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My Zend Certification!! :)

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Interesting comments by various personalities on Sachin’s 100th  century Digvijay Singh – Sachin is an RSS agent. All these days he was waiting to score his century against a Muslim country. Manmohan Singh – I congratulate Sachin and also appreciate leadership of Shrimati Sonia Gandhi. Rahul Gandhi – My grandmother created Bangladesh. She deserves the credit for this century. Raj

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Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?  One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk.  "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"  Why not, said the other two.  The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".  Being a pure logical strategist, the

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A Parrot Goes To A Shopkeeper And Asks ... 'Aam Hai Kya?' The Shopkeeper Says ... 'Nahi. Hum Aam Nahi Bechte.' Next Day At The Same Time, The Parrot Goes Again And Asks Him ...'Aam Hai Kya ?' He Gets A Little Irritated And Says... 'Aare Bola Na, Hum 'Aam Nahi Bechte' On The Third Day, The Parrot Goes Again And Asks Him 'Aam Hai Kya ?' He Gets Wild And Yells ...'Bola Na Naahi. Abhi Vapas Aaya

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A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.  Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."  The other patient signaled he had heard,

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A Very Very Happy And Prosperous New Year 2012 To All.......

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1. RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO: Maa - Bhagwan Ki Kripa Hai. Papa - Beta Kiska Hai. Dost - Chal Daaru Peete Hain. 2. RESULT AGAR BURA HO: Maa - Aag Lage Is Mobile Main. Papa - Laad Pyar Ne Bigaad Diya. Dost  - Chal Daaru Peete Hain. 3. BIRTHDAY PAR: Maa - Jug Jug Jiye Mera Beta. Papa - Hamesha Aage Badhe. Dost - Chal Daaru Peete Hain. 4. LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR: Maa - Beta Bhool Ja Usko. Papa

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Finally appear on Zend's Yellow Page: http://bit.ly/vmAToC

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Finally, became a Zend PHP 5.3 Certified Engineer!! :)

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Rajnikanth Was Bragging To Amitabh Bachchan One Day, "You Know, I Know Everyone. Just Name Someone, Anyone, And I Know Them." Tired Of His Boasting, Amitabh Called His Bluff, "Ok, Rajini How About Tom Cruise?"  "Sure, Yes, Tom And I Are Old Friends, And I Can Prove It" Rajini Said. So Rajini And Amitabh Fly Out To Hollywood And Knock On Tom Cruise's Door, And Sure Enough, Tom Cruise

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A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not? The guy replies: I am Seenu, Auto driver from Mangalore ! God consults his ledger, smiles & says to

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My Avataar...!!! LOL!!!!

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Annual Party Celebration held on 10th December 2011 at Krazy Castle. Here are some cool pictures from the party... Cool Na...?

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A Father Put His 3 Year Old Daughter To Bed, Told Her A Story And Listened To Her Prayers Which Ended By Saying:  "God Bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, God Bless Grandma And Goodbye Grandpa." The Father Asked, "Why Did You Say Goodbye Grandpa?" The Little Girl Said, "I Don't Know Daddy, It Just Seemed Like The Thing To Do." The Next Day Grandpa Died. The Father Thought It Was A Strange

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A King Who Did Not Believe In The Goodness Of God, Had A Slave Who, In All Circumstances, Said: My King, Do Not Be Discouraged, Because Everything God Does Is Perfect, No Mistakes! One Day They Went Hunting And Along The Way A Wild Animal Attacked The King. His Slave Managed To Kill The Animal, But Could Not Prevent His Majesty Losing A Finger. Furious And Without Showing His Gratitude For

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BMW: Brings Me Women. FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.... VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything. KIA: Kills In Accidents OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always. GOLF/GTI: Girls

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A Taxi Passenger Tapped The Driver On The Shoulder To Ask Him A Question.  The Driver Screamed, Lost Control Of The Car, Nearly Hit A Bus, Went Up On The Footpath, And Stopped Centimeters From A Shop Window. For A Second Everything Went Quiet In The Cab, Then The Driver Said, "Look Mate, Don't Ever Do That Again. You Scared The Daylights Out Of Me!"  The Passenger Apologized

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Ever Heard The Story Of The Giant Ship Engine That Failed? The  Ship's Owners Tried One Expert After Another, But None Of Them Could Figure But How To Fix The Engine. Then They Brought In An Old Man Who Had Been Fixing Ships Since He Was A Youngster. He Carried A Large Bag Of Tools With Him, And When He Arrived, He  Immediately Went To Work.  He Inspected The Engine Very

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A Non-programmer Thinks There Are 1000 Bytes In A Kilobyte. A Programmer Is Convinced That There Are 1024 Meters In A Kilometer. Non-programmer : I've Just Become A Member Of Rotract Club. Programmer : Public Member Or Private? Non-programmer: Hey.. My Submarine Is Not Sinking Into The Water!! What Could Be Wrong? Programmer: May Be You Have Used Float Instead Of Double In The Software.

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A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.  She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."  When

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Jack and Max are walking from religious service.  Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I  smoke while I pray?"  The Priest replies, "No, my son, you  may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion." Jack goes back to his friend and  

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Happy Halloween!! http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/preview/flash/bws8Shell.swf?ihost=http://ak.imgag.com/imgag&brandldrPath=/product/full/el/&cardNum=/product/full/ap/3125133/graphic1

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This incident, is supposed to have happened in real life.My friend, who is a the head of Human Resources at a very large bank,says that the best excuse for absenteeism, that he had ever received in his career of almost 22 years, was from a female Indian employee, at their bank's head quarters at Mumbai, India, in July, 2010.He says when the lady, was questioned on why she remained absent the

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A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back o pick."The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.Then he saw another bigger one...

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