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Aproveito para agradecer aos leitores assíduos, bem como todos aqueles que esporadicamente perdiam o seu &quot;lusco-fusco&quot; diário por cá!&lt;br /&gt;
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Abreijos</description><link>http://failtuga.blogspot.com/2010/07/stand-by.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Djoré)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6275359138673064908.post-8862704436889506791</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-19T11:20:53.962+01:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Videos FAIL</category><title>Aché, susto :)</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;object height=&quot;385&quot; width=&quot;480&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/I8Ip-vh_UUc&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/I8Ip-vh_UUc&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://failtuga.blogspot.com/2010/07/ache-susto.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Djoré)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6275359138673064908.post-19742318795553580</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-19T11:19:58.905+01:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Fail do Dia</category><title>Baseball FAIL</title><description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcOCMlAmtToply4cd8Cly-ZMtUZxws-0pKm9ihYNcmdDBLhzGfb_J40MfHRpy_VYQ3iNmYaI97i6odJnAWUvO44IvXWcDYUiWcWgDEM7x68LwULVYumIjKNVb5ybYYOYn7tMxU6Aiszeo/s1600/fail6.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;375&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcOCMlAmtToply4cd8Cly-ZMtUZxws-0pKm9ihYNcmdDBLhzGfb_J40MfHRpy_VYQ3iNmYaI97i6odJnAWUvO44IvXWcDYUiWcWgDEM7x68LwULVYumIjKNVb5ybYYOYn7tMxU6Aiszeo/s400/fail6.jpg&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://failtuga.blogspot.com/2010/07/baseball-fail.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Djoré)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcOCMlAmtToply4cd8Cly-ZMtUZxws-0pKm9ihYNcmdDBLhzGfb_J40MfHRpy_VYQ3iNmYaI97i6odJnAWUvO44IvXWcDYUiWcWgDEM7x68LwULVYumIjKNVb5ybYYOYn7tMxU6Aiszeo/s72-c/fail6.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6275359138673064908.post-7454339554097218335</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-19T11:19:23.662+01:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Loiras</category><title>Loira moreninha</title><description>Porque é que não existem morenas burras?&lt;br /&gt;
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O casal Ed e Gayle Robinson, do norte de Devon, na Inglaterra, trocou a formalidade do vestido branco da noiva e da igreja por uma cerimonia temática, inspirada na família Flintstones.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ed e Gayle vestiram-se de Fred e Vilma e escolheram um rochedo de Devon como cenário, numa referência à pedreira onde o personagem do desenho animado trabalha.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cerca de cem convidados também estavam fantasiados e celebraram o casamento de forma entusiasta. Os padrinhos optaram pela caracterização dos personagens Barney e Betty, como não poderia deixar de ser.&lt;br /&gt;
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Na hora de assinar, a canção que se ouviu ao fundo foi o tema do desenho. Ao final, o casal festejou a união com o grito “Yabba dabba, I do”.</description><link>http://failtuga.blogspot.com/2010/07/casar-vestidos-de-flintstones.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Djoré)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6275359138673064908.post-8637281968555549614</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-16T09:00:10.907+01:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Videos FAIL</category><title>Loira...e burra claro!</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;object height=&quot;385&quot; width=&quot;480&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/vXPR_xrXnNI&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/vXPR_xrXnNI&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://failtuga.blogspot.com/2010/07/loirae-burra-claro.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Djoré)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6275359138673064908.post-8666980093281622592</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-16T08:59:18.403+01:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Fail do Dia</category><title>Esta fica ao encargo do leitor....lol!</title><description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4_Xwe8U3xv3PQEVqNyNJyhEl4YI9uW3xBXR-TiTtzBeqf24CNMWxFjUIcj1q6HuJ7gHdc-oLXjac8wTSbAeHF1JGBVsOPcEljOSgi2B3tIn0qpbJ9hsPv1oh_UKgPIu-OT2Hbz13MX-o/s1600/gross.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;400&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4_Xwe8U3xv3PQEVqNyNJyhEl4YI9uW3xBXR-TiTtzBeqf24CNMWxFjUIcj1q6HuJ7gHdc-oLXjac8wTSbAeHF1JGBVsOPcEljOSgi2B3tIn0qpbJ9hsPv1oh_UKgPIu-OT2Hbz13MX-o/s400/gross.jpg&quot; width=&quot;247&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://failtuga.blogspot.com/2010/07/esta-fica-ao-encargo-do-leitorlol.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Djoré)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4_Xwe8U3xv3PQEVqNyNJyhEl4YI9uW3xBXR-TiTtzBeqf24CNMWxFjUIcj1q6HuJ7gHdc-oLXjac8wTSbAeHF1JGBVsOPcEljOSgi2B3tIn0qpbJ9hsPv1oh_UKgPIu-OT2Hbz13MX-o/s72-c/gross.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6275359138673064908.post-6741267386547798532</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-16T08:58:16.857+01:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Piadas Secas</category><title>Velório lesbiano</title><description>O que se faz quando morrem duas lésbicas?&lt;br /&gt;
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Para os filhos não poderem mijar nos cantos.</description><link>http://failtuga.blogspot.com/2010/07/alentejano-arquitecto.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Djoré)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6275359138673064908.post-3200574746572500207</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 07:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-13T08:57:34.958+01:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Videos FAIL</category><title>O Rebolation FAIL</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;object height=&quot;385&quot; width=&quot;480&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/E7AVGV9mR3s&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowFullScreen&quot; value=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowscriptaccess&quot; value=&quot;always&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/E7AVGV9mR3s&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; allowscriptaccess=&quot;always&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot; width=&quot;480&quot; height=&quot;385&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://failtuga.blogspot.com/2010/07/o-rebolation-fail.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Djoré)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6275359138673064908.post-636984485844282081</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 07:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-13T08:56:47.029+01:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Fail do Dia</category><title>Security FAIL</title><description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw-vjZsJ72jlS5Qtd6U7qEFi44W1iEgloz6VTFMWqpJhFm_bsYrd4Rvwgz0OPvMyEo_5iPcCBBCJX0kfJfnGfKu590Dc0baYS0t6m53le0qx1RJ7LqmUEYbGcwH0KCUgKTCAXtEx4HdRA/s1600/fail-owned-car-security-fail.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;285&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw-vjZsJ72jlS5Qtd6U7qEFi44W1iEgloz6VTFMWqpJhFm_bsYrd4Rvwgz0OPvMyEo_5iPcCBBCJX0kfJfnGfKu590Dc0baYS0t6m53le0qx1RJ7LqmUEYbGcwH0KCUgKTCAXtEx4HdRA/s400/fail-owned-car-security-fail.jpg&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://failtuga.blogspot.com/2010/07/security-fail.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Djoré)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw-vjZsJ72jlS5Qtd6U7qEFi44W1iEgloz6VTFMWqpJhFm_bsYrd4Rvwgz0OPvMyEo_5iPcCBBCJX0kfJfnGfKu590Dc0baYS0t6m53le0qx1RJ7LqmUEYbGcwH0KCUgKTCAXtEx4HdRA/s72-c/fail-owned-car-security-fail.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6275359138673064908.post-5453032448711458251</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 07:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-07-13T08:56:06.098+01:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Cumulos</category><title>Cúmulo da desconfiança</title><description>Qual é o cúmulo da desconfiança?&lt;br /&gt;
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