tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36655105939655005022024-08-28T16:37:44.276-07:00MARATHI JOKESsrameshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09039416334817560252noreply@blogger.comBlogger222125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665510593965500502.post-23646854933942229182013-01-27T09:37:00.000-08:002013-01-27T09:37:12.965-08:00Marathi Vinod<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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गणिताचे मास्तर :अ =ब, ब = क, म्हणून क=अ या फॉर्म्युल्याचा वापर करत उदाहरण सांगा<br />बंड्या : सर, मला तुम्ही आवडता. तुम्हाला तुमची मुलगी आवडते, म्हणून तुमच्या मुलीस मी आवडतो.</span></span></div>
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</span><span style="color: #0b5394; font-size: large;">पोलिस : बाई, तुमची कमाल आहे; न घाबरता तुम्ही चोराच्या मुस्काटात मारली.<br />ठमाकाकू : तो चोर आहे हे मला नंतर कळलं, मला वाटलं आमचे ‘हे’ च आहेत.</span><br />
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srameshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09039416334817560252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665510593965500502.post-56411026408865279482013-01-27T09:28:00.003-08:002013-01-27T09:32:24.468-08:00Marathi Vinod<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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</span><span style="color: #0b5394; font-size: large;">कर्मचारी : सर, माझा पगार वाढवा, माझे लग्न झाले आहे.<br />
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बॉस : कारखान्याच्या बाहेर होणार्‍या अपघातांना व्यवस्थापन जबाबदार असू शकत नाही.</span><br />
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srameshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09039416334817560252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665510593965500502.post-49970626046404332462013-01-27T09:26:00.003-08:002013-01-27T09:32:17.427-08:00Marathi Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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संता सेव्हिंग खाते सुरू करण्यासाठी बँकेत जातो. तेथून फॉर्म भरण्यासाठी तो दिल्लीला गेला.<br />बंता : अरे, तू दिल्लीत कशाला गेलास ?<br />संता : यात लिहिले आहे, ‘फिलअप इन कॅपिटल’</span></div>
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srameshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09039416334817560252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3665510593965500502.post-73876561527763564822013-01-27T09:23:00.000-08:002013-01-27T09:32:13.549-08:00Jokes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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सरकारच्या नवीन नियमानुसार ५ मुले असल्यास एक घर मिळणार. हे ऐकून...<br />संताचे तीन मुले असतात,<br />तो त्याचा बायकोला म्हणतो शेजारच्या चौबेची दोन मुले माझी आहेत, मी जाऊन घेऊन येतो .<br />(ती मुले आणल्यावर)<br />आपले तीन मुले कुठे गेले..??<br />बायको:- ज्यांचे होते ते घेउन गेले .</span></div>
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संता एकदा बायकोच्या ऑफिसमधे जातो<br />बघतो तर काय, बायको बॉसच्या मांडीवर बसलेली असते<br />संता ( भडकुन ) : चल पम्मी, अशा ऑफिसमधे काम करून काय फायदा<br />जिथे स्टाफला बसायला साध्या खुर्च्यापण नाहीत....:</span></div>
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संता एकदा आग लागलेल्या इमारतीत घुसतो आणि आतून पाच जणांना बाहेर घेऊन येतो...<br />पण जमलेले लोक मात्र संतालाच बेदम मारतात<br />कारण ज्या लोकांना संता बाहेर आणतो ते अग्निशमन दलाचे कर्मचारी असतात.</span><br />
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एक वेडा पत्र लिहित असतो.<br />डॉक्टर विचारतात कोणाला पत्र लिहित आहेस<br />वेडा - स्वतःला<br />डॉक्टर - काय लिहिले आहे?<br />वेडा - मला काय माहित! अजून मला पत्र मिळाले नाही.</span><br />
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संता मेडिकलच्या दुकानात जातो.<br />संता(दुकानदाराला) : एक विषाची बाटली द्या...<br />दुकानदार - प्रिस्क्रिप्शनशिवाय विष देता येत नाही.<br />संता :( दुकानदाराला लग्नाची पत्रिका दाखवत) हे घ्या.<br />
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बसमध्ये शिरताच एक माणूस म्हणाला : बसमध्ये काय जनावरे भरलेली दिसतात.<br />एक प्रवासी : होय, सर्व प्रकारची जनावरे येथे आहेत.<br />फक्त एका गाढवाची कमी होती.</span><br />
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