'Thought & Humor'

The UNC Advantage!!!

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Q. What's the advantage of being married
to a UNC* student/grad?

A. You can park in handicapped zones.

UNC History Exam Question

2012-02-02T11:50:00.001-05:00

What is your understanding

of recent history since World

War II?

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Can I Retaliate???

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Before I can retaliate, does someone
first have to taliate?

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N.C. Zoo

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There was this truck driver who had to deliver 5 penguins to
the N.C. Zoo. As he was driving his truck through North Carolina,
his truck breaks down near Chapel Hill*. After about 3 hours,
he waves another truck down and offers the driver (who just
happen to be a recent UNC grad) $500 to take these penguins
to the zoo for him.

The next day the original truck driver arrives in town and sees
the second truck driver crossing the road with 5 penguins

walking in single file behind him.

The original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, "What's
going on? I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!"

The second truck driver responds, "I did take them to the zoo.
And I had enough money left over so now we're going to see a
movie."

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UNC Fire

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A UNC* grad called the fire department.

She screams into the phone, "Hurry,
come quick! My house is on fire."

The fire chief replied, "OK, but how do
we get to your house?"

The UNC grad said, "Duh, Red Truck!"

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Celebrating Our Diversity

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Arguing With Women

2012-02-02T10:11:00.001-05:00

There are two theories to arguing
with women. Neither one works.

Crosswords Quiz

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Here is a collection of words taken from several crossword
puzzles and brain teasers. Match wits with the puzzle
constructors and select the answer you think is correct.

1. pomp (n.) - A: self-assurance. B: fame. C: stately dis-
play. D: upswept hair style.

2. guru (n.) - A: African antelope. B: spiritual adviser.
C: gifted person. D: deceptive gambler.

3. retrench (v.) - A: to establish. B: economize. C: dig
out. D: fill in with earth.

4. precis (n.) - A: summary. B: correct method. C: advance
showing. D: prediction.

5. modish (adj.) - A: fashionable. B: temperamental.
C: snobbish. D: shy.

6. ilk (n.) - A: source. B: sickness. C: small group.
D: same kind.

7. medley (n.) - A: recurring theme. B: assortment of items.
C: average result. D: softness.

8. allay (n.) - A: to join. B: state to be true. C: calm.
D: retreat from.

9. prevail (v.) - A: to beg. B: prevent. C: grasp. D: tri-
umph.

10. dam (n.) - A: woman of nobility. B: great strength.
C: animal's female parent. D: counteraction.

11. askance (adv.) - with A: horror. B: suspicion.
C: awkwardness. D: coyness.

12. tinge (v.) - A: to burn. B: make a light, ringing sound.
C: color slightly. D: spoil or corrupt.

13. wan (adj.) - A: pale. B: tender. C: unexpressive.
D: thin.

14. bauble (n.) - A: foolish talk. B: small bubble.
C: social error. D: worthless trinket.

15. par (n.) - A: superior attainment. B: figure of speech.
C: smallness. D: average condition.

16. prig (n.) - person who is A: boring. B: self-righteous.
C: gossipy. D: witty.

17. riff (n.) - A: animation. B: rupture of a relationship.
C: disreputable person. D: repeated melodic phrase.

18. downy (adj.) - A: soft and fluffy. B: foolish and
flighty. C: somewhat seedy. D: languid or flabby.

19. mote (n.) - A: wide ditch. B: emotional outburst.
C: speck. D: act of shedding.

20. lulu (n.) - A: Polynesian feast. B: euphemism for
washroom. C: lucky break. D: anything remarkable.

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Fishing At UNC

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Thursday's Humor Cartoons

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Dr. Howdy says: "FORWARD TO FRIENDS & YOUR MAMA!"
First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture

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'Thought & Humor' - often polemical but
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Dear Professor Howdy,

Thank you for your simply addicting newsletter...it's truly a candidate
for the 8th wonder of the world and 1st candidate for the cyber-world...
it just keeps blooming with more of what I need and, I think, what we
all need...please keep up the great works!!!

Type atcha later...

God bless you,

Phil H
WI

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Dear Dr. Howdy, Indeed I am a faithful Tarheel*, having both
MA and Ph.D. from their fine chemistry department.
But that doesn't keep me from getting a great kick out
of the humor propagated by what appears to me to be
a pack of wolves!!**

SERIOUSLY, THE HUMOR IS GREAT FUN BUT MY
MAIN ATTRACTION WAS TO THE CONSERVATIVE
MORAL AND POLITICAL STANCE THAT SEEMED
TO CHARACTERIZE THE FIRST ISSUE I SAW.
INCIDENTALLY (HE SAYS ACCIDENTALLY!), it was
sent to me by a friend, so I really didn't "hear about
you" at all, and still haven't. All I know is what has
come in the two issues of the Newsletter I have
seen. The best to you.

S. P.

*Another name for UNC.
** UNC's archrival - NCSU.

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Take the best medicine of all for what ails you -- laughter:

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon
without springs--jolted by every pebble in the road."
~Henry Ward Beecher
"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects."
--Arnold Glasow
"Laughter is by definition healthy."
--Doris Lessing
"If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life."
--Bette Midler
"The human race has one really effective weapon,
and that is laughter."
--Mark Twain
"What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul."
-- Yiddish Proverb
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
-- Milton Berle
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
-- Victor Borge

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the
heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time
to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; a
time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a
time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance. (King Solomon)

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But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. - Ex 9:16

And this Good News about the Kingdom will be
preached through all the world for a witness to
all people; and then the end will come. - Mat 24:14

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Tim Tebow 2010 Super Bowl Ad!!!

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Super Bowl Ads Illustrate The Absurdity Of Modern-Day Liberals

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WATCH!!!

Thursday's Political Cartoons With Great Commentaries

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Great Politically Conservative Commentaries:

TOWNHALL!!!

HERITAGE FOUNDATION!!!

VIEWPOINT!!!

RUSH!!!

Charles Hurt!!!

Politics Affects Our Daily Lives! Keep Up-To-Date:
Read Headlines Daily & Click On Any Article Of Interest!
It Will Amaze You How Informed You Become!

Drudge Report!!!

Christian Viewpoints:

DR. MOHLER!!!

CHUCK COLSON!!!

RAVI!!!

RON HUTCHCRAFT!!!

Classical Music Videos (While You Read):

Yours To Enjoy!!!

Five Good Biblical WorldView Sites:

Dr. Al Mohler!!!

Chuck Colson!!!

American News Commentary!!!

Michael Youssef!!!

Two Minute WV Cartoon!!!

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To My Muslim Friends:

Islam vs. Christianity Comparison!!!

Arabic Students!!!

Answering Islam!!!

Muhammad or Jesus?

Islam Watch!!!

Former Muslims!!!

A Christian Dies To Save Muslims!!!

Is the God Of Muhammad The Father Of Jesus?

The Reason For God!!!

Three Things About Islam!!!

Taqiyya - Lying For Islam!!!

The Jesus Movie!!!

World Students!!!

A Message From God!!!

Why Trust The Bible & Not The Qur'an!!!

Is The Qur'an Accurate?

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Learn More About God in
2 Minute Cartoon Videos:

How To Become A Christian!!!

Does Anyone Still Read The Bible?

When Should A Person Be Baptized?

When Will Jesus Come Back?

Does The Bible Ever Say That Jesus Is God?!!!

What In The World Is Worldview?

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Politics Affects Our Daily Lives! Keep Up-To-Date:
Read Headlines Daily & Click On Any Article Of Interest!
It Will Amaze You How Informed You Become!

Drudge Report!!!

* The Mantovani Album #8 In Beautiful HD Photography!!!

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* Marvelous Mantovoni Music ♪♫ ♫

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The 101 Strings Album #5 In Beautiful 15-Minute HD Music Video!!!

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* How To Become A Christian!

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Percy Faith Album #6 With Beautiful HD Photography!!!

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Do You Have Civic Courage?

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DETAILS!!!

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The 101 Strings Album #4 In Beautiful 15-Minute HD Music Video!!!

2012-02-02T01:24:00.000-05:00

A Letter To Friends

2012-02-02T01:20:00.000-05:00

Dearest Friends,

In my anguish I cried to the Lord,
and He answered by setting me free.
The Lord is with me; I will not be
afraid. What can man do to me?

Sincerely,
David

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UNC Grad Holiday Pictures!

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* My Music Videos:

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ENJOY!!!

It was with great anticipation that I began viewing
the videos by Professor Howdy on YouTube and
his two Blogs!

The Professor is simply amazing at retelling an
old story in a contemporary manner with exquisite
Classical Music accompanied with H.D. Photographs
& sprinkled with alluring, charming, classy and
bewitching Video Clips! Rather than containing
simply one music selection, the Professor includes
up to four popular music sensations on each 15
minute video!

The High Definition photographs were beautiful
beyond words and supplemented with those was
the most heavenly music one will ever hear! With
a creative genius' ability to carry us around the
globe and to fall unrestrainedly in love with every
beautiful creature shown, the Professor lifts &
relaxes not only our spirits but our emotions as
well.

One may ask why so many beautiful women
are incapsulated into each video but these
are about love & the celebration of pure
romance which safeguards coitus until after
the marriage vows - Something Hollywood
and most media despise! But for the fortunate
few, an intriguing, riveting & spellbinding
pilgrimage of love with one partner may be
actualized for a lifetime! Then & only then

does a Honeymoon become invigorating,

truly electrifying, sensational, riveting

& mesmerizing!

Each viewer may substitute his or herself
into these video stories and become part
of the rapturous novels. The male viewer
becomes the romancer of the beauty within
the ratiocination story while the female viewer
becomes the romanced interminably!

Now with some 500+ videos available, one can
enter the world of musical enchantment similar
to Narnia or Middle Earth with spell bounding
emotional attachment to each world musically
presented. Of special note while viewing each
musical video, it is often nearly impossible at times
to determine whether a photograph or video is
being used during a particular segment.

Each pulchritudinous video tells it own allegorical
fifteen minute novel with statuesque and emblematic
awareness! Remember that his Music Videos are
defined as theater of the mind!

Part of the Genius also in these opulent & ostentatious
videos are not only in the Transitions that change
beautifully in slow motion but the charmingly, daintily,
delicately & delightful photographs & videos that
ameliorate the musical narrative!

Only one with low intelligence quotient or attention
deficit will not be relaxed, cheered & entertained by
these astounding video novelettes. Medical studies
have shown that these videos even lower one's
blood pressure when needed.

This magic world may be entered through the
portholes of the Wardrobe, Narnia, YouTube,
FaceBook or the Professor's Blogs! Enjoy the
musical adventure (and be sure to click the
proper buttons below the screen to view with
your computer's full screen). Oh, and his Videos
when viewed on Apple's new iPad are simply
astounding!

Phillip T. Yarborough
Professor Emeritus
Harvard University
And Entertainment
Editor for Time Magazine

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