Pictures, jokes, and other stuff

Britney Spears - The American Dream picture

2013-05-17T13:24:00.000-07:00

Old people jokes

2013-05-17T11:46:00.003-07:00

Deborah Harry canvas

2013-05-10T10:34:00.003-07:00

You can buy this Deborah Harry print on Amazon. Even if you don't want it, check out the first review. Here is a snippet:

It occurred to me the other day that this year is the 35th anniversary of my first ever fwap. I don't remember the exact date of my first meeting with my own mint sauce but what I do remember very well is I was thinking of Debbie Harry when it happened.

Eat boogers - they taste good and may be good for you

2013-05-01T12:53:00.002-07:00

“We were talking about the different types of molecules that are present in mucus, and it’s well known that there’s a lot of sugar groups. And then we took it a little bit further and said maybe your mucus tastes sweet to tantalize you to eat it. Kids who sort of don’t know any better or know any better that picking their nose and eating it may actually be training their immune system to the different types of pathogens and agents that may be present within the air,” Dr. Napper said.

Read the full report here.

Iron Man stuff

2013-04-29T07:04:00.000-07:00

Grandpa joke

2013-04-24T07:01:00.002-07:00

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!”

Joey Votto does not get paid to walk - #ThingsJoeyVottoDoesntGetPaidFor

2013-04-19T11:21:00.001-07:00

Joey Votto gets walked a lot. Through 15 games, he has twice as many unintentional walks as anybody else in in baseball.

Baseball traditionalists say that he's not paid to score runs but rather to drive them in.

Here are some other things he isn't paid for:

Wall decorations

Mowing the lawn at GABP

Playing the organ at GABP

Cleaning up after the Phillies sweep

Serving Cowboy his post-game UDF

Rocking the Bike to make daiquiries for the team

Shaving Marty's head after a huge winning streak

Selling you a Paula Deen bedroom set

Providing security in his home

I found these pictures on Porky Miller's Twitter page.

Ryan Lochte's philosophy

2013-04-19T10:33:00.002-07:00

My philosophy is: If you're a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.

- Ryan Lochte

Atomic dog - cartoon

2013-04-19T09:58:00.000-07:00

I found this here.

Margaret Thatcher - life sized cardboard cutout

2013-04-19T08:40:00.002-07:00

Go here for a life sized cardboard cutout of Margaret Thatcher. You know you want one!

Beatles pictures - old

2013-04-15T06:36:00.000-07:00

One word essays - cool pictures

2013-04-08T05:14:00.001-07:00

Contemplation

Whimsy

Security

Contentment

Confusion

Honor

Tenacity

Tradition

Longevity

Accomplishment

Adventure

Companionship

Loneliness

True Love

Curiosity

Heroism

Scary

Excitement

Fun

Awe

Beauty

Fruitful

Hope

Friendship

Perseverance

Caring

Lou Holtz - Job advice

2013-04-04T05:51:00.001-07:00

Find something you like to do
Find something you do well
Find someone who will pay you to do it

If nobody will pay you to do it, it is a hobby...not a profession.

Killed by vegetarians - joke

2013-03-29T10:41:00.003-07:00

The blame game

2013-03-26T07:06:00.000-07:00

BLAME

How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If friends are shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer for

having too many rounds in the magazine.

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS

is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .

Good things come...

2013-03-26T06:42:00.000-07:00

Bird Pictures - When Birds Attack!

2013-03-25T04:20:00.001-07:00

Bird Pictures - Must see

2013-03-25T04:12:00.000-07:00

Bird Pictures - Beautiful

2013-03-25T04:10:00.000-07:00

Bird Pictures - Awesome

2013-03-25T04:08:00.001-07:00

Bird Pictures - Spectacular

2013-03-25T04:01:00.002-07:00

Snow pictures

2013-03-08T11:54:00.003-08:00

Gorgeous Use of Snow

The annual Snow Sculpture contest in Breckenridge , Colorado ,

attracts contestants from all over the world.

Daylight Savings Time - March 10th, 2013

2013-03-07T11:02:00.001-08:00

Daylight Savings Time (coming soon, March 10th, 2013)

It doesn't get much simpler than this explanation.

Arizona is the only state in the United States that does not recognize daylight saving.
Saskatchewan is the only Canadian province that does not have it either.
Probably because of "The Old Indian."
Thank You, Old Indian!

Pictures - Puppies and a baby

2013-02-22T10:26:00.000-08:00

Pictures - Something bad is going to happen

2013-02-22T10:22:00.004-08:00