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/><category term="tocar" /><category term="portugues" /><category term="japones" /><category term="cantar" /><category term="guarda-redes" /><category term="musica" /><category term="casa" /><category term="dormir" /><category term="famoso" /><category term="contente" /><category term="vidro" /><category term="golf" /><category term="compilação" /><category term="carro" /><category term="wii" /><category term="segurança" /><category term="gelo" /><category term="jovens" /><category term="corridas" /><category term="wtf?" /><category term="tapete rolante" /><category term="gato" /><category term="partidas" /><category term="tatuagem" /><category term="caloiro" /><category term="fail" /><category term="prisão" /><category term="trabalho" /><title>Que Pato</title><subtitle type="html">Blogue criado com o objectivo de animar os seus visitantes, com os melhores vídeos da internet!</subtitle><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://quepato.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://quepato.blogspot.com/" /><link rel="next" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false&amp;v=2" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>151</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/blogspot/fKmIv" /><feedburner:info uri="blogspot/fkmiv" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkQMQX07fip7ImA9Wx9XGE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-1585658563244354773</id><published>2011-01-12T13:19:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-01-12T13:19:40.306Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-01-12T13:19:40.306Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Parkour" /><title>Parkou fail</title><content type="html">Mais um fail a fazer parkour, a cara do moço deve ter ficado bonita !&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-ePH4W1gQkrKNqZ7U9e6TVyBh-A/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-ePH4W1gQkrKNqZ7U9e6TVyBh-A/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/16sji31SPPc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1585658563244354773?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1585658563244354773?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/16sji31SPPc/parkou-fail.html" title="Parkou fail" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2011/01/parkou-fail.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkUNQXo6cSp7ImA9Wx9XGE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-8926425039056844800</id><published>2011-01-12T13:18:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-01-12T13:18:10.419Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-01-12T13:18:10.419Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="maquina" /><title>Mais valia deixar estar..</title><content type="html">e lá vai ela, sozinha e abandonada..&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IA6N2CUQMrd3DA_uCaghgUFUIRc/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IA6N2CUQMrd3DA_uCaghgUFUIRc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/ja9fm_ggtN8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/8926425039056844800?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/8926425039056844800?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/ja9fm_ggtN8/mais-valia-deixar-estar.html" title="Mais valia deixar estar.." /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2011/01/mais-valia-deixar-estar.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkUFR309fip7ImA9Wx9XGE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-6855779212500773147</id><published>2011-01-12T13:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-01-12T13:16:56.366Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-01-12T13:16:56.366Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="vidro" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="homem" /><title>Homem nu vs Vidro</title><content type="html">Não sei o que estava ele a tentar fazer, mas acabou em grande fail!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lFppV4ohDwje-vfr10PxDSN9Vr8/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lFppV4ohDwje-vfr10PxDSN9Vr8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/8CuevCSpnGU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6855779212500773147?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6855779212500773147?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/8CuevCSpnGU/homem-nu-vs-vidro.html" title="Homem nu vs Vidro" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2011/01/homem-nu-vs-vidro.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkcMSHs8cCp7ImA9Wx9QGUQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-3149566106113483646</id><published>2011-01-02T17:41:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-01-02T17:41:29.578Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-01-02T17:41:29.578Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pato" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor" /><title>Cabeçada no poste!</title><content type="html">Devia de ter sido ainda mais de força!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NxCOkNf3-aN4k5p6hwqgLby8HKo/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NxCOkNf3-aN4k5p6hwqgLby8HKo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/PlrBUSJSghM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1801784130024654361?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1801784130024654361?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/PlrBUSJSghM/danca-do-pinguim.html" title="A dança do pinguim!" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2011/01/danca-do-pinguim.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A04HQ3czeSp7ImA9Wx9QGUU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-7038649946125340461</id><published>2011-01-02T17:38:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-01-02T17:38:52.981Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-01-02T17:38:52.981Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="curiosidades" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="win" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="musica" /><title>Um instrumento musical diferente</title><content type="html">Há que saber destacar certas qualidades que estas pessoas fazem e não só desvalorizar, embora goste mais quando elas falham, dá sempre para nos rirmos!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B_DfKOOQuWRlU9kVuOjrE4uHvsY/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B_DfKOOQuWRlU9kVuOjrE4uHvsY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/Zq1uYfyqjig" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/7038649946125340461?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/7038649946125340461?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/Zq1uYfyqjig/um-instrumento-musical-diferente.html" title="Um instrumento musical diferente" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2011/01/um-instrumento-musical-diferente.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkQMRX8-fyp7ImA9Wx9QGE0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-2174170546588721637</id><published>2010-12-31T12:59:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-12-31T12:59:44.157Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-31T12:59:44.157Z</app:edited><title>Um bom Ano 2011!</title><content type="html">O que pato deseja-lhe um Bom Ano 2011, para si e para a sua família!&lt;br /&gt;
E que para o próximo ano hajam mais fails que este para poderem animar o nosso dia!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tudo de bom para vocês&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a98Qxpo5GSqOsnLK1d2Nxuhca1c/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/a98Qxpo5GSqOsnLK1d2Nxuhca1c/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/p_MzP1CmsVs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/5746232700843013097?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/5746232700843013097?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/p_MzP1CmsVs/falha-nos-calculos.html" title="Falha nos cálculos!" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/falha-nos-calculos.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkcCQHg8cSp7ImA9Wx9QGE0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-3256302712060330929</id><published>2010-12-31T12:54:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-12-31T12:54:21.679Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-31T12:54:21.679Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="criança" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="vidro" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail" /><title>Acontece a quase toda a gente em jovem!</title><content type="html">&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EnIRAFDc6eQ?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EnIRAFDc6eQ?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7418763311088285927-3256302712060330929?l=quepato.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n-VBGqW44oC84FwvXRgEknIkOpg/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n-VBGqW44oC84FwvXRgEknIkOpg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n-VBGqW44oC84FwvXRgEknIkOpg/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/n-VBGqW44oC84FwvXRgEknIkOpg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/PmfMb8yn39c" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3256302712060330929?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3256302712060330929?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/PmfMb8yn39c/acontece-quase-toda-gente-em-jovem.html" title="Acontece a quase toda a gente em jovem!" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/acontece-quase-toda-gente-em-jovem.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEEEQXo4fSp7ImA9Wx9QFEo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-3000628462131733947</id><published>2010-12-27T17:56:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-12-27T17:56:40.435Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-27T17:56:40.435Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="corridas" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="homem" /><title>Win ou fail? part 2</title><content type="html">Persistir sempre, desistir nunca...! &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pY-DNVGy3pHg2k1MmxuGH3knj_g/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pY-DNVGy3pHg2k1MmxuGH3knj_g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pY-DNVGy3pHg2k1MmxuGH3knj_g/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pY-DNVGy3pHg2k1MmxuGH3knj_g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/0NZ65REOKnQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3000628462131733947?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3000628462131733947?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/0NZ65REOKnQ/win-ou-fail-part-2.html" title="Win ou fail? part 2" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/win-ou-fail-part-2.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEIERHwzeyp7ImA9Wx9QFEo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-2319994044039524923</id><published>2010-12-27T17:55:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-12-27T17:55:05.283Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-27T17:55:05.283Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="dente" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="homem" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="loser" /><title>É mais um menos um</title><content type="html">não faz falta a ninguém, nem dói nem nada, é na boa!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SRYBAbBQ-cugTB11SCJSu6s6rNk/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SRYBAbBQ-cugTB11SCJSu6s6rNk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SRYBAbBQ-cugTB11SCJSu6s6rNk/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SRYBAbBQ-cugTB11SCJSu6s6rNk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/zV28BHmPLqQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/2319994044039524923?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/2319994044039524923?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/zV28BHmPLqQ/e-mais-um-menos-um.html" title="É mais um menos um" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/e-mais-um-menos-um.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CE8HQ348eSp7ImA9Wx9QE0U.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-6295978538307932795</id><published>2010-12-26T17:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-12-26T17:00:32.071Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-26T17:00:32.071Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="idosos" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="contente" /><title>A nova toalha do avô</title><content type="html">Ficou encantado por ver que ainda tinha potencia!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QYnbe45Nng-oa1QcD1Pm1eJzr1k/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QYnbe45Nng-oa1QcD1Pm1eJzr1k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QYnbe45Nng-oa1QcD1Pm1eJzr1k/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QYnbe45Nng-oa1QcD1Pm1eJzr1k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/qSLWuUQyLUs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6295978538307932795?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6295978538307932795?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/qSLWuUQyLUs/nova-toalha-do-avo.html" title="A nova toalha do avô" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/nova-toalha-do-avo.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEAHQnk9fSp7ImA9Wx9QE0U.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-7266479752943565239</id><published>2010-12-26T16:58:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-12-26T16:58:53.765Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-26T16:58:53.765Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animais" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="limpo" /><title>Cão de limpezas</title><content type="html">Acho grande piada a estes cães com uma inteligência e treino a cima da média, era disto que eu precisava para limpar o meu quarto de vez em quando!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L7ZA2zXE350FJi7PIImaLNwBBeM/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L7ZA2zXE350FJi7PIImaLNwBBeM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L7ZA2zXE350FJi7PIImaLNwBBeM/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/L7ZA2zXE350FJi7PIImaLNwBBeM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/lRwqdhYDao0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/7266479752943565239?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/7266479752943565239?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/lRwqdhYDao0/cao-de-limpezas.html" title="Cão de limpezas" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/cao-de-limpezas.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEEHQnk7fip7ImA9Wx9QE0U.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-6293215063159603164</id><published>2010-12-26T16:57:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-12-26T16:57:13.706Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-26T16:57:13.706Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="carro" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="baby" /><title>Buzina ai filhinho</title><content type="html">Estava a gostar, há que começar desde pequenino&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ahPatAZ81OiaFhrgNY0GHWv4Zn8/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ahPatAZ81OiaFhrgNY0GHWv4Zn8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/2mpHHRcFctc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6293215063159603164?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6293215063159603164?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/2mpHHRcFctc/buzina-ai-filhinho.html" title="Buzina ai filhinho" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/buzina-ai-filhinho.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEIAQnY7fCp7ImA9Wx9QE0U.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-6872630222955584303</id><published>2010-12-26T16:55:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-12-26T16:55:43.804Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-26T16:55:43.804Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="carta" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pai natal" /><title>Eis o porquê de eu nunca ter mandado cartas ao pai natal...</title><content type="html">E essas prendas, foram boas? A carta chegou ao seu destino?&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/va48XZ8J7N74G2W7nKoUkpkGdks/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/va48XZ8J7N74G2W7nKoUkpkGdks/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/FVm_5HeaKGE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6872630222955584303?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6872630222955584303?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/FVm_5HeaKGE/eis-o-porque-de-eu-nunca-ter-mandado.html" title="Eis o porquê de eu nunca ter mandado cartas ao pai natal..." /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/eis-o-porque-de-eu-nunca-ter-mandado.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkYBR3szfip7ImA9Wx9QGUQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-3787569579867932958</id><published>2010-12-22T21:16:00.002Z</published><updated>2011-01-02T17:42:36.586Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-01-02T17:42:36.586Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="criança" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="natal" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="win" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="penda" /><title>Criança não gosta de receber livros pelo natal</title><content type="html">O que pato deseja-lhe um óptimo natal, cheio de boas prendas e muitos doces!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AjnMDLW3keSYJ7Uo9U37aAhlFis/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AjnMDLW3keSYJ7Uo9U37aAhlFis/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/pXl0jHjhr8g" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1130358556738177844?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1130358556738177844?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/pXl0jHjhr8g/o-sonho-para-qualquer-pai.html" title="O sonho para qualquer pai..." /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/o-sonho-para-qualquer-pai.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEcCQnc4cCp7ImA9Wx9QEEg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-1098710735654859312</id><published>2010-12-22T21:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-12-22T21:07:43.938Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-22T21:07:43.938Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="carro" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="acidente" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="restaurante" /><title>Carro entra num restaurante</title><content type="html">Pensou que fosse o McDrive, e ia fazer o seu pedido no carro...&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u9BnuO77GBpRbB6_r7w2b1uBeUw/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/u9BnuO77GBpRbB6_r7w2b1uBeUw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/IE8VtNnGPHc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1098710735654859312?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1098710735654859312?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/IE8VtNnGPHc/carro-entra-num-restaurante.html" title="Carro entra num restaurante" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/carro-entra-num-restaurante.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEMGSHs9fip7ImA9Wx9RGUs.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-2733066621725860817</id><published>2010-12-21T20:13:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-12-21T20:13:49.566Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-21T20:13:49.566Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animais" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="win" /><title>Que macaco é este?!</title><content type="html">Não percebi se era um boneco ou a parte do corpo ou o que era isso, mas partiu-me todo este!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZgcGQ7h0he-wQZVnn7qqtMdRgC0/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZgcGQ7h0he-wQZVnn7qqtMdRgC0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/KfulO9qv2TI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/2733066621725860817?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/2733066621725860817?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/KfulO9qv2TI/que-macaco-e-este.html" title="Que macaco é este?!" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/que-macaco-e-este.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C04GQHw_fyp7ImA9Wx9RGUs.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-802719188264216885</id><published>2010-12-21T20:05:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-12-21T20:05:21.247Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-21T20:05:21.247Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pato" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="queda" /><title>Tentativa de partir a coluna</title><content type="html">Será que conseguiu?&lt;br /&gt;
-O amigo ainda se riu na cara dele!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SKMQDmNTGhE0CGtT4Z57nj2nYrU/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SKMQDmNTGhE0CGtT4Z57nj2nYrU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/rdRYcpDcZo0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/802719188264216885?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/802719188264216885?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/rdRYcpDcZo0/tentativa-de-partir-coluna.html" title="Tentativa de partir a coluna" /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/tentativa-de-partir-coluna.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0ADSH08fyp7ImA9Wx9RGUs.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-4774796061601781054</id><published>2010-12-21T20:02:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-12-21T20:02:59.377Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-21T20:02:59.377Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="policia" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="russo" /><title>Falha enorme na policia russa..</title><content type="html">Epic fail, mesmo patos!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4f-F7VmUNGwSmtIh9ie_0FenzAk/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4f-F7VmUNGwSmtIh9ie_0FenzAk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~4/oWLVJ5kgWjQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/4774796061601781054?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/4774796061601781054?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/fKmIv/~3/oWLVJ5kgWjQ/falha-enorme-na-policia-russa.html" title="Falha enorme na policia russa.." /><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="33" height="26" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5zK0VxQyhR4/TMdIcoYZGdI/AAAAAAAAABI/gaOwQaNE330/S220/logo.png" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/falha-enorme-na-policia-russa.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEMDQHk8cSp7ImA9Wx9RGEo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-6731032355140287713</id><published>2010-12-20T19:14:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-12-20T19:14:31.779Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-12-20T19:14:31.779Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="partidas" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor" /><title>Mulher que se esquece das cuecas</title><content type="html">Quais as reacções dos homens?&lt;br /&gt;
-Não era de esperar outra coisa.. &lt;br /&gt;
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