<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:34:54 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>Amor: o que é  -  como evitar - dicas e conselhos</category><category>Dorgas: Internet e Bizarrices em Geral</category><category>Pessoas Estranhas</category><category>fim de férias e outras coisas</category><category>http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif</category><title>Lamba-me</title><description></description><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1227</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-3907119319772835703</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 12:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-01-20T10:48:59.799-02:00</atom:updated><title>to kikando</title><atom:summary type="text">alô brasil, agora estou oficialmente **E ATUALIZANDO** postando no mais novo melhor blog do mundo:www.tokikando.wordpress.comQUEM É METETO CORRE LA DAR UMA FORÇA PRA GENTEvcs não vão se arrepender de acessar</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2011/01/to-kikando.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-1401748355223045266</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 04:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-12-26T02:14:28.230-02:00</atom:updated><title>#noite das img_1</title><atom:summary type="text"></atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/12/noite-das-img1.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-5819076441640060712</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 03:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-12-26T02:06:27.951-02:00</atom:updated><title>Por que não atualiza?</title><atom:summary type="text">Alo galere esse sou eu na madrugada do dia fintch seish de dezembro e enquanto o redtube não carrega eu vou dar desculpinha pra explicar pq a gente some assim, do nada, sem dar explicação, razão e circunstância1- Motivos semanaisdias da semana em figura de linguagemSe a gente pudesse definir a segunda-feira como um ritmo musical ele seria uma rave de 72h de forró, sertanejo, rap, e axé. Sendo </atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/12/por-que-nao-atualiza.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://img.youtube.com/vi/6UFh16TUx_A/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-7515430963700063818</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 03:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-12-26T01:34:20.515-02:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type="text"></atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/12/blog-post.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-2024854111899280511</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 17:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-11T14:52:24.329-03:00</atom:updated><title>Daft Punk - Technologic 2010</title><atom:summary type="text">Aquelas coisas né: jamais escutarei Daft Punk com o photoshop aberto.</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/10/daft-punk-technologic-2010.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-7622396583554318533</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 00:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-02T21:19:41.552-03:00</atom:updated><title>Oi sou putinha bjo</title><atom:summary type="text">Não consegui.Há um tempo atrás eu disse que o Lamba-me tinha fechado e eu dei esse blog por encerrado.Eu também disse que não ia mais faltar da faculdade e vejam só, nenhum dos dois aconteceu.Não consegui ficar longe de vcs amigos.passei por momentos apertadosEstou aqui de volta e isso não muda absolutamente essa merda.Enfim, é issae. Pão no seu cu.</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/10/oi-sou-putinha-bjo.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSn8XipK-JpmpcyzeQq1Thpmf6F4APmKDQCgITIulXS7PYRNueRa-9LTbWl3i_5Bq1o7GF7k-YSwjjjKiDPOvlm7JTC1WHOYZssQQk_mtb0hW0KjrR43ik05_Q8yfDeTYfymR2U3YKFQw/s72-c/ONIBUS+LOTADO+-+Foto+Daniel+Derevecki+-+Gazeta.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-6328434570223373686</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 02:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-04T23:36:54.136-03:00</atom:updated><title>MÃE, TEM LIVEBLOGGING HOJE!</title><atom:summary type="text">&amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href=&quot;http://www.coveritlive.com/mobile.php/option=com_mobile/task=viewaltcast/altcast_code=115c73ce65&quot;&amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;Mãe tô no Lamba-me&amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/09/mae-tem-liveblogging-hoje.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-6386542981752410114</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-09T10:21:06.080-03:00</atom:updated><title>Lamba-me Páscoa 2010 - Twix Gigante</title><atom:summary type="text">Antes de mais nada:Sim, eu sei que está atrasado.Sim, eu sei que você não quer mais comer chocolate.Sim, eu sei que isso é uma tremenda falta do que postar.Então leitores, com a chegada da Páscoa eu me perguntei qual o fetiche da Internet eu iria reproduzir, até que lembrei do famoso TWIX GIGANTE, uma gambiarra de chocolate que diziam ser parecido com o chocolate Twix, só que gigante. Daí eu fui </atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/04/lamba-me-pascoa-2010-twix-gigante.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_w9rfUimVYds/S78gLXvCzMI/AAAAAAAACe0/k9RR2TveAuw/s72-c/twixgigante1.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-1070259922045577396</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 13:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-07T10:37:17.572-03:00</atom:updated><title>Da série &quot;Como tratar seus leitores&quot;</title><atom:summary type="text">Aproveitando que hoje é o Dia dos Jornalistas, parabéns ae pra vcs, bjo no coração.E a partir de hoje o primeiro comentário torto que aparecer pra mim, vou responder exatamente assim:Seu palhaço!</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/04/da-serie-como-tratar-seus-leitores.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-2225754573542136526</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 13:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-07T10:33:52.521-03:00</atom:updated><title>Foto do dia</title><atom:summary type="text">Aliás não é somente uma foto, é uma seqüencia de fotos que termina em chorandinho;Bom dia</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/04/foto-do-dia.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-2857231590109557589</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-06T09:08:31.391-03:00</atom:updated><title>Da série &quot;chuveirinho&quot;</title><atom:summary type="text">Rita Cadillac deu uma entrevista no Ego falando de seu documentário e tudo mais, até que surge a seguinte pergunta:Brasil, vamos nos unir e fazer com que a Rita se desidrate em pleno chuveirinho:</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/04/da-serie-chuveirinho.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_w9rfUimVYds/S7sh-9pdYBI/AAAAAAAACes/2EFeiFlwRU4/s72-c/Untitled-1.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-2260679421293703713</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 04:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-03T01:36:03.203-03:00</atom:updated><title>Jesus ROCKS</title><atom:summary type="text"></atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/04/jesus-rocks.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-7529745848670780022</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 02:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-02T23:05:38.953-03:00</atom:updated><title>Tradição de sexta-feira santa</title><atom:summary type="text">No G1:Se no domingo eu não ver essa galera RESSUSCITANDO feliz e saltitante alguém mentiu BONITO pra gente.</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/04/tradicao-de-sexta-feira-santa.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_w9rfUimVYds/S7ahv_Ss9jI/AAAAAAAACek/amuh3tIRLe8/s72-c/titulo.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-780371713189414609</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-02T22:59:42.220-03:00</atom:updated><title>Acharam um vivo!</title><atom:summary type="text"></atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/04/acharam-um-vivo.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_w9rfUimVYds/S7ag-YWgpsI/AAAAAAAACec/KfOBjZY6-FI/s72-c/OgAAANXTkm3yg94Up9sVTbqHo8f6iOMvhOKgMb-xIE2ij08fhRn_42NRdtXPTBYCRF_1RP11L0hej0GzM0eH7IeBP5wAm1T1UBCPFfQqc46rCyx6lJwO15xipoFW.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-6169135828350747055</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-02T22:58:29.522-03:00</atom:updated><title>Alovose to lindam.</title><atom:summary type="text">Vamos dizer olá a nossa amiguinha Livian Aragão, filha do nosso querido Didi:Não parece que alguém abriu uma porta de aço na cara dela?Agora conheçam Livian Aragão, capa de revista:Alovose to lindam.</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/04/alovose-to-lindam.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_w9rfUimVYds/S7afTeGMCgI/AAAAAAAACeU/O5-sYx2va1Q/s72-c/didi-livian-1.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-6925421735109115286</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-31T17:32:04.960-03:00</atom:updated><title>Figaro (Frederico é feEeEeEio remix)</title><atom:summary type="text"></atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/03/figaro-frederico-e-feeeeeeio-remix.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-8143637346711988581</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-31T16:40:24.962-03:00</atom:updated><title>Lamba-me Define: Ironia</title><atom:summary type="text"></atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/03/lamba-me-define-ironia.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-6019593811929233861</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-31T16:29:34.503-03:00</atom:updated><title>A parede</title><atom:summary type="text">Segundo o Wikipedia:Parede é como se designa, na construção civil, à construção de alvenaria ou tijolos destinada a separar seu interior do exterior, ou os cômodos internos entre si. Segundo o vídeo abaixo:</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/03/parede.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-2449577543056318623</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 14:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-30T11:48:37.774-03:00</atom:updated><title>Meu novo ringtone pra sempre</title><atom:summary type="text">Natalia de Andrade, você está no meu celular forever and ever s2.Um show de canto, piano, edição e tudo mais.Vi e ri no TDUD.</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/03/meu-novo-ringtone-pra-sempre.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-3107582590387196516</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 11:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-30T08:56:28.011-03:00</atom:updated><title>Ricky Martin se declara gay</title><atom:summary type="text">Vou colar o que o Estadão disse sobre o assunto, mas se você quiser um resumo rápido e indolor, corra para a imagem abaixo do texto.&quot;O músico pop Ricky Martin afirmou nesta segunda-feira que é gay, após anos de especulação dos fãs sobre a sua sexualidade.Martin, que vendeu mais de 60 milhões de discos em três décadas de carreira, disse em seu site na internet que se sente &quot;abençoado por ser quem </atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/03/ricky-martin-se-declara-gay.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_w9rfUimVYds/S7Hl_jG-XGI/AAAAAAAACds/mXcSq2tR_VQ/s72-c/aloka.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-1673488405584043895</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 03:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-28T01:09:21.239-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif</category><title>PORRA LUCIANO</title><atom:summary type="text">É, título foi em CAPS porque há poucas maneiras de se expressar como o  amor torna as pessoas mais bonitas, e no caso do post de hoje, o amor de  Luciano Camargo (zezé´s brother)::Porra Luciano! Tá tão gordinho que parece a bolacha Trakinas do Japão. E essa camiseta de pintor no fim do expediente? Porra cara!Porra Luciano! Need For Speed de Bike com sua amada é tenso! Ela vai bater a xana no </atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/03/porra-luciano.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_w9rfUimVYds/S67T6G_ia5I/AAAAAAAACc0/tYchjBnolB4/s72-c/lc5.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-8705689863731182770</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 03:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-28T00:20:26.387-03:00</atom:updated><title>Meu novo aperto de mão</title><atom:summary type="text">Taí, achei meu aperto de mão perfeito.Consulte seu médico sobre LER e DTS´s antes da prática.</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/03/meu-novo-aperto-de-mao.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-6632413991598019075</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 02:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-28T00:04:57.197-03:00</atom:updated><title>Eu sou um deles, você TAMBÉM</title><atom:summary type="text"></atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/03/eu-sou-um-deles-voce-tambem.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-5655567386108509679</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:13:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-26T17:16:09.690-03:00</atom:updated><title>Sexta-feira!</title><atom:summary type="text">Acreditem.. sexta-feira é cruel.</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/03/sexta-feira.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056237294140854806.post-1060103968990101843</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 14:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-26T11:41:40.645-03:00</atom:updated><title>Direito de Resposta</title><atom:summary type="text">Vi no Contra a Correnteza</atom:summary><link>http://lambame.blogspot.com/2010/03/direito-de-resposta.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPoXQZWTH_1LbtXqEiHizCT2yHruMA93qRZkFA_4wLlXUkhrTxd0u61Jz7II8hTfLwgZFkkgLPdh5phrk4sFDBM3YJ0j0Iiul9KM0jrhyxlNsGkxIRyVk4xjSCmDF6ki4lMqmJMplc8BPf/s72-c" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>