Tick Tock

Ross is a dad!

2011-08-29T12:36:00.000-07:00

CONGRATS ON THE KID!

Ross was fondled at a bar

2011-08-28T11:55:00.001-07:00

By a toothless hobo gay man and he liked it. He broke chubb with his chode so fast and hard I bet he creamed in his jeans. He claims to beat them up but we know this if lies and fantasy.

IRC users, you can find ross on the following

2011-08-25T13:00:00.000-07:00

irc.furnet.org

#Analyiff, #bellyofthebeast, #scatz , #softvore

Ross's favorite alcohol beverage

2011-08-24T11:53:00.001-07:00

rossthefox " ITS A MANLY DRINK DAMMIT, I DRINK IT EVVERYDAY"

A well guided Ross mid after noon snack

2011-08-24T11:39:00.001-07:00

Ross downs 4 of these to fend off his malnutrition

Ross boxers unearthed.

2011-08-23T15:13:00.001-07:00

Ross trip to McDonalds

2011-08-22T13:50:00.001-07:00

7 Big Macs, 12 fries, 3 cokes. His Malnutrition is out of control, he needs to feed it

sources Ross caught hitting on loli

2011-08-21T17:02:00.000-07:00

Down at Johnnys Pizza down on Orange St and S 2nd St.

Rossthefox the Yiffer

2011-08-21T10:52:00.001-07:00

Just lost a Round 1 bout to Rapekitten.

Rossypooh going for an interview tomorrow

2011-08-16T23:26:00.001-07:00

It's going to be so funny when he gets denied and uses his usual rants of no drug tests or references or whatever the fuck story he's used in the past. Can't recall, he hasn't used the job interview lie in quite some time so the details are hazy to say the least.

Rosstheox has a 3 inch chode

2011-08-16T20:12:00.003-07:00

He's used it on his mother, sheep and banjo dad.

Rossthedog the saga continues in a flowered sun dress

2011-08-16T14:52:00.000-07:00

Rossthefox has decided to forego the Foxhole and go to the Gay Club, in a sun dress tonigyht. He will be drinking Malibu is always single and always ready to mingle. furry is a + . His lawyer the cat will probably be there just in case.

Rossthedog the Sleazebag Pervert

2011-08-15T23:04:00.000-07:00

Ross hurt big big times because SL girl layed down the truth bomb to him, that he is fat small, small penis banjo listening Perv who creeps SL day and night looking for furry gfs. Perhaps ross should offer cookies for sex trade. It may work, or perhaps Axe isn't all that ross thinks.

Sharing Pudding and Friend Zone in the life of Rossthedog

2011-08-14T15:53:00.000-07:00

Rossthedog went out on a treat to Foxhole Lodge or whatever, listened to Metal. Met a "hot" chick which means she has at least 4 missing teeth and is as fat and ugly as him. But i digress. THEY SHARED PUDDING YALL. And just as ross thought he'd find a gf he was friendzone WHICH MADE HIM REALLY UPSET.

Rossthedog Going out for a poop

2011-08-13T20:00:00.001-07:00

He's going to get a few Malibus cause they are MANLY DRINKS!

Rossthedog Furever Majestic

2011-08-13T19:35:00.000-07:00

Further Details of Rossland

2011-08-13T12:47:00.000-07:00

* Water is 100 DOLLAS a gallon and Axe is perfectly acceptable substitute

* Malnutrition is killing Ross and he must feed it with Fast Food, mostly Big Macs. Healthy Food will also kill him

* Buying Games with Cookies should be allowed

Ross vs. the underground brothel bodyguard

2011-08-12T19:24:00.000-07:00

So in fantasyland there is a underground bodyguard and Ross visited it to do "ze nasty" He got patted down to make sure he wasn't packing ya know! The Guard found a audio recorder and booted his ass out. Ross = no pussy again. #failfatguy

August 12th in the life and lies of Rossthefox

2011-08-12T16:36:00.000-07:00

Yesterday Rossthefox claimed he was going to be doing the "nasty", yes folks he refers to it as the nasty. He was going to the red light district to get his noodle wet. Well he was drawn under fire this morning, windows were broken, hell was raised. HELL I TELL YOU. Of course the first instincts of a FAT white male is to dive under the bed. Someone had ratted out his deviant plans to his folks. But who? That remains a mystery. Stay tuned to the ever growing lie multiverse.

USA train infrastructure.

2011-02-24T12:31:00.000-08:00

Short rant;

I think it's long over due that we implement a better rail system in the USA. Not only would it be better for the environment, but it'd make my life easier and really thats all I care about tbh. You may so oh the money, it'll cost way too much. Well the govt already wastes enough money, why not spend on good for 1 and cuts to major wasting areas would more than make up for it. The time is here the time is now. BRING ON THE MOTHERFUCKER EPIC TRAIN SYSTEM

Floating Kitties to you DOOOOMMMM

2011-02-24T09:36:00.000-08:00

Random thoughT: I ended up watching all 18 episodes of 30 days in like 3 days. I you don't know what that is which most don't seem to, it's like the documentary Super Size Me. But on different subject matter

Anybody that doesn't eat meat can suck it

2011-02-23T03:19:00.000-08:00

End of ads

2011-02-21T10:57:00.000-08:00

Welp my friends and supporters I guess you won't be able to help me on my way to a new computer after all. Apparently I've been deemed an at risk account or some bullshit. Eh doesn't matter anyways I was never in it for the money, I'll continue with blogs. cheers.

Cool, 10 countries have visited my blog now

2011-02-21T00:44:00.000-08:00

As of 3:41 am here's how the pageview is broken country by country

1) USA - 90

2) Canada- 32

3) Finland- 29

4) Italy - 15

5) China -9

6) UK- 9

7) Thailand - 6

8) Australia- 4

9) India - 4

10) Malaysia - 3

Pretty cool that 10 already visited, will be interesting to see when/if other bigger countries send a viewer my way :)

2 funny gifs and some random thougts

2011-02-20T02:21:00.000-08:00

Starting this blog off with 2 funny gifs I just came across on Neogaf. The first just really shows how dumb the common criminal is. The lucky bastard is lucky he didn't get burned haha. I wonder what the context is, probably just 2 stupid teens out looking to cause trouble. The 2nd gif now is funny. I get guy that ran into punching it I've the same thing but what gets me is he goes off on it and then the other 2 join in haha.

Other thoughts, I did in fact finish Fresh Prince today, I'm not sure what show i'll do a nostalgia run on next I'm considering The Drew Carey Show. Some of you may know that I'm getting a tattoo here soon, I think I've decided what I want now. Either a skull or python with bloody fangs or a combo of both. I think a combo of both would be cooler. Also ffff at the Pitt/St.Johns game yesterday goddamn what a crazy finish but it's sad it had to end the way it did :/