tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25478396277105752722024-10-25T03:17:46.856-05:00Welcome to J Town! My name is The Daumenator. On this blog, I will do my best to make you laugh with whatever comes to my mind. So sit back, relax, read, and enjoy. There will be a new post every Friday at 12:00 P.M. GMT. March 8, 2013 will have the last post until further notice due to hiatus.The Daumenatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15609305673935731591noreply@blogger.comBlogger190125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2547839627710575272.post-10832718304524016952013-03-08T18:00:00.000-06:002013-03-08T18:00:06.191-06:00

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I recently tried to play the game known as Pokémon. I had played games such as Pokémon Snap and Stadium in my childhood, but I had never gone into the world to catch and train Pokémon. The following are some of the conversations I had with someone who knows a fair bit about this world. There is a little bit of foul language. Do not read this if you are weak at heart. Starting Information:

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Through the magic of the Internet, I have found a site that will analyze your writing and compare it to a famous writer. I found this&nbsp;fascinating&nbsp;and wasted more time than I would like to admit analyzing different parts of my work. The site in question is:&nbsp;http://www.codingrobots.com/blog/2010/07/09/i-write-like/ For some reason, the first thing I analyzed was an essay I wrote

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This is a post inspired by a random word generator. This generator is found at the site commonly known to mankind as wachout4snakes.com. Because of this site, I went on later today to watch out for snakes at an unprecedented level even though I live in a relatively snake-free area. All I can think of right now is, “well played, website.” Officially, the generator is at http://

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Every once in a while, there are moments in my life where I get on certain kicks for different types of music. Some have been classical, others have been hard rock or electronic music. But the last "peaceful" or "melodic" time in my life was when I was addicted to classical music because it set me at ease. I tried to remind myself to mark this down to see if it would last, but laziness set in

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While searching for "chess on a roller coaster" on Google (Inspiration:&nbsp;http://xkcd.com/249/) I came across one photo that happened to be on a blog. The most recent post by this author (who cited it from an article in "Globe and Mail") featured the ten best places (both fictional and not, but, come on, fiction will always seem more appealing) to have an office. I hope you like it; I did.

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A short post today, it was mainly based off of a late conversation in the night. Luge&nbsp; "a small sled that is ridden in a supine position and used especially in competition; also : the competition itself" I enjoy luge. I definitely enjoy being a luger. Luging is such a large part of life. I think there is a luger in every family; sometimes there are whole families of lugers. In the end,

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You have most certainly heard of the protagonist in a work of literature. You may have even heard of the antagonist. But have you heard of the deuteragonist or even the tritagonist? These Wikipedia articles best explains what those fascinating terms are: Protagonist&nbsp; From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A protagonist (from the Greek πρωταγωνιστής protagonistes, "one who plays the

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Here are some crazy questions while answering questions on ChaCha: What does it mean when you vomit yellow liquid? How do you, say, run away when the police are after you and you don't have legal papers? Is the person next to me gay? Why does Conner Flocks wear so many sweaters? Who do scientists worship? How do you casually hack on a phone? Who are the Top 5 Attorneys for houses in

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People have told me that I should be a comedian. I then proceed to say, "Sure, but I have no idea what I would talk about." While that may be true, I should really give this consideration. My first rule would be that my material would be clean as can be.The point in that is so that everyone can retell the jokes, not just certain circles of people. That would be my way of giving laughs to the

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Blah, blah, blah, you know the drill. Here are some words of the day presented by a non-sponsor, Merriam-Webster's Dictionary: 1/1/2012 Incommunicado (in-kuh-myoo-nuh-KAH-doh):&nbsp;Without means of communication; in a situation or state not allowing communication 1/13/12 Thole (THOHL): chiefly dialect:&nbsp;endure 1/15/12 Xylography (zye-LAH-gruh-fee):&nbsp;the art of making engravings on

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WARNING: This blog post may not be funny. Due to a lot of speculation, the world has been predicted to end today. I don't really know what to think of it. When I first heard about it two years ago, I wrote in my Google Calendar, "The world ends today, I think. I really don't know. I think I will find out when I get there." Shows how much I know. It also shows that I really have not changed

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Lately, I have found that classical music has become my, "get stuff done" music. When I am folding laundry, when I need to focus, or when I need to embarrass somebody by saying that the song is totally "their jam." Regardless of the true reason, I have created a mass of classical music in my library that I feel people should know about. By the way, the pictures that are located next to the

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I was recently given a few questions for being a judge at a comedy competition. The questionnaire was supposed to allow me to have funny answers so that everyone could laugh while reading them. Sadly, this was not the case for this set of questions. They were very feminine questions such as, "Who was your favorite Spice Girl?, How many times did you cry during "Up?",What inspired your hairstyle?

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Back by popular demand, these doodles are back, mainly because of popular demand. If you do not understand who demanded these, it might comfort you to know that I don't either. I spent some time in the Google Docs area thinking of things to create with a computer and this is what I came up with. As for the title, I was thinking that I have somewhat improved from when I first started drawing

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What's Rocket Mail? Well according to a survey of 1, that is the&nbsp;most asked question when it comes to the meaning of Rocket Mail. A Wikipedia article can tell you more about it than I can: Rocket mail From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia For the&nbsp;webmail&nbsp;service that became&nbsp;Yahoo! Mail, see&nbsp;Rocketmail. The collection of&nbsp;philatelic&nbsp;material ("

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I recently snuck onto a stage and spoke into the idle microphone that was located there. The stage had been empty for quite some time and most of the audience was gone or just there for any purpose other than what the original audience was there for. I know that sounded really confusing, but how else are you going to say that people were just standing around after the speech was over? Anyway

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A continuation of the ever growing list of my favorite words that I have been given my Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day Email System: 8/9/11&nbsp;Diluvial (duh-LOO-vee-ul): &nbsp;of, relating to, or brought about by a flood 8/12/11&nbsp;Fillip (FIL-up): 1) a) to strike by holding the nail of a finger against the ball of the thumb and then suddenly releasing it from that position. b) to make

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First of all, I am not saying to just play this song and then try to beat up everyone you see because I just told you to. That is not&nbsp;what I am trying to say here. I am clearly giving handy advice for anyone who is, let's say, shooting a film and needs to add some background music to a fight. THis fight could be in slow motion, which makes things seem even more fight-y and thought out.

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In the United States, there is a text message question answering service called "ChaCha." It consists entirely of outside help answering questions asked by others via text message. Lately, I have become one of those people. I make $0.01 for each question I answer. There have been many odd questions that I have had to answer. Here are some of the best (and worst) of those questions: What are

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Me: I see this dude a lot. I call him Alonso Person: Do you know him? Me: No Person: Then why do you call him that? Me: Because his personality just screams out "Alonso" Person: Have you told this to him? Me: No, I have never met him Person: What are you saying? Me: I observe him from afar Person: You do&nbsp;know that is the definition of a creeper Me: What? No. This is legitimate

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That's right, folks. It's that time to think about something that may not necessarily exist, but is sure fun to think about. I'm talking about superheroes here. But the reason I am talking about them right now is that I have been thinking of what the world would be like if the heroes that are on our side (you know: the good people of Earth) switched with the bad people's heroes. By that, I mean

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This is not the best example of me copying and pasting. There are a lot of tables in this article that made it hard to convert into blog format.The link to this Wikipedia page is in the title to this blog or here. English units From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from English unit) This article is about the historical development of measurement in England. For the

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For all of you foreign readers (if you really exist), there is a chain of stores in the United States called Wal-Mart. It is a place where one can buy cheap goods that usually would be found in multiple places, but instead, most of your shopping can be done there. Here are, in a list not created by me, are 101 fun things to do at Wal-Mart: 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

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I recently just had to give an introduction speech about myself to people who did not know me just yet. I chose the topic of: Describe your ideal dinner party, guests you would have and what you would serve. When you look at that, you must think of the fact that that is the most unique of the prompts. So bear with me as I present my speech to you. <!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal.dotm 0

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