Chaos is my life.

James the Preacher

2012-09-16T12:19:00.001-07:00

James “The Preacher” Lyman aka exposingthecults aka falsegospelmocker Thinks Women Should Stay At Home And Clean And Children Shouldn’t Go To School,He Hates Gays,Goth,Blacks,Latinos,Etc.
WATCH THE VIDEO ABOVE & SEE WHAT I MEAN.
This man is a fucking joke! Thinking women should have NO rights whatsoever? That it’s a sin for us to work or get a decent education? WE our Americans too! I hope someone blows ya fucking head off for being such an uneducated fuck. YOU are useless to the American people, you have no job, you abuse the wife & 6 kids, you eat cats live in a RV in Florida & spew such untrue psychotic garbage. You say us women aren’t allowed to have opinions or let OUR voices be heard. Oh & not ALL women with short hair are dykes. Not all goth people are horrible. We can vote, we can be independent, we don’t need no god damn man! & abortion isn’t murder, it’s a choice & we should be allowed to do whatever we want with our bodies, I for one would defiantly get an abortion if it was a rape baby & if you say it’s a sin then I suppose I will be going to hell on a greased rail & do I give 2 shits? NO! Cause no one tells me what the fuck to do, I am my own person & if that makes me a bad person than boo fucking hoo! James, you are about as bad if not worse than them inbred freaks who run westboro baptist church. In fact, you & Fred Phelps would make such an adorable couple. :) I mean you are anti gay & think everything in life’s a SIN! Ugh & don’t even get me started on the Phelps family, they are SCUM! saying our soldiers are going to hell? seriously Fred? & the dead ones are already in hell? FUCK YOU! my grandfather was a good man & I swear if I ever see any of you picketing the burial site for OUR military men & women I will happily throw my own shit at you for being so god damn ignorant. If you people HATE America than GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!! No one wants you here anyways so please by all means do us a favor & go already. I’m independent. somewhat educated, I have short hair, I am goth/punk I think for myself, I am bi sexual, & I don’t need no man to make me feel complete so take that false Gospel garbage you keep on preaching about & shove it up your smelly tight asshole!

Here is some info for you Mr. fake Preacher.
Mary conceived from immaculate conception….OR…she banged the neighbor&then told her hubby that god had sent an angel….OR If Mary was a daughter of God..and if Jesus called us his brothers&sisters…does that make God & Mary Lannisters? Also I’m no atheist, Try agnostic..& after that,try not being so single minded.Others have thoughts too, prick!

https://www.facebook.com/jamesthepreacher
http://www.religimania.com/2010/12/james-preacher-lyman-hates-america.html
http://www.youtube.com/user/falsegospelmocker/videos?sort=dd&flow=grid&view=0&page=1

Da proof is in the pudding

2012-09-16T12:16:00.001-07:00

The THINGS in red pretty much answers shit itself. when you re-blogged the source it showed the sources name & you can clearly see that it’s my name I use on here bundy-is-my-sex-slave so basically what I’m trying to say Susan is, EVERY TIME you re-blogged ANY photos I have posted on my tumbler I knew it was you, each time, so these little lies aren’t working for you no more I’m not boo boo the damn fool. So again & I ask you this, How in the fuck am I stalking you when you are the one clearly doing so & not smart enough to hide the fact that you are? Tumbler notifies you on the account when someone either likes, re-blogged ANYTHING you post or re-post onto ya page so seriously, how is that stalking you? When you re blogged that video I posted about you it showed up as a notification on my tumbler account. So if you re blog this or the large book like blog I wrote about you for YOU attached with a new video from my good friend Wookie who mind you made the latest video without me knowing until he already had it uploaded, that will also show up, anything you re blog from me INFORMS me so! as it does for everyone on this site, not just me. FUCK you are so fucking stupid! & no It wasn’t me that did this my friend or that friend as you called him sent them before he made the video! I would LOVE to see any proof you supposedly have of me. Oh but wait, you don’t have any, for someone who likes to talk all that shit at lest back it up instead of looking like a total fool like you now do. You’ve just been PWNED dumb ass! Need I say more? :)
can we now say, BUSTED!
Now what? HA-HA-HA

An Ode to my 7 year stalker

2012-09-16T12:13:00.002-07:00

Let me make this very clear before I begin dishing shit out. I’m only writing this is because I’m sick of this shit. Sick of you calling me a slut, whore & for what? cause you are mad that I won’t friend you on the internet or in real life? & have the GULL to test me & try & spook me? Honey you are as scary as a cracked out tranny looking for a dick to suck in a back alley on a dark rainy night. oh I’m so scared I’m shivering. HA-HA-HA!!!!! Get over yourself already just cause we were with the same boy don’t mean that we have to instantly be best friends so seriously folks why is it that immature twats with no life LOVE to fight over the internet? Seriously? what good does it do. Does it solve issues? Nada! For someone to say I have no life is real hilarious when in fact I do have a life. I am a mother, I work, & I go to school. Yeah I heard about that hilarious thing you wrote about me. You say I’m a nobody? well if I’m such a nobody according to you then why must you follow me around online for, after nearly 7 years? It KILLS you that I won’t talk nor be friends with you. You have openly asked me why I don’t wanna be friends with you countless times on Facebook & seemed to hurt ya feelings. I have the chat history so I dare you to try & deny the whole thing. Oh & by the way why would I wanna see you for when I am not even anywhere near Charleston? SEE you be stalking my fucking Facebook as well. The world does indeed revolve around me ya dumb cunt! & even if I was in town, why the fuck would I wanna waste time & money on going to see you for? I have better things to do like spending time my with child & so forth. & don’t get me wrong I am nowhere near afraid of you or your little alcoholic slutty drug addict posse, I just choose to not wind up in jail for murdering a bunch of low life tards cause my son needs me considering his own father is a piece of fat fucking shit & wants nothing to do with him whatsoever. & another thing, I had no idea you were even in W.V. until my friend put that shit on blast about what you said ” come see me Mary” in the video he made about you last night & unlike you darling, I do not LIVE on ya pages nor even lurk them, hell last time I even saw ONE thing from you was when YOU’D FOLLOW ME ON HERE & I WOULD GO TO YOUR PAGE & SIMPLY BLOCK YOU. Sheeesh…..I simply just stated in that video for YOU too just fuck off & you go & get all butt hurt?

I owe you NOTHING! & trust me, you are the last person on my mind PERIOD! YOU say you are sorry for calling me a whore YET you post shit that is obviously pointed towards me about my pussy being loose, wow bitch it’s like you want me to notice you & argue with you well look here miss kooky pants, I am 25 now NOT 19. I have better things to do now than have repeated retarded over the internet arguments with yo dumb ass. You say you have evidence of me stalking you??? haha I laugh at you & the ignorant shit that comes out of your mouth and or finger tips as you type all of the psychotic fantasy bullshit that you created. We ALL know you in love with me or you wouldn’t have made 2 twitter accounts trying to request me so I’d approve you AND you wouldn’t have made a 2nd Tumbler account after I rejected the first once, well blocked it rather. WE have nothing in common, you just think so cause you COPY almost EVERYTHING I say or do. all the batman posts, the GG Allin shit oh & in case you are all who the fuck that guy is well he is that bald naked dude with the tiny cock smearing his own POOP all over his face so yeah please name one fucking song of his without goggling it. oh & the dominatrix stuff & Keith Moon, Syd Barrett photo’s. it’s funny how you’ve been sneaking & posting the SAME exact shit as me & I know it’s you cause each time you re-blog, it notifies me on my tumbler but I ignored it cause well I am to old to argue with an immature twat who gets off on wanting to have pointless arguments with me. My life doesn’t concern you & no I’m not mad cause you wouldn’t gIve me dog fuckers phone number, I could give a fuckless, & honestly NATHAN IS the ONLY thing we have in common, that is why we would always wind up talking about the loser & I still find it funny that he enjoys beastiality so hilariously gross yet confusing since he left you cause he indeed was fucking a dog the dog being YOU. Don’t feel bad I’m ugly also but at lest I have the common curtsy to leave folks alone when they kindly ask me too. Hell wouldn’t surprise me if you STILL have photos of me and or my son & if you got any of my son I will make your life a living hell & make you wish you never came across my crazy ass BITCH! YOU! Talk all the mad shit about me you want but leave my son out of it. Keep raising up on me bitch, I will seriously fuck you up if I ever fucking see you in public. So go cry to them nasty hoes you call friends. oh by the way I do have real life friends which are back in Hurricane & Teays Valley. Hard to hangout with them considering I’m like what 5 hours away? so social media & SKYPE and or regular phone calls are all i really have at the moment, idiot!

These hilarious insults you be trying to get me with aren’t working & are total reruns of past hysterical bullshit you have spewed onto me. HAH-AHA!!!!!!! You maybe telling yo friends a bunch of bullshit but I know the fucking truth as do you. I been minding my own business & I find out from a friend that you are creeping on me? How many fucking times must I tell you to leave me the fuck alone already? You are a lost cause & should have killed yourself years ago or at lest stayed in that nut house you were in. Oy! I swear to fucking god, you are just so comical yet sad. YOU give yourself away every god damn time girl! you knowing my twitter tumbler & Facebook totally gives it away. I’ve never given it to you & no one we mutually know has ever given it to you, it’s cause YOU FUCKING FOLLOW ME AROUND!!!!! Mind you on a 2nd twitter account that you requested to follow me on, the name was Mrs. Barrett after Syd Barrett cause you obviously know from stalking about my love for him & you were probably hoping I’d add you cause of the twitter name. plus I knew it was you hence the dark bitch & other various Alias’s you use on the internet oh & you use the same photo’s so that also gives it away. You aren’t very bright whatsoever. & back to Facebook, each time I made a fan page for my friends band you would all a sudden start following it cause it would say so in notifications I received. DAMN! you can’t even be sneaky. So if you say you AREN’T nor NEVER stalked then why do you know where I am & what I do on the internet for? & what makes you think I’m on here 24/7? um hello it’s called a cell phone! FUCKING MORON! I work part time. I go to school part time & when I ain’t doing that I’m either spending time with my child or on the computer trying to mind my own fucking business but apparently I can’t even do that even. & don’t even get me started on MySpace. whom was it that made over 20 accounts using other names? hell you even pretended to be some chick a few times & tried requesting me & I knew it was you cause you cannot cover the tracks you leave behind. each time I’d block ya you would make another MySpace account, awe if that doesn’t scream obsessed/stalker than I don’t know what does. I had to keep making accounts to get away from you but as usual you waste your life away by hunting me down on the computer, so sad I tell ya & I agree with my buddy 100% Why where you even born? You are just a complete waste & ya life is pointless that you have to try & live vicariously through me STILL after all these years, you say you don’t & that I’m the crazy one but hoe you are in total utter DENIAL!!!!!! Saving photographs of me on ya photo-bucket calling me fugly & the same ole shit you have said for years, saving photo’s of my wedding & possibly my own child. You are a fucking creep, why the hell Cory wants too marry you is beyond me. I have NEVER saved ONE photo of you & Nathan, you are obviously sick in the head & saying you love being Bi Polar? such an ignorant thing to say or admit to.

Trust me, you have it coming! that I promise you, if you keep fucking with me & being a broken record about retarded shit you have said in the past like I’m a moocher, slut, cheater. haha. Keep on fucking with me, my lawyer already has all the proof I have given him to grant me a restraining order against ya crazy stalking ass so keep on talking. Oh & before you say anything, he has the videos as proof of me trying to get you to leave me the fuck alone & I have screen caps of emails I received of you wanting to follow me on twitter tumbler & liking my numerous fan pages that I made in the past oh & old screen caps of the photo-bucket you have with MY personal photographs on there. Oh & that she devil page that YOU made, so hilarious you tried blaming it on others & you act like you aren’t scared? bitch you’ve admitted to being scared of me & that is mainly why you run & cry to people so they can fight battles for you. I’m not scared of them twats either. LMAO! Women up??? seriously? why don’t you woman up & stop hiding through the computer stalking me & drive over here & tell me to woman up & see what happens! :) You aren’t even a woman. you are a CHILD! who cannot seem to understand simple English & cannot seem to realize that I want nothing to do with you yet YOU still try & pry into my life. Dumb ass! Why can’t you just go back to being a god damn alcoholic? hell I mean that is the only thing you are even good at in life. HA-HA! So keep it up you man looking hoe! I WILL seek legal action if you do not stop. Lastly I could careless if you stay on Tumbler or Facebook, I’m not trying to run you off, I just wish you would finally leave me the HELL alone like you said you would months ago! God dammit woman do you need tested for retardation? or better yet Alzheimer’s? Apparently so!

LET’S RECAP ON WHY YOU ARE A FUCKING DICKINDABOOTYASS THAT CANNOT SEEM TO LET PAST SHIT & ME GO.
1. YOU MAKE VARIOUS ACCOUNTS TRYING TO REQUEST ME FROM THEM.
2. YOU SAVE OR SAVED PHOTO’S OF ME & MY EX & OUR CHILD.
3. YOU LIE & ARE STILL IN DENIAL.
4. COPY EVERYTHING I SAY, DO AND OR FEEL.
5. YOU CREEP MY TUMBLER-FACEBOOK-TWITTER- EVEN THOUGH I HAVE YOU BLOCKED FROM IT.
6. BUTT HURT CAUSE I WON’T SPEAK TO YOU NOR BE YOUR FRIEND.
7. MEGA HYPOCRITE
8. ATTENTION SEEKER WANTING TO ARGUE WITH ME SO IT GIVES YOU REASON TO HAVE CONTACT WITH ME.
9. EACH TIME WE HAVE WORKED SHIT OUT IN THE PAST & I WOULD DISTANCE MYSELF FROM YOU, YOU WOULD WIG OUT, GET CRAZY & POST PHOTO’S ABOUT WHORES & HOW I HAVE NO LIFE AND OR JOB, SERIOUSLY SUSAN? THAT IS SO OLD, I HAVE NEWER PANTIES THAN THOSE WEAK INSULTS YOU STILL USE ON ME *YAWNS* LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS TO COME UP WITH NEW MATERIAL, OH SHIT THAT’S RIGHT YOU CAN’T CAUSE YOU ARE WEAK & WOULD RATHER COPY ME & THE THINGS I POST THAN BE ORIGINAL. YOU ARE SIMPLY MAD THAT I SHUT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE POLITELY.
10. THE FACT THAT YOU EVEN WASTE TIME ON ME & TRY TO REHASH PAST ARGUMENTS IS HONESTLY THE MOST SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER WITNESSED.

Feel free to copy & paste this to your lame ass tumbler & Facebook. :)
“If you’re having real life problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a internet stalking psycho-bitch ain’t one!”
I’m a grown ass women. I got no time for this petty Jr High bullshit. GOODBYE WUSS PUSS!

Fatboygetdown needs reality check

2012-09-15T23:08:00.001-07:00

29 years old 750 pound man, John Assanti has a leg condition called cellulite & lymphedema & wants on Extreme Makeover Weightless Edition. The guy is always in & out of hospitals & even calls the hospital his second home. John goes on youtube shirtless & makes fun of his own obesity by dancing around, grabbing his man moobs ect. & now all of a sudden he is begging people to get a hold of a man named Chris Powell. Well John, in all honesty, maybe if you stopped making a spectacle of yourself, her might take you a bit more seriously. You come on youtube, expecting people to view your way into getting help, then you go and make those ridiculous videos where you're completely degrading yourself. it's hard to support someone who isn't taking themselves seriously anymore. Perhaps if you would take yourself seriously, people will take you serious as well, even Chris Powell. Being half naked on your videos clearly states that you are mad!! Also Maybe you could stop waiting around for him to call you and get off your ass. Go walk around the block twice a day maybe even that will help! Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something besides making videos complaining. You should have helped yourself years ago and stopped being a glutton. People who eat their way into a medical condition deserve no sympathy. Sorry but it's true. I am so fucking annoyed with people these days that all they do is bitch & moan about how hard life is & takes life for granted & doesn't want to get help when help is being offered to them like I have said before. I hate the fact that this guy could kill over at any moment but seriously you had many years & opportunities to get the help that you needed & even had the gull to brag about being bi sexual? BIG DEAL I AM BI SEXUAL A SWELL & YOU DON'T SEE ME BEING ALL LAZY & A SLOB. You wanna know what most American's problems are? BEING 100% LAZY! Eating is good & can be healthy but over eating & eating bad things can fuck you up! In he latest video he goes onto say how he wants a family and a girlfriend and or wife someday & not to be buried at 29 years old as that would be very tragic. John your saying that everyone is picking on you because they think your fat or gay and a lot of other stuff but you are the one who goes on youtube and makes videos of yourself and acts like everyone should pitty you but yet again your the one who is making videos of yourself dancing and shaking your shit as your would say which is inappropriate to do but your the one who is complaining all of the time and acting like a fool and giving everyone ammo to take and shoot at you so stop with the drama please!!!!! Would you still expect pity and help if you needed a lung or liver transplant to live? Even though you had posted videos for years showing yourself not only drinking and smoking to excess, but bragging about it and enjoying it? Try showing some remorse instead crying the victim and you might get some sympathy and help. No one wants to help you because you're a joke and when you get help you will probably just upload some retarded video of you dancing in a soiled adult diaper. I personally think people would take you more seriously and wouldn't hate on you for this if you didn't do this once a month and then take them down and upload stupid crazy attention seeking shit in the hope that your videos will become viral again so Lay down the cake & pizza & soda pop, put Ur big boy pants on & GROW THE FUCK UP & START TAKING STEPS TO LOSE THE GOAL WEIGHT YOU NEED TO LOOSE INSTEAD OF CRYING ABOUT IT. I THINK YOU JUST WANT ON EXTREME MAKEOVER TO TRY & GET FAMOUS OR MORE NOTICED IN THE PUBLIC EYE THAT'S WHY YOU WENT ON DR. PHIL ISN'T IT? DUDE GET OFF UR LAZY ASS & STOP CRYING EVERYONE DOESN'T GIVE TWO SHITS SORRY. he's pathetic he goes on Dr Phil to get help but won't do shit to help himself. He use to brag when he was on the train to go to the show. That the bathroom was to small he would shit himself. Then go to the dining cart to eat and sit in his own shit. He even said he use to shit in his bathtub at his own place cause he couldn't fit on the toilet. Hes been kicked out of hospitals in Rhode island and mass for going there just to get pills perks.Anyways I REALLY HOPE YOU REALLY GET THE HELP YOU NEED JOHN BUT IN ALL HONESTY & IN THE END, YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF BRO. WHEN JOHN WAS ON THE DR PHIL SHOW A FEW YEARS AGO HE EVEN ADMITTED TO HATING THIN PEOPLE & HE WAS A TOTAL SLOB ASSHOLE ON THE SHOW WHEN DR PHIL HAD THAT DR PHIL'S HOUSE OF HATRED SHOW A FEW YEARS BACK. GOOD LUCK JOHN U R GOING TO NEED IT BUDDY.