the impure with a sword of holy fire just like any other father." - John McCain on Religion

"Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me." - John McCain on Abortion

"I'm not being insensitive, but maybe Steve Irwin started it. Not like he can say otherwise now." - John McCain on Steve Irwin

"It's not gay to suck your own dick, only if you swallow." - John McCain on being Political Correct