FUN PIZ ZONE

NEW HEADSET FROM SAMSUNG...WOW

2009-11-18T06:38:00.000-08:00

MADE IN JAPAN

2009-11-18T06:30:00.000-08:00

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Japanese was getting impatient.

The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.

A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....

Jap: Look ..look ..Toyota!! ...very fast!!!....Made in Japan! Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia.

Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! Made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia

Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom!

Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....Made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia

Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport, the Japanese was about to pay the taxi driver.

Jap: How much?

Driver: RM150/-

Jap: Oh...very expensive..... you overcharge! !

Driver: Noooo ... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....very fast!.... Made in Japan!

RESTAURANTS IN UK

2009-11-17T06:48:00.000-08:00

Hungry? Trying something exotic? Replenish your empty stomach? Taste the best of European or Asian cookings?

Choosing a good restaurant can be tiring and difficult, however with a complete directory in can be at ease. Qype.com offer the one stop information on restaurants and pubs in the ever happening London City. All information of the best dining spots and dazzling pubs available from a click of mouse.

Directory is well organized with information such as outlet location, product or services info, user review, contact information and interactive medias. The best platform for users and food enthusiast to share the passion, experience and knowledge on the selected outlets. Tough to make decisions on where to have fine dining or wonderful experience with your love one? Just visit Qype.com today!

Erm..feeling my stomach starts growling. Where to have my dinner in London today?

Restaurants

Choices for you to choose from just a click of mouse. See above Qype.com's directory is well organized into food categories for users to choose from.

Pubs London

Listing of the latest, most entertaining and happening pubs around the London Metropolitan

Restaurants London

Listing of the Best Choices of Restaurants in London for you. Western? Chinese? Japanese? Vegetarian? Mexican?

Sunsilk Commercial

2008-10-18T23:21:00.000-07:00

7 Up commercials

2008-10-18T23:13:00.000-07:00

School Answering Machine

2008-10-18T22:58:00.000-07:00

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school Telephone answering machine This is the actual answering machine message for the school.

This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents
who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3
* To swear at staff members - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
* To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8
* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
* To complain about school lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

Honesty is the best Policy

2008-10-18T22:57:00.000-07:00

Once a general manager wanted to test his people who had come from all over India, about their values of life.

He announced that in their seminar folder, there is PVC pouch and in it there is a seed. When they return, they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well.

He would hold a competition in the next year's seminar and that the best plants would be awarded suitably.

Everyone did what was told to him. A year passed quickly. And next year in a big hall, there were hundreds of pots and a great variety of plants-a great scene.

Except one pot in which the soil was there and no plant! The owner was standing quietly and seemingly ashamed of himself!

The general manager called him on the stage. He asked him what happened and he told him the truth. He planted the seed which he was given – and did that was to be done- but nothing happened!

The general manager declared him the winner!

Everyone was shocked. It was announced, "Gentlemen! The seeds I gave you were boiled seeds. You planted them and nothing happened! You acted smartly and used some other seeds.

This man was honest to his work and, therefore he did not cheat me or himself!"

Giant Vegetables

2008-10-18T22:54:00.001-07:00

WORLD LARGEST FOUNTAIN IN DUBAI

2008-10-18T22:44:00.000-07:00

Emaar Properties said on Monday it plans to build one of the largest fountains in the world as the centrepiece of its Downtown Burj Dubai project. Arabian Business reveals what the real estate giant has in store. The fountains, which has yet to be named, will be capable of shooting water over 150 metres into the air - the height of a 50-storey building - and stretch over 275 metres - the length of two football fields. The $218 million project will be 25 percent larger than the iconic fountains at the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas. Like the Fountains of Bellagio, Emaar's fountains will include an integral light and sound show and is expected to become one of Dubai's major tourist attractions, drawing over 10 million visitors per year. The fountains will shoot 22,000 gallons of water in the air at any given moment and feature over 6,600 lights and 50 colour projectors.

Burj Dubai

2008-10-18T22:37:00.000-07:00

Jedi Dog

2008-10-18T20:16:00.000-07:00

Funny Cats Video

2008-10-18T20:10:00.000-07:00

Cobra Tower Kuwait

2008-10-17T21:56:00.000-07:00

World Smallest Pen Drive

2008-10-17T21:52:00.000-07:00

Don't let its diminutive size fool you. Super Talent's newest 8GB flash drives might be small, but upon closer inspection you'll find that it's actually terrible, in a helpfully geeky kind of way.

Super Talent's newest 8GB flash drives are billed as the smallest in the world, and I'm OK with it. Although I can't really imagine myself putting something as small and delicate-looking as this to good use, I'm sure a few other nano-obsessed individuals out there would be glad to know that these USB flash drives are going to be rolled out soon. Actually, 4GB variants are already available right now, but if you can wait, the 8GB versions are surely going to be worth it.

How the Food in Beijing 2008

2008-10-17T21:35:00.000-07:00

Giant Sink Hole

2008-10-17T11:24:00.000-07:00

GUATEMALA CITY , Guatemala - A 330-foot-deep sinkhole killed at least two teenagers as it swallowed about a dozen homes early Friday and forced the evacuation of nearly 1,000 people in a crowded Guatemala City neighborhood. Officials blamed the sinkhole on recent rains and an underground sewage flow from a ruptured main.

The pit emitted foul odors, loud noises and tremors, shaking the surrounding ground. A rush of water could be heard from its depths, and authorities feared it could widen or others could open up.

Rescue operations were on hold until a firefighter, suspended from a cable, could take video and photos above the hole and officials could use the documentation to decide how to proceed.

The dead were identified as Irma and David Soyos, emergency spokesman Juan Carlos Bolanos said. Their bodies were found near the sinkhole, floating in a river of sewage.

Their father, Domingo, was still missing, according to disaster coordinator Hugo Hernandez.

Funny Animals

2008-10-17T09:50:00.000-07:00

Bathtub Racer

2008-10-12T01:16:00.001-07:00

Politics Explained

2008-10-12T01:12:00.000-07:00

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”

Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism.

Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people.

The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.”

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.” The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t.”

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2008-10-12T00:46:00.000-07:00

Artistic Swimming Pool

2008-10-12T00:32:00.001-07:00

Superman Cave

2008-10-11T23:35:00.000-07:00

This is the crystal cave of giants found in the Naica Mine, Chihuahua Mexico.

These are Selenite crystals (gypsum) and are the largest crystals ever discovered.

They are 1000 feet down in a limestone host rock where they are mining for lead, zinc and silver.

These crystals were formed by hydrothermal fluids emanating from the magma
chambers below. The miners had to drill through the Naica fault, which they
were worried would flood the mine, and this is what they discovered. This
mine also contains the Cave of Swords, another collection of large gypsum
crystals.

Nautilus House

2008-10-11T23:11:00.000-07:00

Who cares what the neighbors think? Let's build a house that looks like a snail shell! That's just what a Mexico City couple did, with the help of the astonishing imagination of those wild and wooly architects at Senosiain Arquitectos.

It's more of a sculpture than a dwelling. Taking cues from a Nautilus shell, the house is put together using ferrocement construction, a technique involving a frame of steel-reinforced chicken wire with a special two-inch-thick composite of concrete spread over it, resulting in a structure that's earthquake-proof and maintenance-free.

The open concept inside the house is dominated by smooth surfaces, spiral stairs and natural plantings that makes the inhabitants feel like they're living inside a snail who swallowed the entire contents of somebody's back yard. While the house is surrounded on three sides by the bustling Mexico City, its West side (where most of its portal-style windows are located) has a breathtaking view of the mountains. Wow. Maybe someday all houses will be made this way.

Original Hot Dog

2008-09-29T19:34:00.001-07:00

Cool But Dangerous

2008-09-29T19:08:00.001-07:00