TECH REVIEW

Real Managers.

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:32:00 PST

A team of Managers were given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.
The Managers got out to the flagpole with ladders and tapes.
They were falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole
thing was just a mess.
An Engineer came along that way and seen what they were trying to do, then walked
over, pulled the flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end
to end, gave the measurement to one of the managers and walked away.
After the Engineer had gone, one manager turned to another, laughed and said,
"See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the length !!!"
Moral: "No matter what good you do, your Managers always find faults in you".

ugg boots

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:14:00 PST

Shoes are for summer and boots are for not for winter only but for all seasons; thus the old adage used to go in some places. It is really true sometime I feel. Of course there is no denying of the fact that boots are essential in icy winter season. So let this winter groom you and your loved ones with boots. And amongst the boots, the Ugg boots; as there is highly discounted ugg boot sale going on currently at UGG –MALL or their online store: www.ugg-mall.com/. Theugg needs no introduction as boot brand. They are known all over the world for quality, durability and being fashionable and trendy. You don’t need to go anywhere to buy their boots. Just log into their site and find the boots on the site with price tags. Give your buy order on the site itself and also pay there. They have excellent customer service to deliver the boots at your door steps within shortest possible time.

Line of Communication

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:42:00 PST

Engineer to Team Leader: “We can’t do this proposed project. It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this system. And above that, no body in our company knows the formulation in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it, they can’t. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never take these types of projects.”

Team Leader to Project Manager: “This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don’t have any staff that has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a project of this nature.”

Project Manager to General Manager: “This project involves a design change in the system and we don’t have much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we might be able to do the project but we would need more time than usual to complete it.”

General Manager to Vice President: “This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who have worked in this area and others who know the implementation language. So they can train other people. In my personal opinion we should take this project, but with caution.”

Vice President to CEO: “This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in remodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some people have already given in house training in this area to other staff members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us under any circumstances.”

CEO to Client: “This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this project successfully and well within the given time frame.”

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EXCELLENT THOUGHT PROCESS!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:08:00 PST

CEO's (of J.P Morgan) Fantastic reply to a Pretty Girl

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden(? ), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks & are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
Awesome reply:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...
signed,
CEO
J.P. Morgan

Hidden Meanings of Words Used by Women , Leaked !!

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:07:00 PST

TEN WORDS WOMEN USE
1.Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up(that is when fine is sort of a question... fine ?).... or it might mean... she is not at all fine with the crap you are talking(when fine is a statement.... fine!!).

2· Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. However,five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3· Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4· Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5· Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement of women misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6· That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7· Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

8· Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying' I 'm least bothered ' !

9· Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

10· Forget : She tells you to forget means that she will remember it and raise it at the appropriate time.

Racism!!!... Tommy Hilfiger and on British Airways

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:07:00 PST

Read this disturbing facts of life.

Racism!!!... Tommy Hilfiger and on British Airways

Well done Oprah and British Airways.

TWO TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM
1) I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show
Where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he was accused of saying were true.

Statements like'...'If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I wish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upper class white people'
His answer to Oprah was a simple 'YES'.

Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show.
My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger.
Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put
Him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the
ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. BOYCOTT.
PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW.

Then send it to the whole community that's not white people and see the result.
We have to see the result of unity.
Let's find out if Non-whites really play such a small part in the world. Stop buying any range of their (Tommy H etc) product, perfume, cosmetics,
clothes, bags, etc.,

2) Scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg and London .

A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess...
'Madam, what is the matter,' the hostess asked. '
You obviously do not see it then?' she responded. '
You placed me next to a black man.
I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group.
Give me an alternative seat.

'Be calm please,' the hostess replied.
'Almost all the places on this Flight is taken.
I will go to see if another place is available.' The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later.

'Madam, Just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is a seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.'

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: 'It is not Usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.'

She turned to the black guy, and said, 'Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,
please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.'

At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.
Both the above are true stories. If You are against racism, please send this message to all your friends;

Missing Husband Report

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:06:00 PST

Missing Husband Report

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

Lady:       I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height
Lady:       I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Lady:       Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Lady:       Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Lady:       Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing
Lady:       Suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him..????
Lady:       Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain,
            height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair,
            his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks,
            wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes
            non veg food, we eat together, we jog together….
            And the lady started crying…..
Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first..!!!!

ATTITUDE IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:05:00 PST

1 . ATTITUDE IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT....... .

SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES , MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.

2. EVERY ONE KNOWS ABOUT ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WHO INVENTED THE TELEPHONE, BUT HE NEVER MADE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY. BECAUSE, HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE DEAF. THAT'S LIFE " LIVE FOR OTHERS " .
3. THE   WORST IN LIFE IS "ATTACHMENT " IT HURTS WHEN YOU LOSE IT. THE   BEST THING IN LIFE IS " LONELINESS " BECAUSE IT TEACHES YOU EVERYTHING AND, WHEN YOU LOSE IT, YOU GET EVERYTHING.
4. WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT ANY DOUBT....... ....... AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF   THE TWO : EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A   VERY GOOD PERSON .

5. WHY WE HAVE SO MANY PLACES OF WORSHIP   , IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ? A   WISE MAN SAID : AIR   IS EVERYWHERE , BUT   WE   STILL NEED A FAN   TO FEEL IT

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:01:00 PST

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
2 . Overeating=2 0
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our 20 body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.
6 . Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest.. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells..
7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.
9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.
10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain

The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3 . Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil.
As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is20very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.
We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to 'schedule.'

The top five cancer-causing foods are:
1.. Hot Dogs

Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer Prevention Coalition advises that children eat no more than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can't live without hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate.
2. Processed meats and Bacon

Also high in the same sodium nitrates found in hot dogs, bacon, and other processed meats raise the risk of heart disease. The saturated fat in bacon also contributes to cancer.
3. Doughnuts

Doughnuts are cancer-causing double trouble. First, they are made with white flour, sugar, and hydrogenated oils, then fried at high temperatures. Doughnuts, says Adams , may be the worst food you can possibly eat to raise your risk of cancer.
4. French fries

Like doughnuts, French fries are made with hydrogenated oils and then fried at high temperatures. They also contain cancer- causing acryl amides which occur during the frying process. They should be called cancer fries, not French fries, said Adams .
5. Chips, crackers, and cookies

All are usually made with white flour and sugar. Even the ones whose labels claim to be free of trans-fats generally contain small amounts of trans-fats.

USED vs LOVED

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:06:00 PST

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 years old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father..... with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions...... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'. The next day that man.. committed suicide. . . Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life & remember this: Things are to be used and people are to be loved. The problem in today's world is that people are used while things are loved. Let's try always to keep this thought in mind: Things are to be used, People are to be loved. Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character; Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder.. I hope you have a good day no matter what problems you may face it's the only day you'll have before it's over.

Be a master in scrabble......

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:01:00 PST

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.. DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

NOKIA Charger exchange program

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:42:00 PST

Nokia has announced an exchange program for a limited number of Nokia-branded chargers manufactured by a third party supplier. We have determined that the plastic covers of the affected chargers could come loose and separate, exposing the charger’s internal components and potentially posing an electric shock hazard if certain internal components are touched while the charger is plugged into a live socket.
While we are not aware of any incidents or injuries related to the affected chargers, as a precautionary measure, we will exchange affected charger models free-of-charge.

For Details : http://tech2.in.com/india/news/mobile-phone-accessories/nokia-initiates-charger-exchange-program-for-nokia-7210-users/94432/0

To verify : http://chargerexchange.nokia.com/chargerexchange/en/

Free Article Submission Service

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:40:00 PST

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Now INDIA is Richest Country

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:02:00 PST

Right now, India is the richest country in the world ! Wondering how? It's really amazing.
(1) It's due to Mr. G Vaidyaraj, who donated all his wealth, about which he actually did not know.
He is a descendent of Raja Krishnadev Raya from Mysore district.
For the last 300 years or so, three stones were worshipped in his house.But nobody tried to see what it was, except this person, who is a
lawyer by profession. One day, when there was nobody in his house, he took the stone out to see what it was that they worship.
Due to the dust deposited on it, from many many years, it looked only like a simple stone.
But when he touched it, some portion of the stone was cleansed.
And he saw a bright ray of light.
He saw something which attracted his attention. And he was amazed when he cleaned all of them.The whole room was filled with light.
He discovered they were diamonds of about 4600 carats each.
He informed the Govt. of India and the news is censored with its security.
It's now deposited in a Swiss Bank.
The cost of single diamond exceeds the GDP of USA + UK .
Even World Bank does not have enough money to buy it.
India can buy virtually 7 developing nations.
One diamond costs thrice the debt of World Bank over India .
One such diamond can buy 10 Bill Gates to you.
And the World Bank has proposed the Indian Govt. that it can pay India in Installment if it wishes to do so.
India 's GDP is 34.25 billion dollars.
Bill Gates property is 95 billion dollars approximate so that is the way 'nature changes'.
Our Prime Minister has refused to sell it.
He said it will be sold or mortgaged for credit when we need it. Otherwise right now we have no problems.
You can go through Times of India with a small column on it a week ago.
Star TV presented a 115 min documentary on it about 15 days ago.
The Hindu with its half page article in it.
After that it was censored as classified.
(2) Another good news is that in the Desert of Thar a deposit of Oil and
Natural gas have been found.. This stores what Kuwait has in its stomach.
India can go with this ONGC energy reserve with another 30 years.
And moreover it can export it to other counties.
It's incredible!! But true.
(3) An Indian boy in his 12th standard has disproved Einstein's 'Theory of Relativity'.
Shocked? Read on...
Sudarshan Reddy has theoretically proven the existence of a sub-atomic particle, which can travel at speed greater than that of light, thereby challenging one of the fundamental postulates of the 'Theory of Relativity'.
In his recent research paper submitted to the Institute of Advanced Physics (IAP) at Trieste ( Italy ), Sudarshan has proved the existence of a class of sub-atomic particles called leptons', which can travel faster than light.
The international physics community is shocked by this discovery.
Dr.Massimo Martelli, President of the IAP has this to say about the paper submitted by Sudarshan. 'After long, careful and critical analysis, I can confidently say that Sudarshan's research papers show tremendous leap in our understanding of physics. His investigation
mounts up on 'leptons'... His work builds substantially on the work of Einstein and others in the field of relativity.'
When physicists from Princeton University tried to measure Sudarshan's IQ with an IQ-meter (at the American Embassy in Delhi ), the meter broke down.
Sudarshan, incidentally, is the brother of Madhu Reddy, the Indian whiz kid who developed an operating system superior to Microsoft Windows.
We should all be very proud of these boys.

VLC Media Player 1.0.3 Final

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:59:00 PST

VLC Media Player 1.0.3 Final
VLC (initially VideoLAN Client) is a highly portable multi-platform multimedia player for various audio and video formats (MPEG-1, MPEG-2, MPEG-4, DivX, mp3, Ogg, OGM, MOV, wma, wmv...) as well as DVDs, VCDs, and various streaming protocols.
The VideoLAN project targets multimedia streaming of MPEG-1, MPEG-2, MPEG-4 and DivX files, DVDs, digital satellite channels, digital terrestial television channels and live videos on a high-bandwidth IPv4 or IPv6 network in unicast or multicast under many OSes.
VideoLAN also features a cross-platform multimedia player, VLC, which can be used to read the stream from the network or display video read locally on the computer under all GNU/Linux flavours, all BSD flavours, Windows, Mac OS X, BeOS, Solaris, QNX, Familiar Linux...
Features in VLC (VideoLAN Client) :
â€¢ Rewrite of the playlist (tree structure, input preparsing ...)
â€¢ Preferences improvements
â€¢ XML parsers
â€¢ Client-side SSL/TLS support
â€¢ Massive Matroska improvements
â€¢ Support for SOCKS proxy
â€¢ Support for Shoutcast Meta-data
â€¢ Support for (HE-)AAC raw-audio streams
â€¢ TiVo demuxer
â€¢ Samba (Windows shares) access module
â€¢ Dirac decoder and encoder
â€¢ PNG decoder/encoder
â€¢ Support for Apple Lossless Audio Codec
â€¢ Services discovery modules (brand new SAP module, HAL discovery, DAAP (iTunes shares), shoutcast)
â€¢ Support for 20/24 bits LPCM
â€¢ Video snapshot support (png or jpg)
â€¢ Image file video output (png)
â€¢ Mosaic (picture-in-picture system)
â€¢ Pocket PC port
â€¢ Brand new Internet Explorer ActiveX plugin

http://hotfile.com/dl/16500875/b08b889/vlc-1.0.3-win32.exe.html

Kaspersky Internet Security 2010 9.0.0.736 / 65.80M Free

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:58:00 PST

Kaspersky Internet Security 2010 9.0.0.736 / 65.80M Free
Kaspersky Internet Security technological prototype represents a new generation platform for creating applications specifically designated for complex protection of personal computers and workstations. Uniting the substantially improved functional abilities of version 5.0, Kaspersky Lab protection products with the latest technological innovations introduced by the company the Kaspersky Internet Security solution secures the most effective and complete protection of a computer from all sorts of electronic threats - malicious programs, hacker attacs and spam.
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Hiren's BootCD 10.0

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:57:00 PST

i m not responsible for all

Hiren's Boot CD is a boot CD containing various diagnostic programs such as partitioning agents, system performance benchmarks, disk cloning and imaging tools, data recovery tools, MBR tools, BIOS tools, and many others for fixing various computer problems. It is a Bootable CD; thus, it can be useful even if the primary operating system cannot be booted.
Hiren's Boot CD has an extensive list of software. Utilities with similar functionality on the CD are grouped together and seem redundant; however, they present choices through UI's differences and options in what they can do.
Hiren's BootCD - All in one Dos Bootable CD which has all these utilities:: Partition Tools, Disk Clone Tools, Antivirus Tools, Recovery Tools, Testing Tools, Hard Disk Tools etc.
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Hiren's BootCD 10.0
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+InfraRecorder 0.50
-ExpressBurn
+TestDisk for windows
+PhotoRec for windows
+Virtual Floppy Drive 2.1
+HxD 1.7.7.0
+FastCopy 1.99r4
+Angry IP Scanner 2.21
+TCPView 2.54
+OpenedFilesView 1.40
+ProcessActivityView 1.10
+RegScanner 1.77
+USBDeview 1.42
+Streams 1.56
+RemoveWGA 1.2
+RRT - Remove Restrictions Tool 3.0
Intel Matrix Storage Driver iastore.sys 8.9.0.1023 (Minixp)
PE Network Manager 0.45 (Minixp)
Security Tab (Minixp)
Pointsec Filter driver (Minixp)
Double Driver 2.1
GetDataBack 4.0
EASEUS Partition Master 4.0.1
TrueCrypt 6.2a
HDD Regenerator 1.71
Recuva 1.29.429
Unstoppable Copier 4.2
IsMyLcdOK (Monitor Test) 1.02
Samsung The Drive Diagnostic Utility (ESTOOL) 3.00g
IBM/Hitachi Drive Fitness Test 4.15
HDD Scan 3.2
System Analyser 5.3w
Astra 5.43
HWiNFO 5.3.0
CPU Identification utility 1.17
PC Wizard 2009.1.90
SIW 2009-07-28
CPU-Z 1.52
ProduKey 1.36
Wireless Key View 1.27
Content Advisor Password Remover 1.01
MessenPass 1.26
CCleaner 2.23.993
CurrPorts 1.66
Autoruns 9.53
Ultimate Windows Tweaker 2.0
Xp-AntiSpy 3.97.4 beta
ShellExView 1.40
Kaspersky Virus Removal Tool 7.0.0.290 (2908)
Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware 1.40 (2908)
SpywareBlaster 4.2 (2908)
SmitFraudFix 2.423
PCI 32 Sniffer 1.4 (2908)
PCI and AGP info Tool (2908)
Unknown Devices 1.2 (2908)
ComboFix (2908)
Spybot - Search & Destroy 1.6.2 (2908)
SuperAntispyware 4.27 (2908)
http://hotfile.com/dl/15980740/a68e1eb/Hiren_s_BootCD_v10.0__9Down.COM.rar.html

TuneUP.Utilities.2010.Incl.Serial.WinAll-iND

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:37:00 PST

http://hotfile.com/dl/16361423/7165895/tuu2010.rar.html

Windows Server 2003 10 in 1

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:35:00 PST

The Windows Server 2003 family builds on the proven reliability, scalability, and manageability of Windows 2000 Server while improving essential services. Now with enhanced security and better performance, the Windows Server 2003 family offers the best server infrastructure for increasing IT efficiency, developing applications quickly, and enhancing productivity.
This release includes both corporate (VLK) and Retail versions of:
Microsoft Windows Server 2003, Enterprise Edition (32-Bit)
Microsoft Windows Server 2003, Datacenter Edition (32-Bit)
Microsoft Windows Server 2003, Small Business Edition CD1
Microsoft Windows Server 2003, Standard Edition
Microsoft Windows Server 2003, Web Edition
INSTALL:
Use an ISO program such as powerISO or UltraISO, etc
Burn it to a CD or DVD
the boot from it!
And that is it!
No keys are required for they are automatically inserted when you pick from the list.
The keys are in the "readme" file just incase. =)
Size : 698 MB
http://rapidshare.com/files/301291517/Win.Server.2003.10.in.1.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/301293402/Win.Server.2003.10.in.1.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/301291998/Win.Server.2003.10.in.1.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/301291408/Win.Server.2003.10.in.1.part4.rar
http://sharingmatrix.com/file/559504/Win.Server.2003.10.in.1.part1.rar
http://sharingmatrix.com/file/559506/Win.Server.2003.10.in.1.part2.rar
http://sharingmatrix.com/file/559509/Win.Server.2003.10.in.1.part3.rar
http://sharingmatrix.com/file/559511/Win.Server.2003.10.in.1.part4.rar

Use cryptload software to download from rapidshare and any other one click hoster
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Avira AntiVir Premium 9.0.0.447

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:31:00 PST

Avira AntiVir Premium reliably protects you against all threats from viruses, worms, trojans, rootkits, phishings, adware, spyware, bots, and dangerous “drive-by” downloads. Best detection rates and top-class security with several updates every day.
Advanced protection: Includes basic antivirus protection PLUS: email protection (POP3) , AntiPhishing, AntiSpyware, AntiAdware and more.
With real-time on-access scanning, profile-based on-demand scans and scheduling of full system scanning and updates it offers premium protection. It includes a POP3 based MailScanner that scans emails before they are stored on your machine. With a user-friendly control center, quarantine management, fast performance and world leading detection rates the Avira AntiVir Premium provides essential protection for your PC.
AntiVir Personal offers effective protection against computer viruses for the individual and private use on a single PC-workstation. It detects and removes viruses and includes an Internet-Update Wizard for easy updating. The built in resident Virus Guard serves to monitor file movements automatically, for example when downloading files from the Internet. Heuristic scanning protects Protection against previously unknown macro viruses. Even though viruses have now grown very numerous, one thing hasn't changed: our commitment to provide you with all-round protection. The reliability of AntiVir is demonstrated in numerous comparison test and references featured in independent trade journals.
Features:

Premium Protection:
* AntiVir
* AntiAd/Spyware
* AntiPhishing
* AntiRootkit
* AntiDrive-by
* AntiBot
* EmailScanner
* WebGuard
* RescueSystem
Premium functions:
• Protection against viruses, worms and Trojans
• Protection against expensive dialers
• Detects and deletes rootkits
• NEW: Raised scan speed
• NEW: Redesigned visual appearance
• Protection against phishing
• Protection against spyware
• Special protection against email viruses (POP 3)
• Fast updates through Premium Server
• 5 Euro donation to Auerbach Foundation
• Protection against annoying adware
• NEW: System to create a Rescue-CD
Operating system: Windows 2000 (SP 4 recommended) / Windows XP and XP 64 Bit (SP 2 recommended) / Windows Vista 32 Bit and 64 Bit
Size : 34.3 MB
http://rapidshare.com/files/301411544/Avira.AntiVir.Premium.9.0.0.447.rar
Or
http://sharingmatrix.com/file/561207/Avira.AntiVir.Premium.9.0.0.447.rar
Or
http://uploadbox.com/files/1F8foIGn44

Panda Global Protection 2010 3.01.00

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:26:00 PST

Panda Global Protection offers you powerful tools to fight against viruses, spyware, rootkits, hackers, online fraud, identity theft and all other Internet threats.
The anti-spam engine will keep your inbox free from junk mail while the Parental Control feature ensures your children can use the Web safely. You can also back up important files (documents, music, photos, etc.) to a CD/DVD or online and restore them in case of accidental loss or damage.
A complete computer protection solution that will enable you to secure your data and keep it safe from external threats.
Here are some key features of "Panda Global Protection":
· Anti-Malware Engine
· Automatically detects and eliminates viruses, spyware, Trojans, rootkits, bots and other malware before they infect your computer.
· Scans files in real-time and on-demand.
· Scans emails before they reach your inbox, regardless of your email program.
· Scans Internet traffic regardless of your browser type.
· Scans Instant Messaging traffic in MSN Messenger, Windows Live Messenger, Yahoo Messenger and AOL.
· Removes all traces of clutter left by spyware on your PC.
· Advanced Proactive Protection
· Technologies from Panda Security are widely recognized as the most effective against new and unknown malware.
· Genetic Heuristic Engine combines advanced algorithms to detect new variants of the most dangerous malware families.
· TruPrevent Technologies 2.0 silently analyze the behavior of programs, blocking those that try to damage your PC. This last line of defence blocks zero-day targeted attacks and terminates any malicious activity that has evaded traditional protection systems.
· Personal Firewall
· Protects you against Internet-borne worms and hacker attacks.
· Smart auto-configuration allows good programs to run while blocking malicious ones.
· Shields your PC from hackers on the Web.
· Wireless Monitor protects your wireless network from intruders.
· Intrusion prevention blocks known and unknown hacker attacks and vulnerability exploits.
· Identity Theft Protection
· Anti-Phishing Filter
· Recognizes fraudulent email and protects you from scams while you shop, bank or pay bills online.
· Anti-Banking Trojan Engine
· Detects the most dangerous identity theft malware used by cyber-criminals to steal banking credentials. Specialized heuristics and generic detection techniques ensure maximum protection for online transactions.
· Anti-Rootkit Technology
· Detects and removes silently-installed rootkits used by malware or hackers to evade traditional antivirus products.
· Safe Internet Browsing
· Anti-Spam Filter
· Keeps your inbox free from junk mail. With the new spam engine detection rates are now over 97%, ensuring uninterrupted service and delivering the emails you really need.
· Parental Control
· Lets your children browse the Internet safely by blocking access to violent, adult, or racist content, as well as other inappropriate websites. From the solution’s control panel –and regardless of the browser type- you can assign predefined filters (child, adolescent, employee…) to users or customize filter rules according to your specific needs.
· Web Filter
· Lets you use the Internet safely without the risk of infections, vulnerability exploits, browser hijacking or phishing websites.By analyzing website content, links and Web reputation scores, Panda Security provides protection against all types of Web-based malware and scams.
· Personal Information Filter
· Prevents theft from your PC of credit card numbers, social security numbers and any other personal information you define.
· PC Optimization
· Backup & Restore
· Safeguards your most important files against accidental loss or damage. It prevents loss of important documents either unintentionally, or through hard disk problems or other accidents. Backup and restoration from hard drive, CD, DVD, other external media or online are both extremely simple and easy.
· Premium Online Backup
· To safeguard your most important files and have access to them anytime, anywhere. Backing up your most important files online ensures the integrity of your information regardless of what happens to your PC. This ultimate safety layer provides 2 gigabytes of free, secure storage for one year.
· Tune Up
· Automatically finds and fixes problems in your PC and keeps your system running smoothly. It optimizes your PC performance by removing unnecessary registry entries, deleting temporary files and speeding up your hard disk.
Requirements:
· Processor: Pentium 300 MHz or faster
· RAM: 128 MB without TruPrevent Technologies, 512 MB with TruPrevent Technologies (1 GB recommended)
· Hard Disk: 275 MB free space
· MS Internet Explorer 6.0
· CD-ROM drive
Size : 60 MB

http://rapidshare.com/files/301253730/Panda.Global.Protection.2010.3.01.00.rar
Or
http://sharingmatrix.com/file/557160/Panda.Global.Protection.2010.3.01.00.rar
Or
http://uploadbox.com/files/xSc8C9Gl3P

WinXP SP3 (DELL Edition)

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:48:00 PST

WinXP SP3 (DELL OEM) | 615MB

This is an exact copy of my bootable Dell OEM disk that just I just ordered as a replacement for my scratched reinstallation disk, as shown in the photo. It is a PERFECT copy of Dell Windows OEM XP PRO SP3, 32Bit, and nothing has been added or removed. ON DELL COMPUTERS, it does not need a key during installation or after and it is self activating >>> A TRUE DELL OEM COPY. The image was made with ImgBurn 2.4.4.

You must perform a clean install with this disk.

This is a Dell OEM version of Windows XP PRO SP3, 32Bit. No serial or activation is needed on Dell Computers. You may have problems installing this on PC’s that have SATA HDD’s.

You will be able get all Windows Updates without the need of a ..... or patch. You will also be able to use all Microsoft software that requires the WGA check and valid serial verification. You can always use one of the numerous "key finders" available to find your actual "key" after installation. It is the Dell OEM XP Pro bulk key.

Use ImgBurn, CDburnerXP, Nero, UltraISO, Daemon Tools, etc., to burn the ISO to DVD. I prefer ImgBurn to ensure high quality, file integrity and bootability with its "Verify" function during the burn process.

Download

Hotfile

http://hotfile.com/dl/13026653/4e7e8da/16-DELLOEM.part1.rar.html

http://hotfile.com/dl/13026716/8e29235/16-DELLOEM.part2.rar.html

http://hotfile.com/dl/13026793/ab9889e/16-DELLOEM.part3.rar.html

http://hotfile.com/dl/13026831/4d5578d/16-DELLOEM.part4.rar.html

http://hotfile.com/dl/13026888/32c8e40/16-DELLOEM.part5.rar.html

http://hotfile.com/dl/13026945/dff8121/16-DELLOEM.part6.rar.html

LINKS ARE INTERCHANGABLE. IT MEANS YOU CAN DOWNLOAD ANY PART FROM ANY SERVER AND LATER EXTRACT IT. NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

Window 7 Final (Released on 22/10/2009)

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:47:00 PST

Window 7 Final (Released on 22/10/2009)

This is Version that I have when Microsoft released Window 7 on 22/10/2009
Download it as fast as possible or it will be remove by reporting of Microsoft Corp.

Ultimate 64 bit 3.2 GB

Ultimate 32 bit 2.5 GB

Enterprise 32 bit 2.2 GB

Enterprise 64 bit 2.97 GB

Window 7 Professional 64 bit 3 GB

Microsoft Windows 7 All Versions X86/x64 + Activator

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:46:00 PST

Microsoft Windows 7 All Versions X86/x64 + Activator

On DVD There are eleven edition of Windows 7 + activator
At the beginning of the installation you can choose which version you want to install

- Starter (x86)
- Home Basic (x86)
- Home Premium (x86)
- Professional (x86)
- Enterprise (x86)
- Ultimate (x86)
- Home Basic (x64)
- Home Premium (x64)
- Professional (x64)
- Enterprise (x64)
- Ultimate (x64)
HowTo:
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Extract Files
Burn Image to DVD
Boot from DVD
Install without giving the serial

IP Anonymous Surfing Tool -16in1- [2009] (AIO)

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:45:00 PST

IP Anonymous Surfing Tool -16in1- [2009] (AIO)

Includes:
01 #1 Anonymous Proxy List Verifier 1.1
02 Anonimity 4 Proxy 2.8
03 Charon 0.6
04 Get Anonymous 2.1
05 Ghost Surf Platinum 2007
06 Hide ip Platinum 3.42
07 Hide The Ip 2.1.1
08 Invisible Browsing 5
09 IP Switcher Professional 1.01.12.0
10 Multi Proxy v1.2
11 Net Conceal Anonymity Shield 5.2.059.02
12 Proxy Switcher Standard 3.7.2.3913
13 Proxy grab 0.6
14 proxy way extra v3.2
15 Smart Proxy Helper 1.5
16 Steganos Internet Anonym 2006 v8.0.1
and more..........

&nb sp; Download :

http://hotfile.com/dl/15906986/e621058/IA-AIO-MG-26-10-9.rar.html

Gujju .... on a lighter side please..... [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:51:52 PDT

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I’ll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.” An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.” The teacher said, “Sorry Alan, that’s not correct.” Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.” The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.

Super joke...... [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:03:11 PDT

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.

When a Guy Truly in Love... [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:29:21 PDT

** When a guy really falls in love and becomes faithful to his beloved, his change in his character will really shock everyone around him… ** ** His egoist heart will uncompromisingly soften when he willingly gives his heart to the lady he falls in love with… **

Tips to make your girlfriend happy [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:05:42 PDT

. Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy. 2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead.

7 Ways To Flirt Using Your Body [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:24:24 PDT

Your interest can be conveyed without even saying a word. Flirting. The birds and the bees do it. The old and the young do it. Some of the best flirting can be done without even saying a word. Body language is a sure-fire way to convey your interest or lack thereof in a perspective date. Some of the little things happen unconsciously and may be so slight that they go unnoticed by anyone else. Some body language is calculated and done with the deliberation of flirting.

Kissing Techniques [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:19:56 PDT

Triumverat Kiss between the eyes, on the tip of the nose, and then on the lips. Top and Bottom Kiss the top lip, then the bottom lip, then both. Lickable Lips Run the tip of your tongue along your partner’s lips. Earlobecstacy

Girls are really LUCKY! [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:14:27 PDT

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. 3. We never ejaculate prematurely. 4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 5. When we buy a vibrator it’s glamorous. When men buy a blow-up doll, it’s pathetic.

Getting Ready For A Date In 30 Minutes [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:23:59 PDT

After rushing home from work or school on Friday evening, we all feel tired and drained from the week’s efforts.

5 Things Your Man Wants [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:15:31 PDT

All too often after being together a while, the home fires start to dwindle and we find ourselves whining and pining for more loving. What is the remedy in this situation? There are no magic bullets, but before you throw in the towel, try a few of these techniques to arouse his interest.

What Women Need to know: The Man's Point of View [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:27:05 PDT

* Do take the initiative instead of expecting him to always be the aggressor. * DO loosen up your inhibitions.

Beauty of Women! [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:14:56 PDT

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

Funny facts about women [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:19:52 PDT

Women can talk longer with less effort than can men. That has been proved repeatedly. Why? Because the vocal cords of women are shorter than those of men and so release less air through them to carry the sound. It’s all a matter of breathing.

To all the girls.. [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:03:17 PDT

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

This is really something relevant from tech support [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 23:08:53 PDT

Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from GIRLFRIEND 5.0 to WIFE 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

BSNL all set to step into market with 3G [del.icio.us]

abhiroop85 — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:21:24 PDT

Now it is turn for BSNL to step into market with 3G iphone after Vodafone and Airtel . Within 2 months of its global launch here in India it is not attracting a mass for its high price ,but now it is turn for BSNL to make it popular.