Ever Green SMSs

Love Definition by USA, UK, Indian Students

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Sat, 28 Aug 2021 06:33:00 +0000

IEE Paper Question :-What is love and explain in details ? ( 20 marks)

Answer:

USA's Student

Answer: Love is life.

(marks : 5 out of 20 )

UK's Student

Answer : Love is pain.

( marks : 5 out of 20 )

UAE's Student

Answer : Love Khuda hai.

( marks : 5 out of 20 )

Indian Student

Answer :

Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:

1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:

Usually occurs in teenagers but nowdays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:

Tension

Daydreaming

Insomnia

Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:

Diary

Photos

Mobile

- TREATMENT:

Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe

Mother's Sandal......

(marks 20 out of 20 )

Excellent !!

Khatarnak Biwi

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Sat, 28 Aug 2021 06:28:00 +0000

Biwi: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana....!

Bechara pati : Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Biwi : He bhagwan,

Mere baap ko tumhare jaisa hi Soordas milna tha.

Mujhe pata tha..!

Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!

Kaamchor ho..!

Nikamme ho....!

Gadhe ho.....!

Ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!

Bas bahaane banaate ho..!

Jindagi mey kuch to kam karo...!

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

Husband shocked..!

Behen Ko Romantic SMS Bhej Rha Hai

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Sat, 28 Aug 2021 06:23:00 +0000

Mere 1 Friend Ne Mere Phone Se Meri GF Ka Number Chura Liya!

.Friend : Toh Fir..

Boy : Paagal Kal Se Apni Hi Behen Ko Romantic SMS Bhej Rha Hai

Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Sat, 28 Aug 2021 06:16:00 +0000

A Rabbit Runs, Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 100 yrs.

Moral:

Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well

Self Control, so not addicted to study

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Sat, 28 Aug 2021 06:07:00 +0000

People drink & smoke for few days & get addicted to it ....!

I'm studying since nursery

But still not addicted to studying

This is called 'self control'

Funny Leave Applications from Famous Companies - Murdering English Language

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Thu, 05 Aug 2021 10:20:00 +0000

Infosys, Bangalore:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,please sanction me one-week leave."

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Oracle, Bangalore:

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

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Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."

________________________________

Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:

Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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A leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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A leave letter to a headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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Another letter written to a headmaster:

"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

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Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."

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Actual application for leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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Letter writing:

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Thu, 05 Aug 2021 10:07:00 +0000

A foreigner to Indian Husband : Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead ?

Indian replied : Because they Record everything...

Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that....... 'This conversation will be recorded for Internal Training and Quality purpose And can Be used against you even after 30 years"

Marriage Bureau Registration

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Thu, 05 Aug 2021 09:53:00 +0000

A man went to the marriage bureau to register the date.

Office was closed. Message on Notice Board.

Office closed between 1 pm to 3 pm... "Kindly use this time to think again"

Why Ambulance is White

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:14:00 +0000

Teacher- Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color?

Science Student :

AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder,

Oxygen is a gas.

GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD.

FOOD is source of VITAMINS.

We get Vitamin-D from SUN.

SUN produces LIGHT.

LIGHT comes from bulbs.

Small BULBS are used 2

decorate CHRISTMAS tree.

CHRISTMAS means GIFTS.

GIFTS r given by SANTA.

SANTA lives in NORTH POLE.

NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS.

POLAR BEARS r WHITE. .

That's Y ambulance is WHITE :P

Moral: Don't Play with engineers grin emoticon

Tomorrow I'll tell u why sky is blue!! :)

A heart touching poem by an ENGINEERING student

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:10:00 +0000

If I die in exam zone,

Box me up and send me home...

Put my papers on my chest,

and tell my mom i did my best...

And tell my dad not to bow,

He will not get tension from me now...

Tell my bro study perfectly,

Keys of my bike will be his permanently...

Tell my sis don't be upset,

Her bro will not rise after this sunset...

Don't tell my friends they are hearties,

and start to ask for parties....

Tell my LOVE not to CRY,

"COZ" I am Engineer BORN TO DIE....!!!

Biscuit wale ka love letter

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:03:00 +0000

Dear Marie,

Today is GoodDay

U have Krack Jacked my Little Heart.

Now I am in 50-50 position.

Please don't play hide & seek.

Tumhara Tiger

Formal and Funny Wedding Invitation to Office Colleague

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Thu, 08 Apr 2021 10:35:00 +0000

Hello Team,

As an important part of my everyday life, please accept this invitation to my upcoming
wedding at Ambala on 9th April.

I welcome you to join the ceremony from my heart and soul. I hope with presence of (Company Name) family my happiness would be doubled.

I will wait for you all to come before my wedding day, so that we can enjoy my last day of independence . Most important..... so that, I will be having time to introduce you all to my family.. "Mitahi bhi to deni haiii ".

There will be DJ night , Jagoo program , dinner but sorry no drinks.. , just normal water....

Dorry worry about the stay.. all will be done and if there will be any issue searching for the place then feel free to call me or my parents. And if required, before leaving I will create a map for you guys.. ..

I will wait for you all...

P.S : Married couples are requested to come along with their spouse and kids..

Nak(Nose) Vi Leak Da

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 05:12:00 +0000

A Bhola in London talking to a Dr about her sick child...

"My kaka is ill ek week da. Na eat da, na sleep da , bas weep da te cheek da, nale nak vi leak da

Indian Bride Dancing On Stage

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 04:59:00 +0000

Indian Bride Dancing On Stage

Bride Dancing While Arriving on Stage

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 04:57:00 +0000

Bride Dancing While Arriving on Stage

Punjabis Short Forms

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 08:46:00 +0000

Punjabis Short Forms

19th Feb Valentine Day

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Fri, 09 Oct 2020 11:24:00 +0000

I confess that I will love everyone whom I meet till I fall in love with someone 𝨗

Love is Sharing Single Pair Of Artificial Teeth Set

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Fri, 09 Oct 2020 10:51:00 +0000

An old couple visited a hotel for celebrating Valentine Day

The waiter took the order

Firstly the lady had a portion of food and then the man starts eating his food.

The waiter was surprised and said, THIS IS CALLED LOVE

Sharing food and plate :)

Man and old lady heard him saying and said ' No dear that is not love, love is sharing a single pair of artificial teeth set and not wasting money to but a duplicate one 🤣

Karza loota do

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Fri, 09 Oct 2020 10:30:00 +0000

Intezar karke pak chuke hai..

Udhari de de ke thak chuke hai..

Ab to karza loota do mang mang ke bikhari ban chuke hai..

If a boy confesses his love but not taking interest in marrying the girl

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Fri, 09 Oct 2020 09:25:00 +0000

Love is not enough to get married!! a job, a good amount of earning is also required as love will not fill your tummy :)

Take time, have a talk

Is it OK to leave family for a girl who is from lower caste but in love with you?

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Fri, 09 Oct 2020 09:21:00 +0000

Love implies to love no matter what the caste is :)

If your family loves you then they will accept your love for the girl you love, no matter what the caste is.. and if the girl loves you then she will not ask you to leave your family who loves you

I can't feel attachment with any person no matter how much they love me what to do

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Fri, 09 Oct 2020 09:16:00 +0000

If you can't feel attached then at least care for the persons who love you.

Love is a feeling which can't be generated or you will be started loving someone on my response or if someone asks you to do!! Just go away from the persons who love you a lot, after some time you will get a feeling that how much you are attached to the persons who love you, how much they care for you, and how much you miss their care.

Confuse People in Two Ways

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Fri, 09 Oct 2020 07:21:00 +0000

You can confuse people in two ways.

Firstly with this hair and secondly... See More.

Kya baat hai!!

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Tue, 25 Aug 2020 10:21:00 +0000

Why Should I?

noreply@blogger.com (Kamal) — Tue, 25 Aug 2020 09:40:00 +0000