Comedy

Blowjob Girl (Video)

2012-07-07T22:55:00.000-04:00

Please make sure you can be adult about this before you watch the vid.

Turquoise Jeep Presents... Go Grab My Belt

2011-01-02T12:15:00.000-05:00

I confess to be obsessed with the Turquoise Jeep movement. Here is their latest video called "Go Grab My Belt". You can check out more of their videos on youtube on the TurquoiseJeepMusic page.

Blame it on the Alcohol

2011-01-01T13:33:00.001-05:00

By: @JohnnyMagma

Just waking up, eye crust on steroids looking like Croutons, headache outta this world, stumbling about with the worst morning breath you've ever had in your life and your whole aura reeks of personal failure... Yup, you just had the best night of your life. Congrats.

The only downside is the drunken texts and calls you attempted while inebriated that made you look like the town fool with No Self Control. Depending on who you are and the people you surround yourself with this may not be far off from the truth. Hopefully it was worth it for you.

People need to remember that Alcohol affects Judgment and Lowers Inhibitions. What that means is the stuff you did/said is the stuff you always wanted to, its just that little voice in your head telling you not to is passed out now. Learn to control yourself when drinking, ESPECIALLY if you know you been fake with people you could potentially contact... You aint gonna do nothin but tell on yourself. Drink in Moderation

Below are some Drunk pictures for you enjoyment

When Fans Go Too Far

2010-11-16T13:01:00.001-05:00

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By: @JohnnyMagma

There's a thin line between being a fan and being a psycho… this man just crossed it. Take a look and listen to how this Dude expresses his appreciation for Kobe Bryant of the LA Lakers. If you think this is normal, then please don’t Date… ever… for any reason.

Baracka Flocka Flame

2010-11-05T18:00:00.000-04:00

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By: @JohnnyMagma

These Spoofs get funnier and funnier every month. Check out Barack Obamas remake of the Hard in the Paint joint which i actually like more than the original.

Nick Cannon on Eminem and Chelsea Handler Beef

2010-11-05T17:59:00.000-04:00

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By: @JohnnyMagma

Jack thriller, G-Unit Comedian, interviews Nick Cannon on his goals, upcoming business ventures and beefs with other celebs. Take a listen and see what Cannon will be up to in the near future and who he will be doing it with.

PS. Jack Thriller is Hilarious.

New Cereal Ideas

2010-11-05T13:09:00.000-04:00

By: @JohnnyMagma

Now this is a product I would’ve loved to have as a kid and maybe the only one to top Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Waffle Crisps… the Tupac and biggie of Breakfast.

Banned Mastercard Commercial

2010-11-05T13:08:00.000-04:00

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By: @JohnnyMagma

Wow i stumbled upon this commercial and would be terrified if it actually happened to me. Check it out.

Mr. "Who You Finna Try” is At it Again

2010-11-03T22:06:00.000-04:00

By: @JohnnyMagma

Man o man, you tube is a place for you to find some of the funniest people in the world. The young man who was made famous by his Worldstar appearance on his crunk dance, dubbed “Who You Finna Try” (seen below) has started his own internet dance craze. Have fun watching him get buck wild.

Imma Let You Finish But…

2010-11-03T22:05:00.000-04:00

By: @JohnnyMagma

Now I’m not for over killing jokes and this Kanye one has definitely been done to death but someone created a blog that I happened to stumble upon (http://imaletyoufinish.com) and it was good for a few laughs. They provided people with pictures of Mr. West from the fateful day he cut off Taylor Swift at the Awards and challenged followers of their blog to superimpose them onto others. There's pages upon pages but here were a few of the ones that I couldn’t help but to laugh at.

Blue Man Group

Mathematics

Yoda

G.A.Y.S. Campaign (Part 2)

2010-10-21T13:53:00.000-04:00

G.A.Y.S. (Guys Against You Serving) Part 2 from Thomas Lennon

By: @JohnnyMagma

Part two of the G.A.Y.S. (Guys Against You Serving) Campaign released this month to assist in the repealing of the "Don't Ask Dont Tell" Practice.

G.A.Y.S. Campaign (Part 1)

2010-10-21T13:45:00.000-04:00

G.A.Y.S. (Guys Against You Serving) from Thomas Lennon

By: @JohnnyMagma

The first Satirical installment of the G.A.Y.S. (Guys Against You Serving) is aimed at repealing the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Law against openly gay/lesbian members serving in the armed forces. Comedians, Actors and Actresses of all races and genders are teaming up to get the word to the public to support repealing this long standing prejudicial practice.

Best African Dance Ever

2010-10-15T11:59:00.000-04:00

By: @iShotWakaFlocka

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Sesame Street Old Spice Spoof

2010-10-10T23:34:00.000-04:00

by @butterfliesblue

Now Thats Sexy…

2010-10-08T20:39:00.000-04:00

By: @SexyLipsMarie

There are millions of videos on YouTube. Sadly in this day and age a lot of young kids (under 21) are making sexually connotative videos. Strip teasing, twerking and some even worse. Even though the whole idea of making these types of videos are dumb in my opinion, most people make the videos in a smart way. By that I mean they make the videos either:

When Everyone is Sleep
When No One is at Home
In a Locked Room

But you do have the one girl that just doesn't get it… See below.

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So this is What kids Are Learning?

2010-10-06T19:59:00.000-04:00

by: el_fuertismo

A Husbands Revenge

2010-10-03T15:00:00.000-04:00

To all the wives who do not listen when their husband tells them NOT to touch something .... this one's for you!

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By @MzFilterless

Sesame Street Episode: Kat Stacks & Eddie Long

2010-10-02T01:02:00.000-04:00

My Thoughts: Poor Elmo. But Other Then That LMMFFAAOOO This Is Funny As Hell
Shoutout To @MatStacks for The Video

By: @sucmyknowledge

Divorce Court and Anger Issues

2010-10-02T00:54:00.000-04:00

by @butterfliesblue

If you are a Tyler Perry fan then you will recognize her from one of his plays. The description says that she's from Madea's Family Reunion, but I can't remember which character she played. Anyway, on a recent episode of Divorce Court, she was singing to deal with her anger.

Obama Got Jokes

2010-09-25T11:32:00.000-04:00

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By: @JohnnyMagma

On Sept 23th Barack Obama spoke at the annual Clinton Global Initiative meeting and borderline clowned Bill Clinton to his face. The underlying jokes to be made here are Hilarious but it's all in good fun and for a better cause.

The Clinton Global Initiative is a Worldwide Organization started by Bill Clinton in 2005 to gather multi governments along with Social/Economic Leaders around the world to address our most pressing Health, Environmental, Educational and Poverty problems. Members include a wide array of people from Celeb Athletes like Lance Armstong to CEO Billionaire of Microsoft Bill Gates and President of Liberia, Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf, all with the common goal of the Betterment of Society.

Indiana Public School System Fail

2010-09-22T10:53:00.000-04:00

By: @JohnnyMagma

The Public School System, in an attempt to dissuade negative connotations, Paid for and got this Billboard sign posted. Look closely and see How well they did

Good Job South Bend Indiana School System, This should fix all your problems. In their defense Patrick Strickler, owner of the Blue Water Group responsible for the Billboard, has taken full responsibility for the spelling error, well Kinda. He says 4 of his people saw it and didn't catch the error, not that he himself made the error... Wouldn't he be terribly hilarious if the subordinates he threw under the bus were products of the same Indiana Pubic, I mean Public school system? If only I could've done the interview myself, I definitely would've asked. Reading is Fundamental People, Quit Spelling Like Imbeciles.

This is When You Know Yo Friends Aint ish

2010-09-22T09:48:00.000-04:00

By: @JohnnyMagma

Like OMG Brainstorm. Becky, Sue, Beth, Marie Anne, JoJo, Stephanie, Kimmy, Katherine, Star and Bertha… you guys should like, Totally all holds hands and Jump Supreme High, then I'll like… Click Click of you guys like, radically in Mid-air… it’ll be B*TCHIN!!!

JUMP!!!

These Skinny Index Mouth Fingering chicks knew good and well Bertha wasn’t gettin off the ground.

How many of us have them………… Friends

Photo Courtesy of FailBlog.org

Tats to Die For

2010-09-21T14:20:00.000-04:00

By: @JohnnyMagma

These Artistic brands of Permanent Inks USED to be of the utmost Respect and Honor... But What do they mean now? Honestly... for most people, Absolutely Nothing. Tattoos have been used since Neolithic Times as a branding to show membership in certain Creeds/Castes of Society and Stature in achieving certain levels of combat within Armies. People are now getting Tats simply because they look "cool". Take a look at the 5 most idiotic I've come across so far... Today smh

The Quadratic Equation

This person probably was near failing in math, from smoking his brain cells away, and thought, "It's not Cheating if its a Tattoo. The teacher can't say, "Put away all notebooks and your left arm. Im a GENIUS!!!" No stupid, you are an Idiot. I hope that math was wrong and some rocket scientist proves that he equation actually equals Pi. Here's an equation for you: U + Tat = Dumbass

Hello Kitty

Hmmm, Where do I start... the Blue Alien Autopsy line bisecting his face? the fake Pacman on his neck? The nonchalant Blue Lil Mo Braid with an action figure rubberbanded to it? the shaven bald Fivehead with the Goth Mullet he's sporting? No, I think I'll just limit it to the Hello Kitty. WTF would ANYONE, let alone a grown man, want a Permanent Asian Cartoon Cat on his forehead? What kind of Gay Thundercat were you honestly trying to emulate? How did you even think that could make sense with the Black Mascara overdone around the eyes? You look like a Fierce Zombie with a Lisp. Uncle Fester, in the case of the dude whose chin looks like he performed Cunnilingus on a Menstrual Lamb... You ARE the Father.

SpiderMan

At first glance I know EXACTLY what you’re thinking, “Damn that looks HOT!!!!” But my Spidey sense is tingling and forcing me to ask you one simple question… Did Peter Parker ever Rip off his Skin to show his Spiderman Skin underneath? Ponder on that for a minute… Dumb right? Don’t Drink and Tat

Run... Tell... That
Yes, the Antoine Dodson story. Seems this dude cannot ever be forgotten. From saving his sister, to a Hit song on Billboards Top 50, media immortalization internationally on News and Satellite Radio Broadcast all over the world... someone took it as far as getting his face on their Forearm. Wow. Getting A face Tatted on you is dumb enough, but to get someone else’s that means nothing to you... you should def be banned from Life.

White Power, LOL

White Power, Really? Like You're Serious? Hitler would beat you senseless, steal your left testicle to replace his missing one, convert to Judaism, repent, and spend the rest of his days using your right one to play Ping Pong with this dude (pictured Below)

Get Your Life Together

HILARIOUS TREY SONGZ IMPERSONATION

2010-09-21T12:35:00.001-04:00

By: Alise (@Dreamaboutalise)

This is hilarious!

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Dude Impersonates Nicki Minaj "Monster" Verse

2010-09-21T11:55:00.000-04:00

By @sucmyknowledge