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Wedding Series: Previous parts Part 1:The Wedding Part 2: Wedding: The card Distribution Part 3: The Wedding Continues (3) (What I thought to be a single post, has continued in a four part series, All thanks to my ability of not being able to write in short.) Hello and welcome to the final day of the Wedding match of Garima weds Deepesh. We are coming to you live from the Silver Oak Farm

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Has the IPL bubble finally burst? Answer the following question and you may yourself get the answer- >Do you know which team is currently at top of points table in IPL? >Do you know that IPL this year has a new trophy? >Do you know when are the finals? >Do you even remember any particular match from this year's season? >Do you know the format of this year's tournament? &

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1. Proposing the accountant ways: - Will you accept me as a liability in your life, so that you remain an asset in all my Balance Sheets? - I,<your name> , promises you dividend throughout the lifetime. Will you subscribe to the shares of my heart? - Thank God, there are some gains on which government doesn't charge income tax. Else I would have to keep you in a swiss bank. - Ok.

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It was a dream come true. Call it destiny or what, this season I decided to support Kolkatta Knightriders and there I was with whole of KKR team. It was some promotional event by DishTV where my dad was also invited. And for obvious reason, I accompany him. And there they were all- Gautam Gambhir, Yusuf Pathan, Jaques Kallis, Bret Lee, legendary Wasim Akram and the whole KKR team. Meeting them,

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Break-ups are never so easy. But one has to face them. This IPL season, I am facing this bitter truth of life. It was 2008. A new cricketing era, IPL began. Among the 8 teams, it was natural for me to fall in for my own city team, Delhi Daredevils. No it didn't has Priety or Shilpa or Sharukh, neither did it has hot cheerleaders. Even the God Sachin and King Dhoni were not there. But I backed my

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"50% Indians have bribed atleast once in their lifetime, rest 50% are below poverty line" So the Anna Hazzare drama is finally, over. It was all so fun! Wish it would have continued for a little longer. But now we have more entertaining stuff to look over- it's the IPL, dude! This is the reality! If you think that we Indians have won a war against corruption or something, then stop fooling

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50% Indians have given bribe in their lifetime. Rest 50% don't even have money for bribery

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Last ball matches, cheerleaders, kolkatta losing..DLF IPL IS BACK!

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14 players and 1 God scripted the the BIGGEST moment in Indian History. Can anything on this planet give so much happiness to over 1.2 billion people of this earth? Hats off to each and every member of this team. Hats off to our captain cool. He is the best. He has brains, he has got the temperament and he has the guts. I can't even imagine how a man with so much pressure can

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You know is it something special, when SACHIN TENDULKAR, after spending 21 years of his life as GOD, declares this to be the THE PROUDEST moment of his life!The feeling is yet to sink in. It still seems to be a dream. It is infact a dream. A dream that has come true. It is no doubt THE BEST moment of my life. No superlatives can express the feeling.People say this is after 28 years that we have

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-by Guest Blogger Isha JainAs the month of february comes, we can feel love in the air. We usually use the word the love. But have we thought what actually LOVE is?Just the random thought come to my mind what is LOVE actually. Is it the relationship between two opposite sex?  If yes, then what you will you the relationship between a father and his son or daughter , between a mother and her

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Every four years, I support India, I cheer for India, I pray for India. I hope that this time India will win the World Cup. This time also, I am supporting , cheering, praying and hoping, but not for India,  for SACHIN! 2nd APRIL 2011, Wankhede Stadium, MumbaiIts the World Cup final. India vs Australia. Will the Aussies make it a 4th time in a row? Or the prayers of 1.25 billions will be

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ToThe Soldiers of IndiaSUBJECT: A simple Thank You messageI am one ordinary citizen of the country you protect. Few days ago, while I was enjoying my holiday,I saw you all marching along the Rajpath, and a lady, whom we call the President, was accepting your salaami. I was so much impressed, that you were doing overtime even on a holiday, that I have decided to write a Thank You letter to you.1.

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Few days ago, one of my friend asked me, how was year 2010 for you and my reply was, "For some mine was perhaps a dream year, but I am yet to figure out if it really is MY DREAM."MANAGE YOUR PRIORITIES AND EVERYTHING ELSE WILL FALL IN PLACE!So another year has passed. There were some good, better, best as well as sad moments. Some new friends were made, some were lost. From a college guy, I

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Since throughout the year, I have been a good boy, Santa has asked me to send my and my friends wishes to him. Since, I was short of time I myself have written down the list of what you all my friends would like to have. Please go through the list and do let me know if I have omitted your name or you require something else.Saurav: increase in pay!Bhutani: a role in Haryanvi movieSonal: a rifle to

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Some news which are permanent...These are such news which can be found as BREAKING NEWS  on any time of any day!Pakistan Cricket again in Controversy.The latest allegations on the Pakistan's player by the XYZ Newspaper has given rise to yet another controversy in Pak's cricket. PCB Chief Ijaz Butt has called the controversy as an attempt by western media to defame Pakistan's cricket. ICC in its

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The 'genuine' news!1. Betting starts over IPLWhile the Indian Premier League next season is 5 months away, the bookies are already in action. And this time, they are not bidding over who would be the champion, but which franchises would actually be playing in it. On the condition of anonymity a bookie revealed that most stakes are being put over Team Kochi, whose in and out from IPL has been more

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Why is it so that we "Shut Down" our PC, "Switch Off" our cell phones and "Turn Off" our TV Sets? Why do we have three different words for one single process!?I am not a tech-geek, but any other person who has plenty of time to think about random things.Take a simpler example. You have TV Set, it has got its own speakers. You have your PC, it has its own speakers. There is your mobile having its

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Exclusive News which you will find here only. Collected from our reliable inside sources!1. Tees Maar Khan declared tax-free in DelhiChristmas gift for Delhites. Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif starrer Tees Maar Khaa has been declared tax-free in the state of Delhi. Our sources have revealed that the announcement came after Delhi Chief minister Sheila Dikshit heard the song "Sheela ki Jawani" from

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Just a random thought!Yesternight, I was watching the TV show Emotional Atyaachar in which a person conducts a "loyalty test" on his/her partner through a sting operation. Though such shows are nothing more than crap and nor, I am here talking about of such shows. But watching it made me wonder, what is cheating?A person who is committed to spend the entire life with you, can't he/she spend a

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What better start can you have of a day than getting up in the morning, checking your mobile and coming to know that it's a holiday today! So here I am celebrating this unexpected holiday and writing a blog.But what should I write about? I have a pending blog on my newly started office life, should I complete it? Naah! I dont want to waste my holiday thinking about office. Then what?*thinking*&

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ωHalloween SpecialωHow to beat the pants off of your friend?1) Gift your friend the DVD of Ram Gopal Varma's, starring Vivek Oberoi, "Rakth Charitra"2) Wear a ghost mask and suddenly appear in front of your friend. If the ghost mask doesn't work, just remove it. Your face will surely scare the hell out of your friend.3) Ask your friend to enroll in CA course. This will surely turn his/her life

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PrefaceSo I have cleared my CA-IPCC exam and now I will have to undergo 3 years of article-ship under a CA. And as a result I can't carry on my college [:'(] and is required to continue my B.Com (Honors) degree from correspondence ie School of Open Learning (SOL).Below I have given a "brief" description of the process of getting migrated from college to SOL, which is one of the finest example of

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My readers were complaining that they have become bored of attempting my previously suggested methods of suicide. So on special demand, here I present you the second edition of my much acclaimed book:-  Sarthak's Guide to Suicide: Season 2 See: Sarthak's Guide to Suicide: Vol. 1 And like the last time, here is glimpse of the Top 10 methods of suicides suggested in the book: 1. The

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"...do not watch these Games. Do not go to the venues. Do not watch them on TV. You cannot become a cheerleader to an exercise in cheating. The Indian people have been exploited enough, but to expect us to smile through it is a bit much...."-Chetan Bhagat, on commonwealth games, in an article in TOI.Author and writer Chetan Bhagat in his article has urged the nation not to support the 2010

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