Our Little Giving TREE

Step Aside edward norton New Hulk Found

2010-10-24T23:42:00.001-07:00

Heres a Better Picture,Im pretty sure he wont be able to fill the gap.Edward did his thing so im upset they didnt get him to come back for The avengers.Will see,You never know Mark ruffalo might put on a pretty good show.Im just happy they got Robert D Jr. Thats aces cause no one else would have been acceptable for Ironman.I also found out there going to be shooting on the same set as Miss Jolies latest flick Salt( Crape Trash of a movie)Shes so washed up...sad.Well Ill be sure to stay updated and keep you that way to.

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Fantastic 4z Human Torch set to play Captain America and upcoming Avengers Cast picked

2010-10-24T22:57:00.001-07:00

The Guy at the bottoms playing Hulk instead of fight clubs edward norton

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The New iPhone Sees Monsters App

2010-10-23T12:19:00.000-07:00

Apps For Everything !!

Like the Apple iphone apps we already have aren't enough to make Lance Armstrong not want to ride his bicycle anymore,Now Apples getting our kids into the nonsense of apps for everything.

The Monster Meter iPhone App was created to help kids that are afraid of monsters.

This nifty little app scans and scales your childs room and "Detects" Creepers,crawlers,Jumpers and bed thumpers that might be hiding in the nooks and crannies of your kids bedroom.Did you also Know iphone has an instant bad parent app. Jeez I mean come on I thought that's what dear old dad was for ,checking under the bed and in the closet.What ever happen to telling your child monsters don't exist.

Ok Ok maybe I'm taking this whole thing a little too seriously excuse me for having an old fashion mindset on parenting.I just feel bad for the Parents who's children wont go to bed because they left there iphone at work and there kids screaming "SCAN THE ROOM SCAN THE ROOM" bet they'll come to my side then(It might Be too Late By then......too late smh)This APPs DUMB!!

The Power Of Twitter In the NFL

2010-10-23T11:42:00.000-07:00

How do you stop local television blackouts and rioting football fans from throwing Tvs threw windows? Call on Twitter!!The New England Patriots and San Diego Chargers can thank Twitter for helping them sell out Sunday's game.

On Thursday fans checked the teams official Twitter account that told of 1,000 general tickets that still needed to be sold by 1:15 p.m. local time in order to lift the blackout.Within Hours the remaining tickets were in the hands of drooling fans,half of which were Pats fans.San Diego sent out a tweet as well yawn..

With over 52,000 follower on there twitter its clear New England is using the social networking tool to there advantage.Not only to reach out to fans but to make money.I know i wont be shocked to see this happen again in the near future.Technology is great ,its even better when we use it to get done what couldn't of happened without it.

2010-10-22T19:27:00.001-07:00

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True Story This has happen to me!!

2010-10-21T16:24:00.000-07:00

Self Help. Part 2 How to be a bully!!

2010-10-21T09:16:00.000-07:00

Before I set down to write part 2 of self help, I looked threw my local newspaper. I seen that there are truly disturbing matters taking place in our school system.Not just in higher grades but the elementary schools as well. When I was in school teasing and jesting was a normal everyday occurrence on the play ground. As of the past Few years the poking fun as escalated to a staggering level and resulting in harmful occurrence's .I do enjoy statistics but I'm not here to run down the facts. Rather I hope to dispel many of the beliefs there are attached to bullies and how they can get the help that is needed before they become responsible for the deep inner pain and or harm of another.

The Poison that lives within

Many people have come down hard on the abuse that children call poking fun.Why do the children doing it view it different from the on lookers that see it as savage behavior? Is there something wrong with your Our eyes? Maybe there is....perhaps were not looking at it the way the child is. How can that be? Pain is pain right. No!

Imagine a baby being born in a psychiatric ward year in and year out they will no doubt witness behavior that is, mentally unstable,aggressive,controlling,disrespectful to the authority's that are there to help. They may even come across patients that are overly sexual and manipulative.To them this is NORMAL yes because they were raised around an atmosphere that shows (may have not taught) but showed them this every day they have come to believe that's how everyone is. To them those who don't act within these mannerism are weird,different(geeks,nerds,Wimps If you will).
Behavior is learned and a child that brings violence or other offensive acts to school is learning it from somewhere(Tv,Games,Parents).A question to the parents, has your child ever come home and whopped you on the side of your head? If the answer is no,take a moment to think why not......

These may just be some of the reasons that went threw your head

1.Those acts wont be tolerated in my home.
2.He or she isn't that kind of person.
3.My child would never THINK to do something like that because love,respect etc.

All these reasons can boil down to one statement"I taught my child better then that".
So when we see a toddler,teen,young adult bring those types of behavior's to school the question is not why is this child doing this but where did this child learn to act this way.Sifting threw the layers of the childs Mind can revel that answer but how is that accomplished.

I will discus that in , Self help Part 3 "Your Crazy, Here's how I can Tell"

Self Help,Steps to recovering yourself from that hectic life

2010-10-20T09:32:00.001-07:00

Psycho ,Lazy, Awkward, Geek ,Out there, Down to earth, we hear these terms all of the time.Most of us use them in our daily lives but what do they mean? Who do they refer to? If we were to fit in to one of theses category's can we ourselves decide when we change from one to the other. Is a person always destine to be caged in by the emotion that creates the atmosphere around him or her we call our being our essence.

Many people believe change is beyond them but I'm here to tell you that's far from the truth.Refinement can take place in many ways.Ive taken the time to put it into Three simple understood classes.

1.The turtle walk- The tw is when someone transforms slowly as the name would depicted.The motivations is not there and is usually from and out-side source which causes a forced transition .The individual is pushed in a path he or she doesn't want to go so it becomes a up hill battle toward self progression.

2.The rapid rush- This is a dangerous course,this takes place when a person wants to make a difference's in his life but isn't sure where to start so he or she moves hastily choosing various paths inconsistently , many times these new and dangerous behaviors do create a revamped life feeling but no true progress in attained.

3.Stroll To happiness- Simplely put you set your mind on what you want and you go get it.Slow and steady minded don't forget it is a stroll.This is the best kind of change one that's tamed and at the individuals own pace.

Watch where your life's headed

"You must see the end to know where to begin"-Bradley Campbell

"Walking with scissors is just as bad as running because its not the pace your moving at that's going to cause you to hurt yourself its when you trip that the harm comes"-Bradley Campbell

Teach the head and the body will follow,with that being said here are

Fives Rules For Brain-Body Health

1.Drink plenty of water and green tea (not many calories in theses).
Reason-Your brain is 80 percent water,proper hydration is key and the first rule in The BB Health system.

2.Limit caffeine intake(as much as you can)
Reason-Caffeine dehydrates the brain,which makes it harder to think.Also causes increase muscle tension.

3.Reduce salt intake and increase potassium intake.
Reason-A high Salt intake diet has been proven to raise hypertension.Potassium contains vital electrolytes.

4.Plan snacks
Reason- Going to long without eating will cause your blood sugar levels to drop too low.Low blood sugar levels have been associated with poor impulse control and irritability.

5.Take a daily Multivitamin/mineral supplement.
Reason- Lets face it most of us are to busy to eat at least five servings of fruits and vegetables a day.These little guys give us the nutritious we miss in our busy day.

Are you ready to reset, re-balance and build stress resistance wall of health and well-being? Comeback and Discover how.

If you enjoyed this post leave a comment,Thax for reading =)

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Cheap Ideas for Curing Basement Blues

2010-10-18T05:04:00.001-07:00

I never dreaded Monday night football until I moved into the basement of Doom.Don't get me wrong its a great place but basements have alot of downsides.The stampeding ogers that live above me drive my with and I crazy at times.I'm so elated that my newborn sons a heavy sleeper.If he wasn't I have a feeling Id haveing to go up stairs hourly and plead my case,my son just got to sleep ,I have to get up early In the morning and my wife has a shotgun aimed at the ceiling ,please for everyone's sake keep it down.

Besides that the service blows NO WIfI.Ive found if I stand on the couch and stick my phone by the window Ill get 3G, Other wise Ive struck gold just to get one bar of Edge-(The lower grade signal before the famous 3G took over).

Ive constructed a list for all those basement dwellers who wish to make life below ground alot better.

First and foremost ,most if not all basements feel and look small.
A large mirror will make the room look larger.I have about 6 mirrors,Placing them in areas you want to look bigger is the key.Living room ,bathroom and of course the bedroom are prime targets.

Second basements always have small windows so it tends to be dark in ominous 90 percent of the time. No one wants to live in a mole hole so get light bulbs with a natural light spectrum. It will add a very nice outside feeling,I use 120 volt day lights,Great bulbs Great Price courtesy of home depot.

Third unless you like the gloomy swap like habitat get small dehumidifiers.Basements get moggy something serious (you ll need this more in the summer,you can also save money by getting one that doubles as a fan).

For the bedroom lighting a nice orangy / rusty red lamp - will give you that warm cosy feel, just get one in for the corner of the room(best for the bedroom hudda hudda)=).

Fourth Wallpaper keeps the walls of the basement from drying if they get wet. Paint walls; don’t use wallpaper.

Fifth THROW RUGS!! I love them because if you choose different colors on different parts of the house you make various spaces seem like they have there own theme.My son has one plush color driped Green,Red,Yellow,Blue and Brown rug we got from ikea under his crib.It only sticks out a few feet but when you step on it you feel like your in his domain.Nice Touch!!

Well these are only a few tips if you have any questions on how you can spruce up that old spider infested basement more feel free to email me or leave a comment.Any tips of your own? Love to hear.

Happy basement living all my fellow mole people.

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Shame-Shame That diaper Butts2Cute

2010-10-15T17:48:00.000-07:00

A bus Ride 2 forget

2010-10-15T13:16:00.001-07:00

Bus riding Not for the faint of heart.In one corners a nameless sticky substance in the the other a nameless sticky looking old man and I really really hope that isn't pee.

I Dread the thought of taking my son on the (Bus)Mta.The thought makes my blood itch.In this every declining economy its hard to afford a car a house and a baby.You would think going Green is a simple solution but sitting on this traveling circus garbage truck I feel like everyone who's goes green gets punished daily.

Im not sure where all the money for the City's going but one things for-sure its not purchasing anything toward our comfort.

Well there's no use ranting and raving over a system that refuses to change.
I was on the bus in the first place because my ssCard got up and walked away. I'm happy to say that getting there was the most time consuming part.It felt like a 1..2..3 and I was done and out the door headed back to Princess and my little one.I'm total not looking forward to the trip home.Soon as i get back to the base of operation I plan on taking a nice long bleach bath.

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2010-10-14T20:36:00.001-07:00

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Brain-Dead MommyNDaddy

2010-10-12T11:16:00.001-07:00

SIGH sometimes I sit in front of the tube watching Toy Story 2 for the zillionth time,thinking deeply there has to be something more productive that I could be doing with my life at this moment.

BUT..

Laundries in the washer AND the dryer the dishes are washed
And our little jude babies fast asleep giving off a happy yawn often enough for you to not forget his presence.Its amazing how hes sleep but threw coos, twitch-is and cuteness he demands attention.
The house is as clean as its going to get(when there's a baby in the home nothing seems to stay clean I'm pretty sure when we sleep he gets up , throws all the dvds on the floor ,spits on all the plates and spoons then puts them back in the sink ,unfolds all the shirts and hides every left sock he can find.

How I find myself in 18 years? Brain dead from lack of sleep,Naked because all my garments have been completely ruined from spit-up and miss-fired pee shots, drooling from over exposure to green ,brown ,orange and ugh whatever that color is baby poop.With a permanent "Wheres your mother look" plastered on my face.

I guess these moments of sitting alone quietly watching kids movies ,laughing a little and relaxing alot is the most productive thing I can be doing for my mental health(It helps a Great deal) When you have a child never forget the child inside of you He or She will keep you grounded.When you laugh at something your kids done instead of throwing a fit ,thank the inner child because its him/her that helps you understand and sometimes enjoy the little ones shenanigans.

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The Venture Family

2010-10-09T20:58:00.001-07:00

I feel like I've been away from my Website so long I don't know where to start to get back on a roll.Having a child is no easy matter. I thought the 9months was tough till the labor. Then I thought the labor was tough till the delivery.

Now that he's here, a whole new ball of wax has been slipped under my feet to slide on, trip and get stuck.

Its good to hear, after a month, that your child has textbook good health.That was one of my worries. My family has down's syndrome in my mother's line. So my wife and I were a bit antsy.We didn't do all the tests to find out whether or not he might be a child with down's syndrome because we knew, either way, we'd love him all the same.

So, as you can imagine, a sigh of relief fell over us when we discoverd he was perfect head to toe: ten fingers, ten toes.

Taking him home was amazing. It's almost too good to grasp that the hospital will allow you to take such a precious little human life away to care for without any experience.

The adventure has only begun...........

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My SoN Runs The House

2010-09-11T20:13:00.001-07:00

CRY.......Gasp........Poop......Sleep........REPEAT

What have we done?

No, No really its not all that bad. I've heard the 1st 3months of having a baby are completely Nuts.Well that depends on who you ask. Me, personally, i hate to sleep. And who needs peace and quiet? I'm use to sticking my head in the open hood of my honda accord and saying "Rev the engine honey!" I can handle an unhamperd scream in the ear.

Have you ever not slept for so long you begin to think you dont need sleep and everyone around you is crazy for thinking they do? Your not alone! I reached that point two days ago. A friend told me whether you sleep or not your body will release the same chemical it does when you dream. Then u get the effect of "Dreaming while awake"

I dont know if thats true or not but i never realized how much i like pink ponys. Sigh...if only the Green and blue swirl hay to feed them were cheaper.

When My son came home, every fart, giggle and burp was cute. I kissed his nose down to his toes and Stared at him while he slept. I felt i couldn't fill my eyes enough of him. He's an amazing boy and truly a gift. I've come to the conclusion that everyone with children who gave me tips and advice, those What-TO-Do-Ifs, were very right.

Here are a few

1.Always cover the pee-pee while changing diapers (Unless you Enjoy a Healthy dose of gold lemonade)

2.Never Over feed Your baby,Know there limits for them(Unless you like doing laundry Spit-up does not come out easy)

3.Share the responsibility(Unless you want to lose your mind to Babyworld)

4.When baby sleeps YOU sleep (UNLESS Pink Ponies are your thing)

Happy parenting!!!

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Plastic Wrapped People

2010-09-09T13:50:00.001-07:00

Clean? Pure? What do those words mean?

Dont ask The goverment because they DONT KNOW.I thought the BP spill was dreadful and a bit sobering guess I was wrong.

I was doin some light web surfing and stumbled upon(No I wasnt useing the stumbleupon.com search Engine,By the way that is a really dumb idea to be useing that program you have to have hours to kill out of your life and if you do that means you dont really have one,sorry stumbleupon.com had to say it!!!

Well ive come across some pretty disturbing things on the web about globle warming,ECO decline,OIL SPILLS -BP cough cough- but for this one I dont know whether to Cry or laugh about it.

GET THIS,In Hong Kong's the clean air crisis is at such a high point that the "Clean Air Network" has decided to ditch the frighteningly serious approach to raising awareness about the health concerns of the air pollution and their trying a new product that allows Hong Kong citizens to "experience breathing like the rest of the world does" with a portable can of oxygen.

Is this real or fake? Looks real to me. Shows how much the CAN people care about making a change. Go to hongkongcan.org to raise awareness.

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2010-09-07T01:04:00.001-07:00

Whats more Amazing

2010-09-06T21:19:00.001-07:00

Love at First sight, My son was born yesterday it was truely the most wonderful thing Ive ever seen.I have an all new respect for woman there so strong( Truth be told I Know I couldnt do it).

Princess was In labor for 15 hours before Jude came.No C-Section required. Im so glad,for her sake.Whew so breath taking, My wife was given an epidural after 5hours of shaking from pure pain.When the epidural kicked in she got rather loope and danced in the bed(Yes In Labor). I couldnt believe my eyes she told me jokes and kept quoting Ron Burgundy Anchorman lines,Her number one line "I ate a Big Red candle".

Princess did an hour of pushing and fainted 3times the last two times she pushed and her lips turned a dark blue.That was an intense life experience the tension,the blood and the SMELL (like baby,poop and blood ) strange Ill never get that out of my nose.The Power of a woman is beyond my understanding.Im more in love with my wife now then the day I pronounced "I Do".

Little J was 7.14 pounds and 21 inchiz,average weight but very long.I really cant believe I sat down long enough to write this.Between changing messy diapers and running back in forth to the house Ive been so busy(Male Nesting).I should get back to my new lifes work sigh I love this boy truely a wonder pass what words are capable of expressing.

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My PaperThin Backbone

2010-09-02T21:23:00.001-07:00

Its Starting to become quite a drag.My wife Princess is now a week over-do, the feet dragging is at an all time high, im deeply concerned that the carpets are going to have feet tracks burnt into them soon.

Princess and I go in twice a week for check-ups and Daily proper eating is still a major factor. Its truely amazing how when we first found out we were pregnant I looked online in search of all baby brain foods and whats the best carrot for the babies future eye sight to be hawk like. Three months in and wendys dollar menu was at the top of the food pyramid.
The road to high cholesterol is paved with a great diet plan.

Well no matter the babies on his way and hes rather chunky to, 8 pounds and several ounces.Im sure that the science food aka Wendys baconator didnt help.

Topping the chart of misery off my wife has puppps ugh so sad its defined as a benign, severely itchy and painful skin rash, they say that it occurs in one out of 240 pregnancies and leaves the expectant mother in despair for relief. I Mr B can verify that its beyond emotional and physical distress. Watching princess in such torment is truely overwhelming , weve tried six different treatments over the counter and from the doctors hand, nothing seems to work.

Ive read that the only true cure is having the baby. So with open arms ,ready bodies and a mind set of -lets get this party started -were awaiting our little poop factory.

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What Topic I Just Write

2010-08-31T20:18:00.001-07:00

It seems that lately all my post have been about going to the movies uugh I dont know about you but I cant stand that I Mean come-on this is not a movie review site, I do alot more then watch flicks,

For example Princess and I went to the beach with a few of our friends to "Salsa Night" Why didnt this make post status ? IT SUCKEd my wife is nine months pregnant and i feel like i have Two left Feet( I hear that I am rather good on the dance floor but I save cutting a rug for a home alone past-time)

I cant stand the way (some)single people act, after being married a year "beating around the bush" with a female or male you like is so pointless and such a waste of time it kills me!!

If your digging - Feeling- Interested in that person let them know,
I really like you we should get to know each other better....OMg Your a Monster lol no no that shouldnt happen UNLess your foaming at the month when you tell them and in that case you just might be,

But really the worst case scenario they will let you know the feeling is not mutual and You can still be friends and youll have the huge Umm im your friend but I really like you elephant out of the room,(you never know alot of friendships have turnd into more)

Advice: Keep It Real be Truthful EVERYONE can respect that and good Relationships are Built on that Block.

Well I Hope my single friends are reading this because IM Sick Of the shanagains!

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The Takers Took me on A Trip

2010-08-31T19:29:00.001-07:00

Man o man Fresh out the theater! I couldnt wait to get home to blog this one, With Princess down for the count(yet Again) I took another trip to the Movies to catch recently released Takers!!

I was Looking Forward To This one!

With a few mates along for the ride we arrived late ahhhh I hate that I love watching the previews it didnt give me a chance to say O Yeeea im going to see that with random stangers yelping yea me to behind and in front of me, Arriveing after starting time also leaves you at the mercy of the Best Seat thieves as well.

Well 3 mins late (Thats alot for Me) I walk in to find a rather lame seat,,digging my hand into the overly buttered popcorn(The Best!!!) the movie gives its young star studded cast there intros, Whos it Starring?

Matt Dillon, Paul Walker, Idris Elba, Jay Hernandez, Michael Ealy, Tip 'TI' Harris, Chris Brown, Hayden Christensen, and Zoe Saldana. Its like the Young guys of the Movie world got together to show hollywood its future.

I have to Interject -Ive Looked over five or sx reviews they compeletly dog this movie, LISTEN im a real person not someone paid to give pros and cons, The movie was Good it had this scarey movie whats going to happen next feel,It was like watching a thiller-action-Drama all rolled into one granted some of the lines were shall we say cheesey But the way they catered to you getting to know the characters to the point you really cared what happen to them was pretty darn good!

I hoped he got away I wanted him to get caught Dang it someone catch this guy!!
Bottom line if you like feeling like your in the movie take the trip to see takers its a Fun trip down actioram lane.

NUFF Said

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The Other Guys -MOVIE-

2010-08-29T13:31:00.001-07:00

Directed by Adam McKay(Who was behind the camera on the tastefully funny flick Anchorman). With Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg as leading actors, At first I wonderd if these two would mix well but I was shocked how well they performed along side one another.There were ALOT of stars in the movie that had brief roles but added there own unique touch.

Over all the movie was Great really Great, I wanted to write more but theres not much else to say but go see it I loved it.Truely shows Will Ferrells not even close to being over ,I was blown away by some of the laughs, this guys crazy he holds the funny bone and dosent let go( Im sure a Few people were crying in the front)

You kno what really threw me more then the heavy laughs were the action cuts ,Awesome stuff , Its great to see well placed CGI in a comedy good stuff go see it!!
(The ending was a bit weak but over all the movie was a blockbuster) Im going to see it again.

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Christina AppleGate Flips OUT

2010-08-28T05:57:00.001-07:00

Pregnant and on the edge actress Christina Applegate has been seen barking at unsuspecting strangers - she blames the out of control hormones,

Usweekly reports:
“The other day, my girlfriend took me to the bank,” she said, explaining that they “pulled up really close to the ATM. It was really hot. I didn’t want to have to walk. I mean, I’m pregnant for crying out loud! I don’t need to walk.”
When a security guard “yelled” at Applegate and her pal for their illegal parking job, the star lost it. “I was just like, Shhhhh! Shhhhh! It is too hot out to be a dou***bag, okay?!”
Applegate quickly stopped herself, though. “What’s wrong with me?” she quipped. “I was like, ‘Who am I right now?! That’s a horrible thing to say to somebody!’”

Phew,, I think its funny shes not even 4 months and she dosent want to walk, Im not saying do a 10 mile hike its an Atm (Those things are never in remote places) Geez Apple! Truthfully if she wasnt a Celeb someone would have gotten a ticket or an overnight slumber party at the big House.Ether way Pregnant Woman Rock because they dont care and it shows.

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Over Do and Completely over IT

2010-08-25T23:00:00.001-07:00

AHHHHH!!!!! This KKKKKIIIIDDD!!!!!

I cant take it anymore my wife Princess shouts from the other room the sound of despreation and stains her voice. I want to ask " Are you ok" but the answers so clear I can see right threw it and into the future, any second Princess is going to come stamping her feet threw the bedroom door with her shoulders hunched, arms dangleing like 50pound dum bells at her side and the saddest little face youll ever see Im telling you a five year old couldnt make better Cow-Eyes,So Good I tell her theres no need for me to have a daughter because your my little girl.
Wait for it Wait for it....... Threw the door ,dejected look Annnd Cow Eyes!

My Poor wife is 40weeks and it shows, Shes gained more then I can say and keep my head on my shoulders , she recently told me its like carrying a teenager in a phanny pack Ouch would be an understatement and the last thing you want todo is make an understatement to a woman in pain

The doctors say its all water and it will go away but that does nothing for a womans ego COME ON doc!!! Im telling you a paperplate has more bedside manner then some of these doctors weve had. Thats right more then one a grand total of 3 so far, that may not seem like many but dont forget were dealing with one baby here,thats alot!

Well were up for regular vists now , until the little guys born shes going to have to tuff it out and Im going to do my best to help sigh........and they say haveing the babies the easy part.

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Death At the Dentist Hand

2010-08-21T23:37:00.001-07:00

I recently went to get two of my wisdom teeth removed the pain of them pushing threw my gums reached its boiling point and upon waking with my head splitting like a quart of fire wood I said THATS IT!

Im truely no good at makeing appointments (for anything) if its not within a 100feet of mybed it wont get done till the 11th hour,Its bad I know im a home body im working on thats, its actually rather funny a few months ago my wife princess after sometime finally persuaded me to acompany her to the park, we held hands walked along the jogg track, watched a short tennis game and set by the batting cages and talked after 20mins the sun reached its peak in the sky for that day and the little blood suckers were out in full force. I drank some of our bottled water leand back on the bench and said with a sigh of satisfaction this is wonderful the sun is shineing the air is fresh and " There are gadflies eating me alive" princess interjects,needless to say that wonderful trip to the park ended there.

Well back to my devastating trip to the deathist I mean dentist, After a swift X-Ray the nurse came in and asked me if Id like to go to sleep or did I want shots to numb the gums and stay awake, Sleep HA!! theres no way im napping while the white coats have there hands in my mouth, Ill stay awake I replied with a confidence and ease that shocked the older all white clad nurse nice scrubs for such a nasty job ( They say the mouth has more germs then a full sink how bout those dirty facts)

They must not get to many people who want to be aware for this procedure, I was asked multiple times if I was sure before the foot long steel needle came out, OMG that thing has its own heart beat, I briefly considered passing out but before the thought was completed the injection had begun, ok so you lied once already this isnt painless after the steel ice pick looking syringe hit my gums 5 more time my tongue went numb and almost sliped down my throat. Doctor evil put another steel looking paddle in my mouth ( Are any of these things made out of marshmellows or sweettarts .....the novacaine must of reached my brain.

Relax youll only feel a little pressure she said I could of swore she was grinning,(What i heard was) Im going to tear your bone from your skull enjoy the view (What i saw) blood shiney knives things that im sure belongd on hitlers dinner table and enuff blood to make saw 10 look over the top. Crack-Crunch-Pop-Split-Squirt, that dosent do what I heard any justice to put it lightly it sounded like Al bundy choping a cherry tree to bits( My only clear thought i can remember -Why would anyone want to be awake while this is happening )

When I came to Mentaly I was walking very slowly to the waiting room feeling like a small child the waiting room was heaven and behind me was as close as you could get to hell. Beware dont go to the dentist without knowing the drill, I had to learn the hard sharp and steel way.

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