:::When MoNsTeR sTaRt to WriTiNg:::

comeback in action..!

2011-01-10T07:48:00.000-08:00

lame x bcerita..hahah
aku rase da bkurun x ~~update~~ bl0g ni..
sadis nye tgok blog ni da bersawang ..
hahha
actually aku pon xde ape nk kupas @ share this time..
cme saje nk update entry baru..
hahaha

maybe nextime aku share story2 yg interesting utk sumer ea...

see yaa...!!

haha cerita baru

2009-11-01T00:20:00.000-07:00

ader forum best kalo korg nk join

baru2 ni mase aku ngh boring giler vavi..
tade keje nk wat(wlaupon ader keje btimbon)
aku yg bijaksana ni pon ngn pnuh smngat gi la web surfing..
on9 mespes,tagged,ym & etc..
tibe2 mse aku ngh men dota... ade la mhkluk tuhan ni ha suh aku join 1 forum ni.. name dye

mmg bes gak ar forum ni.. aku galakkn korg join.. mmg bes gile ar..
mcm2 ade..

sumer dlm ni hebat2.. sbot la psl pc nye mslh insyaallah dey all ley tolong nye..

Penemuan aku mse ngh browse forum tuh..

aku tjumpe satu topik yg mncuri hati aku utk bace..
jejejeng.....name topik tuh..

Fun Videos, Lawak & Gambar Lucu atau Menarik

mmg siyes aku gelak guling2 pas bace post kat topik tuh ..
mmg cm haram..
yg aku x ley bla skali tuh citer psl jwpn kreatif dlm exam..
wakakaka

ni aku ade jumpe satu reason utk mrk yg fail dlm exams kat dlm forum nie.... nti kalo kne kaunseling try test pkai alasan ni ea..

Why student fails in exam???????

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because the year has an 'ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social being) means 15 days. Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

"How can a student pass??"

amacm.. logik kn alasan neyh.. hehehe

ni ade few images aku tapau kn tuk korg...

berape pnye mnganjing la bdak nie.. jwpn dye mmg ley wat cikgu dye sparuh gile.. hahaha

kalo korg raser ni x ckop lwk tgok yg ni plak...

ekeke.. ni soklan dak tadika wei.. ape la pnye prangai dye ley jwb cmnie.. wakakaka
LOL

ni lgy satu..

ape yg korg nmpk.. kalo aku jdi cikgu dye da lame aku sebat dak ni laju2..
hahaha

yg bwh ni paling kreatif.. wakakaa

suke ati mak abah dye jek nk men hapus2 cm tuh jek.. ni kalo phd math pon ley koma... wakaka

disamping gamba kat atas.. aku de jumpe lwk2 bngng.. kalo bace konfem tgelak...

Kisah ini benar-benar terjadi padaku sewaktu aku kanak-kanak dahulu.
Ayah aku suka memberi amaran padaku dengan menjeling garang jika aku membuat sesuatu yang tidak disukainya. Contohnya, jika ke kedai, kalau aku mengambil gula-gula, dia akan menjeling padaku bermakna aku disuruh letakkan semula gula-gula itu ke tempatnya semula.

Suatu hari, aku mengikut ayah ke surau untuk solat maghrib.Ketika sedang rukuk, aku melihat kain pelikat tok imam tersepit di celah punggungnya.
Aku yang 'konon'nya ingin membantu, terus menarik kain yang tersepit itu.
Ayahku yang sedang solat terus memberi jelingannya padaku. Aku pun faham maksudnya itu, lalu terus memasukkan semula kain pelikat tok imam itu semula ke celah punggung tok imam tadi. Apalagi,melatah lah tok imam tadi.
Habis satu jemaah batal solat mereka kerana turut terkejut dengan latahan tok imam tadi. Ayahku yang bermuka merah padam menahan malu dan marah mengheret aku balik ke rumah. Malam tu, berbirat punggung aku dirotannya.

Moral : Jangan memandai nak masukkan kain ke celah punggung tok imam.

haha.. cm sial eak lwk dye..haha

ni lwk agy satu

Seorang anggota polis cuba menegur seorang pelajar yang sedang menunggu bas sambil menghisap rokok.
Polis : Kenapa kamu merokok?
Pelajar: Suka hati saya la.
Polis : Dari mana kamu dapatkan duit untuk membeli rokok?
Pelajar: Dari duit belanja sekolah saya.
Polis : Berapa banyak kamu hisap dalam satu hari? dan berapakah harganya?
Pelajar: Satu hari, satu bungkus dan harganya lebih kurang RM6.
Polis : Kenapa kamu bakar RM6 setiap hari? Cuba kamu kumpulkan duit itu selama setahun, mungkin kamu sudah boleh membeli motorsikal, tidak perlu lagi menunggu bas seperti sekarang ini.
Pelajar: Boleh saya tanya encik sesuatu?
Polis : Boleh.
Pelajar: Encik merokok?
Polis : Tentunya tidak.
Pelajar: Habis, kenapa saya tidak nampak motosikal encik. Encik sendiri memandu kereta hak milik kerajaan?

kekekeke.. aku galak berguling2 pas bace cite.. mmg cm haram lwk dye.. wakaka

tuh jek citer baru aku.. hehe.. hope korg komen2 la eah..

Life$ around MONs

2009-08-25T08:24:00.000-07:00

assalammualaikum................

Before mon's start to babling over here its much better or maybe its not too late for mon's to wish all muslim Happy Fasting....RAMADHAN , month fulled with

"barakah"

...
Hopefully we all can make it till the very end of this month...,no skippin'
hahaha...

THE STORY
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Hurm... in this post i'll tell u all what happen around my life in this previous sucks week...
argghhh...

So stressfull...
my rent house,
my housemates,
my clique,
my family,
my bills,

makes me tensed enough...
a copule weeks full with problems....
but what a lifes without a problem rite...?
hurm.....

arghhh... it can't be helped man....

HUh , ive skipped so many class as usual, my life seem like preety normal but in the the other sides its sucks...
my rent house problems=
:-
.TNb bills..
.Internet bill havent payed.. total sum = RM6++
.groceries ...

Things happens in my house=
:-
.suckss.....

.matt a.k.a penyu havent go to the class.. lazy to wake up in the morning..We always try the best to wake him up but in the end he doesn't want to wake up..
after we all back from class.. he ultimately became like a shit scolding everyone for not waking him up.. huh...? wtf man...

. Mok trying to avoid the "IKAN" title
haha..seems not to be look alike a problems huhuh.. :P
This semester mok got a new gf.. so every nite he go to bed early.. playin' message with his gf.. we all the friends have been abandon..he neglect us...?

.Lee making his shit assignment, taking picture of his helmet without a model(who seems mons has actually been appointed to be his model but in the end....nothin')

.Baba who is my housemates classmates also my friends, have been stayed at our house since the lasts couple weeks ago seems going well with us..(no picture)

.Nik like always making his own ways of life.. acting like nothing . ah.. does it concern me..?(ade aku kesah..? )

.Petak have been "farting"around my house.. gave us such a smelly gas.. always asking me with stupid question that can makes me got stomach ache.. grrr...

Things happen around my friends=
:-

.Nob seems to more stingy than ever in the fasting month.. He doesn't gave us to "copot" him.

.Adib a.k.a donkey have been skipped the class for 2 weeks .. such a shit jelous seyh../.

.Akip have been through some minor operation on his ass(don't laugh) eventhough ive been laughing his around .. huhuhu lalala~;'(i've none his picture)

.adi seems be like normal. but i saw an japannese actor who looks like him..the movie title is CROWS ZERO 2

.Panda seems been like shit.. become shitter than ever...so annoying..(i've none of his picture)

.Mawi been like always buzzing around in my house.. the best of the all, he came all the way at night to my house to watch porn film in this honorable month.. huh.. what kind of the attitude laa...?

My family...=
:-
*seems its better for me not to tell this rite.It is better to keep it by myself.

ME & FAMILY

ENJOY UR FASTING K.. DONT SKIPPED...

Erm.. i think i can only afford to type till this only due to the network timeout.. hahaha

CIAOSSU...

(katekyo hitman reborn)....AUTOMON TRANSMON>>>I"AM BUMBLEMON

new story..

2009-08-08T12:58:00.000-07:00

Assalamualaikum.....

hahaha....hye...
rite now i'm back...
huhuhu...
i'm back for good laa...
hurm... actually i've just got new news...if you dont understand what i'm talking about please refer to the previous post ok...

About the thing that i've told earlier in the previous post,about the H1N1, hurm...
finally i've just got a really good news due my unsatisfied statement in the previous post... hahaha...

On last week,one of the student has been verified positve H1n1,becuase of that, all college activity have been quite clumsy, from student till the lecturer..hurm...
In the last post i've told that why my college didn't give us break due to this incident..

But back then,i realised what gonna happen if we all get the leaves early, it is because it will effects our syllabus laa..
huhuhu...

However, after the conformation about one of the student has been verified,my college at last made a decisicion...
They produced a notice about the breaks... eventhough is not for long, it really makes all students happy...

hahaha...
At last, we all got what we want... a leaves...
huhuhuu...

*this the notice*

ahhh...
this is really comforting, get a leaves during the unconsistent situation...
Almost all my friend going back to their hometown due the leaves..hurm...
but actually i'm quite dissapointed laa...
It is because i'm the last one know about the notice...
huh..?!
because on the that day i've only attended one class only,in the evening, shuusssshhh!!! (i'd skipped mornig class) huhuuhu...^^

Hurm, so by the time i know theres a leaves notices, the notices was gone...
my college really stingy ar... only produced one notice for the big event..
huh?!
plus some of the student who is really full with hatred who doesn't want we all know about the leaves ..have vanished the notices...
grrr...!!!

huhuu... but at the end, i really sympathyzed with the "positive" one, because it is not their fault to be positive....
I hope their gonna be fine,really hope their will recover...

Ok i think this is more than enough for this post, i didn't afford and have energy to type more word la.. i'm really sleepy...
Well see you in the next post ok.. bubye...

THE DEADLY VIRUS SPREAD

2009-08-01T12:53:00.000-07:00

Assalammualaikum w.b.t....

Hello my dear readers.. its been so that i didn't post a new blog...
actually i didn't have idea to post what..but today i have just get an idea on what to post...

The Stories

World now face a new challenge in the era of technology..world without border.. where connection between human races all around the world didn't have any boundaries...

As we all know .. now we faced a new deadly virus known as H1N1 Influenza A ...
which has been spreading all around the world in a blink of an eye....
Its spread really fast all over country in the world like sending email to people ..hahaha..^^
but as you can see in the picture up there its the fact that the deadly virus spreading so quickly..almost all part of the world now facing with the virus..

** the H1N1 virus cell**
THE DETAILS ABOUT THIS DEADLY VIRUS (H1N1)

Actually this virus has been exists a long time ago..the condition of the spreading virus is same like nowadays..here is the info about the virus that i got for you..

Swine influenza also called H1N1 flu, swine flu, hog flu, and pig flu is an infection by any one of several types of swine influenza virus. Swine influenza virus (SIV) is any strain of the influenza family of viruses that is endemic in pigs. As of 2009, the known SIV strains include influenza C and the subtypes of influenza A known as H1N1, H1N2, H3N1, H3N2, and H2N3.

Swine influenza virus is common throughout pig populations worldwide. Transmission of the virus from pigs to humans is not common and does not always lead to human influenza, often resulting only in the production of antibod ies in the blood. If transmission does cause human influenza, it is called zoonotic swine flu. People with regular exposure to pigs are at increased risk of swine flu infection. The meat of an infected animal poses no risk of infection when properly cooked.

What is Swine Influenza?
Swine Influenza (swine flu) is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by type A influenza virus that regularly causes outbreaks of influenza in pigs. Swine flu viruses cause high levels of illness and low death rates in pigs. Swine influenza viruses may circulate among swine throughout the year, but most outbreaks occur during the late fall and winter months similar to outbreaks in humans. The classical swine flu virus (an influenza type A H1N1 virus) was first isolated from a pig in 1930.

During the mid-20th century, identification of influenza subtypes became possible, allowing accurate diagnosis of transmission to humans. Since then, only 50 such transmissions have been confirmed. These strains of swine flu rarely pass from human to human. Symptoms of zoonotic swine flu in humans are similar to those of influenza and of influenza-like illness in general, namely chills, fever, sore throat, muscle pains, severe headache, coughing, weakness and general discomfort.

How many swine flu viruses are there?
Like all influenza viruses, swine flu viruses change constantly. Pigs can be infected by avian influenza and human influenza viruses as well as swine influenza viruses. When influenza viruses from different species infect pigs, the viruses can reassort (i.e. swap genes) and new viruses that are a mix of swine, human and/or avian influenza viruses can emerge. Over the years, different variations of swine flu viruses have emerged. At this time, there are four main influenza type A virus subtypes that have been isolated in pigs: H1N1, H1N2, H3N2, and H3N1. However, most of the recently isolated influenza viruses from pigs have been H1N1 viruses.

The Phase of The Influenza

Classification of the flu

Influenza C

Influenza C viruses infect both humans and pigs, but do not infect birds.Transmission between pigs and humans have occurred in the past. For example, influenza C caused small outbreaks of a mild form of influenza amongst children in Japan and California.Due to its limited host range and the lack of genetic diversity in influenza C, this form of influenza does not cause pandemics in humans.

Influenza A

Swine influenza is known to be caused by influenza A subtypes H1N1, H1N2, H3N1, H3N2, and H2N3. In pigs, three influenza A virus subtypes (H1N1, H3N2, and H1N2) are the most common strains worldwide. In the United States, the H1N1 subtype was exclusively prevalent among swine populations before 1998; however, since late August 1998, H3N2 subtypes have been isolated from pigs. As of 2004, H3N2 virus isolates in US swine and turkey stocks were triple reassortants, containing genes from human (HA, NA, and PB1), swine (NS, NP, and M), and avian (PB2and PA) lineages.

** pig has been so much glamour than any others hollywood artist lately ^^,**

..Henceforth, we all must aware of this killer virus..we all must take it seriously.. if we get all symptoms like below here please do take an action by going to HOSPITAL or CLINIC to make check up.. it is necessary to stop this virus from spreading around us.. and of course we don't want to be the one who die because of this virus like some of the case..
The Symptoms

The symptoms of H1N1 (swine) flu in people are similar to the symptoms of regular human flu and include fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. Some people have reported diarrhea and vomiting associated with H1N1 (swine) flu. In the past, severe illness (pneumonia and respiratory failure) and deaths have been reported with H1N1 (swine) flu infection in people. Like seasonal flu, H1N1 (swine) flu may cause a worsening of underlying chronic medical conditions.

In children emergency warning signs that need urgent medical attention include:

Fast breathing or trouble breathing
Bluish or gray skin color
Not drinking enough fluids
Severe or persistent vomiting
Not waking up or not interacting
Being so irritable that the child does not want to be held
Flu-like symptoms improve but then return with fever and worse cough

In adults, emergency warning signs that need urgent medical attention include:

Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath
Pain or pressure in the chest or abdomen
Sudden dizziness
Confusion
Severe or persistent vomiting
Flu-like symptoms improve but then return with fever and worse cough

The Precaution Step

As the possible we all must take precaution step to prevent this deadly virus from spreading..

The available step to prevent this virus from infect to us is listed right down here:

1. Prevent from going to countries where Swine Flu is widely spread. Some of the strands of the virus are airborne and just by through inhaling air where the virus is present you can be infected.

2. Use a mask if necessary.

3. Prevent from touching open wounds of your body. This will increase the possibility that the virus will enter your body.

4. Avoid from going to the crowded place.A place that attracted the people to come..

5. Make washing of hands every time as your habit. Use alcohol or sanitizers to kill most of the germs that you can acquire through your hands.

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:::monster talks::

Actually i decided to post this story because there is a lots of people didn't aware about this virus..hahaha
(i'm the one who that pretending being aware..??)..

Ok, sincerely what i'm gonna say at this talks is about my surrounding life with my friends, housemates at the college..

Since the the news about the virus has been spread quickly like the virus itself plus with the weather condition right now who easily people can get flu @ fever.. .. we all accidently (hahaha) has a caught fever...its so scary actually because we got the fever during the time that H1N1 spreading all over the world..

I got flu from my friends who has infected with the flu (petak the virus spreader) Luckily it is not the H1N1 and now i have recovered(fuuhhh).. (huhuhu). Right now almost all student in my college caught flu.. even some of my lecturer got it to..

hurm...
but i still not satisfied with my college management to prevent this virus..eventhough some of the students @ my junior has been suspects of the deadly virus..but the respons and action from my college is so disapointed..
but they do have take one of the precaution step....(hurm..)by giving all students a free mask that if we all don't wear it during at college, we all will get "LOVE LETTER"(compound tickets)..(huh??!)>.< In meanwhile, other college and university they all got one week holiday due the incidents....(arghhh!!) why my college didn't take same action..??? almost 80% student got flu..didn't you think we should take a week holiday to prevent this flu among all people at the college...? My college management do gave us a choice.. if we have the one week holiday our "Hari Raya holiday" who has been set up for 2 weeks will be deducted until one week..? its it fair enough...?(i don't think so). In my opinion, this shouldn't happen. "Hari Raya" holiday is the holiday for we as a Muslim to celebrate the success endure in the fasting month .The holiday that we all ask to the college to give one week holiday is a holiday happens due the sickness/virus/fever/flu. In other words it is called as an emergency leaves.It is a must for preventing/avoid the virus or flu that spreading all over my college.. However, it is just my opinion..who doesn't like my opinion or get angry with it I say I am sorry ok...? I have right to speak up my opinion..we have freedom to voice out my opinion right...?As long as it didn't break our country rules....

sincerely by:
monster893

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relationships...

2009-03-01T12:13:00.000-08:00

BUILDING HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS

It is part of the Mercy of Allah that thou dost deal gently with them Wert thou severe or harsh-hearted, they would have broken away from about thee: so pass over (their faults), and ask for (Allah's) forgiveness for them; and consult them in affairs (of moment). Then, when thou hast taken a decision put thy trust in Allah. For Allah loves those who put their trust (in Him).
Ali-Imran 3:159

1. Speak a little less, listen a little more

Most people get tremendous pleasure from speaking about themselves. But, here we have to be careful; if we always speak about our achievements or tribulations, people will get fed up with our egoism.

If we are willing and able to listen to others, we will find it much appreciated by our friends. Some people are not aware of how much they dominate the conversation. If you find you are always talking about yourself, consider the advice of the Greek philosopher, Epictectus:

“Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.”

2. Which is more important being right or maintaining harmony?

A lot of problems in relationships occur because we want to maintain our personal pride. Don’t insist on always having the last word. Healthy relationships are not built through winning meaningless arguments. Be willing to back down; most arguments are not of critical importance anyway.

3. Avoid Gossip

If we value someone’s friendship we will not take pleasure in commenting on their frequent failings. They will eventually hear about it. But, whether we get found out or not, we weaken our relationships when we dwell on negative qualities. Avoid gossiping about anybody; subconsciously we don’t trust people who have a reputation for gossip. We instinctively trust and value people who don’t feel the need to criticise others.

4. Forgiveness

Forgiveness is not just a cliché, it’s a powerful and important factor in maintaining healthy relationships. However, real forgiveness also means that we are willing to forget the experience. If we forgive one day, but then a few weeks later bring up the old misdeed, this is not real forgiveness. When we make mistakes, just consider how much we would appreciate others forgiving and forgetting.

5. Know When to Keep Silent

If you think a friend has a bad or unworkable idea, don’t always argue against it; just keep silent and let them work things out for themselves. It’s a mistake to always feel responsible for their actions. You can offer support to friends, but you can’t live their life for them.

6. Right Motive

If you view friendship from the perspective of “what can I get from this?” you are making a big mistake. This kind of relationship proves very tentative. If you make friendships with the hope of some benefit, you will find that people will have a similar attitude to you. This kind of friendship leads to insecurity and jealousy. Furthermore, these fair weather friends will most likely disappear just when you need them most. Don’t look upon friends with the perspective “what can I get out of this?”. True friendship should be based on mutual support and good will, irrespective of any personal gain.

7. Oneness.

The real secret of healthy relationships is developing a feeling of oneness. This means that you will consider the impact on others of your words and actions. If you have a true feeling of oneness, you will find it difficult to do anything that causes suffering to your friends. When there is a feeling of oneness, your relationships will be free of jealousy and insecurity.

For example, it is a feeling of oneness which enables you to share in the success of your friends. This is much better than harbouring feelings of jealousy. To develop oneness we have to let go of feelings of superiority and inferiority; good relationships should not be based on a judgemental approach. In essence, successful friendship depends on the golden rule: “do unto others as you would have done to yourself.” This is the basis of healthy relationships.

8. Humour

Don’t take yourself too seriously. Be willing to laugh at yourself and be self-deprecating. This does not mean we have to humiliate ourselves, far from it — it just means we let go of our ego. Humour is often the best antidote for relieving tense situations.

9. Work at Relationships but don’t over analyze

Maintaining healthy relationships doesn’t mean we have to spend several hours in the psychiatrist’s chair. It means we take a little time to consider others, remembering birthdays and anniversaries etc. But, it is a mistake to spend several hours ruminating and dissecting relationships. This makes the whole thing very mental; it’s better to forget any negative experiences. Good friendships should be built on spontaneity and newness, sharing a moment of humour can often do more benefit than several hours of discussion.

10. Concern and Detachment

Healthy relationships should be built on a degree of detachment. Here, people often make a mistake; they think that being detached means, “not caring”. However, this is not the case. Often when we develop a very strong attachment we expect the person to behave in a certain way. When they don’t we feel miserable and try to change them. A good friendship based on detachment means we will always offer good will, but we will not be upset if they wish to go a different way.

walau camner pon kiter x suke ngan seseorang tu jgn la over sgt sbb kiter
pon x tau same ader orang len suke atau benci kat kiter...
so before u decided who u hates u better take care of urselves first buddy...
unless if the person u hates is tottally jerk...
especially person who likes backstabbing...huhuhu...
it juz my opinion lorr...
huhuhu...
i doesnt mean to hurt anybody feeling...
ala kekadang aku pon jd cmtu gak kn...
manusia sentiasa mmbuat kesilapan..
cume perlu berhati hati dalam pergaulan &
sebelum mmbuat sebarang pertuturan @ perbuatan..
so thinks before u acts..