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Americans Don't Need Voice Talents!

2015-02-02T02:04:00.000-08:00

Americans don't need THE ARABIC VOICE, no matter how professional the recording studio is and how wonderful deep voice of native Arabic voice talents are,

They just need to be providing the most prominent world brands and localization agencies with high quality voice over recordings in the United States, and off course with American dialects. The talents are not necessarily blonde.

If you like to listen to final production to your recording, you must have worked in this industry. but if you are American you don't have to say you should have a superb Mandarin Chinese voice and your studio sounds fantastic! You need to improve your talent!

People are extremely impressed with the Chinese voice-over service/quality, and this is applied to Chinese mostly. You, Americans, provide different dialect to amaze people who like listening to English-speaking people. I won't produce hundreds of recordings each month at all, because I am busy blogging.

You are, talented guys, looking forward to having a job in this industry must be willing to received such a praise, "Johnny, I am in awe of your voice. You services are everything I could have wanted and more. Johnny is very easy to work with and I look forward to our next project together. Have never found your level of no accent American anywhere."

And Johnny, you did not have necessarily to be born in America to have this voice talent. You can be A Chinese, an Arab or an Indian. As part of voice artists you are required to record the individual sample fragments played back by a computer in an automated announcement. But who says that is the requimerent. No, it is not!

If Americans don't need voice talents for Arabic, India or Chinese market, they need it for Flash presentations, Tutorials, Training Videos, Documentaries, Corporate Presentations, Industrials, Audio Books, Powerpoints, and Walking Tours. My recommendation Chicago will be great!

What does it mean? Whether you are an American or not, you can be a great voice talent if you are gifted. And one strong recommendation, you don't have to yell on the street to promote this.

Married To A Person Of Different Religion?

2013-12-17T21:14:00.001-08:00

Ever had this fancy before you get married: feeling happy walking down the aisle with the one you love of a different religion? It happens all the time: Interfaith relationship! Sure, love is blind. You just can't avoid when it happens in your life.You might have a strong relationship with your beloved one now, and both you and the person won't convert. How about that?

You're free to decide. You might end the relationship or you might go on to marry your partner with all the consequences. Persuading a person to convert to your religion, maybe that's not the best thing you would do to save your relationship. But if the difference is not a big deal to you, just make sure that:

1. The person previously had no religious affiliation to a music group which would like to outdo Gangnam Style

2. If he or she would convert, please don't say it's betrayal. And don't ever say later on when you are in conflict, "interfaith married is complicated, dude ..."

3. What you have been following since birth and now that you want to convert someone to a new religion for marriage should not make you feel like Madonna and Guy Richie, Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen, and Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.

Now after reading some silly points above about Married To A Person Of Different Religion on this blog, would you convert to a different religion for marriage? Go ahead. However, it's not recommended to do so if you are 99 years of age now.

No Cancer No Cry

2013-12-15T04:13:00.003-08:00

Is cancer incurable? If you think that way, you will agree with it the rest of your life. Anybody suffering from it don't have to ask, why should we worry about unexplained weight loss? What's the joke about? The most fear is in this context is that more and more people are sure there's no remedy for this fatal disease.

And why many women would be delighted to lose weight ? Is this one of the effort to forget is cancer incurable? 10 pounds in a month without an increase in exercise or a decrease in food intake, this is not recommended for those who're not sure they are suffering such stadium. Well, to tell the truth, so stressful and confusing writing about this matter here. Therefore you need entertainment instead on this blog to cope with stress.

The feeling of no remedy for cancer and that it is incurable should be skipped in life. So just let your doctor take care of it, and forget about these following words:

symptoms
abdominal pain
urinary problems
guilty
skull
laser
hammer

Change those all with

Hope
Recovered
Happy
Save
Life
Gratitude

Sure, no cancer no cry. When it comes to remedy, God has it. If you believe in miracle, the question of is cancer incurable shouldn't be responded by skeptical gesture. You just need to find a secret of life. Recalling, reflecting or questioning what kind of believe you have now in God, that matters much.

Beware! These 3 Super Kids Might Copy Colorado School Shooter!

2013-12-13T23:39:00.000-08:00

The following unusual kids might copy what the Colorado schools shooter, identified as 18-year-old Karl Halverson Pierson, has done that shocked the world. That is shooting students, but, correction, not shooting students, but all their enemies, and surely must be not turning the gun on themselves and taking their own life. That's silly!

How come? It's because they think they are undisputed superheroes. Unlike the Colorado shooter who bore a grudge, they just couldn't stand singing Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be).

Just keep in mind this post is not intended to inspire anybody, especially children, to be as sadistic as this Colorado School Shooter teenager. You know the theme of this blog, so have fun reading:

1. 5 year-old Peter Parker. Once he got frustrated that he could not play the piano well. So angry that he would fire an organ in neighbor's living room with a water gun, but his aunt yelled, "go to bed!"

2. 6 year-old Clark Kent. The problem was simple. He wanted a piece of bread but the baker mocked him all the time, "Eating yourself, again, huh?"

3. 8 year-old Bruce Wayne. He was so upset that night that the toy mask he usually played with was gone. He couldn't find something similar to it and the Balinese one, a birthday present, didn't appeal to him.

Thank you for tickling your fancy here.

Spider Knows Nothing About Veins? Must Read!

2013-11-11T17:50:00.003-08:00

Spider veins(or telangiectasia)are really annoying in life. It's a serious matter that forces you to stay home and much you can do is bed resting, enjoying watching Peter Parker swinging from one building to another in order to seek and get rid of his enemies on TV. If you just watch it again and again, it's boring!

They are dilated very superficial veins which appear like reddish or bluish lines, “starburst” clusters or a web-like maze. They are not a kind of a spider secretly biting a young man and makes him a superhero.And then the man learn about reticular veins that can exist in legs of patients with larger varicose veins, as part of a general venous reflux disorder. This is not an animation.

Wow! Aching pain and heaviness in the legs, most patients seek treatment for spider veins because they are unsightly. And Peter Parker cannot help you when you cry for help because of this. He doesn't even know that they do not have any significant circulatory risks, unlike varicose veins. He only knows when he must wear his mask and start swinging.

Don't you know about 60 to 70 % of these veins will disappear after one injection session, but often multiple session (usually 2 to 3) may be needed to clear these veins satisfactorily? Peter Parker and I recommend you to have the right treatment for this disease, instead of doing nothing for your own self. If you just cannot use lasers and intense pulse light to cure yourself--and nobody ever recommend that you do it at home, better ask an expert for to cope with your spider veins problem.

Swinging from the top of The Empire State Building, I can only say, be patient, get recovered soon, okay. Good night!

Whiteboard Animation Silly Script Example

2013-11-05T17:40:00.000-08:00

This Whiteboard Animation Script Example written in a different way. Funny, weird or great, you have your words to decide.

Have you thought about going banana ?
Interested in becoming more yellow and helping Tarzan preserve the environment ?
But thought it was not practical ?
Maybe you thought it required a large forest to explore ?
Well I'm here to show you ....it's easier than you think
In fact after watching this....You will think its too good to be true
Here at 123 Poker.... We are able to offer you an affordable no money to build a house in the jungle.
The money saved by going banana .....minus the the interrogation will trap you for illegal logging.
Here's an example of how it works...
Here's a house that we are able to burn a ----- size small hut on
In the first 12 months... Your debt will be $ 7656 . The lease payments to pay for the backup hut equate to
That's a savings of $ ..... In the first year
Because like everything else....electricity gets more expensive as time passes . That's why you need to stay in jungle. The debt you have increases
Over the next 75 years... The bills amount to
That's a pretty stressful return for no money down.
Contact ________ Broke Today to start crying tomorrow and remember.... The early bird gets the worm...

This Whiteboard Animation Script example written as a spoof presented by Whiteboard-Animation.blogspot.com. Visit the site if you have yours better than this for your own project.

Willow Smith Birthday Party 2013 -- No Karate Kid!

2013-10-31T02:47:00.001-07:00

Willow Smith birthday party 2013 no Karate Kid. What does it mean? She doesn't have to go to China and see Mr. Han, one thing for sure. We're not talking about Jaden, her brother who was saved and trained by Jacky Chan when he was bullied in Shanghai in order to fight back his enemy, are we?

Oct 31--A special day for her. But rumor has it that her parents will get divorced. Will Smith has something to decide with her mother and Willow won't sing a rap song in her birthday party mourning over it. It is not a good idea if brother Jaden teaches her Karate to explode all emotions.

Divorced celebrities should not be subject to sensational gossip. Any teenagers around the world won't be happy to experience the breakup of the family, including Will's children. And this 2013 Willow Smith birthday party should be gay and marry. So, what's your recommendation?

First, No Karate Kid movie should be watched by Will's Kids at Oct 31.

Second, 2013 should not be regarded as evil number because of the latter two numbers. Willow 's birthday party should be carried on safe and sound.

Third, if you are her fan and a teenager, don't get annoyed by this parent-divorce issue. And if you think this article is entertaining just spread it the world. Agreed.

Just yell: Happy birthday Willow Smith, may this 2013 and years ahead bring luck and happiness to you.

Where To Find Best Golf Communities In North Carolina?

2013-10-26T19:38:00.001-07:00

Looking for the best place to live or just to play golf? What do you think of North Carolina? Already familiar with these: Six are suburbs of Charlotte, five are suburbs of Raleigh, four are suburbs of Greensboro, two are suburbs of Asheville, two are suburbs of Wilmington, and one is a suburb of Greenville. I think greener lively field is much more recommended. In other words, why are not finding a golf course and get engaged in some exclusive communities there as well?

So where is the right place? Introducing North Carolina golf communities. Here is Cullasaja Club, a worth try to, not only play golf but it is for you to talk about business. This intimate golf and family club community nestled into North Carolina’s Blue Ridge Mountains offers Members ‘Simply the Perfect Life’. It is the best, one thing for sure, featuring less than 300 homes, the community boasts a stunning mountain Clubhouse, a premier golf course, gourmet dining and a full roster of Club activities including tennis, croquet, swimming, boating, and a first class fitness and wellness facility. This Highlands, North Carolina retreat has become a second home to friends and family who return year after year.

Just make sure before you join the club, you should not be:

1. Brokenhearted
Your partner cheated on you and left you in a miserable condition and married another person and stole all your belongings

2. In a big debt
Especially if you're having financial problem and more and more debt collectors are tracking you down

3. Suffering parkinson
Golf is not a game for a slow motion picture

Well, everyone forget about this silly joke, welcome to North Carolina best golf communities!

Lee DeWyze Funny Story?

2013-10-10T18:14:00.000-07:00

This Lee DeWyze Funny Story is taken from Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, the blog which enables you to hire the writer for your seo project. He is also an artist who can create a whiteboard animation for your online project. You can also find the similar tickling article there, written in 2010 and reedited. Happy reading!

Is it a funny story? American idol star Lee DeWyze to entertain you in New York city. He will shake your body and take you to the sky. However, when you feel like flying at the first beat, remember there's no Superman to find you there and take you home as you get lost in the sky. Silly joke, huh?

When you think it is weird to find the fact that Justin Bieber was ever copied by a middle-aged bald-headed man, Lee DeWyze won't tickle your fancy by letting a sissy imitate him. This is not a funny story everybody wants to hear from a cool American idol star

Surely Lee will make you feel like crawling on the wall in New York city. The rhythm will be so cool and the music will be fantastic. But again, do consider, in case you have reached the top of Empire State building never ever cry for help--there's no Iron Man to tickle your funny bone and narrate a funny story about you wanting to be a star like him! Well there the silly joke goes again!

If you have already watched Eat Pray Love, there Julia Roberts to amaze you with the dazzling scenery of Bali. Lee DeWyze might bring you there with more than the traditional melody. Nothing funny about it. However, when you feel like climbing onto the top of electrical commuter train, surely you have never been to New York. And excuse me, I don't have the ticket with me.

Not quite a joke? Visit No jokes today.

Funny Product Review

2013-10-07T00:43:00.001-07:00

What do you think of a product review written in an amusing way? Do you think something funny cannot grab a desired market as you wish? That is because it is not serious, and therefore readers feel it is just a waste time reading?

Probably, that's what we think naively about parody, allegory, joke or anecdote which has no target to meet but to amuse people only and satirical? When it comes to entertainment anything can be shown to amuse people, but to a product review? It's not a joke. It should not be funny!

Is that true? All depends on the context. If you have something comical in a review but you don't mean it as silly, you can still go on with your writing of a product as part of your affiliate campaign. There's nothing so funny about seeing the result of what you have done later, just keep in mind that:

1. The point, the aim or the target--we know--they are not the funny elements in an article. So, no matter how amusing you write the product review is, it must meet the market's demand. Not only your consumer feel well informed but also get entertained.

2. Uniqueness. This is what most readers are looking for on the Internet, as they are hunger for quality writings. So funny here doesn't mean being out of the context. It's a charm everybody needs to have to attract attention.

3. Opportunities. The way you review something in different way is your power that might attract people to hire you to write for their project. So, can you say it's funny with you having your own product to sell to others?

How about that? If you agree with me and writing is your passion, why don't you join me writing for people here and earn money.

Good luck.

Voice Talent For Sale!

2013-10-03T18:09:00.002-07:00

Voice talent for sale! It's a weird intro. But if you happen to have business in Indonesia contact Muhammad Nurman, not only is he an Indonesian Voice Talent, but also an SEO expert, a witty blogger with a lot of talent!

Nothing is so tickling when it comes to hire an Indonesian voice talent. But first, having business to be promoted orally? And southeast Asia is your target? Here is about how you can gain potential market in Indonesia. This is a country where the Internet users are one of the largest in the world.

Okay, no matter what media you use to promote your business, be it a video explainer or a whiteboard animation, it needs a voice over in order that your message be understood by Indonesians. You need a talent to read your script or storyboard.

Welcome people, you can hire him to narrate your script, jingle or storyboard. Sure, not only can you hire this skinny actor as an animator or artist, you can also count on him as an Indonesian voice talent. Mr. Nurman provides a lot of talent you might be interested in related to your project.

To see and listen to the sample click this link

Advertising Media Online, Think About The Unique Ones

2013-08-23T21:41:00.003-07:00

Advertising media, these two words come after you have already been sure that your products are there, ready to be introduced, promoted and known by your specific market. Whether you already had or no of the ideas, you should start the campaign soon unless you enjoy becoming a proscrinate.

No where to go; okay you can call one by one of your acquaintances or strangers for your campaign by hiring telemarketers. However if this is not quite an effective way of promotion, just prepare and do your own advertising media, be it using your own sense of marketing if you have talent in design or hire some online contractors for your purpose. Some sites providing this kind of outsourcing things are available anywhere on the Internet. Some of the well known ones like Elance or Odesk are a worth try. Prepare your budget and have someone do it for you.

However, before you go on further with the detail, just keep in mind, anything unique will attract attention..So choose the advertising media that meets your criterion. Which one? Audio Visual? Sure? Create your video and let it go viral. But what kind?

1. Whiteboard Animation
The term whiteboard animation comes from the process of someone drawing on a whiteboard and recording it. The actual effect is a time-lapse, or sometimes stop-motion. Actual animation is rarely used but has been incorporated. Other terms are video scribing, and animated doodling.(Wikipedia) This advertising media is really attractive. It's fun, effective, easy to understand, efficient and appealing.

2. Video Explainer
This advertising media called Video Explainer is an animated explainer video company that helps explain your ideas. It's more colorful and sophisticated than Whiteboard Animation. You can find this kind of campaigns scattering anywhere on the Internet. It's also fun, effective, easy to understand, efficient and appealing.

Well, it's only two of the same kinds that I can promote you about this advertising media online today. I hope I can explain it later. Now I'm busy preparing my portfolios for this whiteboard animation and video explainer project in a wish that you might hire me later. No joke, wait and see.

Thanks for visiting this post.

High Bad Cholesterol, Get Rid Of It!

2013-07-15T22:30:00.001-07:00

First, you want to get rid of high bad cholesterol or you just want to know about it? If you haven't known about it, let us tell you what it's about. It's a substance containing a lot of fat that is found in the body tissue and blood of animals, and which is thought to be part of the cause of heart disease if there's too much of it.

Now, you know what kind of thing you deal with. It's not a minor problem for those who just take everything easy. High bad cholesterol can kill you sooner or later as you keep eating some risky foods, especially if you prefer to be a sea-food snob. Does this statement too much? Not really, diet is a must! Consider that!

However, we're not talking about what a suitable diet to cope with this problem. It's about how to stop being ignorant, especially for those who never think of how dangerous high bad cholesterol is. Those who are ill-informed about such a matter.

Just keep in mind, gluttony is not a sin. It's only an ignorant attitude when you eat and drink more than you need to. It has nothing to do with cholesterol. Maybe you'll suffer bulimia instead, the high and bad one.

It's a nightmare even if you just eat normally as you don't know what food contains cholesterol, and what is the one with the high and bad effect. It's a great delicacy to consume sometimes and it never says, "I'll kill you. Keep eating me!"

Nothing much to worry about if we really care about our diet. Only, you should worry if you spend a lot of money for expensive foods, then the next day you keep in big debt. Whoops!!!

Do It Yourself Divorce In California?

2013-07-15T18:22:00.002-07:00

Do It Yourself Divorce In California? What's so funny about it? Nothing. First, you just can't stand living with your spouse with all of the differences blowing up recently. Second, you and him or her decide to lead your own life separately. That's fine.

There's nothing to regret about. All is fixed. Love has been gone to the air and tears should be no more. But, it's better before you get divorce, just travel all over California and do it not by yourself, but by your memory. Visit some interesting places to ease your mind. What does it mean? Maybe there's still a space in your heart for both of you to reconcile. Maybe the cute kids and the grown up ones are too bad to leave alone without affection and custody.

What can we say, it might hurt deeply. Quarrels and harsh arguments day by day might have made things worse. Fortunately there's no sword in the living room, so that you guys're save. You cannot just be a Californian warrior using samurai and instead of doing the do-it-yourself divorce, you do a lot of stunts to win the game. That's not funny.

So you need what is so called a legal separation is a case where you will get a judgment that settles all the issues in your case? Go ahead. It's California.You can have any kinds of services related to your law problem. But if you can do it by yourself, why not? In other words, can you just get divorced without attending the court?

Sure, there's no compulsory to go on a marital life with hatred. You have your own decision. And as it's final, what can say about reconciliation. If you can do it yourself in California, don't get divorced in the North Pole. That's not funny.

Urine Drug Test? Forget it!

2013-07-15T07:24:00.001-07:00

Don't do the urine drug test if you think you're free from narcotics. But if it is a must, you don't have to get away from it. Just prove it you're just fine.

Now keep climbing the mountain. It is your sport, isn't it? Think about all attempts to reach the highest point of unclimbed big mountains. Forget about the urine drug test, if you're sure you're free about such conducts. We believe you're already familiar with different aspects of the mountain; you know the things consisting of three areas: rock-craft, snow-craft and skiing, depending on whether the route chosen is over rock, snow or ice.

Or how about going to the sea? It's nothing but peaceful blue water that you can get there. What? Forget about the definition of diving? Diving is the sport of jumping or falling into water from a platform or springboard, sometimes while performing acrobatics. You're not under the influence of drug, so you know it very well. And if the urine test should be conducted, just say, "I'm an adventurer, Why should I be afraid of it?"

Diving is one of the most popular Olympic sports with spectators, you can do it as many times as you want even if there are no spectators to adore you. Mountain climbing is challenging, and it is not suitable for gymnasts and dancers, including sissies, and if you turn out to use drug as steroids, that's terrible. We believe you will refuse to have a urine drug test, won't you? A man must show how gentle he is without something to damage himself. That's you!

Keep doing your best, dude, stay away from drugs. Do your scientific test rather than have your urine examined. Agreed? Now, go to bed!

Stand Alone Internet Service? Go Ahead!

2013-07-15T03:32:00.001-07:00

No jokes today about slow-loading Internet connection, something to distress you. You surely need a stand-alone service one. You don't want to "stand in line" and then few minutes afterwards you cancel to go on your trip, right? That's a waste of time!

You don't need AFAIK, the Internet abbreviation for as far as I know, used when you believe something is true, but you are not completely certain. With a stand-alone Internet service, probably you can be assured that you can surf online faster, downloading and uploading can be done perfectly without you having to cancel your trip.

You just can be well-informed with the AFAIK attitude when it comes to online connection. You should not agree that a stand alone internet service will solve your speeding problem, either. It's not a speed. It's a condition that you can rely on in order to continue browsing online.

What you need is stability. That is when so far you feel your connection is no longer supporting your instant access to Internet. That it's hanged or it produces a very slow loading. So think about a stand alone Internet service, the one that doesn't have to make you depend much on your current terrible connection problem.

Sure you need it, no matter how much time you spend for nothing online, playing games or making money. Making money? Sorry, the latter needs a harsh debate. We talk about it later. Stick around.

Study At Law School, Don't Hang Around!

2013-07-08T22:03:00.000-07:00

Law school studies, what else you need to focus on if you really want to be a lawyer? No matter how many times you have simulation or stimulation about being someone fighting on other behalf in court, you need guidelines, a thorough learning.

And what do you need to prepare if you really want to be a lawyer but you ignore law school studies? No way, again, no matter how many times you have simulation or stimulation about being someone fighting on other's behalf in court, you cannot make it. There are theories, lectures, practices. You need books, classes and sessions.

"Is it necessary to start fighting on other's behalf in court?" this question is not for those who hate law school studies. If you don't need guidelines, no thorough learning, means you prefer to study autodidact. But there's no proof, no authentication, no acknowledgment, no a piece of paper called certificate.

Everything must run as it is supposed to be. Research is important. This is for your own good. Law school at is where you have to prove yourself you're capable of certain subject. It's a media for you to make an achievement, right? So, be tough!

Now get back to school, get your bag, prepare your writing tools and study in your law class. Still remember, where your classroom is, right? Go straight, turn left, take the second turning.

Noooo, that's heading to the traffic light!

A Very Weird And Rare Princess Story?

2013-06-07T05:48:00.001-07:00

Imagine, when you are hungry for a funny princess story, suddenly you find yourself in a luxurious bed room belonging to an aristocrat in a mansion. This man is not like those killed in French revolution, but a sort of skinny dude whose eyes look gloomy.

He is busy and doesn't care about seeing you there look like crying for help as you get confused how come, while you are in a meeting and there's no funny princess story in your mind, you landed there. You might look up at the ceiling just try to figure out where you have been before. But to your amazement there's something more fancy there to stop you from wondering why.

A red curtain covering a huge gate is drawn open slowly and there's a silhouette on a screen and a slide: It's funny princess story, a title is being shown. While this might sound silly, but you asked for it, that's why your fancy threw you away to this mansion. Now there's nothing more comfortable than watching it.

So here is the funny princess story goes: Once upon a time, an aristocrat landed in a luxurious bed room in mansion. This man was not like those killed in French revolution, but just look like you--a sort of skinny dude whose eyes look gloomy. And amazing, there appeared a man who looked just like you too, busy and didn't care seeing him there like crying for help as he got confused how come all this come into being.

Both of you and your shadow start to get away from this hallucination during a meeting lead by a pretty stake holder, but keep wondering while yawning; is it really a funny princess story?

5 Reasons People Should Not Hate Gwyneth Paltrow

2013-05-08T05:42:00.001-07:00

There are 5 reasons of why people should not hate Gwyneth Paltrow despite more and more links tell the contrary on the Internet. However, if the hatred has already been ingrained and scattered on the first page of Google, what else we can say? "We should respect your point of view."

If you don't go with the majority, the following 5 reasons of why we should not hate Gwyneth Paltrow might "enlighten" you people, especially, those who don't really know of such matter.

1. Hatred will bring nothing but only anger, and anger will burn off your head so that you won't have anymore head to look in the mirror. This makes people think that now we're starting to lead an animated life.

2. People usually like to find out about news of a bad side of a celebrity, and this won't make them a celebrity, whether they have this goal or no. Except, for one reason, they welcome Halloween

3.Gwyneth Paltrow is not one of a herd of mosquitoes to annoy us when sleeping, so we don't have to buy a pesticide to get rid of her.

4. When you live in China you can't hate her. This is applied also to people living in Uganda, Zimbabwe, Tibet, Oman and many other countries whose, not only English is a foreign language, but also the populations are ignorant of their own domestic celebrities.

5. Gwyneth Paltrow never came to my dream asking me to write about 5 reasons of why people should not hate her, and in return she will cast me to co-star with her in the next Iron Man sequel.
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Stop Hatred! Let's Go To India With Celebrities!

Get Rid Of Parkinson - Make Muhammad Ali Smile!

2013-05-03T07:02:00.001-07:00

How Do You Get Parkinson's disease? A serious question, off course. It's different from when you have a cold and someone asks you about it. The first question is not the one to be answered while giggling just to show to others that you only need a minor treatment.

Most people might know Muhammad Ali, the boxing legend who suffered parkinson's disease. How did he get it? A stupid disjointed answer might be: anytime you see the man who bullies you, don't run, mock him so that he becomes irritated and then give you a black eye. If he's not satisfied, you can give your head too.

It's not about how to be like Muhammad Ali who used to sting like a bee in the ring, it's about the precaution. So how about it? We should know first the symptom, why parkinson can attack a man, at what age, and what is the best treatment for this disease.

There are a lot of information you can get from the Internet regarding this. But if you search: what causes Parkinson's disease? All will answer the same; No one knows for sure about it. No one knows what makes the nerve cells break down. What affects the way you move is this cells breakdown. Yes, it happens when there is a problem with certain nerve cells in the brain.

So, now you get the point, right? And you are invited to assist or replace the current scientists who are doing a lot of research to look for the answer. They are studying many possible causes, including aging and poisons in the environment.

A funny question today now: How to be a scientist who is free from parkinson's disease? If you can make a breaktrough over this, not only you make Muhammad Ali proud of you, you'll also answer the world's request.

One is stop spoofing!
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Stop Eating! Bulimia is awaiting!

Is Bulimia Treatment Effective?

2013-05-01T00:47:00.001-07:00

One thing for sure, bulimia treatment is for anybody who cannot stop eating in an uncontrolled way. It is how to stop them from vomiting a large amount from their body as well. And it is not for you to take if you just want to lose weight. How effective is it, anyway?

The tendency for eating much is normal for human being, but when it comes to gluttony you need to concern that you may create a serious problem later, that you may drop, and therefore you need a series of bulimia treatment if you suffer from this as you can't stop your gluttonous habit. This time, you'll find whether it is effective or no as to how to answer the above-mentioned question.

So, don't eat much. Does this sound like a warning to you to prevent you from doing your "hobby"? Like someone urges me to stop writing about parody, you and I will surely say, "no way," right? The difference is that I still can write about bulimia treatment as spoof rather than describe the effectiveness of it. On the other hand, if there's no control of your eating habit, surely you'll suffer such a disease.

Bulimia is a mental illness, something that happens because you have gone to far with your taste and it never occurs to you such a treatment when you're trapped in gluttony. So, first, what is the effective way of not getting it?

Before it's too late, you should find the way of how to lose weight as best as you can. Then you can do as I do; write a parody about your condition as if such misery had befallen you. If you think that's funny it means you are not doing your best to avoid it, you're not serious. The effectiveness of the treatment should begin as a prevention. Bulimia is hazardous and there's nothing funny about it to put down in your diary.

Except you contact and ask me to post it here in an amusing writing.
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Got A Problem With A Long Distance Relationship? Stop Eating!

Long Distance Relationship Problem: Just Take It Easy

2013-04-29T22:25:00.001-07:00

How to cope with a long distance relationship problem? Just take it easy. First, you know what to do, where to go and how to settle each other down and how to cope with the messed-up affair.

You do? If not, think about the second point. Second, you don't know what to do, where to go and how to cope with each other problem. Having a long distance relationship should not distress you, so that you feel as if it sucks your blood: Just take it easy

Better not feeling it alone even though you think it is too personal and it is too risky to trust someone to solve your problem. But, it's okay if that what you think, don't trust these people to help you cope with your long distance relationship problem:

1. Lawyer

You're not divorcing someone, you're not even married yet. You just need a pal around and therefore there's no need a professional to interfere with your business.

2. Security Guards

In spite of their main job to protect their clients from risks of safety, it is not recommended that you use their service for the sake of your own security. You're not keeping belongings

3. Tour guide

Is he a spiritual consultant? You're not going to India to see the celebrities and dance with them. Okay, that will make you forget your partner, but surely, it will take a lot of money.

4. Blogger

Especially the one who likes rewriting or spinning an article of your long distance relationship problem and make it a parody or spoof ... Like me!!!

What?!

Lawyer Advertisement Ideas, No Spoof!

2013-04-23T06:24:00.001-07:00

As with business, lawyers also need to advertise themselves as part of a campaign to get clients. And the Internet is one of the most appropriate media for this purpose. So what ideas would be better for the commercial?

Lawyers need to highlight their services, describe their portfolio or outlines various cases ever handled and won. Unless they have already been well-known, the advertisement does not need to be done intensively. The idea of self promotion can be put aside, just wait for "the victim" to come to hire them. Does this sound cynical?

Lawyer advertisement ideas should not promote things too dramatic or glamorous because currently you are not releasing a new movie.

The things that need to be done besides advertising promotions are as follows:

1. When shaking hands with a man you first meet. say, "if you have a case that I can handle?"

2. When the person is asking about you, say that you are not selling something but offering something

3. When the person has a problem with his marriage life say that you are not the angel of savior, you are just an ordinary person who wants to help others.

Okay, now the question is: Are you going to do as suggested above? What an idea! If yes. it means you need to advertise yourself. If not, you also need to do so. If you think it's a silly suggestion as it is straight to the point, you need to create your own narration to your ad.

Do not try me, my audience are comedy lovers.

Car Insurance? Which Do You Choose: Reliable, Cheaper Or Fast?

2013-04-22T23:29:00.001-07:00

Which is the priority? When it comes to car insurance, what you need is a trust to support all facilities to make things easy, reliable, cheaper and fast. Where can you get all such services, anyway? First, do the survey and compare. Search on the Internet. Have a serious online activity to meet your need.

However, if your tour then gets distracted there, get back to your initial idea, and imagine--if necessary close your eyes first--that the car Insurance you're looking for, despite it is no more bounded by distance, place and space, comes from a trustful source . If you choose a reliable one, you don't have to ask your father in-law about it, right? Like, "What else, Papa? If it is not Cheaper? Faster?" Lol. It is more than: that everything is available online.

Again, don't get distracted. Because the Internet, on the one hand, is known as a home base for spamming, and, on the other hand, is a pleasure cage for anybody knowing no where to go. You can buy and sell car here with or without insurance. Whenever you need some reliable or cheaper stuff, things online can provide fast service whether you like to follow it up or no.

So after reading this, go, have your car insured. No matter how simple it is to presume as not reliable, cheaper, fast as what you have in mind, you should build a positive thinking.

Don't do as I do: build a dream of having a car by blogging!

A Company With Natural Security Guards? Where?

2013-04-19T06:31:00.001-07:00

Security Guards Needed By Big Companies! Great! But, correction. Not only by the big ones, but also by small enterprises! Indeed business needs conducive situation, therefore safety should be taken into consideration. And those looking for a job for this position must also have conducive personality. Strong mentally and spiritually.

Thousands Of Men Needed To Protect Business. Your job includes fighting against intruders and protecting a sacred spiritual document from theft and threat. So prepare yourself if you like to be a tough faithful security guard, start practicing and improving your martial art from now on. Go to the gym, have your body well built, unless you lack budget, go to the river and lift the rocks and stones there instead of having a comfortable workout in an air-conditioned room. However, if this sounds silly, skip it.

But, why silly? Think about side effect advantage.

First, you get back to nature. You can feel the fresh water flown from the mountain, unpolluted and might be potable. If you're lucky you'll see a crocodile there smiling at you. The crocodile won't bite you, because it knows you are so tough. You are a security guard most companies would like to hire. Your job is so noble that not only crocodile, but also lizard and chameleon will feel touched by your nobility and sincerity.
Second, the river might keep hidden treasure, who knows after washing your clothes and drying them around the bushes, you'll hear a whisper telling you to jump to the river and search for some China. Maybe ceramics, jewelry or diamond belonging to Ming Dynasty remains there. But if you think it's a bullshit, don't bring your buffalo there and let it empty its bowel.

Business might not need such story like this. It needs protection and safety. As soon as get a job in a big company as a security guard, ignore the whisper of nature as written above, okay? But if this kind of story turns you on while having a rest, I hope you still have a sense of humor on duty while everybody thinks you are the most intolerable person on earth.
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