Shero Shayari

मोहब्बत भरी शायरी | Mohabbat Bhari Shayari

2025-07-20T08:43:00.000-07:00

मोहब्बत भरी शायरी

"दिल की बात लफ़्ज़ों में बयां हो नहीं सकती,

मोहब्बत वो एहसास है जो कही नहीं जाती।

तेरी यादों से चलती है सांसों की रवानी,
तू पास ना हो फिर भी कमी सी नहीं लगती।"

Top Punjabi Funny Jokes for Status

2022-07-24T03:45:00.005-07:00

Punjabi Funny Jokes for Status

Madam: Chal ve nachatraa ABC suna......

Nachattar: ABDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRS

Madam: ruk ja C ta tu keha hi nahi...

chall C keh k suna...

Nachattar: dukh Tu hazaraa hass-hass ke jarange...

see lavange ni bull par "C" na kahange.

👉Pappu to his gf dad- uncle g. Yaar menu tuhadi kudi da hath chahida.

Dad gusse ch- na main saleya kudian de spare part vechda?

👉Ladka: das meri tokri ch ki hai ta saare Eggs tere,

j tu dasde kine ne ta 8 de 8 tere,

te je tu dasde kis janwar de ne ta oh murgi v teri!

Friend: Koi hint ta de.

👉Afeem naal PK cha, Paundi sidhe rah,

Gud naal khao bhukki, Daru peo sukki,

Murge naal peo sharab, Na hove mood kharab,

Mehfil ch malke jarda, 13, 22 gal sire di karda.

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Top 10+ Hindi Shayari in English

2022-07-22T23:10:00.002-07:00

Hindi Shayari in English

Tut jata hai gareebi mein wo rishta jo sabse khaas hota hai,

Aur hazaro yaar ban jate hain jab paisa aadmi ke paas hota hai.

👉wo bachpan bhi kitna haseen tha jab shar-e-aam roya karte the...!!!

ab ek bhi aansu nikle to log hazaaron sawaal karte hain...!!!

👉1 din SAAGAR ne NADI se puchha- kab tak milti rahogi mujh khaare pani se.

NADI ne hans kar kaha- jab tak tujhme mithaas na bhar dun tab tak.

THATS "RELATIONS"

👉Paapiyo ka tiraskar kabhi mat karo.

Pyar se gale lagakar unhe sudharne ka ek mauka dene se vo bhi nek insaan ban sakte hain.

👉Sada khush rahiye kyunki sab log aise insaan ka saath hi chahte hain,

jo hasne, muskurane aur jeevan ka anand lene mein unki madad karta hai.

👉Kismat kismat ki baat hai,

2 phul kehte hain hum saath Saath hain,

Par tutne Ke baad 1 ki kismat mein mandir ka prashaad

aur dusre ki kismat mein kabristan ki laash hai.

👉Gujri huyi jindagi ko kabhi yaad na karo,

taqdeer mein jo likha hai uski fariyaad na karo,

jo hoga wo hokar rahega,

aap fikar mein apni hansi barbaad na karo.

👉Aaj ki 2 pyari batein-

1) kisi ko chahte ho to dil se chaho sirf juban se nahi,

2) kisi pe gussa karte ho to sirf juban se karo dil se nahi.

👉Kisi ki muskuraahato pe ho nisaar,

Kisi ka gham mil sake to le udhaar,

Kisi ke vaaste ho tere dil me pyaar,

Jeena isi ka naam hai..

👉Jindagi Ka Sabse Khubsurat Lamha woh hota Hai,

Jab Aapka Parivar Aapko apna Dost Samajhne Lage,

aur Dost ApKo Apna Parivaar Samajhne lage...

👉"Khoobsurat Soch"

Hamesha samjhota karna seekho,

kyoki thoda sa jhuk jana kisi rishte ko hamesha ke liye tod dene se bahut behtar hai.

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2022-07-20T23:19:00.004-07:00

Parents Shayari in Hindi

Bewafa Se Umid-E-wafa Mat Rakna,

Lut Jaoge Apna Darwaza Khula Mat Rakhna,

Khwaish Hai Agar Jannat Mein Jane Ki

"Maa_Baap" Ko Apne Se Juda Mat Rakhna..

👉I £ove Mom SHE IS GREAT

Aapko MUMMY Ki LAMBI UMAR KE LIYE Ye SmS 10 LoGo {not me} Ko send KARNA Hoga

MujHe Bhi Fasaya gaya SORRY

but mom ke Liye To karna padega.

kardo moM zaruri hai Paise nahi.

👉Use poojti hai duniya Jo na de dikhayi..

Maa ko poojta na koi Jisne yeh duniya dikhayi..

👉A Must Read For All Those Who Love Their MOM:

Ek Raat wo Dair se Ghar Aaya,

Apni MAA ko Muntazir Paaya Maa ne kaha

"BETA, Jab tak Zinda hun, Jaldi Aa Jaya Kar"?

Wo Hansa aur kaha "Maa Tum to Bas ...

Waise hi har Waqt Tang karti ho "

Wo Muskurayi aur kaha "BETA Maa hun na teri, darti hun,

Ye duniya bahut buri Hai..!

Ab Wo hi Raaten hain Din Raat Bhatak raha Hun Darbadar,

Tanha Maa Chali Gayi Koi Nahi Intezaar karne Wala Samjhane wala Sacha Pyar karne Wala,

Aap Theek kehti Thi Main Galat tha,

Haan Maa Ye Duniya Zalim Hai Ab Dair se Nahi Aaungaa,

Naa hi Sataunga Jo kahogi Karunga Wapis Aa jaao Sirf Ek baar wapis Aa jao "MAA"

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Ek din ek ladki ne ladke se puchaa

kya tum mera liye jaan de sakte

ho ??

Ladke ne kuch sochte hue kaha.

""Tera liye jaan toh de du magar uska kya karu

...

jo roz subha ghar se nikalte hue kehti hai-

beta jaldi aana.

Tera liye jaan toh de du magar uska kya karu jo roz mera intezaar karti hai.

jo mere liye roz dua maangti hai.

jo mere bina khaana nahi khaati.

Main uss maa ka kya karu

A message to lovers Plz

apne pyaar k liye apni maa ko kabhi maat bhulna.

Top Beautiful Shayari in English for loved Ones

2022-07-20T21:10:00.004-07:00

Beautiful Shayari in English for loved Ones

When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...

U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile.. ♥

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...

U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand...

Afraid That I Might Disappear... ♥

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...

U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me,

And Kiss My Forhead N Said:"U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.." ♥

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...

U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...

U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear,

But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.." ♥

When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me...

When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...

U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U...

We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On..

I'M Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..

With Our Hand Crossing Together.. ♥

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!

I Didn't Say Anything But Cried...

That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life!

Because U Said U Love Me !!! ♥

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You" To Them When U Have The Chance Now !!! ♥

Best Motivational Shayari in English

2022-07-19T06:11:00.002-07:00

Motivational Shayari in English

25 ULTIMATE TIPS FOR BETTER LIFE!!!

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate anti depressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose, today.

4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.

6. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

7. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out chargecard.

9. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything !

11. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

12.You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

13. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

14. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

15. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

16. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'

17. Help the needy, Be generous ! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'

18. What other people think of you is none of your business.

19. Time heals everything.

20. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

21. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

22. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

23. Each night before you go to bed, Pray to God and Be thankful for what you'll accomplish, today !

24. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

25. Fwd this to everyone on your list to help them lead a happier life..

👉Strength does not come from lifting weights.

It comes from lifting yourself when you're knocked down!

Top 5 Father and Son Funny Jokes in Hindi

2022-07-08T23:58:00.001-07:00

Father and Son Funny Jokes in Hindi

Beta- Papa jab main business karunga to ache ache ke haath mein katora pakda dunga.

Papa- Wo kaise?

Beta- Gol gappe bechkar.

👉Golu apne bimar baap se- Papa aapko marne ke baad dafnaya jaye ya jalaya jaye.

Papa- Mujhse na pucho, mujhe surprise dena.

👉Ek budhe kisan ne apne bete ko jail mein khat likha-

beta main aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,

itna bada khet mujhse nahi khudega kash tu meri madad kar pata.

Bete ne wapas jawab diya-

papa aap khet mat khodna maine waha hathiyar chupa rakhe hain.

Agle din police force ne sara khet khod diya par hathiyar nahi mile..

Bete ne fir baap ko likha-

papa yaha se main itni hi madad kar paunga,

aap ab aalu uga dijiye.

👉Honhaar beta vs Nalayak beta..

Papa:"Beta aage ka kya plan hai..??

Honhaar beta:"Bas 10th mein 98% aa jaaye fir 2 saal ki mehnat nd IIT then 1 saal ki mehnat fir IIM then 20 lacs package job, life happy.

Nalayak beta:"Bas 10th pass ho jaye fir roadies mein se bike jeet ke aaunga splitvilla mein se apki bahu,

fir emotional atayachar se usey certified karwaunga pass ho gayi to theek nahi to process repeat karunga.

👉I told my Dad that I want a blackberry or apple.

He Replied . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

CHHALLI Da season hai beta, chhalli khao..!!

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Top 8 Hindi Funny Shayari for Friends

2022-07-04T23:42:00.004-07:00

Hindi Funny Shayari for Friends

Kuch Saal Pehle Log Jab Nind Se Jagte The,

To Pehle Bhagwan Ki Tasvir Dekhte The,

Ab Log Jagte Hain To Dekhte Hain,

Ki Kitne Missed Call Hain Aur Kitne sms.

👉Bhool gaye ya bhulana chahte ho?

Door kar diya ya jana chahte ho?

Ajma liya ya ajmana chahte ho?

Msg karte ho ya haddiyan tudvana chahte ho..

👉Toilet ke Paani mein Potti Ki Boo!

Boo se yaad aaya bhai kaisa hai tu?

Jab Kabhi Baithe Baithe Nikal Jaati hai Poo!

Poo se phir yaad aaya Bata naa Kaisa hai tu.

👉Agar aap ko toilet jakar aane ke baad dubara jaane ki zarurat mahsoos ho to aap kaunsa gana gayenge..?

juda ho ke bhi tu mujh mein kahin baaki hai.

👉Jo jeete wo sikandar, Jo haare wo jail ke andar,

Jo sms bheje usko jadu ki jhappi,

aur Jo na bheje usko. "BABA RAMDEV"ki pappi.

soch lo ab.

👉Apki Kahani, hamari Jubani..

Aapke paas dimag hai, Chalta nai alag baat hai..

Aap smart hai, Koi manta nahi alag baat hai..

Aap shareef hai, Lagte nahi alag baat hai..

Kaafi izzat hai aapki, Koi karta nahi alag baat hai..

Aapki beizzati ho rahi hai, Aap phir Bhi sms padh rahe hai.. Kya baat hai..

👉BARISH Or Khwaab

Dono Ek Jaise Hain,

Jo Hamesha YAADGAR Hote Hain,

Farq Sirf Itna Hai BAARISH mein Pura Jism Bhigta Hai

aur

Khwaab mein Sirf UNDERWEAR.

👉Bigdi huyi zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani hai,

kuch to bachpan se hum kameene the,

or kuch tum sab ki Sangat ki meharbani hai.!!

👉Agar Aap mein Himmat hai Toh

Toh Achchi Baat hai,

Honi Bhi Chahiye.

👉U to hum madat kiya nahi karte,

chicken kya daal bhi diya nahi karte,

ye to rishta hai aapse dil ka,

varna msg to kya hum kisi ko number bhi diya nahi karte.

👉Jindagi badi udas hai,

dog ko lagi pyaas hai,

mujhe duniya se na koi aas hai,

cow khati ghaas hai,

uska phone tut jaye,

jisne kaha meri poem bakwaas hai.

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Top 10+ Hindi Funny Shayari for Best Friend

2022-06-29T23:28:00.003-07:00

Hindi Funny Shayari for Best Friend

Wo bole mehfil mein kahin hamare jutey kho gaye to ghar kaise jayange,

humne kaha aap shayari to shuru kijiye itne ayenge ki aap gin bhi nahi payenge..

👉Arz kiya hai..

Ek Topper thi ladki jo thi percentage ki Rani....

wah.. wah.

Ek Topper thi ladki jo thi percentage ki Rani....

wah.. wah.

Fir

Fir Kya?

Humne Pata li Aur Fail ho gayee Maharaani.

👉Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

ek ladki jo pyar de.

ek ladki jo acha khana banaye.

ek ladki jo use dil se chahe.

aur TEENO ladkiyan ek dusre se kabhi na mili ho.

👉Aaj ki ladkiyon ka dress.

yaha se less waha se less.

kabhi sleeveless to kabhi backless aur agar koi ladka ghur ke dekhe to wo

"kutta kamina sala characterless."

👉Ladki saath ho to hotel bill,

ladki door ho to mobile bill,

aur ladki door hi ho jaaye to daru ka bill,

isliye na lagao dil na ayega bill,

so guys just CHILL.

👉Diya hai uparwale ne mobile to itni to kadar karo,

call karo ya na karo par hazoor do-char sweet sweet message to kiya karo.

👉Sms na karne walo ke liye song- Agar tum mil jao,

to taange tod denge hum,

tumhe paa kar tumhara peeche kutte chod denge hum.

Bus! Tum mil to jao. .!

👉"FOREST DEPARTMENT KI TARAF SE BEST MSG".........

"Pedo se bhi utna hi Pyar karo jitna Pedo ke niche beth ke karte ho"....!!

👉Married Man's True Story: Maang bharne ki sazaa kuch iss kadar paa raha hu..

Ki Maang Poori karte karte hi Mara jaa raha hu.

👉Kari Jao Kari Jao Kari Jao Kari Jao

Besharmon Ki Tarah SMS Receive Kari Jao Kabhi Reply Na Karna!!!

👉.-*-.

( '.' )

(,,)=(,,)

Ale-Ale kya hua

Kyu ro rahe ho?

Mele MSG ka wait kal lahe ho,

Chalo aa gaya mela MSg,

Ab Muskula do or apni naak pochho.

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2022-06-28T21:19:00.009-07:00

Funny Shayari in Hindi for Status

Suna tha ki zindagi imtehan leti hai,

Gaur kariyega

Suna tha ki zindagi imtehan leti hai,

Yahan to saala imtehano ne zindagi le rakhi hai.

👉Jise dil diya wo Dilli chali gayi,

Jise Ishq kiya wo Italy chali gayi,

Majboor hokar socha khudkushi kar lu,

Par bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.

👉Vaada tod diya hai usne jise hum pyar bahut karte hain,

pehle to milne jate the unse,

abbb ashQ (ansu) baha karte hain,

ab to humm use yaad karke roZ hasa karte hain,

bcoz yaaro ab to hum mentel hospital mein raha karte hai.

👉Purani Kahawat Hai ke Sote Waqt Koi Tension Lekar Nahin Sona Chahiye.

Hairat hai,

Phir Bhi Log

Biwi Ke Saath hi Sote Hain.

👉Unki gali se gujre to unka chubara nazar aaya,

Wah wah

Unki gali se gujre to unka chubara nazar aaya,

Ohda baapu bahar aa ke kehnda: Lattan tod du saleya je dobara najar aaya.

👉Dil Yu Hi Kisi Pe Aata Nahi,

Pyar Yu Hi Kiya Jata Nahi,

Pyar Karo To "DARD" Sehne Ki Aadat Daal Lena,

kyoKi Ye wo Dard Hai Jo "MOOV" Se Bhi Jata Nahi.

👉Is tarha se sataane ki zarurat kya thi..,

kamini dil tod ke jane ki zarurat kya thi..,

jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota,

apni aukat dikhane ki zarurat kya thi,,

maloom tha agar ye khwab toot jayenge..

Manhoos phir neend mein aane ki zarurat kya thi.?

Ishq par lagti rahegi har daur mein pabandi..,

ek aashiq ki waatt lagane ki zarurat kya thi..?

Maan lo agar ye iktarfaa mohobbat thi..

To fir chudail.. Mujhe dekh ke muskurane ki zarurat kya thi..!

👉Aankhon se aansuon ki judaai kardo,

Dil se gamo ki vidai kardo,

agar dil na lage kahin to,

aa jao mere ghar ki safai kardo,

offer limited period tak valid hai.

👉cutie cutie poem..

Ye baat samaj mein aayi nahi,

Or mummy ne samjhai nahi.

Main kaise mithi baat kru?

Jab mithi chiz koi khai nahi,

Ye chand kaise mammu hai?

Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi,

Kyon lambe baal hain bhalu ke?

Kyu usne triming karai nahi,

Kya wo bhi ganda bacha hai?

Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi,

Nani ke pati jab nana hai,

Dadi ke pati jab dada hai,

Didi k pati kyu dida nahi?

Samandar ka rang kyu nila hai?

Jab neel kisi ne milaya nahi,

Jab school mein itni neend aati hai,

To kyu bed waha rakhwaya nahi.

👉Chehre pe hai smile ankhon mein hai tear..

objects in convex mirror are closer than they appear.

Wah wah! .

👉GULAB ke KANTE NAA dekho,

dekho uskE PHOOL.

DIRECTION OF CURRENT is given by FLEMINGZ's LEFT HAND RULE..

Wah wah!

👉Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf..

The number u have dialed is currently switched off..

Wah wah!

👉Blue Eyes hypnotize teri Kardi ae Mainu

I wonder Choti dress mein Thand nahi lagdi Tainu ??

👉Puri botal nahi ek ek jaam ho jaaye,

mulakaat na sahi dua salaam ho jaaye,

jinki yaad mein hum bimar pad gaye,

kam se kam unhe bhi to zukaam ho jaaye..

👉Lo ji mera 1 aur sher arz hai..

idhar bhi situm ho gaya,

udhar bhu situm ho gaya,

message delete kardo,

sher khatam ho gaya..

👉Pyar Vyar to aaj ke Lover ka bahana hai,

Dil mile na mile LIPS zaroor milana hai,

Yahi style hai aaj ke Aashiqo ka,

Q ki ye MAJNU ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai..

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2022-06-25T04:37:00.002-07:00

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Narad Ji Kehte Hain,

Naari~Naari Mat Kar Murkh,

Naari Hai Narak Ka Dawar,

Khush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi ?

Mal Mutra Ka Dawar.

**Narayan Narayan**

👉Life mein do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna

1. Hawa chalti hai to patte hilte hain

2. Nahi chalti to nahi hilte

Bas.. Ab thanx mat kehna.

👉Kaash ye faasle na hote..

kaash ye duriyan na hoti..

kaash hum sath hote...

to..

Yaar mere sms ke paise bach jate.

👉Hasrat-e-Deedar Ki Khatir Us Ke Mohalle Mein Mobile Recharge Ki Shop Khol Li "Galib,

Yaha To Roz 1 Naya Shakhs Us Ke Number Pe 100 Ka Recharge Karwa JaaTA Hai.

👉Aaj kal aapke SMS aana bandh hai "wah wah",

Aaj kal aapke SMS aana bandh hai,

Khafa ho humse ya Balance kam hai.

👉Kal raat maine apne saare gum Aasman ko suna diye,

Aaj main to chup hu Par wo aasma subha se overacting kar raha hai!

👉Machhar ne aapko kata, ye uska junoon tha,

aapne khujli ki, ye aapka sukoon tha,

aapne machhar ko marna chaha,

lekin wo nahi mara,

kyon ki uski ragon mein aapka khoon tha.

👉Jholi Bhar Ke Pyar Bheju,

Dil Se Dil ka Sawaal Bheju,

Aata Nahi Aapka Koi Call Ya Sms,

Yaad Nahi Aati Hamari

Ya Yaaddasht Ke Liye Kaju, Badam Bheju.

👉JAb maine darwaza khola,

Aapki aankhon mein AANSU,

chehre par hansi thi,

Sanso mein AAHEN,

Dil me bebasi thi,

Pehle kyu nahi bataya,

Darwaze mein ungli phansi thi.

👉Wah re bakri teri bhi kya shaan hai,

Gaur farmaiyega,

wah re bAkri teri bhi kya shaan hai,

poonch ke nichey Hajmola ki dukan hai..

👉Laila ko majnu ka SMS nahi aaya,

laila ne 3din se khana nahi khaya,

Laila mar rahi thi majnu ke pyaar mein,

majnu baitha tha SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

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2022-06-20T23:23:00.008-07:00

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Its real

agar aap kahin ja rahe hain aur "Kaali Billi" aapke aage se guzar jaye to iska matlab hai ki

"Kaali Billi" bhi kahin ja rahi hai.

👉Challenge for you

ye kaam koi bhi nahi kar sakta

agar kare to main uske number par 500 rs ka recharge karaunga

kaam ye hai ke

mere number par 2000 ka recharge karvana hai..

👉Aapki kahani meri zubani

aapke pass dimag hai,

chalta nahi alag baat hai,

aap smart hain,

koi maanta nahi alag baat hai,

aap shareef hain,

lagte nahi alag baat hai,

aapke pass mobile hai,

msg nahi karte alag baat hai,

kaafi izzat hai aapki,

koi karta nahi alag baat hai,

aapki bezti ho rahi hai,

aap fir bhi hans rahe hain,

wo alag baat hai.

👉Chameli bhabhi ne chaat ki dukaan kholi.

dukaan kholte hi customer ki line lag gayi. kyo ?

kyoki board pe likha tha- 10 rupae mein chameli bhabhi ki chaat lo..

👉What is pyar ??

P - pagal hona

Y - yaadon mein khona

A - akele aur tanha hona

R - roz ka rona

isliye don't do pyaar only linemaar.

👉Waqil- Talaq karvane ke 10000 rs lagenge

Pati- pagal ho gaya kya.

panditji ne 101 rupay mein shaadi karvayi thi.

Waqil- dekh liya na saste ka natija..

👉Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai ??

select any number and i will tell you the person.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 plz reply mat karna

aapko koi 10 rs nahi deta jaan kaun dega..

👉Mobile company ke kisi salesman ko loose motion lag jaye to vo doctor ko kaise batayega?

Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal raha hai.

Ander se nayi nayi ringtones sunai deti hai.

Pet mein balance khatam ho gaya hai.

Thoda bhi recharge karta hoon toh 5 min mein khali ho jata hai.

Meharbani karke scheme band kardo..

👉Angrezo ka 1 month ka festival chal raha tha jisme wo non veg nhi khate.

Unke mohalle mein ek Indian rehta tha jo daily Chicken banakar khata tha.

Chicken ki khushboo se preshan hokar Angrezo ne Paadri se shikayat ki.

Paadri ne us Indian se kaha tum ''Christian'' dharm swikaar kar lo

Aur Indian maan gya,

To Paadri ne Indian par Holy water chhidakte huye kaha"You born as a "Hindu" now you are a"Christian"

Next day fir us Indian ke ghar se Chiken ki khushboo aayi to sab angrez uske ghar gye to dekha,

Indian Chicken par Holy Water chhidak raha tha aur kah raha tha,

"You born as "Chicken" but now you are "Potato".

👉India ke har aadmi ne agar mootra visarjan kar diya to

Pakistan Map se gayab ho jayega..

Waha pe Indian Sea Dikhega fir.

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1 machhar tufan me tha,

raste me 1 bada ped mila,

usse lipat gaya, jab tufan chala gaya to machar pasina pochte hue bola-agar aaj main nahi hota to ye ped gir hi jata.

👉Ek Pagal- Main is Mental Hospital mein naya hoon,

mujhe paglo ke guru se milna hai.

2nd Pagal- Ssshh...chup...! Aawaz mat karo guruji abhi msg padh rahe hain.

👉Ek cinema hall ka malik Gandhiji ka bada fan tha.

Isliye usne apne cinema hall ka naam rakha- GANDHI JI KI DHOTI.

Ab jab bhi koi nayi film lagti to paper mein ad aati-

Gandhiji ki dhoti mein HULCHUL,

Gandhiji ki dhoti mein AAG,

Gandhiji ki dhoti mein ANAKONDA,

Gandhiji ki dhoti mein KOI MIL GAYA,

Gandhiji ki dhoti mein KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI,

Gandhiji ki dhoti mein JANNAT,

Gandhiji ki dhoti mein HUNGAMA,

Gandhiji ki dhoti mein JALVA,

Gandhiji ki dhoti mein 3 IDIOTS.

👉Tongue twister of the day.

"Roti kha ke potti jaunga"

"Potti ja ke roti khaunga."

Repeat it 10 times.

Ek na ek baar to potti khaoge hi khaoge.

👉Ye joke padhoge to haste haste mar jaoge. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Isliye nahi bheja.

I care for you always.

👉Ek kanjus haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha.

WIFE- ye kya kar rahe ho?

KANJUS- dettol ki shishi foot gayi hai..

Aise hi thodi waste hone denge,

la teri bhi ungli kaat du.

👉Ravan ke sar:-10

Ankhein:-20

Nazar:- Sirf ek ladki sita par!!

Aajkal ke ladko ke sar:-1

Ankhein:-2

Nazar:-Har ladki par!!

Ab batao asli raavan kaun ??

👉Ek chuha tha:-

Battmeez saara msg hi kutar gaya nahi to itna kuch likha tha aapki tarif mein ke poocho hi mat.

👉Socho agar SMS receive karne ke paise lagte to..

socho??

kya hua?

nahi pata

Are TUM sab HAMARI wajah se ROAD pe aa jaate.

👉Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife

Servant picked up the phone.

Pappu: Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab ke sath kamre mein so rahi hai.

Pappu: Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing..

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kar bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.

Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number.

👉This fact, i realized just now, is so true:

"U know what?

Ba ba black sheep, Twinkle twinkle & ABCDEFG all have the same tune!

We were Dumb Kids.........." Lol..

and now don't start singing them to check this..

👉Somewhere Someone is surely made for you.! .

AND God has decided a perfect time to make you meet that person. .

Till then, . Enjoy your own "Settings"..

👉A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit.

As he tried it on, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets but to his surprise found none.

He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "You're a banker, right?"

The young man answered, "Yes, I am."

"Well, whoever heard of a banker put his hand in his own pocket?"

👉The Fast and Furious Childhood Moment..

When Guests Go Out Of The House..

& U run Like A 'ROCKET'

To Eat The Things That was Served 4 Dem.

👉Jobs in Punjab State Electricity Board.

Qualification: +2

Salary: Rs 20k

Work: Clean the electric wires with wet cloth.

👉Foreigner went 2 temple & saw ppl puting coin in box & praying

Foreigner: wow! How amazing Ppl are talking 2 God through coin phone without receiver!

Incredible India

👉MOSQUITO: Mom, i am going to movie.

MOM: Take care, there people clap & you may die.

MOSQUITO: No mom i am going 2 THE DIRTY PICTURE no claps..

All the hands will be busy.

👉When you feel lonely and think that nobody loves you,

nobody remembers you, nobody cares you.

Then sit in the corner, close your eyes and say 3 magical words

SAB KUTTE HAIN..

👉DEDICATED only TO U:

Touch your heart, U'll feel D Rythm of your Heartbeat..

Touch your head & U'll feel D Rhythm of an Empty pot Tin..Tin..Tidin

👉Honest Sister.

A little Smal Girl seen his bro girlfriend and Ask innocently..

Everyday you here to meet my brother, u dont have your own brother. . . ?

👉The Awesome moment

When you are telling A Joke but can't finish it

Because Your laughing too hard

Then friend says :

Dekh Pehle hans le ya bol le.

👉True Love Story:

Dog & mosquito were in Luv.

Mosquito kissed the dog,

Dog became emotional gave a Luv bite,

Mosquito died by rabies. Dog died by dengu.

Moral: Intercast luv is dangerous.

👉A lady calls man for repairing door bell.

Man doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.

Man replies, “I’m coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.

👉What is kiss?

Ans: In Maths= Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

In Physics = It is a process of charging human body.

In Computer = Kiss is local area network in which 2 bodies conneted without any data cable.

In Economics = Kiss is a process in which demand is always higher than supply.

👉Do you know the similarity between a rainbow and the Indian police ?

Well, both appear after the storm has abated.

👉What's the difference between Bono and Mick Jagger?

Bono is trying to throw his arms around the world and Mick Jagger is trying to throw his legs around the world.

👉It dosen't matter whether it's 10.10.10, 11.11.11 or 12.12.12..

Nothing can beat 36.24.36..

Think Hatke..

👉'End-of-D-World ' which was scheduled on 2012 Dec has been postponed to 3012 due 2 technical problems!

Plz co-operate & continue with Life.

👉Dear Americans,

Whenever some of you feel disturbed, depressed and lonely;

please don't use your bullets to kill little

children.

Please come over to India, we have enough rapists, sadists and molesters to be killed.

And we have no guns and guts to kill them!!

👉HOW TO KILL A LION

--------------- ---------

Manmohan Singh Method:

The lion roars.

Stay mute.

The lion roars louder. Stay mute.

Let this happen for infinite times.

Lion dies of frustration.

Theek hai?

Akbaruddin Owaisi Method:

The lion roars.

Brag that you're such a human who can knock him down in 5 secs if the cage is removed.

Lion dies of excessive laughter causing multiple organ failure.

Mohan Bhagwat Method:

The lion roars.

Tell him that lions only roar in jungles, but not in jungles.

Ask him to get out of jungle and come to jungle and to learn sanskar.

The lion dies of confusion.

Asaram Bapu Method:

The lion roars.

Tell him 'Hello bhaiya'.

The lion dies of unbearable humiliation and degradation of his species.

👉Earthquake Of 10.8 r Scale Has Hit South America..!!

Tsunami Of 200mt Recorded In Japan..!!

Volcanic Eruptions In Europe & America..!!

Thats What I'm Seeing In The Movie 2012..!!

👉21-12-2012. If you think that today is the last day of the world,

give me your cash, property and all other assets as you wont be requiring them anyhow.

👉Dear Hurricanes Earthquakes, Tsunamis and Floods.

It isn't 21st December yet, right?

Please buy a calendar.

Sincerely, Humans.

👉1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window to see the moon & stars.

2014 Kids : I want my bed near the mobile charging slot..

👉The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is usually to say...

that, "I'm not upon WhatsApp".

👉A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl!

He kicks the dog, it dies!

Newspapers report "LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

Man says i'm not American

Report changed "Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"

Man says: Actually I'm Pakistani

Breaking News: "Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which was playing with a girl"

👉As soon as your phone battery is at 1%

and you also are running towards the phone charger like-.

"Mere saath reh bhaai..

aankhein band mat karna..

tujhe main kuch nhi hone dunga! ".

👉When i asked myself how to handle life?

My room gave me the right answer -

Roof explained: Aim high

Fan Stated: Be awesome

Clock explained: Value time

Calendar explained: Be informed

Wallet explained: Save today for long term

Mirror explained: observe yourself

Wall explained: Share other peoples load

Windows said: Expand the perspective

Floor explained: Always be as a result of earth..

I then looked @ my own bed

In addition to he explained: chaddar taan ke soja....

sab moh maya hai..

👉At a traffic signal in India

Green- Go

Yellow-Go faster

Red-Look around for the cop and then go faster.

👉Many many happy returns of D day!!

U thought dat I wud have 4gtten dis but i remember

Today World Mental's day

U Naughty,

where's d party?

👉"SUNDAY" ka kaam!

S- Sote Raho.

U- Utho mat.

N- Nahao mat.

D- Din mein TV dekho.

A- Araam karo

Y- Ya fir humein sms karo!

"HAPPY SUNDAY"!

So Enjoy it.

👉Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km

Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km

Ground Floor to 15th Floor =15 floors...

15th Floor to Ground Floor =15 floors.

Monday to "SUNDAY" = 7 days

"SUNDAY" to Monday = "1 day"

This is cheating !!

Cheating Cheating

Cheating...

👉"Smiling is the best medicine..

But . if you're smiling without any reason,

you need medicine.

👉Dream makes everything possible,

Hope makes everything work,

Love makes everything beautiful,

Smile makes all the above..

So always Brush your Teeth.

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Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai ?

To jaldi

Chain kholo

fir

haath andar dalo,

bas fir

bag se book nikalo aur padhai karo..

👉Rikshe par baithi ladki boli- riksha dhire chala mera Dood uchhal raha hai.

Rikhsewala- BRA nahi pehni ho kya?

Ladki- arey mere dibbe ka dudh chalak raha hai.

👉20 saal pehle

1 samosa 50 paise ka

1 call 7 rs ka tha

or aaj

1 call 50 paise ka aur

samosa 7 rs ka hai

MORAL-MEHNGAI NAHI BADI BAS KIMTE IDHAR KI UDHAR HO GYI HAIN..

👉An old rich man married a young girl.

Media ne girl se puchha, Aapne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha?

Girl-Ek to inki

"in-come"

aur dusre inke

"din-come"!

👉3 aadmi picnic par gaye vahan jaa kar unhe yaad aya ke PEPSI to ghar bhul gaye,

decide kiya ke sab se chota aadmi ja kar PEPSI le aye,

CHOTA AADMI- main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge,

dono ne kaha thik hai,

2 din guzar gaye, chota aadmi nahi aya,

dono ne socha ke ab samosa kha lena chahiye, jaise hi samosa uthaya chota aadmi ped ke peeche se nikal kar bola,

aisa karoge to main nahi jaunga..

👉Salwar kameez wali ladki ko patate samay Sawdhan!!

Baba Ramdev bhi ho sakte hain.

Janhit mein jaari..

👉Hamare yahan fata, tuta, naya, purana, accha, kharab, taaza, basi, sabhi parkar ke SMS swikaar kiya jaate hain. Bhejte rahe.

Note:- Hamari dusri koi branch nahi hai.

👉Dharmraj khusre nu- Apna hisab do ke duniya mein kya karke aye ho??

Khusra- Saanu de ke ki bhejya si jehda hun hisaab mangda...!!

👉Ek aadmi ko raste mein pathar mila,

uspe likha tha pathar ko palat lo, "kuch ban jaoge"

jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf likha tha, "Chutiya ban gaya."

👉RAM aur RAAVAN ladai kar rahe the.

RAAVAN : chal ram, byee.

RAM : Kyun ? dar gaya kya ?

RAAVAN : nhi. 5 baj gaye hain.

mujhe POKEMON dekhna hai..

👉"Agar China ke paas Great wall hai..

Toh

INDIA ke paas bhi KEJRIWAL hai.."

👉Pappu Mount Everest Pe gaya.

3 Baba Baithe the Aur Tambaku Ragad Rahe the.

Pappu- Baba Ye Kya hai?

Baba- Masala..

Pappu- oh Teri, Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho.

👉1. Jab Hair shampoo Bottle Khatam ho jaaye to usme Pani daalo ek baar aur employ karlo

2. Toothpaste ko tab tak employ karo jab tak usko pura nichod naa nikal jaye

3. Ghar mein show off mein Cina Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k liye employ karo

4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai,

par Rare metal k premiums ki bahut chinta hai apne ko

5. TELEVISION SET ke remote ko zor zor se dabayenge,

usse thokenge, par usme nayi battery power nai lagayenge

6. Kisi ne Dinner party mein receive kiya ho to uss din,

din bhar kuch nai khaayenge,

taki waha get together mein jee bhar ke kha sake

7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye toh use night outfit bana lo,

jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye toh Holi mein employ karo,

Aur fir usska Pocha bana lo

8. Dominos waale se extra Ketchup, or Chilli maango taki usse baad mein ghar mein employ kar sake

Aur Sabse Essential

9. Pani Puri Khaane ke baad,

no cost Sukha Puri apna Haq hai...

Proud being Indian..

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PREMI:A bewafa tune dil jala diya, dil jalakar raakh kar diya

PREMIKA:Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,

bhej de "RAAKH" bartan majne ke kaam aayegi.

👉Aasman jitna Neela hai

Wah.wah.

Sunflower jitna Peela hai -Wah.wah.

Pani jitna gila hai.

Wah.wah. . .

Aapka..

Screw utna hi dhila hai.

Ab bolo wah wah.

👉Love by rikshawala. Arz hai

dil jala raha hu,

kismat azma raha hu,

dil jala raha hu,

kismat azma raha hu,

khub ghumaya us bewafa ko bike pe isliye aj riksha chala raha hu.

👉Mandir Se Roj Nai Chappal Pehan Kar Aate Ho,

Muft Ka Prasad Bhi Zeb Bhar Kar Late Ho,

Aapko Apne Hunar Ki Kasam,

Batao Mere SMS Kitno Ko Bhej Kar Naam kamate ho?

👉zamin pe wo hamara naam likhte hain, mitate hai.

zamin pe wo hamara naam likhte hain, mitate hai.

unka to timepass ho jata hai,

kambkhat mitti mein hum mil jate hai.

👉aRz kiya hai..

kuch deR vo humein dekhkaR muskuRate Rahe

wah wah. . .

kuch deR vo humein dekhkaR muskuRate Rahe

thodi deR baad meRa v haasa nikal geya.

👉Dimag jiska ICE

jivan uska NICE

dil jiska PURE

safalta mile SURE

nazar jiski CLEAR

wo bane sabka DEAR

example: Main Hoon Na

👉Bahut sweet hain wo jise hum chahte hain,

har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hain,

dil tarasta hai use pane ko,

kya aapka dil nahi karta,

DAIRY MILK khane ko..

👉1 jaam wafa k naam

1 jaam ulfat k naam

1 jaam mohabbat k naam

1 jaam dushamano k naam

Aur POORI BOTAL aapke naam.!

aur botal ka naam

MILK BADAAM..

👉Hum guzre unki gali se ajib itefaaq tha,

hum guzre unki gali se ajib itefaaq tha,

unhone feka humpe PHOOL lekin GAMLA bhi saath tha.

👉Bhojpuri msg for you.

Tuhaar chehra phulwa ke samaan,

tuhaar hasna phulwa ke samaan,

tuhar naak, kaan, baal sab phulwa ke samaan,

aur phulwa hamaar bhainswa ke samaan.

ha...ha...ha...

👉Summer sms-

Aa gayi garmi khao baraf ke gole,

aa gayi garmi khao baraf ke gole,

jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole

ole ole ole..

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CHINTI Auto mein baithi aur 1 pair bahar rakha.

Driver-Mam pair andar rakho.

CHINTI-Nahi, raste mein HATHI mile to LAAT maarni hai,

kal saala aankh maar ke gya tha.

👉Door door gaon mein jab raat ko bacha nahi sota hai to uski maa kehti hai soja beta soja warna ? ?

dusra kaise hoga.

👉Ek electric taar ko dusre electric taar se pyar ho jata hai.

To aap is pyar ko kya naam denge.

Sochiye

Nahi pata,

Arey

Current Affair.

👉AAP ki TARIF Mein Chaar Line Pesh kar Rahe Hain,

Umid Hai Aapko wo Pasand AaYegi.

___________

Gin lijiye puri hain.

👉U * ** ****

U R ** ****

U R S* *****

U R SO *****

U R SO ****T

U R SO ***ET

U R SO **EET

"U R SO DHEET"

msg karne nahi hote aur tareefe chahiye.

👉Khuda Se Scooter Manga to Bike Mili,

Ghar Manga To flat Mila,

Phone Manga To Mobile Mila,

2 Lac Manga To Apka Adress Mila

To Kab Lene Aau?

Smile Mat Do

Time Do.

👉Young generation ko sabse zyada tension kab hoti hai?

Exams ke time?

Nahi

Tab hoti hai jab wo so kar uthe aur unka mobile mummy ke paas ho..

👉1 Ladki Fauj mein bharti huyi Frend ne pucha,

kaisi Life hai waha ?

Ladki : Khak Life! Sara Din "YES-SIR" karne mein aur Sari Raat "Bas-SIR" karne mein nikal jati hai.

👉Police: Jab wo tumhara rape kar raha tha to tumne use roka kyu nahi?

ladki: Rokti kaise mere hath mein mehndi jo thi.

Police: Agli bar kab mehndi lagaogi..?

👉Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ladkiya Dekhna Chahte Hain?

Then,

"DONATE YOUR EYES"

Kambakhton ko Social Msg bhi Intersting Banakar Bhejna Padta hai.!

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Machar ne aadmi ko din main kaat liya.

Aadmi:-tum to raat mein kaat te ho, din mein kyon kaata?

Machar:-Ghar ke halat kharab hain "OVER TIME" kar raha hu..

👉Ek Jungle Mein Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke 1Chuha Aya Or Bola

Bhai, Nasha Chhod Do, Aao Mere saath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.

Cheeta Chuhe Ke saath Chal Dia.

Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.

Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi yahi sab Kaha, Haati Bhi saath Chal diya.

Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.

Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi kaha. Sher Ne Glass Rakha Or Chuhe Ko 5 Jhapad Mare.

Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?

Sher- Iss saale Ne Kal bhi bhang pi ke Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mein Ghumaya tha !!

👉1 GIRL Park Mein Bench Pe Baithi Thi

BHIKHARI-Darling, I LOV U

GIRL-IDIOT, Main Waisi Ladki Nahi Hu.

BHIKHARI-Phir Tum Mere BED Par kYa kar Rahi

Ho..

👉1st baby-"Mere papa bahut darpok hain".

2nd baby-"WHY?

1st baby- "Jab bhi road cross karte hain,

Meri ungli pakad lete hai aur kehte hai chhorna matt.

👉Ek Aadmi 1st time plane mein baitha jaise hi plane ka tyre upar utha,

Aadmi pilot ko maarne laga aur bola: Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu aur tu stunt maar raha hai.?

👉1waqt tha ke duniya ke saare log apne kaam-kaj chod ke mere msg padhte the..

____

( ._.)

<) )\_

_//

Masha allah!

Aj bhi Wahi rutba kayam hai..! WAH

👉><((:> ><(((:>

><(((:>

><((:> ><(((:>

><(((:>

thodi Machhliyan Bhej Rahe Hain, kyunki mujhe pata Hai ki.

"Aapka DIL Dariya hai"

tairti rahengi..

👉Ek aadmi apni saliyo ke liye chudiya le ke gaya..

Saliyo ne kaha jijaji aap hi pehna do na..

Aadmi: oye Rabba, pehle pata hota to bra le ke aata!

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Bapu Ne Kaha-Izzat Karni Ho To Wife Ki Karo,

Khayal Rakhna Ho To Wife Ka Rakho,

Pyar Karna Ho To Wife Se Karo,

Magar Wife Kiski?

Ye To Bataya Hi Nahi!

Naughty Bapu..

👉Tantrik aadmi se- "Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai..."

Aadmi- "Baba, main thapad mar dunga jo meri biwi ke bare mein kuch kaha to...!

👉A Mouse was running very fast in jungle.

FOX asked him "why are you running?

CHUHA bola "SHER KI BIWI kO KISI NE CHED DIYA

aur kamino ne NAAM mera laga diya..

👉Happy chuha Day

Aapki nazar mein jo sabse bada chuha/chuhiya ho use ye msg bhejo.

Maine to bhej diya hai,

Ab mujhe bhej kar chhachundaro wali harkat mat karna.

👉AMERICA 2 INDIA : "India kitna Garib Hai.

INDIA replied:- Beta..!! Tumara Desh Jitna OIL Khata Hai na Utna To Shanivar Ko hum SHANI MAHARAJ Ko Chada Dete Hain.

👉American: hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Indian: kamaal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

👉Que: 2 din tak lagatar barsat kyon nahi ho sakti?

Ans. Kyon ki bich mein raat bhi to hoti hai..

Bhagwan kasam bachpan se intelligent hu par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya..

👉Maan lo aap bus mein kahi ja rahi ho,

Aapke pet mein zabardast gas ban gayi hai,

Itefaak se gaana bhi bahut zor se baj raha hai,

aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne bhi bade smart tarike se gaane ki dhun mein dhun milaate hue bham kar diya aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala.

But jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rahe hain,

Aur achanaak aapko yaad aaya.. ki..

Gaana to aap apne earphone par sun rahe the..

👉Colgate se daant saf karne ka,

Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,

Babul se fresh karne ka,

AGAR PHIR BHI SAFED AUR CHAMAKDAR NA HO TO Bindaas HARPIC USE KARNE KA.

👉Mujhe to khud ki value tab pata chalti hai,

Jab customer care wale kehte hain-

"Aap ka call hamare liye important hai ,

kripya line par bane rahe''.

👉Baap: Mere 4 bachche hain-

1st MBA

2nd MCA

3rd PHD

4th Chor hai

Friend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nahi ?

Baap: Wohi to kamata hai, baaki sab berozgar hain..

👉Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal ke Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki,

Aur Bachay se Kaha:

“Kya Tumary Parents ko Maloom hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?”

BACHA (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye):

“Mohtarma!”

“Kya Aapke Shohar Ko Maloom hai Ke Aap Kisi ghair mard se baat kar rahi hain.

👉Pappu ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello ji ye Radio station hai?

R.J: Haan.

Pappu: Meri aawaz pura shehar sun raha hai?

R.J: Haan

Pappu: Yaani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sun rahi hai wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..???

R.J Ghusse se: Haaan..

Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi ho to jaldi se Motor chala do...!

Mein yahan ooper chhat par Bathroom mein hoon aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!

👉Height of ultimate bezzati!!!

Baarish mein bus stop pe log bus ka intezaar mein khade the,

ek bhikari aya

sab se paise liye or taxi mein baith ke chala gaya.

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The worst part of DHOOM 3 is not necessarily Abhishek Bachchan

not even Uday Chopra..

But Its Action and Stunts...!!!

👉Breaking News:

Vidya Balan's bra to be nominated for best supporting character in the movie "Dirty Picture"!

👉After watching Trailor of movie "Ranjhanaa"

I think, Whenever Dhanush appears in the movie,

they should display

"This is the Hero of the movie" message on the screen !!

👉Himesh Reshamiya was way ahead of 12-12-12

he gave the world.

13-13-13 suroor.

👉God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year..

Since he's been gathering thebest with Him..

Cast: Dev Anand, Rajesh Khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara Singh

Director: Yash Chopra

Singer: Jagjit Singh

Comedian: Jaspal Bhatti

Godfather: Balasaheb Thackeray

Producer & Financer: Ponty Chadha

And recently the Villian: Kasab

👉The ones who liked JTHJ are human beings..

The ones who didn't, are being humans..

👉Bhag Milkha Bhag is an inspirational movie for this generation,

and especially because Petrol Prices are rising every month.

👉Instead of DHOOM 3,

they could very easily have named the movie

'Aamir and 2 Idiots'.

That would possibly be better..

👉Whos aamir khan???

The guy who cant walk in a thick pipe in the motion picture ISHQ,

is riding a motorcycle in dat same pipe.

👉Dear Deepika..

U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.

U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.

U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.

Plz join Congress.. & Save India.

👉Earthquake of 10.8 rscale has hit south america..

Tsunami of 200 meter recorded in japan..

volcanic eruptions in europe & America..

Thats what I am watching in the movie "2012"..

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Dhoom-3 Deleted scene:

In first scene John & Hrithik tell Amir :-

"yaar Bindaas chori kar,

Ye Jai and Ali aajtak kisi ko nahi pakad paye hain."

👉1)Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR

2)Mohabbatein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR

3)Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR

4)Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR

5)Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: KI BIWI SE PYAAR

6)Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR

7)Pardes: PYAAR

8)Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR

8)Main Hoon na: INSTRUCTOR SE PYAAR

10)Veer Zaara: Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar,

woh bhi Pakistani

11)Chennai Express: DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..

Note - SRK teaches us the best way to manage risky love extramarital affairs..!!!

Arre haan, risky se yaad aaya,

The many risky love is...

12)Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar..

👉Bikini pahenke Zeenat Aman sings : Kya dekhte ho

Firoz Khan : Surat tumhari

👉"WANTED"

Ek Bar Jo Maine "SMS" Karna Shuru Kar Diya To uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta?

"DABBANG "

Hum tumhare mobile mein itne SMS karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare.

"READY"

duniya mein tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:

i, me, and myself..

"BODY-GUARD"

Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe resend mat karna.

👉Alia Bhatt- Papa yeh IPL man of the match prizes are cool na.

Mahesh- Yes beta

Alia- But Papa itne bade cheque kaunsi coffer mein drop karte hain.

👉Mallika Sherawat ko Mixer chalate dekh,

Naukar bola: Madam, aap juice bana rahi ho kya?

Mallika: Nahi re, 1-2 din ke hi kapde the,

toh socha issi mein dho dalun!

👉Ashiqui 2 mein Ladki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai,

Real Life mein 10% bhi utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye..

👉Paisa kamaana sirf Daayein ya Baayein hath ka khel hai..

Example : Vicky Donor.

👉Munna Bhai : sarkit Mujhe 1 Nurse Se Pyar Ho gaya hai Letter Mein kya Likhu?

Sarkit: Simple Bhai Likhna-DEAR Sister I LOVE U Tumhara Munna Bhai.

👉::"Singham"::

Humne aapko yaad kiya

ABHI K ABHI,

Or aapko sms bhi kiya

ABHI K ABHI,

hum aapko yaad karein to aapka sms zarur aana chahiye

ABHI K ABHI,

Qki kuch bhi karne ka lekin..

"mera" ego hurt nahi karne ka.

Aali re aali

atta tuji bari aali.

Jaldi SMS Bhejo

Warna

Maji Satkel..

👉Ek village mein aaj bhi films ka advt. cycle rickshaw se announce hota hai..

Ek din kuch aisa announce ho raha tha..

Film ka naam - "bade ghar ki beti..."

"bade ghar ki beti ka mazaa lijiye,

din mein chaar baar,

9 se 12, 12 se 3, 3 se 6 aur raat 9 se 12.. baje tak...

Aage ka 10 rupaye, peeche ka 20 rupaye.."

👉Lines said by kapil Sharma about Dhoom 3

Bande hai ye kiske,

Kisne diya inko itna zor,

Chappal se dhoyege inko,

Agar banaya dhoom 4..

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True meanings of love

»»» If you love her because of her eyes, lips or body, it is not "Love" it is "LUST"

»»» If it is because of her intelligence or insight about life,

it is not "Love", its" ADMIRATION"

»»» If its because she cries every time you try to leave her, it is not "Love" it is "PITY"

»»» If its because she makes you forget to study and sleep, it is not "Love" it is" INFATUATION"

»»» LOVE is,

When you do not know why you seem to be attracted to a person...

»»» Love is when the heart sees what's invisible to the eyes...

»»» Love is when you really can't explain how you feel about her to her, but you can Explain it to yourself...

»»» Love has its reason and that reason is UNKNOWN "!!!

👉Why the night is so lonely,

why the luck is so unfaithful,

people always grievance about that,

you are always love that person whom you want to forget.

👉Just Imagine The Moment:-

If a small cute BABY touches your face and laughs when u go near..

If Ur Loved Ones Hug U Tightly & Say I Love u..

If someone appreciates your beauty and talents..

If Ur Close Friend Says 'Tat You r My Best Friend'..

If u r In a Sea Shore Wit Your beloved, He/She Holds Ur Hands tightly n Lays On Your Shoulder & Say 'u r a Valuable Gift In My Life'..

Let all your imaginations come true..

👉''No one in the world

is born for you,

but you can make someone to live for you"

Live the life such a way

that others love to live for you..

👉If you think of someone to share your happiness,

you love that person a lot

& If you think of someone in tears to melt your pain,

that person loves you a lot..

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