<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927</id><updated>2024-11-01T10:36:46.399+00:00</updated><category term="humor"/><category term="fail"/><category term="pato"/><category term="win"/><category term="queda"/><category term="animais"/><category term="carro"/><category term="dor"/><category term="criança"/><category term="Apanhado"/><category term="homem"/><category term="Parkour"/><category term="compilação"/><category term="mulher"/><category term="bicicleta"/><category term="futebol"/><category term="wtf?"/><category term="baby"/><category term="dançar"/><category 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term="pinata"/><category term="porrada"/><category term="presa"/><category term="preso"/><category term="prisão"/><category term="restaurante"/><category term="riso"/><category term="rock band"/><category term="skateboard"/><category term="ski"/><category term="strip"/><category term="sustos"/><category term="tapete rolante"/><category term="taxista"/><category term="terrorista"/><category term="tocar"/><category term="tolo"/><category term="trampolim"/><category term="vento"/><category term="voley"/><category term="wii"/><title type='text'>Que Pato</title><subtitle type='html'>Blogue criado com o objectivo de animar os seus visitantes, com os melhores vídeos da internet!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>151</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-1585658563244354773</id><published>2011-01-12T13:19:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2011-01-12T13:19:40.306+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Parkour"/><title type='text'>Parkou fail</title><content type='html'>Mais um fail a fazer parkour, a cara do moço deve ter ficado bonita !&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/jxwVG1o4clk?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/jxwVG1o4clk?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1585658563244354773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1585658563244354773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2011/01/parkou-fail.html' title='Parkou fail'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-8926425039056844800</id><published>2011-01-12T13:18:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2011-01-12T13:18:10.419+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="maquina"/><title type='text'>Mais valia deixar estar..</title><content type='html'>e lá vai ela, sozinha e abandonada..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/MCHbPZb3rtg?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/MCHbPZb3rtg?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/8926425039056844800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/8926425039056844800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2011/01/mais-valia-deixar-estar.html' title='Mais valia deixar estar..'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-6855779212500773147</id><published>2011-01-12T13:16:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2011-01-12T13:16:56.366+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="homem"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="vidro"/><title type='text'>Homem nu vs Vidro</title><content type='html'>Não sei o que estava ele a tentar fazer, mas acabou em grande fail!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/UpRZ9mu0qcA?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/UpRZ9mu0qcA?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6855779212500773147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6855779212500773147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2011/01/homem-nu-vs-vidro.html' title='Homem nu vs Vidro'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-3149566106113483646</id><published>2011-01-02T17:41:00.001+00:00</published><updated>2011-01-02T17:41:29.578+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pato"/><title type='text'>Cabeçada no poste!</title><content type='html'>Devia de ter sido ainda mais de força!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/8IvLSUQxa6A?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/8IvLSUQxa6A?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/7038649946125340461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/7038649946125340461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2011/01/um-instrumento-musical-diferente.html' title='Um instrumento musical diferente'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-2174170546588721637</id><published>2010-12-31T12:59:00.002+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-31T12:59:44.157+00:00</updated><title type='text'>Um bom Ano 2011!</title><content type='html'>O que pato deseja-lhe um Bom Ano 2011, para si e para a sua família!&lt;br /&gt;
E que para o próximo ano hajam mais fails que este para poderem animar o nosso dia!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tudo de bom para vocês&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFacig7LXiNM2T3OolZxx2LFrbt14yWghD9oo_j-bt9oHy84ph-T7_ll5cNT98e8pSwrYYp6AF2Jsf2WlquDvQv41WpRaqDG2u_C0ep6qj9853u10YVYD6BdspV1bKF2hXUHubxEjtYSFn/s1600/bom-ano-2011-thumb16792820.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;239&quot; width=&quot;320&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFacig7LXiNM2T3OolZxx2LFrbt14yWghD9oo_j-bt9oHy84ph-T7_ll5cNT98e8pSwrYYp6AF2Jsf2WlquDvQv41WpRaqDG2u_C0ep6qj9853u10YVYD6BdspV1bKF2hXUHubxEjtYSFn/s320/bom-ano-2011-thumb16792820.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/2174170546588721637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/2174170546588721637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/um-bom-ano-2011.html' title='Um bom Ano 2011!'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFacig7LXiNM2T3OolZxx2LFrbt14yWghD9oo_j-bt9oHy84ph-T7_ll5cNT98e8pSwrYYp6AF2Jsf2WlquDvQv41WpRaqDG2u_C0ep6qj9853u10YVYD6BdspV1bKF2hXUHubxEjtYSFn/s72-c/bom-ano-2011-thumb16792820.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-7989320037495226477</id><published>2010-12-31T12:57:00.002+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-31T12:57:22.067+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="compilação"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail"/><title type='text'>Compilação de fails de 2010</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/3htU3NTqMQs?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/3htU3NTqMQs?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/7989320037495226477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/7989320037495226477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/compilacao-de-fails-de-2010.html' title='Compilação de fails de 2010'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-4308486015345752603</id><published>2010-12-31T12:56:00.003+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-31T12:56:53.217+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="compilação"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="win"/><title type='text'>Compilação de Wins de 2010</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/9attUeKfxSI?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/9attUeKfxSI?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/4308486015345752603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/4308486015345752603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/compilacao-de-wins-de-2010.html' title='Compilação de Wins de 2010'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-3208792760573115618</id><published>2010-12-31T12:56:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-31T12:56:07.846+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="jovens"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="queda"/><title type='text'>O que não fazer com a namorada!</title><content type='html'>Só se realmente quiserem que ela vos mande pó c****** é que devem fazer isto..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/S9uZEI85vJU?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/S9uZEI85vJU?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3208792760573115618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3208792760573115618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/o-que-nao-fazer-com-namorada.html' title='O que não fazer com a namorada!'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-5746232700843013097</id><published>2010-12-31T12:55:00.001+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-31T12:55:09.075+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="neve"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="queda"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="ski"/><title type='text'>Falha nos cálculos!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/7O1tZNIhTQQ?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/7O1tZNIhTQQ?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/5746232700843013097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/5746232700843013097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/falha-nos-calculos.html' title='Falha nos cálculos!'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-3256302712060330929</id><published>2010-12-31T12:54:00.001+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-31T12:54:21.679+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="criança"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="vidro"/><title type='text'>Acontece a quase toda a gente em jovem!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/EnIRAFDc6eQ?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/EnIRAFDc6eQ?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3256302712060330929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3256302712060330929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/acontece-quase-toda-gente-em-jovem.html' title='Acontece a quase toda a gente em jovem!'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-3000628462131733947</id><published>2010-12-27T17:56:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-27T17:56:40.435+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="corridas"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="homem"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><title type='text'>Win ou fail? part 2</title><content type='html'>Persistir sempre, desistir nunca...! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/up7STP1p290?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/up7STP1p290?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3000628462131733947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3000628462131733947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/win-ou-fail-part-2.html' title='Win ou fail? part 2'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-2319994044039524923</id><published>2010-12-27T17:55:00.001+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-27T17:55:05.283+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="dente"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="homem"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="loser"/><title type='text'>É mais um menos um</title><content type='html'>não faz falta a ninguém, nem dói nem nada, é na boa!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/-hoa_oNQLeo?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/-hoa_oNQLeo?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/2319994044039524923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/2319994044039524923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/e-mais-um-menos-um.html' title='É mais um menos um'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-6295978538307932795</id><published>2010-12-26T17:00:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-26T17:00:32.071+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="contente"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="idosos"/><title type='text'>A nova toalha do avô</title><content type='html'>Ficou encantado por ver que ainda tinha potencia!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/LTIZJN3H5fk?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/LTIZJN3H5fk?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6295978538307932795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6295978538307932795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/nova-toalha-do-avo.html' title='A nova toalha do avô'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-7266479752943565239</id><published>2010-12-26T16:58:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-26T16:58:53.765+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animais"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="limpo"/><title type='text'>Cão de limpezas</title><content type='html'>Acho grande piada a estes cães com uma inteligência e treino a cima da média, era disto que eu precisava para limpar o meu quarto de vez em quando!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/GYVMLvpNeFo?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/GYVMLvpNeFo?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/7266479752943565239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/7266479752943565239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/cao-de-limpezas.html' title='Cão de limpezas'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-6293215063159603164</id><published>2010-12-26T16:57:00.001+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-26T16:57:13.706+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="baby"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="carro"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><title type='text'>Buzina ai filhinho</title><content type='html'>Estava a gostar, há que começar desde pequenino&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/0U8stlzyTrA?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/0U8stlzyTrA?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6293215063159603164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6293215063159603164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/buzina-ai-filhinho.html' title='Buzina ai filhinho'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-6872630222955584303</id><published>2010-12-26T16:55:00.002+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-26T16:55:43.804+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="carta"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pai natal"/><title type='text'>Eis o porquê de eu nunca ter mandado cartas ao pai natal...</title><content type='html'>E essas prendas, foram boas? A carta chegou ao seu destino?&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/YU1gep36lIk?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/YU1gep36lIk?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6872630222955584303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/6872630222955584303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/eis-o-porque-de-eu-nunca-ter-mandado.html' title='Eis o porquê de eu nunca ter mandado cartas ao pai natal...'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-3787569579867932958</id><published>2010-12-22T21:16:00.002+00:00</published><updated>2011-01-02T17:42:36.586+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="criança"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="natal"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="penda"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="win"/><title type='text'>Criança não gosta de receber livros pelo natal</title><content type='html'>O que pato deseja-lhe um óptimo natal, cheio de boas prendas e muitos doces!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/zR_FMQ5MVaE?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/zR_FMQ5MVaE?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;295&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3787569579867932958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/3787569579867932958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/crianca-nao-gosta-de-receber-livros.html' title='Criança não gosta de receber livros pelo natal'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-1130358556738177844</id><published>2010-12-22T21:12:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-22T21:12:31.815+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Apanhado"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="criança"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="win"/><title type='text'>O sonho para qualquer pai...</title><content type='html'>...é ter um puto destes!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/YByF1KOQx1M?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/YByF1KOQx1M?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1130358556738177844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1130358556738177844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/o-sonho-para-qualquer-pai.html' title='O sonho para qualquer pai...'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-1098710735654859312</id><published>2010-12-22T21:07:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-22T21:07:43.938+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="acidente"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="carro"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="restaurante"/><title type='text'>Carro entra num restaurante</title><content type='html'>Pensou que fosse o McDrive, e ia fazer o seu pedido no carro...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/UXE_Vz7SupE?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/UXE_Vz7SupE?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1098710735654859312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/1098710735654859312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/carro-entra-num-restaurante.html' title='Carro entra num restaurante'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-2733066621725860817</id><published>2010-12-21T20:13:00.002+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-21T20:13:49.566+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="animais"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="win"/><title type='text'>Que macaco é este?!</title><content type='html'>Não percebi se era um boneco ou a parte do corpo ou o que era isso, mas partiu-me todo este!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/v9xP1ZjJxU0?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/v9xP1ZjJxU0?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/2733066621725860817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/2733066621725860817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/que-macaco-e-este.html' title='Que macaco é este?!'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-802719188264216885</id><published>2010-12-21T20:05:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-21T20:05:21.247+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fail"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="pato"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="queda"/><title type='text'>Tentativa de partir a coluna</title><content type='html'>Será que conseguiu?&lt;br /&gt;
-O amigo ainda se riu na cara dele!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;object width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/CyiGLy-FIPI?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/CyiGLy-FIPI?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/4774796061601781054'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7418763311088285927/posts/default/4774796061601781054'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://quepato.blogspot.com/2010/12/falha-enorme-na-policia-russa.html' title='Falha enorme na policia russa..'/><author><name>José Silva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12022067301503651798</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjflts1H-s-2SSxQdVkQHeHfTr8xWlvKu9MvwwuQ0dN1LzpbN16-gPhFZYeAwqQVdb0waXAdSdnfgfn4cK3tC3ZWlCc16o23mos_3yXT0shfFE0Q5BTvuipxMoGZHE0pw/s220/logo.png'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7418763311088285927.post-6731032355140287713</id><published>2010-12-20T19:14:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2010-12-20T19:14:31.779+00:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="humor"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="partidas"/><title type='text'>Mulher que se esquece das cuecas</title><content type='html'>Quais as reacções dos homens?&lt;br /&gt;
-Não era de esperar outra coisa.. &lt;br /&gt;
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