BBM

2013-02-19T07:15:00.001-08:00

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner.
Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was reshma ki jawani.
DAD: What?! When I was ur age,I never watched such films...Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom!! Total silence..!!

2013-02-19T07:12:00.003-08:00

Secretary & Santa on tour landed in hotel on d same bed in room.
Santa to sec: "Now v r alone in hotel, shud I treat u as my wife or secrtry...;)
Sec: aftr little hesitation U may treat me as yr wife.
Santa turned to other side & slept...

2013-02-19T07:12:00.001-08:00

Mobile & Biwi
alag nahi he
Dono ko pas rkhna padta h,kharcha uthana padta he
&
Dono ko rat ko Charge b karna padta he
Bt
Mob ko choti pin se
Biwi ko moti pin se

2012-12-02T03:26:00.001-08:00

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However a recent linguistic conference held in London, ,and attended by some of the best linguists in the world:samsundar Balgobin a Guyanese,was the clear winner. His final challenge was this: Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But,when you marry the wrong woman,you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!" His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes!

2012-11-30T21:13:00.003-08:00

Outside pub,sardar asks girl: lets hve sex tonight Girl: do u mind if m on my menstrual cycle. Sardar:its ok.evn i m on my Bajaj Pulsar. B-)=D

2012-11-30T21:13:00.001-08:00

Husband asks wife for sex
Wife : I have a headache
Husband comes with white powder on his penis
Wife:what's this
Husband:Aspirin powder
Injection logi ya oral?

2012-11-30T20:44:00.001-08:00

Women's tennis is more complicated to watch Coz in every shot three balls bounce & u r in a confusion which balls to watch...

2012-11-30T20:43:00.001-08:00

Santa was slapped by a lady in the Lift...

He misunderstood her request........

"Ek Dabaanaa"

2012-11-30T20:42:00.001-08:00

The Duck looks smooth and calm on top of water but under that there is restless paddling.
Moral of the story is :
Aadmi upar se kitna bhi sharif lagta ho..Neeche se uska saamaan hilta hi rahta hai.=D

2012-11-22T22:02:00.001-08:00

Husband: What's Hypnotism?

Wife: Taking Control over someone & making them perform as per your wish.
Husband: Nonsense. That's NOT Hypnotism, that's Marriage !!

2012-11-08T07:33:00.001-08:00

Rajnikant vs sardar: what is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Sardar- Depend karta hai
agar horizontally half karo to ''0''
or vertically kato to ''3''.
For the 1st time in history ...
Rajnikant Lost!

2012-10-27T02:07:00.001-07:00

The huamn mnid is so pufowerl it can dcodee tihs txet eevn tguohh eervy sglnie wrod is slepled iocenrtclry.

2012-10-25T21:16:00.000-07:00

If couples who are in love are called "Love birds", then couples who always argue should be called "Angry birds".

2012-10-03T21:34:00.001-07:00

Teacher: Name Gandhiji's Son..
Tamilian student: Dineshan !
Teacher: What Rubbish??
Tamilian student (yangrily): whadd rubbish?!! Phrom KG yonwards we have been dold daat Gandhiji is THE FATHER OF DI NESHAN!!=D =))

2012-10-02T22:02:00.001-07:00

Today India & South Africa will meet again ...

At the Columbo Airport !!

2012-09-28T07:41:00.001-07:00

Besan ke Pakode me
Heeng daal ke khaao,
6 cylinder sarkar degi...
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Baki ki Gas,
khud banao.. ;
jan het mai jaari

2012-09-28T07:40:00.001-07:00

Gabbar : Arre O Saambha
Ye Kaun Log h Jo
Messages Ka Jawab Nahi Dete Re?

Saambha : Sardar Ye Woh Log H
Jo Missed Call
Karne K Baad
Bhi Balance
Check Karte Hai

2012-09-09T21:58:00.001-07:00

A very Caring sentence written on the T-Shirt of a Girl walking on the Road:

"You are not looking at the road, please be careful"

2012-09-06T10:55:00.001-07:00

Two difficult thing to achieve.

1. To plant your ideas in someone else's head.

2. To put someone else's money in your own pocket.

The one who succeeds in the first one is called a TEACHER.

And the second is called a BUSINESSMAN.

The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE
The one who fails in both is called a HUSBAND!!!

2012-09-04T23:49:00.000-07:00

Bholu 4 an Interview:

Interviewer:Which r the 4 versions of Java?

Bholu :MarJava, MitJava, LutJava, Sadke Java.

Intervier- aata tumi Ghari java.=))

2012-09-04T21:55:00.001-07:00

Ek scientist ne SHAADI kya hoti hai, ye
samjhne ke liye shadi kar li..
Aur shadi k bad wo aaj tak ye nahi samajh paya k..
SCIENCE kya hota hai..

2012-09-04T21:53:00.001-07:00

Solid bezati:
Ladki ka baap-Mai Nhi chahta k Meri Beti Apni Puri
Zindgi
1 kutte k sath Guzare.
Boyfrnd-Bas Uncle isiliye to Mein Use Yha se le Jane Aya Hu.

2012-09-03T22:52:00.001-07:00

ISHQ MEI DAULAT SARI NA LUTA DENA,
MUMMY KE ARMAAN KHAK ME NA MILA DENA,
GHAR SE PAISE MILE HAI SABZI KE LIYE BETA,
BAZAR JAA KAR ITEM KA RECHARGE NA KARA DENA.

2012-09-03T22:14:00.001-07:00

Sindhi couple went to a sex therapist and asked,"Will u watch us have sex ? The doc looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple finished, doc said,"There's nothin wrong with ur intercourse", and charged 500. This happened for weeks. Finally the doc asked,"Whats exactly ur problem? Man said: She's unmarried, I'm married, so we can't use our homes,Taj is 11,500, Le Meridian is 10,000, here we pay 500, and get 450 from mediclaim!

2012-09-03T22:12:00.001-07:00

Ladkiwale(pandit se)- hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo paan,Cigarette,Daaru na leta ho.Sirf boiled khana khae.Dinraat bhgwn ka nam le.

Pandit-Aisa ladka aapko ICU me hi milega.