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DABANGG 2 TRAILER RELEASED !!!!

2012-11-11T11:53:00.004-08:00

BADASS UNLEASHED

The theatrical trailer of Salman Khan's much awaited Dabangg 2 is finally released

pls do tell us whateva u think abt the movie as seen from the trailers ...good , bad or ugly :)

JAB TAK HAIN JAAN POTSHOTS

2012-11-11T10:57:00.002-08:00

JAB TAK HAI KOODADAAN

"MUJHE SAANS AAYI...MUJHE SAANS AAYI....MUJHE SAANS AAYI "

The dog shown in this picture is Aamir Khan's pet and you can guess the name.....

SUSHMITA SEN GETTING MARRIED ??

2012-11-10T14:46:00.000-08:00

BUSHMITA HEN

(Actually confused ...hen or crow ??)

Yeah guys , we heard it right .....Former Miss Universe Sushmita Sen is finally getting married next year after raising her two adopted kids .

May be she's going through reverse phases of life ..

Took retirement from the movies long ago as Salman banned her from the movies

Adopted the kids as she was getting bored and suffering from Post Traumatic Relationship Stress Disorder (PTRSD) ...

Started having affairs (may be it was to hog the limelight)

With Vikram Bhatt

With Randeep Hooda

And now she wants to get married

P.S. She wants to do it in Christian style,alike in fairy tales, followed by the traditional Indian style

Lets hope she finds a right guy to marry and live happily after the marriage :)

DIED LAUGHING WHILE WATCHING THIS SCENE !!!!

2012-11-09T16:45:00.000-08:00

LOL...

CHECK OUT THE FIRST LOOK OF DABANGG -2

2012-11-09T08:56:00.000-08:00

BACK WITH DA - BANGG-2 !!!!!!!!!!

JIYO JEE BHAR KE !!!

Guys check out the first look of Superstar Salman Khan 's sequel to the 2010 blockbuster

HIS SECOND PAIR OF EYES ......

BHAIYYA JI SMILE !!!!


*MUJHPAR KOI EHSAAN NAA KARNA !!*

As usual, the movie stars the superstar and Sonakshi Sinha but the villian has been replaced by the fatso Prakash Raj.

TOUGH GUYS

GETTING THE "FAT" PAY .....

The story of the movie is set in the city of Kanpur,U.P. and gonna release around Christmas.

BADASS

Bollywood Hotties Kareena Kapoor and Malaika Arora Khan will be seen doing item number in the movie ...

Lets wish the movie a grand success guys !!!

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KATRINA KAIF LITTERING THE HOLY SHRINE !!!!

2012-11-07T11:25:00.000-08:00

ITS DA FARTRINA SHIT !!!!!!

"Actors use all the means to make their movie hit...even if its a shit !!! "

Bollywood firangan Katrina Kaif pays a visit to the holy shrine of Ajmer Dargah, Rajasthan to pray for her forthcoming movie 'JAB TAK HAI JAAN' starring Shah Rukh Khan opposite her.

Stills from the movie :

FIRST LOOK OF RACE -2 RELEASED !!!

2012-11-05T12:26:00.002-08:00

Guys check out the first look of Saif Ali Khan Kapoor starrer RACE-2

what d ya guys think - hit or flop ???

BOLLYWOOD'S GOAT SRK TURNS 47 .....

2012-11-03T16:09:00.002-07:00

SUPERSTARS' SUPERFARTS

Born on 2nd November, 1965.

Was completely broke in Delhi...

Wanted to enter the big, bad world of BOLLYWOOD

Has slept with many film directors in the beginning to bag roles (Viveck Vaswani and Karan Johar being the prominent ones)...

Also fucked many top actresses in the industry and kept it as secret...

'KEEP' IT AS A SECRET...SHOULDN'T WE ??

His relations with the underworld are known to us (they call him hakla )

CHHOTA SHAKEEL

Net worth being over 2,500 crores...

Amassed a great deal of black money to build his palatial bungalow at Bandstand,Mumbai

Invested the black in the IPL and Ra.One

RA.ONE DIRECTOR CAUGHT IN STING OPERATION

Fixed the finals of the last season of IPL

Taught the country how to smoke and die of cancer....

Above the law in the country.....if you know what i mean....

GANDHI FAMILY WITH SRK

Lets wish him a great year ahead guys ....

WHAT, KATRINA'S SISTER ISABELLE ...AGAIN ???

2012-10-30T07:06:00.000-07:00

THE HAIRY DIARIES

Pornstar Isabelle Kaif is being launched by the internationally slapped ANIL KAPOOR in his production ,COMING HOME, with his feminine son ,Harshvardhan Kapoor .

WHAT AN IDIOTIC COMBINATION

Isabelle is Bollywood hottie Katrina Kaif's sister...

God knows what Jhakaas actor saw in her. May be, he's planned to become the next Shakti Kapoor of the industry after his hopeless ,declinig career !!!!!

HIS FATE IN MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL

NAIL THE BASTARD !!!!!!

The screenplay, which has the working title Coming Home, has been written by Erica Stair Reddy and Melanie Easton, from Erica and Melanie Productions.

you have or not, dat is the question....

Isabellle Kaif generated much controversy for his sister as her porn clips were leaked ......threatening Katrina's career.

Lets wish her a good luck for her career..

EXCLUSIVE : MIKA PAAJI STORMING WASHINGTON !!!!

2012-10-29T10:02:00.003-07:00

चक दे मिका !!!!!!

Bollywood Pop singer MIKA SINGH taking the NRI's at Washington dc by storm through his breakthrough performances.....

EXCLUSIVE : AAMIR KHAN'S PICS @ HAJ

2012-10-29T09:43:00.000-07:00

PERFECTIONIST AT THE HAJ

Check out Perfectionist Aamir Khan's exclusive pictures at the holy shrine of MECCA !!!!!

With His Ammi

PERFECTIONIST WITH THE ARAB SHEIKH

HIGH PROFILE MEETING

CHAKRAVYUH BOX OFFICE COLLECTIONS

2012-10-29T07:54:00.000-07:00

CHAKRAVYUH OR "FUCKREVIEW"?????

Check out the National Box Office Collections for the movie CHAKRAVYUH dis weekend ....

CIRCUIT NBOC(INR IN CRORES)

MUMBAI 3.97

DELHI,UP 2.23

EAST PUNJAB 0.89

CP 0.67

CI 0.65

RAJASTHAN 0.65

NIZAM 0.63

MYSORE 0.46

WEST BENGAL 0.47

BIHAR

JHARKHAND 0.20

ASSAM 0.10

ORISSA 0.06

TAMILNADU 0.09

KARNATAKA

TOTAL 10.87

BOX OFFICE PERFORMANCE

Disastrous ...

DAFUQ IS KIM DOING ??

2012-10-28T14:51:00.001-07:00

LATEST PICS

KIM KARDASHIAN WITH RAPPER- BEAU KANYE WEST

BOLLYWOOD RESHUFFLED !!!!!!

2012-10-28T13:13:00.002-07:00

JUST IMAGINE !!!!!!!

Lets see what happpens if reshuffling happens in Bollywood....

1. THE SUPERSTAR

2. BEST ACTOR(MALE)

THE MANGO PEOPLE

3. BEST ACTOR(FEMALE)

Any guesses ....

SRGayHOON

4. BEST DIRECTOR

BHAAG VARMA AANDHI AAYI !!!!!!

5. BEST PLAYBACK SINGER(FEMALE)

IN MY SHITTY ..ERR..CITY

6. BEST PLAYBACK SINGER (FEMALE)

HIMESH CHHAMIYA ...ERR.......RESHAMMIYA

MY YASH CHOPRA FAVORITE ....

2012-10-28T03:40:00.000-07:00

यश चोपड़ा

Why don't you come back, Sir ??

I can't get YASH CHOPRA outta my mind....

love this song of him....comes as fresh breath of air

Hope you also enjoy the song .............

TWITTER PIGS(ट्विटर के सूअर )- KAMAAL R KHAN

2012-10-27T04:21:00.000-07:00

DESHDROHI NE TWITTER PAR GANDGI FAILAYI !!!!!

(ट्विटर के सूअर )

KAMAAL R KHAN

See what self- styled SUPERSTAR Kamaal Khan writes to Huma Qureshi on Twitter....

P.S. For all who dunno him,

As the saying goes,

ऐसी वाणी बोलिए

की मन का आपा खोय

दुनिया गाली दे आपको

आपहु चूतिया होय..

DINO MOREA : AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

2012-10-27T02:14:00.000-07:00

THE BREAKING NEWS !!!!!

"Bade Bade Chutiyon ke saath aise chhote chhote

chutiyaap hote rehte hain "

The flop, bankrupt and good- for- nothing,usless "actor" Dino Morea is in a state of shock after his house got burgled, while he was asleep. However, the police were able nab the thief (shit).It is reported that they stole his clothes while he was asleep and even the greasy cellphone which contained gay pornos and sleazy images of male actors.

"Mumbai Police is brilliant. My home got burgled this morning (Saturday), the police and I tracked the thieves down.They are traumatised after watching my mobile stuff .Jai ho Mumbai Police (sic)," the 36-year-old, who stays at the Leo's Street, Bandra, tweeted.

"Excuse my language, but the thief had the b****s to come into my bedroom (Go die somewhere,Dino), while I was asleep," he further tweeted(Shame on you bitch.....thieves are betta than u moron !!!)

Dino beta , u shud be happy that there are some people who still remember you .......

What say guys ??

OMG...BRITNEY SPEARS DRUGGED !!

2012-10-27T01:24:00.000-07:00

नशीली ब्रिटनी स्पीयर्स !!!!

The one-time confidante of Britney Spears said he crushed up drugs in the pop singer's food to help her sleep and disabled her phone lines during the height of her meltdown five years ago, Spears' mother said.

Lynne Spears told the Los Angeles jury in a civil trial that Sam Lutfi, Britney's self-styled manager at the time, described his actions to her in a January 2008 exchange at her daughter's Los Angeles home.

Depression Yash Chopra left for us....

2012-10-26T12:05:00.001-07:00

What comes to my mind when I think of Yash Chopra .....

what comes to yours ???

OMG ASIN !!!!!

2012-10-26T06:27:00.001-07:00

Wishing the sexy siren Asin a very happy birthday today !!!!!

P.S. For all who don't know her, she rose to fame in Bollywood with Ghajini(yeah..the Aamir Khan one)

Asin with Dad

The Bombshell

The Gorgeous

Charming

OOOPS !!!!!

Bold and the Beautiful

She will be seen in KHILADI 786 opposite Akshay Kumar .

UNSEEN PICS OF MALAIKA FROM DABANGG- 2

2012-10-25T14:11:00.001-07:00

MALAIKA ARORA KHAN IN HER NEW SEXY AVATAR !!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMM

YASH CHOPRA'S CHAUTHA : WHAT SHAHENSHAH AMITABH BACHCHAN SAYS ..

2012-10-25T12:02:00.001-07:00

What the legend says .....

AMITABH BACHCHAN AND REKHA IN SILSILA

44 वर्षों का साथ , जो की 1968 में शुरू हुआ , 2012 में अचानक और समय से पहले समाप्त हो गया .
इन ४४ वर्षों में , कला के क्षेत्र में यश जी का जो योगदान रहा , देश विदेश में , जग जाहिर है . परन्तु मैंने उन्हें हमेशा एक घनिष्ट मित्र और एक अद्भुत इंसान के रूप में पाया .

नाम और शौहरत के साथ साथ मित्रता और इन्सानिअत को साथ लेकर , अपना जीवन व्यतीत करना , ये कोई सरल काम नहीं है .
लेकिन यश जी में ऐसे ही गुण थे .
मैंने उनके साथ इस लम्बे सफ़र में , बहुत कुछ सीखा और जाना . बहुत से सुखद और दुखद पल बिताये . काम के प्रति जो उनकी लगन , निष्ठा, और उत्साह था , उससे उन्होंने मुखे भिगोया - इसके लिए मैं सदा उनका आभारी रहूँगा .

इतने वर्ष उनकी संगत में रहकर , जो उनमें एक महत्वपूर्ण बात देखी, वो ये कि मैंने उन्हें कभी भी किसी के साथ अपना क्रोध व्यक्त करते नहीं देखा . कभी भी किस्सी के साथ ऊंचे स्वर में बात करते नहीं देखा . ऊंचा स्वर उनका था , लेकिन अपने काम के प्रति उल्ल्हास व्यक्त करने के लिए होता था , क्रोध नहीं . परिस्तिथि चाहे कुछ भी रही हो , उनका स्वभाव हमेशा शांत रहा .
मिलनसार व्यक्ति थे वे .
जितना प्रेम वो अपनी फिल्मों को देते थे , उतना ही प्रेम वो उन्हें भी देते थे, जिनके साथ उनका संपर्क होता था .
प्रेम से उन्हें प्रेम था ...

दुःख की इन अँधेरी घड़ियों में हम उनके निकट परिवार के सभी सदस्यों को अपना शोक प्रकट करते हैं , और केवल इतना कहना चाहेंगे की ... ' है अँधेरी रात पर दीवा जलाना कब मना है '. ये पंक्तियाँ मेरे पूज्य पिताजी की लिखी एक कविता से हैं ... 'है अँधेरी रात पर दिवा जलाना कब मना है '
इसलिए ... भविष्य में , आने वाले दिनों में , आशा और उम्मीद के लाखों करोड़ों दीपों को प्रज्ज्वलित करने के लिए , प्रोत्साहन के रूप में , बाबूजी की ही लिखी पंक्तियों से अपनी बात समाप्त करना चाहूँगा ... की .... जो बीत गयी सो बात गयी !!

" जो बीत गयी सो बात गयी
जीवन में एक सितारा था ,
माना वो बेहद प्यारा था ,
वो डूब गया तो डूब गया -
एम्बर के आनन् को देखो
कितने इसके तारे टूटे ,
कितने इसके प्यारे छूटे ..
जो छूट गए फिर कहाँ मिले ,
पर बोलो टूटे तारों पर , कब एम्बर शोक मनाता है ..
जो बीत गयी सो बात गयी - "

We will surely miss you Yashji...forever and ever and ever...

May your soul rest in peace and love .......

LATEST UNSEEN TRAILER OF IRON MAN 3 !!!!!

2012-10-23T09:57:00.004-07:00

IRON MAN 3
(लोहा गरम है .....मार दो हथौड़ा !!!!!!)

I am the Iron Man ...

Guys here comes the most awaited IRON MAN 3 trailer starring Robert Downey Jr as Anthony(Tony) Stark, Ben Kingsley, Gwyneth Paltrow.

BEN KINGSLEY

Check it out......

SHAKE THAT BISCUIT BABY !!!!

2012-10-21T02:33:00.000-07:00

Bringing you the sexiest cheerleaders from across the world !!!!!

Take a look ....

OOOOOOOOOO !!!!!HOUSTAN TEXANS

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS

VALUABLE ASSETS :PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

BOOTYLICIOUS : Atlanta Falcons

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS

MIAMI HEAT

हाय !!! करंट मार गयी !!!!!

WHY BIGG BOSS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM TV

2012-10-17T05:03:00.004-07:00

BIGG BOSS OR BIGG SHITT !!!!

BIGG BOSS SEASON 6....ALAG CHHE .....

(बिग बॉस सीजन छें..अलग छे !!!!)

Is it ????

Lets find out WHY NOT ...

1.WELL-SCRIPTED SHOW

Yes it is...

If u watch the show properly...u will find out that the so called

BIGG BOSS(The Divine voice in the so called "Confession room"(It aint the church , bitch !!!) is ploying the contests to make them fight among themselves to enhance the Entertainment factor.

2. SHOW OF THE LOSERS

No impressive personalities called on the show
Earlier reports said Kim Kardashian was being contacted the show..but she refused.( O Shitttt !!!)

KIM WITH BEAU KANYE WEST

PRINCESS CONSTUME ( gosh ...she already looks like one !!!!)

3.BIGG BOSS'S UNREGISTERED TRADEMARK : THE SCAPEGOAT

The Whole story revolves around this person as soon as they find it...if you have watched the earlier episodes.

3. FAMILY DRAMA

We are fed up with this bitch.....as we already see these things around us.

And not to mention...THE EKTA KAPOOR'S INTOLERABLE SOAPS !!!

4.THAKELE CONTESTANTS

Yes they are this time...arent they ??

5. CONTESTANTS' AFFAIRS

DELNAAZ PAUL WITH ASEEM TRIVEDI

Adds publicity and TRPs to show....

who knows they are faking it ..or is it for real ...????

5. SALMAN KHAN'S GLAMOUR QUOTIENT

Only in weekends....only to contribute to the dash dash of the show.

KATRINA KAIF

SALMAN WITH KHALI