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रक्षाबंधन

2023-08-30T00:14:00.001+05:30

जो पर्यंत माझ्या शरीरात प्राण आहेत तोपर्यंत मी तुझे रक्षण करतच राहणार. माझ्या आयुष्यातील तुझे स्थान शब्दात सांगणे कठीण आहे.

रक्षाबंधनाच्या खूप खूप शुभेच्छा.

मकर संक्रांति की मिठास भरी शुभकामनाएं...

2019-01-15T07:45:00.001+05:30

सर्द सी थी सुबह अब तक, कुछ गुनगुनी हुई
ऊंघती सी लगती थी ओस, अब चमकीली हुई
मिठास तो पहले भी थी इस गुड़ और तिली में
जाने क्या है बात है आज कुछ ज्यादा अपनी सी हुई।
मकर संक्रांति की मिठास भरी शुभकामनाएं...

यही तो थी आरजू....

2019-01-15T07:21:00.001+05:30

देखो तो कैसी छायी है मन में उमंग
आसमां में हवा के साथ कैसे डोलती है पतंग
सौंधी सी हो चली है अब हवाओं की खुशबू
मकर संक्रांति पर आपको बधाई की ही तो थी आरजू।
Happy Sankranti 2019

Baap Ka Paisa !

2011-10-24T14:58:00.000+05:30

Que: Why Do We See "Maa Ka Aashirwad"
Written On Trucks ..??

Bcoz

... ... ...

Mercedez, CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually The Result 0F
"Baap Ka Paisa" ;-)

Pehchan !

2011-10-24T14:56:00.000+05:30

Chehre ki muskaan ban jata hai koi,
Dil ki dhadkan ban jata hai koi.
Kaise jiyen unke bin,
Jab zindagi jeene ki pehchaan ban jata hai koi....:)

Diwali Wishes .

2011-10-23T22:29:00.001+05:30

May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.

Happy Diwali.

2011-10-23T22:25:00.002+05:30

Diyo Ki Roshni,

Rangoli Ki Bahar,

Patako ki Dhoom,

Apno ka Pyar,

Laxmi ka Aagman,

Aur Khushiyo ka Tyohar,

Mubarak ho Aapko,

Diwali ka Tyohar !

Kasam Tumhari.

2011-07-16T15:04:00.000+05:30

Badalna aata nahi humko mausamo ki tarah

Har ek roop main tera intezar karte hain

Na tum sameet sakogi jise qayamat tak

Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

Paani.

2011-07-16T15:01:00.000+05:30

Ab ke sawan main paani barsa bahut,

Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut,

Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,

Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

Life !

2011-06-28T22:48:00.000+05:30

We may easily forget the people with whom we laughed and enjoyed. But, We cant forget those people with whom We cried and shared our feelings.

Being Human !

2011-06-28T22:44:00.000+05:30

Its human tendency to run behind people whom we love and neglect the ones who love us bcoz We r sure we'll never loss them ..strange bt true !!!

Good Evening.

2011-06-28T22:42:00.000+05:30

Give laugh to all but smile to ONE.

Give love to all but heart to ONE.

Give life to all but live for ONE..

Have a cool evening.

प्रणाम.

2011-04-14T09:12:00.000+05:30

महामानवाला १२० व्या जयंतीदिनी शत शत प्रणाम.

Nav Varsha Shubheccha !

2011-04-03T23:36:00.000+05:30

Shrikhand Puri,

Reshmi Gudi,

Limba che Pan,

Nav Varsha jaao chhan. Amchya sarvanchya tarphe hardik shoobhecha.

*Happy Gudi Padwa.*

Gudi Padva SMS

2011-04-03T23:34:00.000+05:30

"New"day

"New"morning

"New"hopes

"New"plans

"New"success

"New"feelings

"New"joys

Wishing u & Ur family a "Happy" & wonderful "GUDI PADVA"

The Only Place where FOOD is Cheap in India.

2011-03-02T22:26:00.000+05:30

Tea Rs.1.00

Soup Rs.5.50

Dal Rs.1.50

Meals Rs.2.00

Chappathi Rs.1.00

Chicken Rs.24.50

Dosa Rs.4.00

Veg Biriyani Rs.8.00

Fish Rs.13.00

This is actual price list.

These items are meant for "POOR PEOPLE" & is available at Indian Parliament Canteen.

The salary of those poor people is Rs.80000 per Month!! PLUS HEFTY BONUS IN SCAMS....

Please forward to all Indians (this all money comes from our pocket, TAXES WE PAY)

Rajnikant & Revenge !!!

2011-02-08T11:00:00.001+05:30

Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Rajanikanth can do anything.

2011-02-07T21:44:00.000+05:30

Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

Rajanikant & Violin.

2011-02-01T08:00:00.001+05:30

Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.

Rajanikant doesn't breath !

2011-01-31T08:00:00.001+05:30

Rajanikant doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

Thought for Today.

2011-01-23T08:00:00.001+05:30

Worry doesn't take the problems out of tomorrow, It takes the strength out of today.

Smile more, Worry Less.

Recipe of New Age.

2011-01-22T07:16:00.000+05:30

Butter Chicken Banane ke liye aapko chahiye:-

Chicken - 1 Kg.,

Tamatar - 5 piece,

Mirch Masala - 1 Spoon,

Namak - Swad Anusar,

Pyaz -

Aukaat Anusaar!

Takleef !

2011-01-22T07:13:00.000+05:30

7 Cheezain Jab Khatam Ho jati Hai

To Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai.

1. Muhabbat

2. Rishta

3. Petrol

4. DOSTI

5. SCHOOL LIFE

6. PAISA

AUR..

7. Toilet me pani.

New Year.

2011-01-01T12:31:00.000+05:30

Accept my simple gift of wishes, Wrapped with SINCERITY,Tied with CARE & Sealed with BLESSINGS for PEACE & PROSPERITY in this New Year. Have a GREAT 2011.

New Year Wishes.

2011-01-01T12:28:00.000+05:30

My wishes for 2011

12Months of HAPPINES
52Wks of FUN
365Days of SUCCESS
8760Hrs GUD HEALTH
525600Mins of GUD LUCK

31536000 Seconds ful of joy Happy NewYear.