tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20028682118729730842011-11-27T23:20:34.353ZPor João VidigalJoão Vidigalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950108169344554270noreply@blogger.comBlogger162125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2002868211872973084.post-41431569913332785882011-07-11T18:48:00.003+01:002011-07-11T18:53:55.435+01:002011-07-11T18:53:55.435+01:00<div style="text-align: center;">Finalmente foi desvendado este truque de magia...<br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-453f69cf9c61b34c" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"> <param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"> <param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v7.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D453f69cf9c61b34c%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330014709%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4E279995217A411B92E66164D2E771A777B72EA1.63162C8289177BDD9B3DD4E221D7323A6E169A12%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D453f69cf9c61b34c%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DL19i7rgnayZ-dc_ReLl2IgHbUQc&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="flvurl=http://v7.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D453f69cf9c61b34c%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330014709%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4E279995217A411B92E66164D2E771A777B72EA1.63162C8289177BDD9B3DD4E221D7323A6E169A12%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D453f69cf9c61b34c%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DL19i7rgnayZ-dc_ReLl2IgHbUQc&autoplay=0&ps=blogger" allowFullScreen="true" /></object> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2002868211872973084-4143156991333278588?l=joao-vidigal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HShtuGdlwUIa7JqltEbd_HCsfc4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HShtuGdlwUIa7JqltEbd_HCsfc4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HShtuGdlwUIa7JqltEbd_HCsfc4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HShtuGdlwUIa7JqltEbd_HCsfc4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/dpwI/~4/tHtAA5Puz4I" height="1" width="1"/>João Vidigalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950108169344554270noreply@blogger.comhttp://joao-vidigal.blogspot.com/2011/07/truque-de-magia.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2002868211872973084.post-48518437982696692582011-07-07T08:33:00.003+01:002011-07-07T08:47:19.646+01:002011-07-07T08:47:19.646+01:00Na escola, uma professora dá aulas quando, de repente, começa a aperceber-se de um burburinho no fundo da sala.<br /><br />Intrigada, a professora pergunta:<br /><br />- Meninos, o que se passa aí atrás?<br /><br />- Foi o Joãozinho que atirou ramos de oliveira pela janela. Responde uma menina.<br /><br />Paciente a professora alerta.<br /><br />- Deixem-se lá de brincadeiras e tomem atenção à aula.<br /><br />Passado uns instantes batem à porta da sala de aula. Ao abrir a professora fica surpreendida ao ver um menino bastante magoado e pergunta:<br /><br />- Quem és tu?<br /><br />Responde o rapaz.<br /><br />- Sou o Ramos de Oliveira.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2002868211872973084-4851843798269669258?l=joao-vidigal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/11Xj6lqmdmKOP-waYNAdmiaBjxg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/11Xj6lqmdmKOP-waYNAdmiaBjxg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/11Xj6lqmdmKOP-waYNAdmiaBjxg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/11Xj6lqmdmKOP-waYNAdmiaBjxg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/dpwI/~4/vEqvx2dJ4dw" height="1" width="1"/>João Vidigalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950108169344554270noreply@blogger.comhttp://joao-vidigal.blogspot.com/2011/07/ramos-de-oliveira.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2002868211872973084.post-66640373739201045132011-05-24T11:15:00.002+01:002011-05-24T11:19:22.434+01:002011-05-24T11:19:22.434+01:00<div style="text-align: center;">A água que dá vida. Muita vida...<br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-7bc01fbadc409adc" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"> <param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"> <param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v8.nonxt5.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D7bc01fbadc409adc%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330014709%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D65477A073849FCFE35B9E2A53954A8AD1561E08E.5889FC203C87DE14B5EFA1684A2F7CAEF11D3CCC%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D7bc01fbadc409adc%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DwSUguKtj-wjghhbABZ_55ESuDzU&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" 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href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RoFebBvyF6pXV30vZlSTEfzpqrE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RoFebBvyF6pXV30vZlSTEfzpqrE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/dpwI/~4/_sM0h2MbKLk" height="1" width="1"/>João Vidigalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950108169344554270noreply@blogger.comhttp://joao-vidigal.blogspot.com/2011/05/acidente-de-trabalho.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2002868211872973084.post-26106827388589510482011-05-17T10:25:00.001+01:002011-05-17T10:27:47.700+01:002011-05-17T10:27:47.700+01:00<div style="text-align: center;">E ainda dizem que as mulheres não têm jeito nenhum...<br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-5858b664328df4a1" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"> <param 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href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mmBnT_ri7H-oWgyv7Giz5UvVPnY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mmBnT_ri7H-oWgyv7Giz5UvVPnY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/dpwI/~4/9DEGdzUYw4E" height="1" width="1"/>João Vidigalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15950108169344554270noreply@blogger.comhttp://joao-vidigal.blogspot.com/2011/05/toque-de-bola.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2002868211872973084.post-21047160916950551932011-05-16T08:24:00.006+01:002011-05-19T11:44:32.966+01:002011-05-19T11:44:32.966+01:00<center>O que é o Sexo afinal?<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Segundo o MÉDICO...</span><br />... é uma doença... porque sempre termina na cama.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Segundo o ADVOGADO...</span><br />... é uma injustiça... porque sempre há quem fique por baixo.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Segundo o ENGENHEIRO...</span><br />... é uma máquina perfeita... porque é a única em que se trabalha deitado...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Segundo o ARQUITECTO...</span><br />... é um erro de projecto... porque a área de lazer fica muito próxima à área de saneamento.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Segundo o POLÍTICO...</span><br />... é um acto de democracia perfeita... porque todos gozam independentemente da posição.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Segundo o ECONOMISTA...</span><br />... é um desajuste... porque entra mais do que sai. Às vezes nem sabe o que é activo ou passivo.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Segundo o CONTADOR...</span><br />... é um exercício perfeito: põe-se o bruto, faz-se o balanço, tira-se o bruto e fica o líquido. Podendo na maioria dos casos, ainda gerar dividendos.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Segundo o MATEMÁTICO...</span><br />... é uma perfeita equação... porque a mulher coloca entre parêntesis, eleva o membro à sua máxima potência, e extrai o produto, reduzindo-o à sua mínima expressão.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Segundo o PSICÓLOGO...</span><br />...explicar é F.D.DO!</center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2002868211872973084-2104716091695055193?l=joao-vidigal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qOeKl9TH2VzlpO0qBWPKxVELllo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qOeKl9TH2VzlpO0qBWPKxVELllo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qOeKl9TH2VzlpO0qBWPKxVELllo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qOeKl9TH2VzlpO0qBWPKxVELllo/1/di" border="0" 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disse-lhe:<br />Se me soltares conceder-te-ei <span style="font-weight: bold;">3 desejos</span>!<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…se fosses mulher, o que fazias…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">A mulher, sem hesitar, libertou o sapo.<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…e o sapo agradeceu…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Disse o sapo:<br />Obrigado, mas esqueci-me de mencionar que existe uma condição.<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…e a condição era…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Disse o sapo:<br />Qualquer coisa que pedires, o teu marido receberá <span style="font-weight: bold;">10 vezes mais</span>!<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…ao que a mulher respondeu…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Ah!<br />Não há problema nenhum…<br />Muito pelo contrário…<br />Eh! Eh! Eh!<br />Respondeu a mulher<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…1º Desejo Pedido…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Então ela, começou por pedir como primeiro desejo, o seguinte:<br />Quero ser a mulher <span style="font-weight: bold;">mais bela</span> do planeta!<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…e o sapo perguntou…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">De certeza?<br />Não te esqueças que o teu marido receberá 10 vezes mais…<br />O que fará dele um homem extremamente belo…<br />Um Deus grego de quem as mulheres se apaixonarão!<br />Avisou o sapo<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…e diz a mulher…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Isso não vai fazer mal.<br />Sendo eu a mulher mais bela do mundo, ele só vai ter olhos para mim!<br />Disse animada a mulher...<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…e o sapo concedeu…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">E KAZAM!!!<br />O sapo concedeu-lhe o 1º desejo.<br />Tornou-a na mais bela mulher do mundo...<br /><br /> </div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…2º Desejo Pedido…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Para segundo desejo, a mulher pediu:<br />Quero ser a mulher <span style="font-weight: bold;">mais rica</span> do mundo!<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…e o sapo voltou a perguntar…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">De certeza?<br />Não te esqueças que o teu marido vai ficar 10 vezes mais rico que tu...<br />Avisou o sapo<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…e respondeu a mulher…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Não faz mal…<br />Porque o que é meu é dele e o que é dele é meu...<br />Respondeu a mulher<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…e o sapo concedeu…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">E KAZAM!!!<br />O sapo concedeu-lhe o segundo desejo.<br />Tornou-a na mulher mais rica do mundo...<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…3º Desejo Pedido…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Finalmente, chegara a hora do terceiro desejo...<br />Diz a Mulher:<br />Agora quero ter um <span style="font-weight: bold;">ataque cardíaco fraco</span>.<br />Eh! Eh! Eh!<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…e o sapo concedeu…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">E KAZAM!!!<br />O sapo concedeu-lhe o terceiro desejo.<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…MORAL da História…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">As mulheres são espertas. Não as subestimes...<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">… mas …<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">…<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…se és mulher…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Este é o final feliz da história para ti.<br />Por isso, pára por aqui e aproveita o momento...<br /><br /></div><div style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192); text-align: center;">…se és homem…<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Vê só o final da história...<br />O que aconteceu?<br />A mulher, ao ter pedido um "ataque cardíaco fraco", não aguentou...<br />Agora o homem, sem fazer nada... tornou-se o homem <span style="font-weight: bold;">mais belo</span> do mundo, o <span style="font-weight: bold;">mais rico</span> do mundo e teve um ataque cardíaco <span style="font-weight: bold;">DEZ VEZES MAIS FRACO</span> que a mulher e sobreviveu!!<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(192, 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src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5pk8ddr5tLM/TB0nLv_MkxI/AAAAAAAAAGA/zElPt6wKGOk/s400/Vagina.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484583004020708114" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(23, 54, 93);">Uma mulher bela e elegante sai de um bar com uma enorme bebedeira.<br />Caminha em direcção do seu automóvel, um BMW novíssimo e, com a chave, tenta abrir a porta mas o seu estado alcoólico não o permite.</span></span><br /><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(23, 54, 93);">Quando se baixa um pouco para se aproximar da fechadura acaba por cair e ficar sentada de pernas abertas ao lado da porta.</span></span><br /><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(23, 54, 93);">Desesperada com a situação, olha para baixo e reparando que não tem cuecas começa a falar com a sua própria <span class="il">vagina</span>:</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(23, 54, 93);">Tu pagaste o carro...<br />Tu pagaste as jóias...<br />Tu dás-me tanto dinheiro....<br />Tu permites que escolha o homem que me apetecer...</span></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(23, 54, 93);"><br />Tu pagas a casa que comprei...<br />Tu...</span></span><br /></div><br /><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(23, 54, 93);">De repente começa a </span></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="">urinar</span></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(23, 54, 93);">-se e diz:</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(23, 54, 93);"><strong><strong>Não precisas de chorar que eu não estou zangada contigo!</strong></strong></span></span></div></div> <div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: verdana;"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <blockquote style="margin-top: 5pt; margin-bottom: 5pt;"> <div> <div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2002868211872973084-2434989318412016761?l=joao-vidigal.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IiL64W4fLMTBGNk7FbUh5tTLjdU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IiL64W4fLMTBGNk7FbUh5tTLjdU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IiL64W4fLMTBGNk7FbUh5tTLjdU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IiL64W4fLMTBGNk7FbUh5tTLjdU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/dpwI/~4/NBRkRi8eZfo" height="1" width="1"/>João 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