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Has Oprah been losing her edge?

2009-11-22T16:59:00.003-05:00

Personalty I think that Lady O has abandoned the show to concentrate full time on her plan for world domination!

In other news Jon Gosselin has sent 12 roses to the woman he "despises", his estranged wife Kate Gosselin. I guess he releases that she's his ticket on the gravy train. Perhaps he's figured out hat no one is interested in seeing a pudgy balding man make a fool of himself on a regular basis. How desperate and pathetic!

More Tila Tequila Related Madness

2009-11-22T12:49:00.006-05:00

The following little number was posted to youtube a year ago by Tila Tequila (Tila will avail herself of any medium to get attention. Soon she be calling into the Alex Jones Show!). Those it seemed harmless and inane at the time, in hindsight we really should've seen the warning signs!

This chick is ready for the Britney Spears ward at Cedars Sinai. A muzzle might accessorize nicely with her straight jacket.

Of course Tila Tequila isn't the only dangerous nut out there. Ex jail bird Martha Stewart has some very grave concerns about Sarah Palin!

Jon Gosselin deeper in shit

2009-11-22T10:11:00.005-05:00

RadarOnline.com has obtained a contract that spells out a business relationship between Jon, Hailey Glassman, lawyer Mike Heller and Michael Lohan.

What would a week be without Jon Gosselin? I'm afraid that we don't yet have the pleasure of knowing. That happy day might be getting closer though. Seems Jon is in some deep caca with his former TLC masters. When he signed on for that travesty of a tv show - Jon & Kate + 8 - he agreed contractually not to do any endorsements that the Learning Channel didn't approve of.

Now Jon entered into a business arrangement with a pretty shady character - Michael Lohan. Though the contract was unsigned, Jon still got paid, and that's the fly in the ointment. It's put's him technically in violation of contract. So TLC may have jon by the short and curlies. Not that anyone would want to get anywhere near jon's short and curlies, or even think about them. If the rumours about Jon being taped have sex with a 'professional' are true though, you might get a chance to do more than think about them. Jon should've have known better. Where ever Michael Lohan goes catastrophe, and legal trouble, seem to follow him like stink follows shit.

CLICK HERE to see the secret deal memo.

Jon really ought'a slow down on the partying. Most recent pictures of him look like he was hit in the head with a brick!

It's over, the fat lady sang!

2009-11-22T09:10:00.002-05:00

Oprah Winfrey didn't so much sing as cry. She is enriched beyond measure though, at least to the tune of 1 or 2 billion dollars (I'd hum a few bars of that tune but I don't how it goes).

Miranda Kerr Topless

2009-11-21T17:24:00.006-05:00

Courtesy of Egotastic here's lovely Miranda Kerr topless!

Miley Cyrus Hates Twilight

2009-11-21T16:43:00.003-05:00

She doesn't like vampires and werewolves. I guess that life is creepy enough with Big Daddy Billy Ray. Besides there isn't a stripper pole in the whole film!

1 Dead, 9 Injured in Miley Cyrus bus crash

2009-11-20T14:57:00.000-05:00

Look What the Cat Dragged In

2009-11-20T12:39:00.004-05:00

Is it my imagination or did Brad Pitt used to be hot back before he got involved with that raving lunatic Angelina Jolie? For fuck's sake it's taken Jan Michael Vincent nearly 30 yaers to get himself into that state!

So I guess that the upshot is that life with AJ is no bed of roses. Rather than this being a case of time flying when you're having fun, it looks more like Jolie has taken years off of the poor man's life!

Foxy Knoxy Faces the Music

2009-11-20T12:09:00.002-05:00

Most of the evidence against Foxy Knoxy is only circumstantial - just like OJ Simpson and Osama bin Laden!

New Bitchslap HD Trailer

2009-11-20T10:28:00.003-05:00

From the team that brought you Xena & Hercules (and featuring many cameos from the X&H cast).

Official release date is January 8th, 2010. Check out the official website for the film at www.bitchslapmovie.com

Heidi's Back

2009-11-20T09:18:00.002-05:00

Photo courtesy of WENN

Looks like supermodel Heidi Klum is back with a vengeance and only mere weeks after dropping her bundle! Way to go super-girl.

Ricky Hollywood

2009-11-20T09:06:00.000-05:00

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Chris Brown gets probation

2009-11-20T08:22:00.000-05:00

Tila Tequila approaching 5150!

2009-11-19T18:36:00.011-05:00

Now this is the kind of story that you just don't get on Perezhilton, or any of those other over rated highly touted gossip sites. You can hear it right here and in Tila Tequila's own slurred and incoherent words too! So pay attention cause she's not making much sense!

Tila Army? - George W Bush wasn't that out of it during his 8 years of chaos! Better get the butter fly net and the Valium syringe ready, cause this little birdy is ready to fly over the cuckoo's nest. I just hope that she isn't planning any invasions or anything.

There's more to life than celebrity foolishness

2009-11-19T16:52:00.003-05:00

... and experience the wonder!

Free Satu

2009-11-19T14:49:00.010-05:00

Wanna know what it's like to be an aspiring model/actress in New York City? Well then here's your chance to find out by reading FreeSatu & Fevered Ramblings. These blogs are written by a very intelligent and passionate young lady, Satu Rautaharju, who is determined to break into the business. She was also Joss Whedon's choice to play Wonder Woman in that movie he got kicked off of. Plus she also did a couple of spots on the OC (as an edgy goth girl singer) back when poor Mischa Barton was just starting to go off of the rails. The stories that young lady might be able to tell, should she care too!

Satu also has a knack for entertainment journalism and has interviewed Bruce Willis among others. Samuel L Jackson even flirted with her during one interview!

Johnny Depp - Sexy's Back

2009-11-19T12:42:00.003-05:00

Jonas Bros go back to school

2009-11-19T10:44:00.000-05:00

Kate Moss model controversy

2009-11-19T08:06:00.001-05:00

More Robert Pattinson

2009-11-19T04:15:00.001-05:00

Alan Alda gone to the dogs

2009-11-19T02:12:00.000-05:00

Ya know he does look a little like Megan Fox!

Chantal Kreviazuk talks songwriting and ghost stories

2009-11-19T00:07:00.003-05:00

Tila Tequila has a message for the haters

2009-11-18T22:09:00.008-05:00

The finger is worth a thousand words, and all of them 4 lettered!

I was gonna caption that but I'm sure that you get the message. She's also suing Shawne Merriman on some spurious grounds. About the only thing he seems guilty of is serving alcohol to an unstable - and by unstable I mean batshit nuts - woman.

Between Levi Johnston, Balloon Dad, Michael Lohan, and the ever unpopular Carrie Prejean, the trash factor angle is getting awfully competitive. Can your really blame Tila for trying? You go girl! At least this will get her out and involved, and give her a break from he constant Twittering and youtubing. Some of those youtube vids were starting to get borderline creepy!

BTW in addition to appearing drunk while singing off key on youtube, TT has also taken to blogging. Oh how the mighty have fallen! You can check it out @ Tila'sHotSpot!

The poor woman was starting to crack! Without this pointless law suit to occupy her mind a 5150 might well have been in her immediate future!

Sarah Palin on Oprah - Video

2009-11-18T20:42:00.002-05:00

That was part one of the entire interview which is posted on the youtube channel SomePoliticalClips. PS don't tell Oprah!

Michael Jackson in denial over drugs

2009-11-18T17:46:00.001-05:00