Funny Emails

Agreed. She's pretty much screwed.

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:54:00 +0000

Image via WikipediaA woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund...

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Nicest old lady ever

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:07:00 +0000

I was in Dublin with my wife, looking for a hotel room. Turns out I was there on a TRIPLE holiday and all the rooms in town were sold out. After hours of looking, and getting lost, I happened upon a...

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Doctor's whip up interesting stories.

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:08:00 +0000

Image by Stuck in Customs via FlickrSteve and Fiona were making passionate love in Steve's VW Van when suddenly Fiona, being a bit on the kinky side, yelled out "Oh fatboy, whip me, whip me!" Steve,...

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'If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.'

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:19:00 +0000

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Hugh Hefner at 82 - NSFW

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:58:00 +0000

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Talking Dirty with Baseball.

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:34:00 +0000

Image by Getty Images via Daylife* Single - Getting a french kiss * Double - Getting to touch her supple breasts * Triple - Inserting your finger into her pussy, or receiving a hand job * Inside the...

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I'm so post-modern that I go to the gym after hours.

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:32:00 +0000

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Heard, that's what he said " I'm sorry sir, but you will have to stand in line for that too."

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:30:00 +0000

During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United fight was cancelled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly, and angry passenger...

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LOL, makes me want to watch the show,I enjoy seeing people screw up

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:30:00 +0000

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The right way, the wrong way, or the way that I do it, Gentleman.

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:12:00 +0000

Image via WikipediaAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam....

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I don't have a clever title for this one, all I can say is that this guy is awesome

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:43:00 +0000

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One night stands eh. Ha Ha Ha! Tell me something I don't Know, am I right buddy? Because I know all about one night stands, yes I do!

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:42:00 +0000

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"I don't always do coke but when I do, I do it off the end of a fucking machete."

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:48:00 +0000

Image via WikipediaOkay - first off - I only speak a little Spanish and my spelling's crap so please excuse. Anyway - me and a buddy had been travelling around Chile and Bolivia a few years back...

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Fookin Sweet!

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:32:00 +0000

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So this is the most interesting thing on the Internet today... Ok, it's over- everyone outside to play.

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:30:00 +0000

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First Rule: Don't dip your pen in the company ink. Second Rule: Read the First Rule

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:06:00 +0000

Image by judemat via FlickrHow To Have A Successful Office Romance Chances are, you've gotten it on with a colleague. According to a 2009 survey by the job search Web site CareerBuilder.com, four...

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Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:57:00 +0000

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do...

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All I want in a woman is perfection on every level. I have NO idea why this should be such an unreasonable demand.

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:40:00 +0000

Title Quote ~ Scriblerus, on Everything2 {Via}

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ETAONRISHDLFCMUGYPWBVKXJQZ ~ letters of the alphabet, in order of usage frequency in English.

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:35:00 +0000

Image via WikipediaQ:What letter of the alphabet is an insect? A: B. (bee) Q: What letter is a part of the head? A: I. (eye) Q: What letter is a drink? A: T. (tea) Q: What letter is a body of...

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No… I'm not gonna explain it anymore times.

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:43:00 +0000

Image via WikipediaA crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging...

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Someone, somewhere, will look great in these. I’m hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl ...

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:43:00 +0000

...you’re trying to bed. Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the...

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Diary of a Viagra housewife...

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:42:00 +0000

Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate.When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Day 2 Today, he says he...

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Being Obama - My Picks

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:31:00 +0000

The complete set on Flickr- To view click here. "my picks are the one with Emmanuel Rahm and Barack hugging a soldier.....forget the first one - photoshop shit to capture your attention." - Murali...

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M.J....last one, I promise!

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:30:00 +0000

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A corny tongue-in-cheek quiz.

peterzblog@gmail.com (Pradeep) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:30:00 +0000

Image by purprin via FlickrQ. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out...

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treebeard31 — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 08:27:55 PDT

great employment site

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Things you may need to know [del.icio.us]

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Watch your behind Sammy, there someone in red lusting for your fanny... [del.icio.us]

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Why WalMart failed and why the mistakes shouldnt be repeated here [del.icio.us]

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Moving rocks mystery revealed [del.icio.us]

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Top Ranking Universities - 2007 [del.icio.us]

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Google Videos says Goodbye [del.icio.us]

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The Science of Insulting Women [del.icio.us]

treebeard31 — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:34:34 PDT

The game by Neil Strauss http://whats-hot.zlio.com/Best-Picks-p5361778-The-Game-Undercover-in-the-Secret-Society-of-Pick-Up-Artists.html

Oz to censor internet [del.icio.us]

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Web trends 2007 [del.icio.us]

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Halo Pick up Lines [del.icio.us]

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Polar Clock 3.0 [del.icio.us]

treebeard31 — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:13:22 PDT

Cool http://blog.pixelbreaker.com/polarclock/